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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 9:45pm On Feb 02, 2016
Ibime:
Messi has moved to the wing so naturally he will score less.
Suarez in the same CF position is scoring more.
Neymar is scoring more. His Brasileiro record is less than 1 in 2. Forget State Championship.
Why wont Lampard score more?
Only Lewa may score less because it is easier to score in Bundesliga as historical stats show.
I'm sure Berbatov thinks its easier to score the EPL same with Demba Ba and Debruyne

Lampard was the highest goal scorer in most of his seasons at Chelsea, He would be in Barca playing with the most prolific player in the game

All his Free kick goal and penalties where would get them? Henry the 30 goal a season henry went to barcelona and he became a 15goal ninja
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sleekdot(m): 9:34pm On Feb 02, 2016
Chelseafan1:
Martial vs Neymar, who does it better from that left wing this season cheesy cheesy cheesy
Surely Neymar is better than anyone from there. But Martial has a huge potential
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sleekdot(m): 9:30pm On Feb 02, 2016
Nihilist

Martial dey greet you oo
FamilyRe: Men And Their Cheating Ways. by sleekdot(m): 9:21pm On Feb 02, 2016
Timbuktou:
They come to the altar of solution with alternate monikers na. I distinctly remember the case of the one who found her husband's numerous sex tapes. Very arrogant ignorant fools on here. Na dem dey humble when things don't quite turn out as planned.
All of them are married to wonderful Nigerian men we hear yet all of them agree that majority of Naija men are beasts cheaters, wife beaters and abusers

Hmm sip engine oil juice
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 9:15pm On Feb 02, 2016
Ibime:
Ancelotti did not play any knock-down style of football yet Lampard scored 27.

It was Deco, Ballack, Anelka and co on tippy tappy football.

Everybody scored more. There was no high ball for Drogba yet he scored a career high 33 goals. Malouda scored 14 or so for the first time.

The fact is, if the ball is in the area more, Lampard will always score more because he has the lungs to always be in the box when the play is in opposition box. Thats why he was Marathon Man of EPL for 7 years in a row. He would absolutely HAMMER at Barca.

Everybody going to Barca scores more. Suarez scores more, Neymar scores more. What makes you think a GOAL-HUNGRY nigga like Lampard will score less? Has he been instructed not to score like some of our friends?
In Barca currently Suarez is scoring more Messi is scoring less. Typical Messi by February would already be on 40 goals. Whats your comparison for neymar to know he scores more

In Pep time, Messi was at peak he was scoring 60 regularly. He takes all Penalties, all free kicks where lampard gets a quarter of his goals from

Henry went from 30 goals guaranteed to 15-20 goals at Barca

Are you saying a peak Ronaldo would join Barca and score 60 like he normally does with Messi and say Lewandoski
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 8:33pm On Feb 02, 2016
Chestar5:
Lampard is better than all milf put together and dat is bcause m his fan... Others re free to refute it tho cos we all have loyalty....
Y cant u guys drop all damn foolish argument, today there ll b a party in two of our rivals thread @ least lets go pitch our canopies undecided#trollfootball
If we have a party would you dance and post pictures of you as you komole and twerk?

Where should we host the party? man utd or assanal?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 8:31pm On Feb 02, 2016
Ibime:
Some players are lucky to get lucky on the big stage which creates a big emotional connection with the fans and the whole world watching. That makes them bigger than they are in the eyes of the world.

You cant tell me a nigga who scores 3 goals a season is the greatest just because one of those 3 times was when the whole World was watching.

If that makes him a great, he should replicate that consistently.

In the pantheon of Barca ballers, Iniesta is nowhere near Xavi but it would not surprise me if singular moments like World Cup final etc will make some "highlight watchers" give Iniesta more than his due especially in relation to Xavi.

Xavi assisted twice in Euros final, but that is not a headline to grab your attention.


As for Lampard, he would scatter goals in Barca, no doubt.

Some ninjas used to say that Lampard would not score or assist his usual 20 goals if Chelsea play tiki-taka.

When Ancelotti brought tiki-taka, he scored 27 goals and assisted 20.

