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Romance / Re: I Just Discovered My Girl Is Cheating On Me by sleeksamurai(f): 5:50pm On Sep 09, 2022
Miravik900:
I have been seeing signs that my girl is cheating on me from not answering my calls to being on the phone for 2 hours with no reasonable explanation of who she was talking to, and hiding her cell phone from me.

What do you guys advise I do, break up with her or go ahead sleeping with her without letting her know that I know she is cheating on me until when I'm tired, I dish her away?

Your thoughts are welcomed

Sorry. 1 question though? Have you been faithful or exclusive?
Food / Re: How Do You Slice Your Onion? (pictures) by sleeksamurai(f): 5:49pm On Sep 09, 2022
Ademola47:
As seen on Twitter, how do you slice your onion?

Mine is 2.

It’s 1. I don’t like to see onions in food
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pictures: The Disturbing Fascination Americans Have With Guns by sleeksamurai(f): 7:53pm On Jun 02, 2022
You think say if I get chance I no go get as much?
Nigeria that does not have fascination with guns, aren’t we still worse?

SecretAgent7706:
More

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Phones / Re: Please, Can Someone Suggest A Good Phone Under 85k That Isn't Tecno Or Infinix by sleeksamurai(f): 5:26pm On May 25, 2022
Samsung A90 Pro. 88000


Mexperse:
Please, can someone suggest a good phone under 85k that isn't tecno or infinix
Romance / Re: Girls Choose Your Body Shape & Boys Choose The Body Shape You Like (pic) by sleeksamurai(f): 5:15pm On May 25, 2022
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[ quote author=officialwdhtv post=112611289]Girls choose your body shape and boys choose the body shape you like☺️

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Family / Re: My Wife Slapped Me & I Beat Her But She Refused To Go To Father's House by sleeksamurai(f): 2:34pm On May 15, 2022
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APC2:
I created this new account to hide my identity.

We live in a highbrow area in Ogun state with one Kid of 2 years. My wife is not working, she is attending a university in Ogun state where we lived. My wife always watch African Magic, Zee World or running from one prayer house to another. She does not respect me at all. Living with her for 3 years now is hell on earth.

Yesterday, she told me that she attended a program conducted by a prayer ministry and the the General Overseer, a woman told her to bring a bag of rice as a seed. I told her I don't have money to buy a bag of rice for a ministry I don't know anything about. She got angry and told me that I must give her the money before I go to work. To my greatest surprise, she block the door and told me that I am not going anywhere until I give her the money for the bag of rice that the woman of God need the rice that yesterday. I got angry and tried to push her, she gave me a heavy slap and began to shout and insulting me using English so that every neighbour will hear. I was so ashamed and forced my myself out of the flat, she ran after me, held my clothe and tear it down.

I return back to my flat, carry a cable wire and beat her until she couldn't stand up. I'm an operation manager in my company, I went to work, took excuse and went to police station. I carried two police to arrest the general overseer, when we got there, she started swearing that she did not tell my wife to bring any rice, that it is my wife that volunteer to bring. The police did not arrest her again. I returned to office and notify her parents.

Her parents came in the night and after I explained to them, they insulted their daughter and apologize to me. I told my wife to follow her parents she refused.

So about 12:00 midnight, my wife started again, threatening me that she will deal with me, talking loudly again that I called her parents to come and insult her and she will pay me back in a way that I will regret knowing her.

When I couldn't sleep, I went out of the house at about 2:00AM to look for a near-by hotel to sleep. Immediately I entered the hotel, a young lady standing in front of the hotel followed me to the reception. I was thinking she want to book a room as well. The receptionist told me that the available room is 17, 000. I accepted and paid. I was directed to the room and as I entered, somebody knocked the door. I open the door and it was the young lady that followed me to the reception when I was entering the hotel. Before I knew she entered the room and said, "oga, I will do you well, na just 4,000 you go give me". She started touching me and I told her to stop it. I was so disturb by wife problems and I needed someone to talk with. So I accepted the lady. We spent the night together and had sex twice. This is my first time of having sex with another woman since I married in 2019.

I am always at home with my family when I return from work and I think my wife is taking that for granted. I will be going out from now to meet other women. I am completely tired of the marriage and I am considering marrying another wife that can give me peace and respect.
Family / Re: My Wife Slapped Me & I Beat Her But She Refused To Go To Father's House by sleeksamurai(f): 1:49pm On May 15, 2022
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APC2:
I created this new account to hide my identity.

