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Sports › Re: Keshi To Face FIFA Panel. by Sleekydee(m): 11:29am On Aug 28, 2013
grin*LMAO in Chinese* even black man dey form racist. Hehehehehe make dem leav keshi abeg.
Celebrities › Re: Photo: OJB Jezreel In A Hospital In India by Sleekydee(m): 11:22am On Aug 28, 2013
All the best man...God b with u.
Politics › Re: ASUU Strike: Jonathan Approves N400bn Lifeline –SSANU by Sleekydee(m): 10:06am On Aug 19, 2013
I tot FG said dey can't afford 92bn....whr did 400bn wan com out 4rm? Abi na blood money?
Nairaland General › Re: R-e-m-e-m-b-r-a-n-c-e! Football Legend Of Our Time: Samuel Okwaraji (24 Years On by Sleekydee(m): 11:21am On Aug 13, 2013
Sun re oooo. Okurin takun takun.
Family › Re: Man MURDERS His Wife . .. Then Posts Her MURDER PIC . . On Facebook!!! by Sleekydee(m): 8:23pm On Aug 09, 2013
Oh! Geeez....isn't dis jst signs of end time...Oyinbo pple 2 get craze 4 head abeg.
Celebrities › Re: Nando Disqualified From Big Brother Africa #BbaTheChase by Sleekydee(m): 9:49pm On Jul 28, 2013
Such an imp....he is forming gangster because he
stays in d States....I wonda hw a guy as handsome
as he is cud b dis much senseless.
TV/Movies › Re: Nando Disqualified From Big Brother Africa by Sleekydee(m): 9:47pm On Jul 28, 2013
Such an imp....he is forming gangster because he stays in d States....I wonda hw a guy as handsome as he is cud b dis much senseless.
Christianity Etc › Re: Does Mohammed's Marriage To 9 Year Old Aisha Justify Child Marriage Today? by Sleekydee(m): 8:55pm On Jul 26, 2013
4get Religion, 4get Prophets...look, I know defiantly based on d glory, majesty, full of knowledge, all sovereign and merciful God, God wouldn't agree wit such. What is wrong is wrong. God knows killing is rong, tho he tempted Abraham 2 tk isaac's life(he had 2 halt d killing, cos its rong).....Child marriage is Wrong, dere is no two ways abt it.
Celebrities › Re: Denrele: I Am Not Homosexual, I Am Still Single by Sleekydee(m): 8:48pm On Jul 26, 2013
This guy is def gettin it 4rm behind. Dunno if that means gay tho!!! angryThis guy is def gettin it 4rm behind. Dunno if that means gay tho!!!
Crime › Re: Husband Stabs Wife To Death For Bearing Female Children by Sleekydee(m): 7:07pm On Jul 25, 2013
Hehehehe, d guy so soon blame devil, even devil sef go deny am......instead mk e dey happy, he cn donate 2 of his daughters 2 Senator Yerima(dats $200k).
Sports › Re: TB Joshua Predicts Doom For Arsenal (see Tweet) by Sleekydee(m): 6:55pm On Jul 25, 2013
Hahahahaha, I av some Manutd forms available, any ASS-ANAL fan interested?
Politics › Re: FG/ASUU Negotiation Yielding Fruits — Minister by Sleekydee(m): 11:29am On Jul 25, 2013
I dey c d yielding, na better odeku fruits e dey yield.

Celebrities › Re: Real Reasons Tonto Dikeh And Mercy Johnson Are At Loggerheads Exposed by Sleekydee(m): 7:31am On Jul 25, 2013
How will this information put cereal on mt table dis early morninhuh Next.
Celebrities › Re: Beverly Osu Slept With Men To Take Care Of Her Family’ by Sleekydee(m): 12:03am On Jul 25, 2013
Is it jst me or this bat can't seem 2 jst shut d hell up? Lik WTF, is she high on angelo's goolies?
Celebrities › Kate Middleton, The Duchess Of Cambridge Has Given Birth To A Baby Boy. by Sleekydee(op): 9:51pm On Jul 22, 2013
The new Prince of Cambridge was born at 8lbs and
6oz, delivered at 4:24pm. The announcement was
made at around 8:30pm this evening (July 22).
A statement was issued by the Palace around four
hours after the birth, and then, as previously planned
and in line with tradition, a paper statement was
driven by car from St Mary's Hospital to Buckingham
Palace.
The notice was taken inside for framing, and then
placed on an easel outside for the world to see.
It reads: "Her Royal Highness The Duchess of
Cambridge was safely delivered of a son at 4:24pm
today.
"Her Royal Highness and her child are both doing
well."
Kate Middleton earlier this year (WENN)
Spectators could be heard cheering loudly when the
news broke.
