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Op ots true that marriage is not prison but you see men behave like this to avoid unnecessary problems but its true we tend to overdo it atime. Not only in marriage but in courtship or dating.

A man tells his wife not to operate on social media
Sometimes social media can influence a woman ,how? She may see other ladies typing they cant take shiit from their men they are independent and so on. And then she reads on even from people who write lot of galse claims that they are the boss and they dictate everything in their marriage or relationship whereas they may not even have a man. So she begins to reason all these things and her man notices changes in her.

My wife must not wear this and that
A lady should always dress fine and decent if she is married not wearing mini skirt and tops that hardly covers her boobs if she is going to the mall,market or a spcial function. In the case of gf she should know i.e if she if wise that u have a man now so no need to dress extra ordinary. Dress sexy its allowed but not slutty.

My wife must not be a musician,actress and so on
To me this is wrong because if she ends up making it the fame will be advantageous to the whole family. But some men fearing once their wives become famous they change and become scandal magnets. Hearing stories of how celebs sleep around could be anoda factor

Bwaal: my watapp chat with her
[07:26, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: It seems am closin early 2dae
[09:26, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: Will U tak mi out
[09:35, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: Dont worry i will buy u chocolate
[07:36, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: Dnt lyke choco la8
[08:27, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: To??
[08:27, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: To??
[09:27, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: Yeap
[09:27, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: I cant go to club
[09:28, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: Ramadan
[09:28, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: So wat do u want
[09:28, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: Hmmmm
[09:28, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: W@ of eatery
[09:29, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: Do u knw any arround
[09:31, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: No
[09:31, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: U
[09:37, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: M new
[09:37, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: Here
[09:40, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: Hmmmm
[09:40, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: W@ do we do
[09:41, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: Dont worry
[09:41, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: I will think of another thin
[09:41, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: Wry abt w@
[09:42, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: Lyke w@
[09:43, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: Beef keebab??
[10:22, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: Beef keebab?
[11:07, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: Yes
[12:35, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: Wz d@
[13:05, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: @ whr
[13:15, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: Beef keeba
[13:15, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: Is suya
[13:16, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: K
[13:16, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: @ whr joor
[13:16, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: R u slipin b4
[13:28, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: Workin
[13:29, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: Hmmm
[13:29, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: Settin my kitchen
[13:29, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: U wud av call mi 2 hlp u wif it
[19:46, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: I wz bz d@ y i cud nut respond
[19:48, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: Wen will u b tru
[19:48, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: Hmmm
[19:48, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: Dnt knw o
[19:49, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: Am putin on ur favourite colour
[19:50, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: Watz dart
[19:51, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: Wat color
[19:55, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: Blue n white


[21:22, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: Nw ohm
[21:22, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: Owkei
[21:23, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: W@ i wana tel u is d@
[21:23, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: D person d@ av d phn wnt it bck 2morrow mornin
[21:25, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: W@ do we do nw
[21:26, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: What do u suggest
[21:30, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: Dnt knw o
[21:31, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: N u
[21:33, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: U shud knw
[21:34, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: No i dnt
[21:34, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: E wz d 1 callin mi wn we r goin
[21:34, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: U shudnt xpect me to take decision for u
[21:34, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: K
[21:35, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: Nid anoder 1 2morrow 9ite
[21:35, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: So i cn return it 2morrow 9ite
[21:36, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: Ok
[21:37, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: K?
[21:39, 6/29/2014] Bwaal: So wat role shud i play??
[21:43, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: Gt it 4 mi
[22:57, 6/29/2014] olajumoke: Cn u plzz gt mi anoder 1

This is a case of you dating a bush girl who is forming for you. She is using u as maga and be careful not too fall for it.
First she demands u to take her out
Then she wants you to buy her a phon

Dude thats what u get wen u look at flesh han brains and xter. A girl who demands from u wothin just a week is enuff to tell you that this na chop and clean mouth babe. You have 2 opstions to yansh her

Buy any type of phone then when she comes around ur place u yansh her life out and kick her to the streets at 2.30 am but u take the phone back before kicking her out.
Or
You invite her to a meeting point take her to where they sell phones let her choose the one she wants then u tell her u will get it for her in a few days time. Invite to ur place then try to reate a scene of if u dont get satisfaction from her no phone. U dont tell her .she herself will understand.

