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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by sleekdot(m): 12:03am On Sep 06, 2011
coogar:
maybe buy a sack of cotton wool too and block one nostril.
you don't wanna be stranded with edoyad in a faulty elevator. . . .his nostrils would mop up all the oxygen before the firemen come to your rescue!
edoyad is a lift-risk. grin
cotton wool is too soft he would suck it into that hole, through the exhaust running at 760 Horsepower

Concrete is the best solution
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by sleekdot(m): 11:31pm On Sep 05, 2011
^^ Waste of money if you ask me as long as he has that exhaust on his face
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by sleekdot(m): 10:49pm On Sep 05, 2011
Dgunnerz:
I thought He is black.
Incredible Gunnaz, Dgunnaz. He is black he just bleached his skin and used dusting Powder
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by sleekdot(m): 7:28pm On Sep 05, 2011
Arsene led the club in the period of barreness So what credit should be given there?

You were trophyless for 6 yrs period, So what credit should be given?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Where Is Aloy-emeka? by sleekdot(m): 7:24pm On Sep 05, 2011
Funmi,

Toba really loves you, I told him about you and since then he has been head over heels in love with you

Should I give him your full name so he can add you on facebook. He is a really nice guy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by sleekdot(m): 7:21pm On Sep 05, 2011
toba:
DK i dey vex with u oooo. U left me all alone with no support, why? At the allianz arena we are known to support each other in time of need. Thats why Ribbery chose to stay

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-749055.0.html
toba:
Abeg who be this sleekdot nah?

Since u came DK has disappeared
sleekdot:
[size=14pt]Na Dayokanu be dis, Using my friends monicker.[/size]

Seun banned me, e said I was getting too popular especially amongst the NL female,

You know how haters do, When you are getting all the women and he is stuck to permanent w@nking, I heard he is now perfecting hands free w@nk he has been on autow@nk for some years now
FamilyRe: Should I Build A House For My Dad by sleekdot(m): 7:05pm On Sep 05, 2011
Build for your mom alone,cos it seems your dad is rich enough to take care of himself

After building for your mom, continue building for yourself and your mom,

Cos in the long run, what you build for your mom belongs to you and your maternal siblings while the one for your dad you would start fighting with your half brothers for it and they might even attemot to hurt you over a property you built with your own money

Take care of your mom, All the care she was denied of, You are the husband that she never had and as you do more for her God would continue to bless you.

Did you mom re-marry?
PoliticsRe: Aregbesola Awards Contract To Construct Highway To Ogun, Lagos by sleekdot(m): 6:33pm On Sep 05, 2011
Good one Aregbe, Good one ACN
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Strictly Bundesliga by sleekdot(m): 9:41am On Sep 05, 2011
Magath said to his players during the halftime of the Gladbach game that everyone who doesn't track when losing the ball would be fined €10k. Both strikers, Helmes and Mandzukic, had to pay the 10k.

Last week Magath tried to get rid of Helmes, but he decided to stay. Now it looks like he will be sent to the reserve team. Magath designed a special training program for him:

[img]http://bilder.bild.de/fotos-skaliert/helmes-22672478_mbqf-1314997892-19742786/2,h=343.bild.jpg[/img]

Magath: "When you are not good at something, you have to practice it. It's not his fault he never learned how to defend at his previous clubs."

Helmes' agent says that a global corporation like Volkswagen can't treat its employees like that. "The role of both coach and general manager apparently is too much for Magath."

http://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/fe, 4924.bild.html
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by sleekdot(m): 9:35am On Sep 05, 2011
proudly9ja:
Meanwhile @dudu
I hope you've noticed that we've sold off Sunu to Lorient? Its sad that strikers and defenders from our youth team aren't considered good enough for our first team. I hope Afobe makes it though, same with the guy from Gillingham - Freeman. Rhys murphy is another potential IMO but he's not had it good on the injury front and he is now at an age where he needs to play for the first team.
The youth policy is great as the prodiguous talents that are supposed to win trophies for Arsenal like Owuse, Sunu, Lupoli, Aliadiere, Fabregas Hoyte are shipped off to any willing buyer.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by sleekdot(m): 10:15pm On Sep 04, 2011
The only way for edoyad to make sense is to block his nostrils with concrete, cos the little brain cells growing in hs skull leaks out through that pipeline shaped nostrils

You better dont go to the creeks else MEND attack your nose thinking they are using it to siphon Bonny light grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by sleekdot(m): 10:06pm On Sep 04, 2011
edoyad:
So i guess Toba's an Arsenal Fan too right ? Classic donkey reasoning.
Jeez, So you didnt know toba was pulling your legs? Are you serious?

