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Chikelue2000:
op abeg no vex for this comment: "make thunder fire that Shehu or whatever is his name there

which kind thunder biko, mbok, E ma binu

3, Kemen: The word Kemen can be used in so many ways
It can be used as a name of a person
a. MEANING..... Strong
e,g Kemen has been evicted from the BBnaija show
b. MEANING.... Sexual Harrasment
e,g He tried to 'kemen' me while i was at sleep or simply put , 'Kemen' me and i will report you to the police
please add your popular terms

2, Who i be: Just like the proverbial cats with 9 lives, Efe came into the BBnaija house with more the 9lives, one of those lives is 'who i be'. This was the first trending word he used immediately he came to the scene and he followed it up with base on logistics

These are terms used either by the house mates or by Nigerian's, from the invents that happen inside the house...

1. Base on Logistics: This term was made popipular by the eventual winner of the show. Efe made this term so popular that the Senior Special Assistant to President
Muhammadu Buhari on Media Garba Shehu tweeted about government with #baseonlogistics#
Lalasticlala do the needful #baseonlogistics#

omenkaLives:
You are a bloody liar! He was caught on camera saying "kill any Fulani man you see". .

http://saharareporters.com/2017/01/22/video-nigerian-priest-apostle-johnson-suleiman-asking-his-church-members-kill-fulani

How does that equate to "defend yourselves"?

Abeg carry your nonsense comot from my face.

I dont like quoting people, but i will tell this from what i watched from d video
".......... I heard dey are planning to assasinate coming in d guess of fulany herdsmen, so i have instructed my security to kill anyone that came close"
the statement was personalise. Sometimes words can be totally taken out of contest.
God bless you

dapyd1:
Very scary Bro.

And easy to fall for.
They even made the payment platform very professional.

funny, the 1k is just to lure u to provide ur atm details cos u are paying online tru ur bank. The target is nt ur 1k but ur atm details.

last35:
Alright.. Thanks.

Op owfa, d wife neva come back? Come continue ur evening session aproko

actually dis is common in delta state, its not dat u were cheated, u probably did not ask b4 buying. They actually enjoy buying it here in delta, its nothing new

definately not dsame time. Who check d time? Anyway RIP to d dead

Its very funny dat people are compaining. Is it ur money? Or is it ur endorsement? What is ur problem with his statement, he said no more endorsement for him and so be it. Una dey take panadol for another man headace

sosy25:
This is a faceless forum. There are tens of thousands of posts like mine all over nairaland.

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sosy25:
If you check through my past posts on nairaland I have criticized all thieves irrespective of party affiliation. I have carefully listed below thieves in both the Jonathan and Buhari administrations. I dont care what your religion, tribe or political party is, a thief is a thief. Reno Omokri however would only criticize thieves in the Buhari administration and pretend that there were no thieves in the Jonathan administration that he was part of.




Lieutenant General Tukur Yusuf Buratai (Buhari) is a thief because his entire salary from the day he started working in the Army till today cannot buy the houses he owns in Dubai.




Patience Jonathan (Jonathan) is a thief because even if she was a Permanent Secretary in Bayelsa for 40 years her salary would not be enough for her to have $15 million in a bank.




Babachir David Lawal (Buhari) is a thief because you cannot award contract to cut grass for 200 million naira to your own company




Andrew Yakubu (Jonathan) is a thief because even if he was the Group Managing Director of NNPC for 40 years his salary would not be enough for him to keep $9.8 million and £74,000 in a house in Kaduna




Senator Bukola Saraki (Buhari) is a thief because he operated foreign bank accounts as a Governor of Kwara State and he transferred millions of US Dollars to his accounts abroad from Guaranty Trust Bank




Adesola Amosu and Alex Badeh (Jonathan) are thieves because the million of US Dollars found in a soakaway pit and wardrobe cannot be covered by their salary even if they worked for 50 years.




These thieves have not been convicted because our judges take bribes and hide money in their houses. Its the same way James Ibori another thief (but this time a convicted thief) was unable to be convicted in Nigeria because he bribed the judges but he was eventually convicted (thankfully) in the United Kingdom. I am sure he tried to bribe the judges there but he failed.




Even though these thieves have not been convicted they are thieves in the court of public opinion.

pls b careful with what u post, do u no dat u can b sued for deformation of character by these people u mentioned, they have not b convicted by any competent court of law.

ZirdoRoray:
USE YOUR BRAIN! So the press should record a video of him on his sick bed and broadcast the video on media for the whole word to see? Which president has ever done that in history?? ANSWER ME!!

you are d one that needs to use his brain. Which sick bed are u talkin abt when d handlers of Mr President says he is hale and hearthy. Dont u think d president owns it as a duty to speak to Nigerians. Pls keep part affiliation aside, if d president is fit enough to speak to Trump then he should be able to speak to Nigerians

Na wa o, if our darling president is speaking to a selected few, why is he finding it difficult to speak to Nigerian's who are eager to hear his voice. I smell *lie mohammed* in dis story. Pls hlep me ask sarrki if d president has called him

freeborn76:
This is silly! Nigerians are fed up, you don't have to pay us any amount for us to vent our anger. Was I also paid? I am awaiting someone to come and say I was paid to leave my house as early as 6 a.m. This is simply silly!