Number one is my favorite .

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FTC!!!!!!!!on a sunday morning. Blessed thingz. Op u forgot nysc bf,POP bf,camp bf and resident bf

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He has . Man hey showed top 10 skills at he group stage for this WC and only one Nigerian was shown. Babatunde

bros dont worry the senders of the money will come and tell you its them and latert give you your share while you will keep the money till when they need it

q.e.d

if it was a black boy now, the whole world will see his pictures and know his name, dumb whities

maybe he meant to name it supper not super ))

poster i am in agreement with you
even where i am trust your Nigerian girls and guy;forming fake accent with me that has been abroad years before they came to join me.

So i start to wonder, AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESNT HAVE AN ACCENT?

definitely the way you speak or should i say pronounce some words will change but when you her this fakers you wont understand a damn thing they saying

yes it is

scardey cat, if it was a fan , then why was your reflection on the sun glasses and the other picture has your name on the business class ticket . OYA Dike defenders over to you, defend her

balfour vs balfour,

smart people know what i am saying

waitt ooo dont we have strikers from NIGERIA again?

you people should know that Nigeria is not playing thier best because it is TAHITI. When we play Uruguay you will see a different team, they are not playing to make it through on goal difference, they expect stiffer opposition in Uruguay and WANT to beat uruguay

fruityjojo: Ehn Ehn shebi wen we wee say come home nd marry people wee say Racist dis Tribalist, anti-other country dat! U see naw. Ehn Ehn shebi wen we wee say come home nd marry people wee say Racist dis Tribalist, anti-other country dat! U see naw.

what of deinde Hernandez?

na wa ooo, so she bought a car and put Police plate number, shame on her, who does she think we are?foo1s??She shoud have stood to cover the plate number like she did the chrysler, Packaging gone bad

poster, pls i guess you should be matured to know that;even thinking ABOUT your brothers wife is wrong. If you are not MORALLY BANKRUPT then you should know good and bad. You are nt a chid.

From what i can get, you are living in the same apartment/house with your brother and his wife. Are you working?are you are a student?

If you are a student PLZ kindly go find somewhere else to stay

if a worker, make plans to move out to your own place quicker

Lets face it;if you start an affair with her and your bro finds out he will kick you out anyways and then you lose more than punny

the food

Forget this, well arabs are racist but definitely more accommodating than people from hong kong, Bangladesh and even some Europeans. I am talking from personal experience

i have the old notes 1 naira the first red one and the beautiful multi coloured one. have 5 kobo, 25 kobo ,10 kobo and the oldest of them all;the 5 shillings from my dads days ))

na wa ooo but which side of jail will he be taken, male side or female side, i am just curious

bisi16: Na wah o! She wear shades dey play d ball sha.

she is the femal edgar davids na.. you no know lol

chlowi: U haven't even gained admission into any higher institution and u already have a boyfriend ? Am sure if u had devoted much time u to ur books other than this infatuation you call love , you wd have made ur jamb , from what I can deduce you have been failing jamb repeatedly that your x man decided to use that to condition you . My advice to you is , get back to your drawing board , what are your life aspirations ? When u realise them and work on them soon they become your drive , and watch how success in turn wd tune in ...by the way that dude wants d best for u , directly or indirectly ,

WORD!!

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@ Rokiatu: you and Nessa Fresh fit enter Miss Nairaland competition.

haha @fearfully made

nice
@rokiatu its all fine)

rokiatu: The most good looking person in your relationship is def her so don't bad mouthed her.


Be proud to have her. See your big nose ready to swallow me.

i didnt say anything bad, and as for my nose, at least i have someone who loves it

mmm