We live in a highbrow area in Ogun state with one Kid of 2 years. My wife is not working, she is attending a university in Ogun state where we lived. My wife always watch African Magic, Zee World or running from one prayer house to another. She does not respect me at all. Living with her for 3 years now is hell on earth.

Yesterday, she told me that she attended a program conducted by a prayer ministry and the the General Overseer, a woman told her to bring a bag of rice as a seed. I told her I don't have money to buy a bag of rice for a ministry I don't know anything about. She got angry and told me that I must give her the money before I go to work. To my greatest surprise, she block the door and told me that I am not going anywhere until I give her the money for the bag of rice that the woman of God need the rice that yesterday. I got angry and tried to push her, she gave me a heavy slap and began to shout and insulting me using English so that every neighbour will hear. I was so ashamed and forced my myself out of the flat, she ran after me, held my clothe and tear it down.

I return back to my flat, carry a cable wire and beat her until she couldn't stand up. I'm an operation manager in my company, I went to work, took excuse and went to police station. I carried two police to arrest the general overseer, when we got there, she started swearing that she did not tell my wife to bring any rice, that it is my wife that volunteer to bring. The police did not arrest her again. I returned to office and notify her parents.

Her parents came in the night and after I explained to them, they insulted their daughter and apologize to me. I told my wife to follow her parents she refused.

So about 12:00 midnight, my wife started again, threatening me that she will deal with me, talking loudly again that I called her parents to come and insult her and she will pay me back in a way that I will regret knowing her.

When I couldn't sleep, I went out of the house at about 2:00AM to look for a near-by hotel to sleep. Immediately I entered the hotel, a young lady standing in front of the hotel followed me to the reception. I was thinking she want to book a room as well. The receptionist told me that the available room is 17, 000. I accepted and paid. I was directed to the room and as I entered, somebody knocked the door. I open the door and it was the young lady that followed me to the reception when I was entering the hotel. Before I knew she entered the room and said, "oga, I will do you well, na just 4,000 you go give me". She started touching me and I told her to stop it. I was so disturb by wife problems and I needed someone to talk with. So I accepted the lady. We spent the night together and had sex twice. This is my first time of having sex with another woman since I married in 2019.

I am always at home with my family when I return from work and I think my wife is taking that for granted. I will be going out from now to meet other women. I am completely tired of the marriage and I am considering marrying another wife that can give me peace and respect.
Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessings: I Don't Wear Pad Or Pant, I Insert Cotton Wool For My Period by sleeksamurai(f): 10:57pm On May 13, 2022
iranu abasha

Finestgal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRvPeXiL5sA

Nkechi blessings fires at her ex for saying that she wear one pant for 3 days that she hasnt wore pant since 18 and she don't wear pad she use cotton wool for her period.

https://www.facebook.com/100008255917599/videos/5031361783585123/?app=fbl


Romance / Re: Where Did You Meet Your Spouse Or Partner? by sleeksamurai(f): 11:12pm On May 06, 2022
At Frozen yoghurt check out (Dominoes)

Znation:
Hello nairalanders; a very beautifull wednesday morning to you all.

One thing that can't and can never be forgotten in a relationship is the day you meet your spouse or partner. Oh yes! That first approach, and the joyful feedback, how she refused given you her number, and how you continued shooting your shot..

So, where did you meet your spouse or partner,

How long did it take before you both married,

If you were to wed where you meet, where will it be?

- Should incase you havn't met yours;

Where do you think you will meet him or her?

'Happy Good Time & Memories Nairaland Couples'
Education / Re: Post Your Alma Mater And The Course You Studied by sleeksamurai(f): 10:59pm On May 06, 2022
School- University of Nigeria (UNEC)

Course- Architecture

Joclebs:
This is just for throw backs!
#tbt

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Education / Re: Post Your Alma Mater And The Course You Studied by sleeksamurai(f): 10:58pm On May 06, 2022
Bros be calming down Na. Nice one though. I applaud you.

GboyegaD:
The Federal Polytechnic, Ede - Statistics;
Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile Ife - Economics;
University of North Texas, Denton, TX - Economics;
Michigan State University, East Lansing, MI - Business Analytics;
University of Calgary, Calgary, AB - Economics.
Family / Re: Fantasising In My Marriage. by sleeksamurai(f): 1:16am On Nov 03, 2021
I'm sorry o.
Were you forced to marry him? Or was it the no premarital sex rule?