Hundreds and thousands of fans and journalists had
joined the already busy area outside the Paddington
hospital when the Duchess was admitted to the Lindo
Wing at 6am this morning.
The baby, whose name has not yet been released, is
the third in line to the throne, and the third great
grandchild to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. He
is the first grandchild to Prince Charles.
The Duke of Cambridge, Prince William, was by
Kate's side.
Politics › Re: The Coming Nigerian Revolution! by Sleekydee(m): 9:44am On Jul 16, 2013
chidindufrank: Biafra is our country. GEJ owes us that. He can give us Biafra now or at the end of his tenure in 2019. Come rain come sun Biafra must stand before 2020
undecided
chidindufrank: Biafra is our country. GEJ owes us that. He can give us Biafra now or at the end of his tenure in 2019. Come rain come sun Biafra must stand before 2020
Biafra is ur country? He must giv u biafrahuh? Dis one must av taken rat poison wit akamu dis morning.
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Sleekydee(m): 10:18am On Jul 14, 2013
**i just dey pass**
Autos › Re: Whats D Best Car 1.5m Can Get? by Sleekydee(m): 7:27pm On Jul 13, 2013
Toyota Rav4, 2008. Call 08064455228
Education › Re: Please I Need Your Advice On This by Sleekydee(m): 9:40am On Jul 10, 2013
Yes go ahead. Just have it @ d back of ur mind that eventually its d skill u av dt will help u. Goodluck
Education › Re: Please I Need Your Advice On This by Sleekydee(m): 8:57am On Jul 10, 2013
Brother, do not be deceived; presently in nigeria it takes more than B.sc to secure a job, u need 2 improve your skill. Once you graduate or during ur IT, endeavour to acquire certifications....I finished from uniben(computer engr) I am currently doing CCNA N CEH, wen I went some a couple of interviews early this year, I wasn't shortlisted because I didn't av skills...my elder broda finished 4rm AAU did ccna now he works in a company in lekki. Am sure ma point is as explicit as it can be.
Business › Want To Place An Advert On NIGERIAN TRIBUNE NEWSPAPER? by Sleekydee(op): 8:21am On Jul 10, 2013
Dear nairaland, if u want the world to see your products, to place an advert for your products, Public notices, Obituary, project completion, felicity, congratulations etc on d NIGERIAN TRIBUNE, please contact me on 08064455228 or omodeledongo@yahoo.com.....NIGERIAN TRIBUNE, AFRICAN MOST INFORMATIVE NEWSPAPER.
Celebrities › 50cent Uses Abusive Words On 15year Old Son by Sleekydee(op): 9:12pm On Jul 08, 2013
50 Cent used all the words a father should never
used to a son in a recent text message chat between
the two which was obtained by RadarOnline.
The conversation had apparently started when 50
Cent had when to visit the 16-year old Marquise
Jackson and the latter had refused to open the door.
Here is a transcript of the unfiltered and raw
exchange:
50 Cent: Hey I’m outside the house at the front door.
50 Cent: I came to the front door then lights went
off. What’s up?
Marquise: U lying u outside?
Marquise: Lol.
Marquise: Lol u fronting.
50 Cent: I saw you looking out the window good luck
in life. Your gonna need it.
Marquise: Lol u fronting hard body now, how u
going to see me when I’m in the basement lmao
50 Cent: F*ck you
50 Cent: You are your mother child
Marquise: Lol why would u lie about that lol
50 Cent: I need a blood test cause that d*ck sucking
b*tch you call mom was f*cking the hole time
50 Cent: I don’t think your funny at all. I drove out
here for nothing.
Marquise: Pops ur trippen now, why u won’t been
get one u had 16 years lol, I know u lying bc u didt
even call me too go outside
50 Cent: Are you f*cking crazy I don’t have time to
play boy. I told you I would come see you. I came
motherf*cker start turning lights out and looking
threw the blinds.
50 Cent: Are you f*cking stupid. You had me drive
over there why do you think I needed a address sh*t
head. I saw the lights go out then some one playing
in the blinds and there no party going on. F*ck you to
50 Cent: You your mother and your sister f*ck all of
yal.
Marquise: I might dumb, come thru then, no need to
get upset
Marquise: Stop by and say hello too ur son
50 Cent: What the f*ck are you taking about I’m not
f*cking with you after this I leave Atlanta in the
morning.
Marquise: So come thru then
50 Cent: F*ck you
Marquise: No need for all that
50 Cent: You are bigger enough to know better so
f*ck you stop texting me
Marquise: Ight
50 Cent: Tell your mother she won. She has you and
ill make another. I will have nothing to do with you.