More attacking football just means more goals for Lampard. He would fit in with Barca play just as well as he did with Ancelotti and just like Seydou Keita did with Barca. Infact at Barca, he will certainly be aiming for 30 goals a season, 35 in a good season.
Ibime if Lampard had gone to Barca under Pep he wouldnt score as much as he was at Chelsea

What helped Lampard at Chelsea was that he was the focal point of the attack, Even your strikers play to knock down for him.

With a phenomenon like messi scoring 60 per season where Lampard wan see 27 when Etoo/Villa sef dey there

If you take Ronaldo a 50 goal player put in the same team with Messi a 60 goal player and Lewandoski another 40 goal player , Does that mean they would score 150 goals together?

What would most likely happen is all 3 goals would drop compared to when they were in other systems

Then I disagree with Xavi being better. Xavi has a peculiar style of play which is less risk averse and geared towards dominating possesion. Xavi would rather play 30 safe passes just to hold on to possesion while Zidane would take the risky route. Maradona my own fave would attempt to do the risky ones which Xavi wont attempt

So judging them based on possession (Xavi's forte) is not right. You the same Ibime always try to diminish Guardiola based on this same possesion based game you are trumpeting Xavi for.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 7:17pm On Feb 02, 2016
nonsoroyalty:
ibeme were u serious about xavi being your best mildfielder of all time or were u trying to be sarcastic?
Ibime has always loved Xavi. He even opined that Xavi was better than Zidane like 5yrs ago on this forum and he proved his assertion
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 7:16pm On Feb 02, 2016
Ibime:
Which AMF no go clear road for 27 goals and 20 assists? Is the manager crazy?

Ballack moved position - thats not conjecture, thats fact.

Ballack was one of the best AMs when he came to Chelsea - thats not conjecture, thats fact.

No be today wey Iniesta start to play left-wing. Hes prolly played close to 50% of his Barca games there. Na Seydou Keita, Fabregas, and Hleb dey move am go there before. He go just pack load kpatakpata when Lampard land for AMF.
To me Ballack was a better midfielder than Lampard. He moved position because he met Lampard at Chelsea

If it was Lampard that came to bayern too at that time, he would have changed position to accomodate Ballack

Ferguson was begging Ballack to come to man utd and pick the Captain hand band

At Ballacks peak he was one of the best
FamilyRe: Caught My Father Checking Out My Girlfriend This Morning by sleekdot(m): 7:06pm On Feb 02, 2016
Organize her friend for your dad
FamilyRe: Men And Their Cheating Ways. by sleekdot(m): 7:02pm On Feb 02, 2016
Everyone here who is married says their husband is not cheating yet they said 8 out of 10 men cheat

I guess everyone is married to those 2 who are not cheating
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 5:19pm On Feb 02, 2016
My friend hesben how far

Yaya yau?
BusinessRe: Photos: Lagos Computer Village Razed By Fire by sleekdot(m): 11:54pm On Feb 01, 2016
Time to demolish the whole area and rebuild it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 11:48pm On Feb 01, 2016
Chestar5:
Even @ dis time of d night in naija, u guys re still goin on wit a senseless, un-neccessary, annoying, baseless, irrevant nd silly argument....

Kontinu!
Nkem if you get boyfriend like Hesben, marry am straight. he is loyal forever. His loyalty to hazard is why he is twisting and turning where space no dey. He would tell any lie and come up with any excuse just to defend you

Dont you agree that kind of man is scarce nowadays. See Chelseafan1, No marry that type, when Hazard begin soap everywhere he fled and joined Barca

Exchange numbers with hesben. He is very loyal. That's my gift to you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 11:35pm On Feb 01, 2016
hensben:
he has been playing with injury. You not fit know coa you be anti-hazard. Hiddink and his father said it. Since the departure of mou how many games has he played? Una go just dey yarn randomly to win argument. Abeg speak wetin I go hear.
Whats the name of the injury he has from August to December? Is it an ankle injury or Menstrual pain?

because not only has he been playing for Chelsea, he has been playing for Belgium as well
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 11:33pm On Feb 01, 2016
hensben:
You are the one to answer that because you keep comparing hazard to Neymar and I'm trying to let you know there is no comparison since they play in different leagues. If cr7 didn't move from epl to la Liga football world won't have been comparing him to messi. The best comparison is Suarez and Aguero due to the fact that both have tested epl n la Liga and Suarez is slightly better.
But Ronaldo was compared to Messi even before he moved to Madrid.