If you knew his sexual ability and still married, please lie in the bed you made..

I would never encourage a woman to cheat on her husband


Maryliola:
Hey guys

I’m making this post because I don’t want to be judged and I can’t turn my on people in my real life because they may not understand. Well I’ve been married for 2 plus years I’m 27 with a son. I’m going to get personal so embrace yourself.

Myself and my husband have a good relationship, almost too good because I literally see him like my brother. This is to the point where our romantic/lover side of our relationship is kinda dead. I see him naked, it’s like looking at my brother naked. I don’t feel turned on, or excited. We talk and gist like friends, but romantically things are flat. Our sex life is mediocre I guess. He doesn’t do oralll sexxx and he ejaculates very fast. I’m talking 10 seconds, and it’s every single time despite taking different preventative measures. I know that I’m extremely clean as I’m very observant of myself and he also tells me all the time. Yet orall sexxx is disgusting to him and “dehumanising”. There’s no passion when we kiss, its forced most times.


Lately I’ve been finding myself fantasising about being touched by a man , almost every night . A man that will give me orall sexx a man that will turn me on and blow me away. I don’t want to be judged here, but this is genuinely how I’ve been feeling. I don’t want to put pressure on my husband as he has other things to worry about.
A man that will kiss me in all the right places and make me feel like a woman. Sometimes I believe I’m being delusional, or unrealistic. I’m trying to get rid of these thoughts, but I really don’t know how. I have never cheated on my husband and I don’t think I have the guts to do it. I really just want to know how married people cope when that spark is gone. When you begin to look at your spouse like a brother or sister, and romantically the vibes are not there.

Let me also say that I’ve addressed this to him many times, but he stands he’s not willing to compromise.

Help!

Mods, I need this on front page as I need help for people to see this.
Celebrities / Re: 'I Am Madam Not Baby' - BBNaija's Angel Smith Says As She Shines In New Photos by sleeksamurai(f): 1:16am On Nov 01, 2021
Omo. Her inks are mad though. Very clean and detailed.


Newsmic:
Big Brother Naija star, Angel Smith shared new stunning photos of herself on her Instagram handle, IgbereTV reports.

She captioned the photos;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CVsTnAiIRoZ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Forum Games / HTC T528t Custom Rom by sleeksamurai(f): 5:56am On Dec 02, 2016
I have a HTC t528t its running on android 4.0.4 and I want to get 5.1 on it. How do I go about getting a custom ROM for it
Phones / Re: Best 4G Android Phones You Can Buy On Black Friday by sleeksamurai(f): 6:11pm On Nov 04, 2016
luigiajah:
On the 25th of November , All stores will give discounts on purchase of certain products as part of the Black Friday sales. With the recent launch of 4G LTE services by the top Nigerian telecom companies, most Nigerians would be  hoping to upgrade to a Smartphone that supports 4G LTE .  You can buy these devices on Jumia from the Source Link.

It's also important to note that some Android Phones that support 4G LTE may not have very nice specifications that'll suit your needs.  I decided to make this list of best 4G LTE android phones to buy on Black Friday so you can decide for yourself. These Devices Have Strong Battery Capacities To Keep You Connected All Day..

The Devices Below Are Selected From Different Smartphone Brands.

(Note: The Price displayed under each phone is the Normal price,  however the price on Black Friday will be lower)




THL T9

This Device runs on Android 6.0 and it has a 5.5 inch 1280 x 720 Screen. It runs on a  MTK6737 Quad Core processor.
It has 1GB of RAM + 8GB of Internal Storage.

Other Features
Cameras: Front 2.0MP (8.0MP) + Rear 5.0MP (13.0MP)
with Flash
Bluetooth: BT4.0
SIM Card: Dual SIM dual standby ( Dual Micro SIM cards )
Network: GSM+WCDMA+LTE
2G: GSM 850/900/1800/1900MHz
3G: WCDMA 850/1900/2100MHz
4G: FDD-LTE 800/1800/2100/2600MHz
Battery- 3000Mah

Cost-  N27,370

 



Elephone P9000 LITE

The Elephone P9000 LITE Supports Dual SIM (2 * Mirco SIM) and Dual Standby. It runs on a  MT6755 Octa-core processor with a speed 2.0GHz. It runs on Android 6.0 OS with 5.5 Inch FHD(1920*1080p Resolution) LTPS screen.

