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IF D BROS NO GET JOB, MK SHE ASK OOOO, COS NA BABA IJEBU OR NAIRABET TINS B DT.....**just passing**

Hey nairalands, just curious to know, who cuts you more slacks btw your parents, plus who do you prefer most? Give concrete answers.

stanley10122: Wtf They even rubbed baby powder on it

Hahhahahaha, tis not Baby powder jor, Tis HONEYWELL FLOUR, Baking tins.

Yeah!!! Duh! Its called Hallowen taking to the next level...

Super Hero tins, Batgirl.

U kno u got mi dere, u story says HELP, ma dad kips molesting mi(dats like a present continuous statement)...while ur story has a happy ending, anyways, I feel 4u n glad u re fine...may ur mama soul RIP, as 4ur father, tho he is a monster, just find a way 2 4give him and always rememba love heals evrytin.

Have u eva heard of d Term HALLOWEN!!!!!! *phew* no b only signs of endtime, na signs of STARTTIME.

Stella Damascus or Roger Federer.

BROS U GO SMILE IF DEM DEY SENTENCE U GO PRISON? GET IT?

Dear friends, anyone?

blueheffner: bros, test format by this time, a day to the test, where av u been all this while u better check the NAF thread,for details,lay ur hands on whatever u can and read,and most importantly,pray,this is not to discuss test formats anymore,wish everyone best of God by the way.

LOLzzzz...u talk am well, ofcourse we all must av bin reading, all d same, its never to late to gather info.

Hey guyz, am sure lotta Nairalanders like me are going to b taking the airforce test tomorrow at Ikeja, let's join heads together and discuss the possibly test formats....Peace.

FilesUpdator: How am I sure you merit your certificate? They said 5 YEARS working experience..........ITK..... SEE DON'T LOOK

Hahahahaha, dis is one hell of a pained fellow, bros easy na...shuooooo!!! Makes sense tho

Pita99: I can't apply, ASUU no allow me graduate.

SS2 student be like "ASSU thank u oooo, I will soon meet Uncle Kunle in 100level...LMAO, pele

Na GHOST una go dey capture 4 work...lolzzzzz

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I totally can relate to that......she looks like an older version of Tiwa.

Am more of GURU n POET....

Oh boy!!! Dis is one surnamabit*h criminal....abeg how much b hin NET WORTH? D guy suppose dey Forbe list oh.

Its actually in 2 piece, I have d other piece....I dey find any nairaland babe wey I go give....if interested, ping my username.

colombiana: I have a solution. Cut out ur ballz and replace with your honda ball joint for more lubrication

Captain Dummy....the only cool tin abt u is ur user name.

Because He lives, I can face 2moro.....Because he lives dere is Hope 4 all, that's y am a Christian...Because ma Redeemer Liveth. Thank u.

What ponders me is How did d asians get their identical identity...I mean dose neggaz re had 2 differentiate....U date one Chinese gurl n tis like u dating a nation...DAMNNN!!!

Hehehehehe, The caption shulda bin...UNSERIOUS STUDENT DON'T WANT US TO END ASUU STRIKE.....

Errrrrrrm!!! Hummmmm!!! Not so sure!!! Stil tinking, just ma opinion...I mite b rong tho, but I aint sure FG is gonna giv dis plea any attention.

@nairalanders....All u pple lambasting the Op, sayin repent, change bla bla bla. Una don check una life self. Most of u ar fornicators, liars, thieves etc...as we all know or bliv it God will not threat homosexuality n other sins separately...so tk a brk n check ur life...

@OP....Do not b deceived, Homo sexuality is one of d devil's tool to lure pple into d pit of hell(Y? Thanks for asking)....look Satan has powers(only an ignorant xtian wud deny dis)....the only tin he can't do is CREATE(that only belongs to God). Since satan ws cast outta heaven, he has bin parading d earth seeking different ways to PERVERT the natural order of things...and O my! O my!! Dere is much tins God hates more than perversion!!!! Cos its an act of replacing the ORIGINAL plans with a counterfeit...we kno God is supreme n Omnievrytin. He knows all tins, do u tink he 4got to tell d animals once a while to practice HOMO Or av u by chance seeing such happen? u tink its a coincidence it isn't possible? Anyways!!! Christ once said, JUST AS IT WAS IN D BEGINNING SO SHA IT BE WEN D TIME OF D SON OF MAN IS @ HAND(homos yapa 4 beginning)...so look d increase n associatn n Obama n govt fighting 4 homo won't end, infact it will increase, dey will get mi homos endorsement n bla bla bla because its a PROPHESY and Thus Saith the Lord can neva FAIL!!! Gay or Not, I love u and pray God help u.

Hehehehehe I like dis method...dis na Yerima+Jass+Religion style....I hail.

Beverly d only interesting tin abt u is just your name nth else fascinates moi...I tink its best u jst stay under d radar. *Jst sayin*

Trust me, the person is after ur Vjay-jay not ur life.