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Hoooo my god!!!

Idonbilivit....Hooooo ma god!!!

this ish is the dumbest tingy have ever seen......any1 can do this rubbish.....I go just go bank collect 10million naira loan, use am snap n return......#DumbCeleb

dude hmmmm!!! lemme tell u straight from my heart, better go and study Petrleum Engr. just yesterday I was telling my colleague am almost regretting I studied Comp Engr in school.....this is Naija, shine ur eyes. read Pet or Elect engr. Godbless

orthopedically speaking Omo "Bone talk"---Yung6

Haaaa! Na island hin workshop dey oh. Dey ar vry good at what dey do, dat i know.

Call mr Lucky on 07035843844

idiotic odoferious pple....oya give us Mzapp na...bloody bascard..

lemme book ma space with somtin scary....EBOLA!!!!!!!!!!

its the cure against EBOLA

legalize weapons in turbulent states...lol

I WAS THERE OOO...IT WAS LIKE FILM TRICK ON WEDNESDAY....I WAS DONE WITH WOT I WENT TO DO IN ALABA....ENETERED A BUS HEADING TO ORILE....LO N BEHOLD, INSIDE MAD HOLD UP, I STARTED HEARING SHELLING OF CATRIDGE.....AND I WAS D CLOSEST TO THE DOOR......I LOOKED OUTSIDE, EVRY1 WAS STILL CHILLING N DOING NORMS....WHEN I HEARD THE SECOND CLATTERING OF BULLETS.....I DIVE COMMOT FOR BUS.....SEE PPLE RUNNING HELTER SKELTER....I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND HOW ROBBER HAD THE MIND TO ROB IN THAT MAD HOLD UP FILLED WITH PPLE EVRYWHR...ITS WAS SO SHOCKING THAT, I WASNT SCARED I WAS JUST LAFFING N RUNNING.....I SEE POLICE MAN(WITH AK-47) RUN FAST PASS ME SELF...IN ALL I THAMK GOD.

Okutek: You are a very lucky and blessed young man. It was not time for you to leave this world yet, because you have not fulfilled your purpose. This was also a great learning experience for you because no woman is worth dying for. The emotion we called love leads us to do very illogical and senseless things. Best wishes to you as you recover. You will find a very good caring woman soon.

Okutek

hehehe Bros Okutek, thnx for the prayers and time u put in to comment, it happenes way backbin 2008 tho, am more than fully recovered now, "no woman is worth dying for"? how about my future wife or daughter(ofcus they are women)

Kanwulia: Childbirth!
Bleeding to death!

Kanwulia: Childbirth!
Bleeding to death!

now thats realy life threaten....

Amhappy: @OP Mine happened same 2008 during NYSC. I joined a night boat the almost capsided in Brass waters. I was in shock for 3days and couldnt eat. I felt death that day. I Thank God. My life is a miracle.

haaaaaaa!!! Night boat?? you are the real MVP. thank God sha.....

Morning folks...So am at work and flashes of Aug 21th 2008 keeps popping in and out of my head...................!!!


FLASH BACK 6YRS AGO(NOLLYWOOD STYLE)


so I just finished my 400lvl 1st semester, I was in faculty of engineering Uniben, and usually engineering student dont have an academic 2nd sememter, they usually spend it doing their various 6months industrial training(most if u familiar with engineering students will kno).

just before 1st sememter ended I met and started dating a girl in school, sadly d relationship was still young and we had to go home for holls(yall know the early relationship euphoria na). I coundnt wait to see her again, but the idea of stayin away from school for 6months without seeing her wasnt so entertaining to me.

I was still home looking for a placement for IT(after a month), and was seriously missing my(new) babe..so I lied to my dad Zenith bank called me for a brief interview for IT(meanwhile na babe I wan go see oh), as usual he felt it was a good move and he discharge me with funds and I headed to benin....

on that fateful day I took a commercial bus(was quite a regular journey, just about 2hours trip). before the bus even moved, I started sleeping....and that was all I remembered......the next thing I knew, I was dazed, nauseous, kept hearing plenty pple screaming, I knew immediately something bad had happened...so the next thing that can to my mind was am I DEAD OR ALIVE(trust me readers, it was confusing). then I opened my eyes and saw grass(I taugh to myself, am going to heaven na, heaven floor is made of gold, this is def earth)..

To cut the story short, I dislocated my waist, couldn't walk for 2months, went tru series of rehabilitation, had monster pains and headache for months...the bus tyre actually busted and it kept somersaulting till it threw every1 outta the window and boot(I dont even kno how I got out..total blank memory) about 3pple died, others with several life threatening injuries and all

this is the interestin part, "Omo the babe I b wan die for, no come see me for hospital oh, we even broke up as I return to sch...