Here's the most interesting feature of this mind-blowing device. It comes with a whopping  4GB of RAM plus 32GB of Internal Storage.

Other Features

13MP+5MP Camera
3000mAh Battery Capacity
Gesture Function
Smart Key
Support 4G Network
Support WIFI 802.11a/b/g/n 2.4G/5G
Support E-TOUCH, Gesture Function, Intelligent Ioudspeaker Mute, Proximity Sensor, Light Sensor, Gravity
sensor, OTG Support

Cost - This Device Costs Between N60,000-N67,000



BlackView BV5000

This device runs on  Android 5.1 Lollipop mobile OS. It comes with a 5.0 inch HD Screen, 1280*720 Pixels resolution. The processor speed is  1.0GHz and the processor type is MT6735P Quad Core. It also has 2GB of ram RAM + 16GB internal storage.

Other Features
Dual SIM Card Dual Standby
5000mAh, Top-level Capacity Battery
13MP rear camera and 5MP front camera
Support 2G network: GSM 850/900/1800/1900 MHz
Support 3G network: WCDMA 900/1900/2100 MHz
Support 4G network: LTE-FDD B1/B3/B7/B8/B20
IP67 Waterproof, Dustproof, Shockproof

Price -  N42,000






UMI Max

The phone comes with a screen resolution is 1920*1080 pixels FHD and a 5.5 inch SHARP LTPS (2.5D Arc) screen.
It supports the following network bands -

2G network: GSM850/900/1800/1900MHz;

3G Network: WCDMA 850/900/1900 MHz;

Support 4G Network: LTE FDD 800/1800/2100/2600 MHz

It also supports Dual SIM dual standby and runs on  Android 6.0 Marshmallow
with a MT Helio P10(MT6755M) Octa-core processor with a speed of 1.8GHz. It has an amazing  3gb of RAM and 16Gb of internal memory.

Other Features

5.0MP Front Camera
13.0MP Back Camera
4000mAh Battery

Cost - N70,000





ZenFone Max Pro

This device comes with a beautiful
5.5 inch 1280 x 720p (HD) IPS Screen and runs on Android 5.0. It has a powerful processor - Snapdragon 410 MSM8916 Quad Core 64Bit 1.0GHz.  I recommend this device If you are a hard core gamer as the device also has the Adreno 306 GPU.

It has 2GB of RAM and 32GB Internal Memory.  It supports these network bands.
GSM, WCDMA and LTE
2G: GSM 850/900/1800/1900MHz
3G: WCDMA 2100MHz
4G: FDD-LTE 1800/2100MH

Camera type: Dual cameras (one front one back) Back camera 13.0MP with Auto Focus and Flashlight

Other Features

Front camera 5.0MP
Video recording: Yes
Touch Focus: Yes
Sensor: Gravity sensor, Range sensor, Proximity sensor,
Light sensor, Accelerometer sensor, Geomagnetic sensor,
Hall sensor
Bluetooth: 4.0
SIM Card: Dual SIM Dual Standby (Dual Micro SIM cards)

Cost -  This Device Costs Around N51,000




LENOVO K5

It's Fingerprint sensor is secure, accurate and convenient. It runs on Android 5.1 lollipop and comes with a 5.5 Inch 1920*1080p Resolution FHD Screen. It has a pretty good processor, a MT6755M Octa-Core Processor with a speed of 1.8Ghz.

It also has 3GB of RAM and 32GB Internal Storage , you can also add up to 128GB of external memory to it.

Other Features
13MP Rear Camera+8MP Front Camera
3500mAh battery
Fastest 4G LTE Network, Super Signal
Dual SIM Dual Standby




LeEco Le 2 Pro

This device is really amazing. Let's get to the details about this phone.

It comes with a sleek 5.5 Inch 1920 x 1080 (FHD) Screen and a whopping
4GB of RAM  with 32GB Internal Storage.

The device runs on a mind-blowing Helio X20 Deca Core processor with a speed of 2.3GHz. Gaming just got better with this phone's ARM Mali-T880 GPU.