Don’t text me ever again.
Marquise: U keep texting me lol
50 Cent: It’s cool I will never go out of my way again.
You disrespectful little mother f*cker.
Marquise: Lol u never do I don’t know not that
doesn’t even call there son for his birthday
Marquise: Or get him a gift for his b-day or for
Christmas.
50 Cent: You are your mothers son. I don’t have a
son anymore.
50 Cent: F*ck you all you want is a gift. Like your
mother and your ungrateful sister.
50 Cent: Delete my number.
50 Cent: You never call what the f*ck I’m suppose to
call you to give you something sorry
Marquise: Welp if u feel that way, I don’t about no
gift it’s the thought that means the most, remember
this money ain’t everything
Marquise: I’m tired of calling u, why don’t call me
and please can’t wait to hear this excuse
50 Cent: Good luck with you life man. I tried to come
talk to you. You din’t have to have me come all the
way out there if you don’t to see me you little ass
hole.
50 Cent: I don’t have to make a excuse for anything.
I’m a grown ass man boy. You talking about money
ain’t everything. Your right but when you don’t have
any your gonna understand why I work so hard. I’m
done texting you delete my number.
Marquise: Thank u, and u know dang well u ain’t
come out here too see, but if that’s what u want to
stick then I’m sorry, and I know why u work hard, ok,
god bless
50 Cent: Are you f*cking stupid.
LOL! This is just too funny! Although 50 had been
having custody troubles with Shaniqua Thompkins,
Marquise’s mother, they aren’t his only legal woes.
He faces up to five years in jail and $46,000 in fines
after being hit with domestic violence and vandalism
charges relating to a June 23 argument with another
woman who has his child.
The woman told police that during a June 23
argument, Jackson began destroying property at her
condo before she locked herself into a bedroom. She
claimed Jackson kicked open the bedroom door and
kicked her, causing injury. The woman told police she
had been in a three-year relationship and has a baby
with Jackson. Baby mamas everywhere. Now that’s
what you call Major Distribution.

Crime › Re: Two Children Kill Mother Over Witchcraft by Sleekydee(m): 8:58am On Jul 08, 2013
Na so we see am oh. So sad somtin dis tragic happened in ma hometown...signs of endtime.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Call Representative Needed In Ibadan Urgently by Sleekydee(m): 10:31pm On Jul 04, 2013
@megajob......u well so? whr shud we apply to, heaven?
TV/Movies › Re: Fztvseries Taken Down? by Sleekydee(m): 8:45am On Jul 03, 2013
It was stated that d site was taken dwn due 2 complaint by FACT UK(The Federation Against Copyright UK).
Celebrities › Re: Kim Kardashian Having Trouble Breastfeeding Her Baby Daughter by Sleekydee(m): 3:18pm On Jun 20, 2013
She shud hire anoda woman 2 breast feed d baby na...shebi she get moni, plus na oyinbo anytin is possible...Next
Christianity Etc › Re: Are People Born Gay Or Is It By Choice? by Sleekydee(m): 3:16pm On Jun 20, 2013
Bin gay is by choice....no one can tell mi a child will naturally develop an emotional or intimate feelin wit his or her sex type.....besides, dis whole homo/gay tins is clearly 4rm d abyss....God created all tins beautiful wit a provided order of doin things...even we Human recognise that we are Higher animals, but do we ever in any part of d world see lower animal participating in homo. Its simple, d Bible said it all, "jst lik it ws in d days of Noah(sodomy), so sha it b wen d comin of d Son of Man is @ hand" case closed.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Invited By Policemen Over N500,000 Collected From UNILAG Students by Sleekydee(m): 2:27pm On Jun 20, 2013
horlajide: Kilonjebe? Typo na winsh sef! Guess you meant importer imposter


You should have spoken with Otunba, Seriki and the whole council of elders as well
undecided
Hahahahahaha, bros hope say u contact Olori, Iyalode, Efun yela, Osi Oba joinhuh LMAOOOO
Christianity Etc › Re: I Can Manage Without The Holy Spirit by Sleekydee(m): 9:04am On Jun 20, 2013
I am....
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Invited By Policemen Over N500,000 Collected From UNILAG Students by Sleekydee(m): 7:24pm On Jun 19, 2013
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot.....I hope dis is some kinda sick joke.....500k? Na hin wan mk am tarnish hin image?
Crime › Re: N70,000 Mysteriously Turns To Pieces Of Paper by Sleekydee(m): 5:28pm On Jun 19, 2013
Normal level....Person don buy Phone for alaba market b4, as e dey go ous inside molue d fone turn fufu 4 him pocket...African Science, FG shud fund d research...hehehehe.

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