Anyways to God be the glory am here today to share my experience, is there any1 out there with similar stories like mine? SHARE URS!!!

Book Space...good nite

All this "don't condemn them dont condemn them" campaigns are strategic ways churches that arent rooted deep in Christ are using to welcome an act God specifically hates...Homosexuality is Perversion, God distaste Perversion, He is a God of Life, and not perversion. I strongly agree as christians, condemnation is off our list, but then it wil be far easier 2 feel sorry for someone who sees and reckon he or she is going in the wrong direction....but unfortunately these arent the case of most Gay n Lesbians. you often find them trying to convince other by saying "I was born this way" "I didnt choose to be this way" I will continue to condemn any gay or lesbian that tries to convince me he/she cant change his/her ways....thats my 2 kobo in the matter....Bishop I hail oh, well done sir.

make I book space....BRB...I wan go church..

same thought that runs tru ma mind on a daily basis...they just left us in Space, floating aimlessly.....anyways, am not gonna be bothered cause I know some banking recruitment exercise can span up to over a year or more..

Nairaland is dt chuuuu....I miss uuuuuuu

not sure there was any particular reason...its just a surprise that went wrong....

pickabeau1: Now you are providing more info


She wants them to sell the house. This is not necessary.. They can complete it and rent or sell

Not inviting the inlaws may mean she is not on good terms with them

well she doesnt seem 2 like dem in a way....which appears quit strange because no 1 has anyting against her.....

[quote author=Akaraoku$]@ OP: I feel differently about this cos sometimes we women see things our husbands may not be seeing at a time in terms of foresight. It is possible the woman had good intentions about the said property which can ONLY be confirmed if the property documents were purchased with both names(Mr+Mrs).
It is also possible, the husband has displayed some character trait that made the woman take such decision in the unlikely event that the document titles were registered in the woman's name only. Eg the man's affinity to cultural dogmas(in some cultures in Igbo Land the man's people take over his properties including the woman in the case of death of spouse eg Abiriba, Ohafia people, it could be the man has a child out of wedlock, it could be infidelity of the past etc etc
All in all, i believe in marriage two have become one and there should be openess and transparency to the core. The reason i dont believe in 50-50%, 70-30% ish ratios/boundaries people keep setting in thier homes. Both of your pockets are one regardless of who earns more!!QED
Give the best in your marriage and hope for the best! As a child of God i do not believe in preparing for the worst,YES i am naive like that even if if such a situation God forbid arises God will surely FIGHT for me and man dares not contend with God's anointed.
kapish[/quote]nice write up and well spoken.....like I said earlier I know dis pple involve very well, for personal reasons I wont want to state d relationship I av with dem......after d so called surprise d man asked her do u want to leav mi? she said no.....she kept emphasizing its dier ous....den d man said wot shud happen to d ous we re bth building 2geda(tis mostly d man' fund, she as a wife just does d selections of tinz like tiles, paint color n al) she said she neva liked d house...dt dey shud move into her ous n sell dt one....then d part dats a lil questionable...she didnt invite any1 from her husby family 4 her ous openin but her own families were dere.

well am particularly more interested in whose name d documents of d house hold....if its d man's name, no lele...if its bth of dier names, good idea...but if its her name, wHala dey b dt

sexymoma: The husband should stand his ground as the head of the family.
He should tell her if she still want to remain in his house she should sell the mansion.
He shouldn't bother about the amount she wants to sell it.
He should just make sure she sold the mansion.
He shouldn't even bother seeing the document of the mansion.




Divorce Is Not An Option.

hey sexymomma.....I get ur point totally, and I dnt support d wife behaviours...am just stil tinkin, do u tink any naija ibo woman(yes she is ibo) wud pull thay stunt witout any1 knowledge den sell d ous at d expense of her marriage? d oart of d man acting as f head of d ous is welcomed...but I dnt tink selling d ous is an option her....plus I am 100% against divorce

in her defence....she claimed if she had told him, he wouldnt av allowed her...

Thread closed

Quite bemused u arent among d fore front billonaire we av on earth...its even more shockin u made just little 4rm ur invention...but then I undastand, who wants money made 4rm violence...*just mi tinkin aloud*

MARTA'S KITCHEN........words cant explain...its a beautiful eating experience. Tho is suited more for dates n all....dunno d particular locatn, shud b sumwhr ard bodija

She kinda looks like Meagan Good....