My brother read carefully, those that were reported to have collected 1000 are d pro buhari protester, those with d #istandwithbuhari# not those who protested with the #istandwithnigeria# like you

Am not an instrumentalist, though I would have loved to be one. I did a research and found out that all instrumentalist in church leave their seats immediately after the praise Nd worship or after choir ministration and sit outside. Most of them don't care what message the pastor is preaching or even the announcement from the secretary because they are not in their seats to listen to these messages.
please if you are an instrumentalist or you have also observe what I have said please shear your thought.

Realgana:
Haba Nairaland,someone is calling our president unprintable names and pushed the thread to front page without editing?
When DSS show face now una go know.

The funny thing is that u are ignorant of the point u are trying to buttress. the op did not mention any name or did it refer to any position, you are d one telling us he is referring to d President. you are d one culpable

aishattaju:
I thought the Church preaches forgiveness? We cant even practice what we preach. Religion is vain

please read carefully b4 u comment, according to d report d robbery incident happened around 2am. Its obvious that the robber was attacked by d Area ppl who may not necessary be the church member.

I laugh at black in general, so many person's are castigating this guy, but if it happens to the queen of england they call it Kleptomania

TheManfromKenya:
he is still questioning them.

at first , they will be laughing.. then face go change

we dont knw the next phase now.


compiled by themanfrom kenyan..


head, NAIRALAND watchdogs and lie busters clinic ..

Op ur title is wrong, this is not abt nigeria politician but abt GEJ. No nigeria politician has ever congratulated his opponent for winning. U were on point nt until u behaved like others

Saraki did well on dis front , nobody should ask for more cos he did it even without asking

madridguy:
What happened to Abubakar Sadiq ? So because his an APC staunch member automatically grant him immunity to do anyhow and go free? Let the honorable explain his mission of traveling to the US. Ask yourself, how many times did any US congressmen visit Nigeria?

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Who stops the president when he is travelling, or are u not aware that the house is on recess. Don't forget that the executive is not higher than the legislator in this type of our democracy. The problem is dat the executive always see themselves as saint and tend to abuse their powers

madridguy:
Era of impunity is over. They will steal in Nigeria and take the money to US/UK to spend must be stopped. Spend it here to develop our economy.

This was how Abubakar Sadiq was sounding, not until it happened to him. In a Democratic setting u don't temper with the right of others. "life na turn by turn"

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]What idiot would choose such a picture for a burial poster? This has taken attention from the fact that the deceased is only 20.

Such disrespect to her.[/color]

Am not thinking in your direction. I think the pics is a reflection of wat the family feel towards death. Like f***k u death . its really painful to lose somebody of that age.

Day169:
@PrettyCrystal. ..why hide the plate number of the FRSC patrol vehicle?
The essence of the post is defeated, in trying to right the wrongs of the law enforcement agents if their identity is hidden.

Not everybody drink "agbo" with kin-kin some take it with water. those sellers usually ask if u will like to take it with water or kin-kin

Proxy001:
lol... try and watch the Russian and the Greek league. You will see names that have three consonants following each other. I still maintain that its all about understanding the language first

You are right with learning the language thing

Nta commentator are like.... No17 is with d balllllllllll wat can he do oooooh wat a wayward shot **in Paul Ogazi's voice** @ Proxy001

the name is hiliarious because we speak english like Krzysztof MĄCZYŃSKI does nt mk any sense @proxy001 @angelo45 i hail d commentators

I saw this pics online and can't just stop laughing. How can somebody answer all this things. please share if u have any that is like this or worst

Pls I want u guess 2 reason from dis perspective.

1. He is a soldier who has d legal right to b in possession of a gun
2. He is a Christian and a proud one @DAT
3. Most importantly, were do u guess want him to drop his gun while performing his religious obligation
4. The gun in dat pics was not 4 protection @dat tym, but was 4 him to keep d gun safe

This your write up was done without any decorum. It appears like something done under the terrible influence of dangerous drugs. Can you please go to bed and rewrite when you wake up? Thank me later!!


Zombie spotted

Without wasting ur tym i wud want u 2 judge 4 urself if our commander in chief is really commanding

These are 3 things dat happen why PMB was away

1. The New Forex Policy....
The Cbn announces that it wud relax its strict forex policy and make it more flexible immediately Osibanjo took over in an acting capacity... Meaning d Nepa Bill certificate was clueless, deliberately stopped cbn from innovative polices why holding the nation to ransome.

2. The "Allege" Escapades of our honorables...
The members of d house of rep travelled to d US just as their master travelled 2 UK, the 2 APC lawmakers mislead one of d pdp member 2 probably enjoy wat bubu usually enjoys wen ever he travelled round the world but were allegedly caught in d act

3. The Avengers Issue
Since d bubu travelled there have been reports that d FG is negotiating with d NDA nd dat has brought relative peace in d region, somebody need 2 remind d nepa bill man wen he comes dat nt all battles are won on d battle field, some are meet 2 b settled thru dialogue.
In all GEJ > (Ye+Bu+zombies)

I drop my pen nd rest my case {sleeveless signing out}