What is the essence of Ballon D or? is it not to compare all players even though they play in different leagues?

Dont they compare Neuer to Cortouis or Cech or DeGea? Do they play in the same league?

When Neuer won the best keeper in 2015, who was he compared to? Do they play in the same league?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 11:06pm On Feb 01, 2016
hensben:
Hazard has been nursing injury since the beginning of this season due to the kicks he received from epl "rugby" players last season coupled with mou tantrums against him.
Which injury has hazard been nursing cos he has played 29 games already or is he injured in the spirit?

Mou tantrums hold him leg? No be the Mourinho tantrums him take be best player last season?

Mourinho don go now for over 1month what has changed about Hazard? Abi na mourinho ghost still dey pursue am?

Brother talk athe truth and shame the devil, Hazard na Oshe as in Oshe dudu like dudu Osun
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by sleekdot(m): 11:00pm On Feb 01, 2016
This kain time, at all at all na him bad pass. Martinez even try wey him give us 24hrs before window closed to get his own injury for say na like next week he injure, How we for do?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 10:58pm On Feb 01, 2016
Adelana1, Dadehmola

leave hesben for me oo

Na me dey catch am mugu tonight, you sef go find your own mugu elsewhere

Oya Hesben come explain how we can compare Pedro of Barca with Pedro of Chelsea since they play in different leagues
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 10:56pm On Feb 01, 2016
hensben:
You are not making sense bro. Sorry. You can't even make accurate reference. Messi or depay? Wtf. Btw, how was Pedro of barca compare to Pedro of Chelsea? You think say epl na beans.
Does Pedro of Barca and pedro of chelsea play in the same league according to your analogy? grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Physical Abuse And Divorce Issues In Marriage. by sleekdot(m): 9:52pm On Feb 01, 2016
Physical abuse could result in death

Would you rather be a single mother or die?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 9:33pm On Feb 01, 2016
hensben:
Lol.. I'm the one countering why you think Neymar is better than hazard and not the other way round. Generally, there is no prove yet that one is better than the other since they play in different league, position with different set of players. Hazard is a good footballer so is Neymar but the later has advantage of excelling more for now due to the league/club he plays for.
Who is better Messi or Depay? Iniesta or Fellaini, Xavi or Nicky Butt

Dont forget they play in different leagues and has advantage of excelling more for now due to the league/club he plays for
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m):
hensben:
so you are comparing Chelsea to barca in terms of quality of players and style of play. I wan see Neymar for epl nor be all this one wey you dey talk. As good and strong as cr7 he wasn't consistent with goals in epl.
So all your excuses don finish?

He has a bad season- We showed you his bad season = Hazards best, he is playing in a monopolized league - We showed you CL stats,

They dont play the same position - SHowed you their documented position

Now na make e come EPL? Wait e dey come

Just as you saw Messi, Xavi, Iniesta, Zidane, Ronaldo Lima, Figo, Maradona, Baggio, Stoichkov Casillas, Ramos etc in the EPL

Sensible players are looking for ways to flee the EPL you dey wait make he come EPL,

DId you tell Terry, Giggs, Scholes, Gerrard Rooney, Hazard etc to go play in La Liga Serie A or Bundesliga?

Make una dey enjoy your Depay and other dropouts from top teams in your EPL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 7:54pm On Feb 01, 2016
hensben:
Oga carry your no of goals noise go one side. Neymar and hazard play in different leagues so comparing them is injustice to hazard. Moreover, Hazard play LMF/winger for Chelsea in 4-2-3-1 formation while Neymar as LWF/striker in 4-3-3 formation for barca.
That was why I used Champions league abi the champions league Neymar plays is different from the Champions League Hazard plays?