It runs on Android 6.0 Marshmallow. Unfortunately it doesn't support external memory.
The Camera is totally amazing for Photo Lovers.The Rear Camera packs 21 Megapixel with a two-tone Flash while the  front camera has 8 Megapixel

Other Features
Bluetooth: 4.2
GPS: GPS/A-GPS/GLONASS/BeiDou
Hall magnetic sensor, Gravity sensor, Gyroscope, Ambient
light sensor
Fingerprint sensor, Digital compass etc.
SIM Card: Dual SIM,Dual Standy ( Dual Nano SIM Cards )
Network type: GSM+WCDMA+FDD-LTE

Price - N75,800





Kingzone Z1 Plus

This device comes with a 5.5 Inch 1280 x 720 HD IPS Screen and you don't have to worry about your screen breaking easily as its protected by Corning Gorilla Glass.
It has 2GB of RAM and 16GB Internal Memory.

Other Features
CPU: MTK6753 64bit Octa Core 1.3GHz
GPU: Mali-T720
System: Android 5.1
Camera: Front 13.0MP + Rear 13.0MP AF with LED Flash
Fingerprint recognition
Sensor: Light sensor, G-sensor, P-sensor, E-compass, Hall
sensor and Fingerprint sensor
Network type: GSM+WCDMA+FDD-LTE

Battery- 3500mAh

Price - N43,000



Doogee T5

This device comes with a 5.0 inch IPS Capacitance Touch Screen Display and1280 x 720 pixels HD Resolution. It packs a massive 3GB of RAM + 32GB of Internal Storage. It runs on Android 6.0 (Marshmallow)and has a
CPU with a 1.3GHz MT6753, Octa-Core Processor. It supports GSM, WCDMA, LTE and WiFi.

Other Features
Dual SIM Card Dual Standby

Samsung 13.0MP Rear camera with f2.2 aperture and 5P lens 5.0MP (interpolation to 8.0MP) Front Camera, OV latest
1.4-micron Pixel
4500mAh Battery Capacity

Price - N70,300




Huawei Honor 5A

The device comes with a 5.5" IPS Screen and 1280*720 pixels Display.
It also has 2GB of RAM and 16GB internal memory.
It has a Krin 620 , Octa-core, 64bit processor with 1.2GHz speed.
It runs on EMUI 4.1 abs Android 6.0 with a  3000mAh Li-polymer Battery.

Other Features
13.0MP Back Camera + 8.0MP Front Camera
Network Type: GSM+WCDMA+LTE
SWS Surrounding Effect
Classic British Style, 3D Stereoscopic Texture Design

Price -  N52,000




Cubot Cheetah

This device has a 3D fingerprint Scanner and runs on  Android 6.0. It also has a
5.5 inch 1920 x 1080 pixels FHD Screen and a 1.3G MT6753 Octa-core processor. It has  3GB of RAM and 32GB internal memory. It Supports 4G network and Dual SIM Dual Standby

Other Features

Support OTG function
13.0MP Back + 5.0MP Front Carema
Supports 5.0GWIFI(include 2.4G)
Built in 3050 mAh battery and supports quick charge
Support Gesuture Wake Function

Price - N60,800





Leagoo Shark 1

This amazing device runs on Android 5.1 (Lollipop)and has a 6.0 inch 1920 x 1080 FHD pixels screen.

It has 3GB of RAM and 16GB of Internal Storage.  With an Octa-core processor it supports Dual SIM Card Dual Standby and comes with a massive  6300 Mah battery, the world's highest capacity.

Other Features
Quick charge function, 30 mins to charge
Power sharing, it can be a charger, share the power to
another phone
Fingerprint ID 3.0,unlock speed can be as fast as 0.39s
Dual Camera: 8.0MP(B)+2.0MP(F)

Price - N56,000




Eeco E04

This device supports 4G and runs on Android 5.0 lollipop. It has a MediaTek MT6752 1.7GHz Octa-core processor and a 5.5inch IPS, 1920 x 1080 pixels Screen.
It packs  3GB of RAM and 16GB ROM
with a  Rear camera of 16MP, and front camera 8.0MP

Other Features
Dual SIM dual standby
3000mAh Battery
Bluetooth: 4.0





Infinix Zero 3

The Zero 3 has a 5.5 Inches Screen ,  a 2.2GHz Octa Core processor and 3GB of RAM + 16GB internal memory  it runs on Android Lollipop 6.0