In your royal imbecillity, Do you think a Bayern fan would mean all that? But because you have the cranial capacity of a cockroach like most GAYYners, you also swallowed it hook line and sinker.

What a shame
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by sleekdot(m): 10:01pm On Sep 04, 2011
toba:
Wheres my bro dk? who kidnapped him?
Na Dayokanu be dis, Using my friends monicker.

Seun banned me, e said I was getting too popular especially amongst the NL female,

You know how haters do, When you are getting all the women and he is stuck to permanent w@nking, I heard he is now perfecting hands free w@nk he has been on autow@nk for some years now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by sleekdot(m): 9:58pm On Sep 04, 2011
Yeepa, So every one now agrees that edoyad is a pillock Have you all noticed that the dulles tperson to post on ths thread is an Arsenal fan?

COINCIDENCE?

Ibime:
^^Nothing concern Bayern fans with how Gomez performs for der National Mannschaft.

All that matters is how he performs for Bayern.

As far as any Bayern fan should be concerned, Gomez > Klose.
Exactly. But I guess thats too much logic in one sentence for an Arsenal fan, It seems the requiremnt to be an Arsenal fan is extremely low IQ.

medjai:
And whatever point that was being made can't be based on fact?
If you so hate being corrected then try not to make errors.
Medjai, I want to apologize on his behalf, you cant expect human reasoning from a simpleton like trumpet size nostril edoyad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by sleekdot(m): 7:17pm On Sep 03, 2011
^^ Does anyone still take debosky serious on this forum?

By their fruits you shall know them. If you look at fruits like toba1909, folahann, lari03, slimshady, edoyad, dipo and the gazzilion of muppet produced on this thread

You should know that Deboskyism is more dangerous than Global warming or recession
PoliticsRe: UN Asks For The CCTV Footage Of Bombed Building by sleekdot(m): 7:02pm On Sep 03, 2011
Can someone tell Odechukwu Jonathan that CCTV is different from DSTV

Cos the man who had no shoes might give them a DSTV dish and decoder
RomanceRe: Is It Decent For A Lady To Answer Her Phone After 11pm by sleekdot(m): 6:59pm On Sep 03, 2011
na wa oo
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s 100 Days In Office: What Are The Achievements by sleekdot(m): 6:51pm On Sep 03, 2011
Where did you get 100 days from?

WHo was Nigerias president 1yr ago?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by sleekdot(m): 6:17pm On Sep 03, 2011
Its always a contest on this thread for who is the dumbest.

Dudu waiting for Man Utd to fall, Maybe he should contact Osama or Muttalab cos thats your best bet.

So people on this thread dont know the difference between talent and technical know how? is this the romance section?

A player like Quaresma, Denilson Olivera, Okocha is high on talent while a player like Fletcher, Didi Hamman, Klose is high on technical know how.

Technical know how is what makes ppl know when to dribble/Show skill and when to play it dirty

lari03:
Why is this thread the most active in the sports section?
The same reason why people gather to watch a lunatic, The same reason why people would rather watch Aki and pawpaw instead of Pat Utomi or Soyinka

The fans on this thread are the most 1d1otic and pathetic on this section

An example is someone like you who thinks Arsenal achieved something by being top 4, Arsenal has talents or Arsenal wanted to sign ferguson

If you say that in Oshodi, Wont thousands of people gather to watch you? In a sane society, they would call social services to come help you after those statements
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by sleekdot(m): 5:53pm On Sep 03, 2011
edoyad:
http://www.soccernet.espn.go.com/player/_/id/10955/miroslav-klose?cc=3888

how can you compare Klose of now(33yrs) old to Gomez who's like 20yrs ?
Compare Gomez to Klose of 2006-2010 when he was finishing top goal scorer in the bundes liga for Bremen; when he was finishing one of the top scorers in the UEFA cup; ewhen he was finishing second highest goal scorer in the UCL behind Messi ; and yes, when he was topping the charts of goals scorers in world cup and Euro Cup qualifiers.