Neymar in one season has more non penalty goals than Hazard has in his entire career

You dont want us to use goals should we use assists? or what do you want us to use? or is it National team performance?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by sleekdot(m): 7:15pm On Feb 01, 2016
airmark:
Barcelona fans here are saying it's Xavi. They said he was the heart of barca and spain, no midfielder like him since 1800.
Xavi is one of the top midfielders of his generation. he is actually the best of his generation so if you dont watch others you can claim he is the best

When talking about great midfielders you would talk of Maradona, Zidane, Xavi Matthaus. Not Lampard nor gerrard
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 7:13pm On Feb 01, 2016
Odunharry:
grin Now I understand and know why sleekdot de come catch fun here anytime Lik say na im house be this
Na Chelsea fans na. if you dont remove like 4 of them, the others na ekpa dem be the 95% wey i dey talk dem go just yarn anyhow
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by sleekdot(m): 6:43pm On Feb 01, 2016
This is how world class clubs do business.

Identify a target, close the deal sharply

Shortly before the end of the winter transfer period, FC Bayern have agreed a deal to take Serdar Tasci on loan from Spartak Moscow. The 28-year-old centre-back will play for Germany’s record champions until the end of the current season, when FC Bayern may exercise an option to make the move permanent. Tasci has been assigned the squad number 4.“We’re delighted at the opportunity to bring a player like Serdar Tasci to FC Bayern at short notice,” commented sporting director Matthias Sammer, “thanks to his quality and experience, he’s in a position to help us at once.” Tasci himself said after signing his contract: “I’m feeling very good and I’m really looking forward to the new challenge. I hope I can be of assistance to the team.”

[img]http://www.fcbayern.de/media/images/homepage/spieler-15-16/tasci/Tasci_fcb_010216_2.variant524x295.JPG[/img]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by sleekdot(m): 5:30pm On Feb 01, 2016
airmark:
where is raumdeuter? I hope this other moniker will spit sensible stuffs this time around.
Banned in Politics for promoting secession
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by sleekdot(m): 5:28pm On Feb 01, 2016
airmark:
This ewure has come back with another moniker. grin grin grin

Do you also agree that xavi is the greatest MIDFIELDER ever?
Eran iya Osogbo

raumdeuter:
Though Zidane is my favourite footballer, I would say Diego Armando maradona is the greatest
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 5:04pm On Feb 01, 2016
hensben:
whats there to score 4 goals in UCL playing for barca. You are the one giving excuse for Neymar.
Which excuse am i giving for Neymar? Na you say he flop for that season and i showed his flop season = or even better than Hazards best, You say na monopolized league, I gave you CL stats. So what next again?

Has Hazard ever scored 4 CL goals (minus penalties) in his entire CL career together?

You are saying 4 goals a season is not a big deal how many has hazard scored all his career in the CL (5 seasons of CL footbal)?

Shebi na same caliber of teams dem dey play abi CL sef na monopolized league?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by sleekdot(m): 4:49pm On Feb 01, 2016
hensben:
considering he plays in la Liga( a monopolized league) and his signing fee he flopped. If hazard can score 17 goals in epl 40 goals plus is sure for him in la liga.
Neymars worst season 4 CL goals 5 assists

Hazards best season 3 CL goals (2Penalties) and 3 assists.

Note. Above are CL performances not La Liga performance

So next excuse
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by sleekdot(m): 4:40pm On Feb 01, 2016
Spy360:
Meanwhile it seems our country has a bright future...

Osimhen- Wolfsburg
Nwakali, K-Arsenal
Nwakali, C- ManCity
Chukwueze- Arsenal
Iwobi- Arsenal
Yahaya- Tottenham
...
Na Today?

After 2007 U17

Lukman Haruna - Monaco
Rabiu Ibrahim - Sporting Lisbon
Macaulay Chrisantus- Hamburg
Kingsley Udoh - Trials with Atletico Madrid
Ganiyu Oseni - Esperance and CSKA Moscow

Where all of them dey today?

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