Other Features

Rear Camera: 20MP
Front Camera: 5MP
Battery: 3030mAh
Connectivity: Bluetooth, Wi-Fi
Camera With CMOS Sensor
X User Interface

  

Did I Miss Any Device, Please Let me know by using the comment box.  Remember to share this post with your friends.. Enjoy.



http://www.naijatechguy.com/2016/11/best-4g-android-phones-you-can-buy-on.html


Cool. I use a umi Max currently

Cool phone

Lenovo k note is great too.
My friend just got his yesterday
Crime / Re: Man Gets 40 Years Prison Sentence For Pouring Boiling Water On Gay Men by sleeksamurai(f): 5:47pm On Aug 28, 2016
monsurufatai:


Would the 40 years jail term too much if the victims were straight?

Dude they were straight.

You and that asshole have the same mentality.

What if that was you, or your brother
Crime / Re: Man Gets 40 Years Prison Sentence For Pouring Boiling Water On Gay Men by sleeksamurai(f): 5:45pm On Aug 28, 2016
blackbreed25:
So what happed to the useless gay people

Read thru slowly. They just got home after an over night shift and were sleeping. On the same bed. SLEEPING not having SEX.

whats the justice in that
Romance / Re: What I Did To A Lady At The Hospital!! by sleeksamurai(f): 9:13pm On Jan 26, 2016
SSpeter:
Yes you look just like her; I can smell an architect 10km away. Lol

Cool. Whats her name and whats her alma mater. R u an architect?
Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Have An Addiction? What Are You Addicted To? by sleeksamurai(f): 4:37pm On Jan 22, 2016
markkaycee:
nothing is new to people these days.,information is the key..its all good.,mac & devin is a cool movie,not forgetting(slow burn),highly informative tho, i hope ur frnds are responsible users..

Very. U wudnt know unless u c dem using
Romance / Re: What I Did To A Lady At The Hospital!! by sleeksamurai(f): 4:33pm On Jan 22, 2016
SSpeter:
You remind me of an old friend. Are you an Architect?

I do? Yes i am. Why do u ask?
Romance / Re: What I Did To A Lady At The Hospital!! by sleeksamurai(f): 10:50pm On Jan 20, 2016
SSpeter:
I have not been feeling too well lately, I visited a clinic. I took some drugs but it didn't alleviate the pain so the doctor referred me to a friend of his at the teaching hospital. I got info that the place is often crowded to I decided to leave home early so that I could still utilise the latter part of the day. When I arrived, they were people already waiting for the doc. We queued while sitting on a bench. I was the last person on the bench although we sat comfortably, that means the bench could still accommodate one more person with a degree of discomfort. Minutes later, A beautiful lady....really pretty....walks towards me and was about to use her buttocks to shove me inwards without uttering a word. Immediately I expanded my legs and gave her a slight push....Just as I looked the other way.....People on the bench didn't even blink someone sitting on the bench even hissed.......when she stood and couldn't find where to sit she walked away embarrassed embarassed.....later a guy came and was like....good morning can I join you? I was like sure...I dragged my buttocks a bit and we all squeezed ourselves while sitting on the bench. She came back and was walking aimlessly starring icily at me. I just fix my Ipod, blast music.
..........................I know some other ladies do these act too but no matter how pretty or beautiful you are if you lack courtesy, you are a pile of trash waiting for lawma! lipsrsealed

Abeg leave thrash for lawma. Most of us think cos we r pretty n on braz n stuff people shud fall over themselves for us
Crime / Re: I Needed Human Head To End My Suffering – Man Confesses In Enugu (photo) by sleeksamurai(f): 10:34pm On Jan 20, 2016
Destined2win:
This is gory and wicked!


In my reign as President, a criminal will be termed and treated as an enemy of good and the government, because there will be peace and abundance for all.
Anyone who is caught in crime will be seriously dealt with according to the law. No one will be spared!

This I will do when I become the President. So Help Me God!