Klose played alongside Lucatoni in Bayern but was able to exert himself. He finished top goal scorer in Bremen and Bayern inspite of injury spells.
Klose was top scorer in Bundesliga once, Gomez at 26 is also Bundesliga highest goal scorer

Klose at his peak scored 25 BL goals, Gomez last season scored 28 BL goals

In a season the best Klose has done is to score 7 CL goals, Last season Gomez scored 8 goals
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by sleekdot(m): 9:46am On Sep 03, 2011
Na dayokanu.

Which Samuel? Klose is washed out thats why no top club wants him
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by sleekdot(m): 11:48pm On Sep 02, 2011
A passive player who is only 3rd after Messi and Ronaldo

I would take that over a striker whose team scored 6 and couldnt score any.

A striker who was offloaded to some midtable Serie A club called Lazio

What a shame
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by sleekdot(m): 11:11pm On Sep 02, 2011
Someone who scored in all CL games he started

tell us how many goals James beettie and Hasselbaink scored in the CL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by sleekdot(m): 10:39pm On Sep 02, 2011
^^ And the next 3 games

vs Hamburg, vs Zurich, vs Kaiserslautern he scored 5

Currently Gomez is joint Highest goal scorer in the Bundesliga

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/stats/scorers/_/league/ger.1/german-bundesliga?cc=5901
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by sleekdot(m): 9:56pm On Sep 02, 2011
^^ Edoyad,

Seems like you have a crush on toba

He needs a girlfriend, Maybe you should talk to him behind closed doors
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by sleekdot(m): 9:45pm On Sep 02, 2011
What happens in football?

A top striker played 90 mins his team scored 6 goals and he scored how many? ZERO!! What a shame

germany becomes the first country to qualify for the Eurocup

Rene Adler whose yansh is glued to the bench
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by sleekdot(m): 9:35pm On Sep 02, 2011
Toba come and explain how the German team scored 6 goals and your Klose couldnt score 1

Even subs like Goetze and Schurrle scored

Ozil with a hat trick

Muller MOTM
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by sleekdot(m): 8:47pm On Sep 02, 2011
^^ I was just shocked cos thats the kind of reasoning I expect from Deborah not someone on Ibimes level

Or should we blame it on the alcohol and weed?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by sleekdot(m): 8:23pm On Sep 02, 2011
37th minute

germany 3 Austria 0


A Mesut ozil Doppelpack and Podolski goal

The assist for Poldi from badstuber was insane
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by sleekdot(m): 8:20pm On Sep 02, 2011
Ibime:
@ Dayo,

You see yourself?

Toni Kroos can't mark, tackle, track players, dribble, no pace etc.

Yet he is better than Wilshere who can do all these things plus the normal playmaker functions.
Xavi doesnt mark, Cant tackle, limited in dribbles, no pace Yet he is better than 99% of midlfielders in Football. DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

In that case, for Toni Kroos to be better than Wilshere, Toni Kroos passing and finishing must be 100% whilst Wilshere's must be 20%. . . .since Wilshere beats him hands down in every other department.
Do we measure footballer by departments? Messi is average at heading, dead balls,, doesnt take Long range shots? doesnt do stepovers, Doesnt do bicycle kicks, Barele tackles, is lightweight Yet he has been the best player in the world for the past 3 years

Any playmaker that has attributes to do all jobs is PRICELESS.
The best play makers in the last decades were Xavi and Zidane tell me how many of these they could do mark, tackle, track players, dribble, no pace etc.

You forgot Xavi started as a Defensive Midfielder. Who told you Busquets is even a typical DM? Busquets is a playmaker type who has the intelligence to play deep.

This is the difference between Boyz and Men.
You have to differentiate when you are talking to GAYYners and to elite analysts like Dayokanu,

Show me any point in time where Xavi didnt have a DM behind him at Barca either in the mould of Petit, Cocu, Van Bommel, Busquets, Yaya toure, Edmilson etc

Think your response through else I wont be nice next time.
EducationRe: My Lecturer Is On My Neck by sleekdot(m): 7:45pm On Sep 02, 2011
Tell him you are HIV positive
FamilyRe: Can You Continue With The Marriage? by sleekdot(m): 7:39pm On Sep 02, 2011
^^ What help do you need that made you put your phone number out?

Or you need a woman to help you keep the bed warm tonight?

Try Aloyemeka

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