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MVLOX: The Nigerian army is so clueless........... hw can it be recruiting nw in d mist of infiltration by boko haram into all sectors of the Nigerian government. it will only further play into the hands of boko.......I have always said it dat the Nigerian army is a big over washed polo shirt. it is having tears here and there nw but very soon am sure it will tear beyond repair. Hw can insurgents still come to towns drive through streets unchallenged and attack military formations at dis time? its a shame big shame. where are the thousand of army sent to dis areas? I guess dey are ghosts and somebody is making billion from all dis. lastly I now understand the saying dat if u take a Nigerian man to USA in no time he will start behaving like he was born there so also for a USA man brought to nja in no time too he will blend to d Nigerian formation. my point is dat d impact of the US army has not be felt for the whole time they have been around in d name of helping Nigeria fight boko haram and who knows their impact may never be felt. I rest my case........

Well i feel this time is the best time to recruit because the army is in dire need of men. U see iraq how thwy are recruiting? One thing i dont like is that the NA wants to make money and recruit at the same time. Look at Iraq they are re ruiting without a dime even paying each recruit $700 a month. Scrap dat nonsense #2500 and plenty boiz will join. Just enuff background checks has to be done for each recruits.

SiriusBlack: LIES! LIES! Sahara ReporLies...
The insurgents lauched the attacks on Domboa after their camps in Alargano and Yajiwa came under NAF Airstrikes...Their attack on Domboa was a desperate move to gain ground....The NA troops at Domboa completely destroyed most of them...SaharaReporters is just a lie-peddling APC PR team..Always trying to show that the Army is not making progress..
Bastards...

S.black how are u guys over there pls re open that thread of yours it was very educating. God keep you

sirnoel: abeg get me a cone of ice cream... Make i dey take cool my mind...

Bros na wa ooo. I enter cinema house ;na me go come deh act the film again? I go leave here go watch brazil columbia ooo

Push to front page make i hear wetinbour muslim brodas go talk about this one

Mbros. Na for cyber u deh type all this thing?abeg go collect more time to update us jawe no time to waste.
**popcorn chewing begins**

Finally!!!!!!!!!good news on NL

Allansmith: . Raz Kimono featuring Oliver de Coque....

Me sef i taya bro

ggrin: Abeg who sing eminado by tiwa salvage?

Raz Kimono

Plz where is this school located i want to make an inquiry

wazoboy: Ibokun na village? Ibokun is a LG headquarter how is it now a village?

Obokun oo ibokun ooo all join .lol

[size=30pt]History shows that any team who beats Nigeria does not win that very competition unless u r playing Nigeria in the final. Go and ask Ivory coast,senegal,brazil,argentina. Now cheaters France. Dont sweet NL S naija karma is in control[/size]

Ask baba iyabo

Lordabas: Diz Origi name sounds like a Nigerian herbal traditional medicine..

Orijin

CuteTj: Cool my village got a mention. Obokun a gbe wa o!

Hey thats my village too. Whats ur surname

Its better toask ooo. Once dated a girl who cldnt cook nada. Let it be known that i cook and do not depend on any FEMALE to cook in fact i enjoy cooking for my ladies,it gives me pleasure. Ok back to the matter i wanted to eat rice with fried eggs so i told the babe to fry the eggs. By the time i went to check on the rice i was shocked the babe pit the eggs in the saucepan with a lot of oil i.e she didnt crack the eggs she put it like the way u want to boil an egg but with groundnut oil in this case.

FIFA is a fraud na today? Eminike goal was not offside. Evra fouled osaze. Remember the brazil crotia match?how was the penalty given?no be the same holding in the box? Why matuidi and giroud were not given red cards only that daft american ref knows

[[size=30pt]quote author=Big4wig]Done dat.good luck

What is a Mikel?
1. A Magician: He's right in front of
you for 90 minutes, but you only get to see him for
30 seconds picking up a yellow card.
2. A Mikel is a
Nigerian Ferrari with the engine of a Picanto.
3. A
Mikel is anything that has weight, occupies space,
breathes but remains stationary.
4. A Mikel is a confused strolling object that has no focus.
5. It is an
SI unit for measuring deceleration, e.g the car
decelerated by 2 mikel/ sec. 6. The botanical name of
a snail, Mikelis Obilis.
7. Anybody who can pass the
ball but can't shoot, cross, head, or be creative. e.g,
My grandma is a Mikel.
8. A mikel is that footballer who is allergic to goals. What does Mikel mean to
you?
A professor was asked and he has this to say:
1. A mikel can be define as a person/object that runs/
walks/ hops/ strolls/ jogs/crawl from one side of the
field to the other, eg obi is a mikel.
2. IDIOM: /to be in
a mikel with one/: to be tired, lazy, weak, refusing to be active, energetic , or just being lazy with a friend
or lover [/quote]Warrisbdiss haahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhahahshhhhhaahahahahahha[/size]

Bravoosii: What's this one saying

I was about to ask the same thing

Tinubu may u rot in hell.

Who cares ??

[quote author=hermes_progidy]yimu... So why was he raising his two hands to the sky like he was thanking Jah? No be celebration be that?[/quote]So make im no thank God again?

[size=20pt]Am i the only one that noticed pogba didnt celebrate his goal against Nigeria? Why? Becauze he scored an african team considering he is african.[/size]

Mehn. My babe just sent me text that she s hapi we lost that now i will have time for her. Na wa oo

Op the only way u can package urself is to start going to school. Inquire from all those sec.schools in ur area. So that suya boiz wont be attracted to u