If u call digging up a decomposed head wicked, what will u call d guy who murdered a kid n chopped off his head?
Atleast he didnt kill any1. Just grave robbery. Doesnt make it right though. Its still a crime
Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Have An Addiction? What Are You Addicted To? by sleeksamurai(f): 10:20pm On Jan 20, 2016
markkaycee:
someone cannot play with u again? Lol,u have vast knowledge in the botanical names of the medical herb,am impressed!! I guess u are taping from the tree of life..mother nature wud be proud of u(even if u not a user)


Its not new to me. I have frnds who use. And there is this cool movie"mac and devin goes to high school". Its cool to watch. User or not
Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Have An Addiction? What Are You Addicted To? by sleeksamurai(f): 8:48am On Jan 20, 2016
markkaycee:
who ask u?? ITK

Tatafo. Is ur name weed, indica sativa or canabis? Which 1 concern u. If some1 doesnt know the person shouldnt be told cos u know abi? Does it make u smarter. Dey ur lane abeg u
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Who Have No BabyMama (see Photos) by sleeksamurai(f): 6:36pm On Jan 19, 2016
Driftingking:
The baby mama fever has hit us big time and its becoming the latest trend in the Nigerian entertainment industry. With artists like WizKid, Davido, Flavour, Ice Prince and D’prince leading the way, it’s little wonder every artiste wants to have one too.

But some Nigerian celebrities have really surprised us by not jumping into the trend even when everybody expects them too! We mean the likes of Don Jazzy and D’banj should have fathered 20 kids by now but no they haven’t and this has clearly surprised us all.

Below are 5 Nigerian celebrities we are surprised do not have a babymama.
1. Don Jazzy



With all that money and a musical empire, Don Jazzy should by now be swimming in baby mama scandals and be second in line with 2baba as the father of all nations but the producer and Mavin boss has been able to avoid such.

How he does it? Nobody knows!


2. D’banj



The Koko master himself! By now D’banj should have fathered at least 11 kids but it seems he loves his bachelor life so much, he isn’t willing to give it up for anything and has managed to avoid been caught in the snares of all this eager babymamas.


3. Banky W



Fine boy Banky….. At least if not the money, the fact that he is fine alone should attract have babymamas queuing to have him father their babies.

Is he just too careful or has he fathered one that we know not about?


4. Iyanya



Iyanya who attracts girls like bees to a jar of honey is still single without a love child. Surprised right?


5. MI



MI Abaga has also decided to the single ladies hands by refusing to be trapped with a child. He has really surprised us all with no baby mama to his name.


lol. don jazzj has 15yr old daughter. h
how did that happen without a baby mama
Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Have An Addiction? What Are You Addicted To? by sleeksamurai(f): 6:26pm On Jan 19, 2016
nwadiuko1:
sativa indica? hmm mm sounds like a botanical name of some weed or stuff.....might be wrong though

you are right. its a variation of weed
Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Have An Addiction? What Are You Addicted To? by sleeksamurai(f): 6:24pm On Jan 19, 2016
phones and series
Phones / Samsung Galaxy Mega 6.3 For Sale by sleeksamurai(f): 5:50am On Jan 03, 2016
Hi guys. So I want to sell my mega 2. Its works perfectly except for a tiny crack at the base of the screen. Around the back button.

16gb ROM,1.5gb ram, 6.0" screen, black case with metal rim,8mp rear,2mp front.

I'm placing it at 40,000. Negotiable though.

Phones / Re: The Galaxy Mega 6.3 Enigma: How To Enable 3G (4G). by sleeksamurai(f): 10:29am On Dec 23, 2015
I sent u an invite days ago. U haven't accepted yet.

Votukpa:

7BF6E8B3
Phones / Re: The Galaxy Mega 6.3 Enigma: How To Enable 3G (4G). by sleeksamurai(f): 10:38pm On Dec 20, 2015
My whatsapp is off. Having issues since I ported. Pin?

Votukpa:


What's app me
07037913006
Phones / Re: The Galaxy Mega 6.3 Enigma: How To Enable 3G (4G). by sleeksamurai(f): 5:07pm On Dec 20, 2015
How much does it cost n how do I mail u from here? Kinda new to all this. I usually just read n pass through.

Votukpa:


first check if ur imei is damged or not...if it is not, send me a blank email so that i can email you the qcn file. it has a naira cost.
Phones / Re: The Galaxy Mega 6.3 Enigma: How To Enable 3G (4G). by sleeksamurai(f): 1:02pm On Dec 19, 2015
Yes I do. The email part is the problem. Are Dere any risks involved? How do I get d code.

Votukpa:


Yes I did, but do u fully understand the instructions I outlined above First, so as do them??

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