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More than 1 boiled egg everyday
Sleep immediately after breakfast
Do not exercise
Eat till ur over filled
Eat a lot of meat,turkey nd red meat 2b precise
Take a bottle of softdrink everyday
Eat food after every 2-3 hours
Eat ur dinner late @ nyt
Go 2bed immediately

Try dat 4a month

Nice list...

inositol88:
I was imagining how owsome and merciful is the uncreated creator of everything,then this question came into my mind.

WHAT IF GOD DECIDES TO ENTHRONE YOU WITH ALL HIS POWER TO RULE AND CONTROL THE UNIVERSE FOR THREE DAYS,WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THE POWER??

YOUR ANSWERS PLS.......

Hmmm, our selfishness would cover us like a cloak covering our nudity, we'll b subjective in our decisions and exhibit our foolishness as wisdom...in 3days, the world would seize to exist

Indeed God is d greatest...

No.6 is dedicated to al u womanliness eaters...she u see d amount of bacteria wey u dey lick, u beta desist 4 d kingdom of God is @hand..



Buh girls dey try ooo, the baloon comparism baffles me though...


Thank God 4 sexx

Chicagoesontop:
To the story, that guy is wicked, he knows he can not take care of a child and the mother why was he using his joystick carelessly ? This Is Stupidity At It's Peak.

This can never Happen in my Igbo land because the baby mama is supposed to be enjoying her Omugwo, eating and resting as well receiving gifts from happy well wishers, anyway I No Regret to be an Igbo Guy, we knows how to take care of a woman and her child, ask our igbo fathers and mothers they will tell you non Igbos how far !!

See dis one, can't count how many igbo men who maltreat their igbo wives and igbo child based on his igbo fraustration...don't deceive ur sef bro,der was an igbo who stayed @ our bq somtym ago, wen his wife put 2 bed he didn't av a kobo, nd didn't go 2d hospital 2 chk on his wyf, not until his mother came home to drag him 2d hospital. Don't fool ur self, poverty can mk a man irrational, what do u kno sef, shebi u get fone 2 browse nd brag of ethnicity

My prophecies goes thus:

2016 will b my year
New graduates wil join d unemployed
Barca go flog ASSenal
9ice's voice won't improve
After january,na february go follow
Som ppl's maga would pay, while some go stil dey buy data
New year resolutions would be made buh would be 4gotten on january 2nd
More useless yoruba films would be released
Batman superman the movie would b released
Another girl would be disvirgined by one stupid boy
Boys go continue 2dey lie
Girls go continue 2 dey scam
There shall b more olonsho in 2016
Price of garri go drop 4 market
Som ppl go stil dey use rubber dey hold their fone
SLICKEST would be back in 2016 rejuvinated
Conductors voices in lagos would b louder dan b4
Buhari would get more followers
Leicester go comot top 4
Chelsea no go relegate
I see van gaal leavin in 2016
Finally


E go easy for all of us in 2016

Honestly, ur folks won't lyk her...tattoes sends dis bad message about ones personality










Aw much b fuel 4ur area

Guy u try ooo...
Aw much b fuel 4ur area, den we can tok business...I'll lyk u 2 draw me errrrrrrrrm



















Orubebe without a cap

Who snap am?
Which person house dem snap?
Which soap she take baff?
Shey she get towel sha?
B lyk d hair na attachment
Lastly
Na only shoulder I see ooo, coz d way I look dose booobzz, dey go don sag lyk davido jean....sha her nudity no consyn me, its her lyf...









How much b fuel 4 ena area?

Its lyk his decision affected fuel price ooo....






So wot if he quits...

MelancholicGuy:
Michael Bolton - Sexual Healing

Its marvin gaye

budusky05:
Match is 13:45 UK time so its 14:45 Nigeria time since we are 1hr ahead. Thanks

Oga match is 1:45 ooo, 12:45 uk...

Op dis ain joko ooo...u no get eye??

Scary truth

Abeg d man's prophecies comes after it happens..

nduchucks:
mumu, why don't you use Juju to get rid of your thieving rulers? Lemme guess, they have more money to buy better Juju, ko? smh

I see...well ur ryt, they gat money 2 buy better juju, its d 21st century niccur nd ppl stil engage in such things, if it ain real religion will only exist to cut excesses...

Niccur, go to the secretariat and see aw ppl jazz dem slvs to death all 4 seats...
Don't b decieved by somone's view on a particular subject, dats y u as a black man will b inferior, u act on what ur told and believe it al bcoz d whyt man is superior...man, dis is Africa, nd we do things diabolically...evn babalawo don dey gt facebook acct...

Karma is real bitcch, ur lucky u came out of it alive...

nduchucks:
In this 2016, "educated" Nigerians are blaming Audu's demise on Juju! smh

The more likely cause of death is Hemorrhagic Stroke and the cause of the blood he was vomitting. Hemorrhagic stroke is caused when a blood vessel in the brain ruptures and spills blood into the surrounding tissue and in the worst cases into the mouth through vomit.

The youths of today are end time youths indeed.

Oga u better shurrup, nd pray u do not fall a victim of such diabolical situation...juju is as real as d skin ur covered in, u call it ignorant and primitive but ma broda, if u could believe in blood money then ur d ignorant one...

SeverusSnape:
This Islamic rite sef

Can't they just wait for an autopsy to be carried out??

Please let us know what really killed him before some APC e-minions say PDP murdered him.

Lol...guity conscience!!!

This is serious, some of us would wanna believe the husband killed his wife, some won't but truth is, only the cause of her death would solve the mystery which is through an autopsy... So which ever body in charge if that should please speed up...


An advice to my Nigerian ladies, there are so many evil minded men this days, if a man gets aggressive towards u due to his financial state, my dear, SCRAM!!!!!!!

Its gon hit front page coz its about potatoes....

viviangist4:
Very Soon u may see my Own By The Grace of God #VIVIANGIST

Naso....nd so 2 other bloggers....

misspicy:
funny thing is only runs girls will reach him...who want contact HIV

Lol, well...they're d one or two girls...

Funny thing is, one or two girls would reach u...

StPete:
Eew...if dis was a man, ladies would hav shouted 'castrate him'. Now that a woman is guilty, guys wat do u propose?

My brother ask them ooo....we live in a world where men are believed to be the only evil ones...

Crazy world...woman fu**s her own son

Well I don't think their leaders are nodding to dat, coz if they are they won't contest for presidential primaries in d last election, nd jona won't av seeked for re-election

Nawa oo..chop this cancer, chop dat diabetes, stay hungry u die...either way we still gon die!!!

What's the big deal, u should kno d kinda person he is na...

The people who licks blood are



















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Y did I ask u 2 wait sef,
What was I trying 2 tel u?

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Vampires






Dats it I said it

Ur bf is a vampire

Aminat508:
Lolz

Alhaja!!! Y u dey laff me now

Mods, this took too long to get on front page...can't you recognize emergencies?

To mama Light, God created Light for a purpose, this is just a challenge...she will leave to serve the meaning of her name to you and those around her inshaallah, God that has kept her till this moment will keep her 4us all.

Mods please, there are more important topics that are supposed to make fp instead of those unnecessary,time taking posts, plz take time