₦airaland Forum

Truth be said, the security forces promotes crime in all ramifications:

*the police will definitely announce their success in combating crime, even when they help an old woman's cat down the tree, they want the public to see and praise them.

*what happens after they are caught? We never hear about its conclusion, the story dies after the criminals are being showcased.

*what is the explanation for exposing criminals without a face? Its either [1] the victim is innocent but they need someone or people to pose [2] they will eventually let the criminal(s) go, so the public wouldn't recognize them. (If you notice, when ever criminals are exposed on tv, their faces are always blurred)

*if really these criminals are severely dealt with, crime rate will definitely reduce.

This scenario is like a dead man mocking a sick man!!!! A sick man can get better but a dead man can't rise again....

PDP is a shameless party, their party is In shambles nd they can't seem to put it back in shape. A party having leadership problems within them wants to rule a nation, bunch of aimless fat he goats

PAnaceA7:
But no news yet on Man Utd Official site

Its just a rumour, there is no signing yet...I wonder which sky d op is lookin @

This matter is lyk a fat man(marketers) who claims he can work but his services comes with a high price, the owner (NNPC/FG) decided to do 80% of d job and leave d 20% for d fat man, pays d fat man some amount of money(subsidy) so he doesn't miss his profit.

Now the owner tells d fat man to work and make his profit leaving a level playing ground......now fat man no wan work, he's used to not workin nd getting paid....


These marketers are just bunch of parasites, they still don't want to import but they sell for 145 per litre




God bless Nigeria and its habitants

This generation is committing unforgivable atrocities, grown men now find pleasure in raping underaged girls, this is so so inhuman, there should be a law regarding rape, with a death penalty attatched. So people are just a waste of existence.

And they leave nigeria like they have a future over there.....



Lesson of the day:
Never envy smbody else's success, you never know what they do to look flashy

U no gt work...

Nonsense list....

PaulkillermanAg:
my dear good you know, the blacks are a curse to humanity, the savagery version of humanoid existence, perpetually created to treat themselves like pigs, no value for humanity or human lives, abusing themselves at will...


**the black race is a curse the humanity. Crude animals in human skin, still living in dark stone ages****

I spit on them animals....

Nd u are white huh?
With ur status, u are d curse to humanity...

Yes it has been postponed indefinitely, saw it on nysc website

mineANDurs:
I dont know if u r a man or a woman but whichever u r, U r a total disgrace to ur specie for calling Kate Henshaw whose husband impregnated his secretary 'a failure'.
As of linda Ikeji she is a very successful woman and I am sure she has never begged U or any of ur relation to marry her.

Stop hating and channel all ur energy to making some real money so u can come out of ur misery. Mtsheeew!

Kilonso kilonwi

Are u kate henshaw? Or linda....
Who should be channeling enery here?

princetom1:
Morning guys

Has any one here done an HIV/AIDS test recently? How does it feel?

So, here is the deal, i have been feeling all kinds of feeling lately, got treated for malaria, yet it persist, i have catarrh for almost a month now, have high temperature, get tired very easily, constant headache and so on. All wat i can think of is I'm positive, bcoz anything i get treated for, it still persist.

To make matters worst, I have an ex that tested positive for HIV /AIDS recently.

So, i have decided to do the HIV /AIDS screening today. While i read a lot about HIV, I am scared to the bone to do this test, I was up, all night, roll from left to right and right to left, pray to God for it to be negative, even made promises to God for that.

All kinds of things going through my head right now, as i am typing this. Anyone in the house did test recently? How do u cope with ur fears? And how do u cope with someone fear of being positive? Will be updating this post as i go for my HIV screening today

cc: GAZZUZZ, 0rex, semid4lyfe, jeffy1206, Kingreign, dominique, Sissy3, heavenet

No fear baba...







Ur hiv positive



Take ur medication nd try 2 liv long

How old are u?

Every breathe he takes is a LIE

Lumiere91:
Most importantly,is he in heaven?

Leave that 4 God

Live ur life, obey HIS laws nd wait 4ur judgement, how does sm1 makin or not making heaven concern u?

Angelberry:
I am 4 then

Lwkm
Out of all ages u chose 4...lol

Buh honestly, I still don't see y ppl fuss about ppl's ages....
These ppl are tv ppl, their age is their business nd so many endorsements are attached...

Just like dat?!!!!!!

Sha, ok





If na firewood dey ma kitchen nko?

Nawa 4 naija police ooo.....

Criminals in uniforms

4 d niggaz dat get joy in raping innocent girls, well ena go born pikin, nd life will rape dem too...

Omo, God just bless u wit betta beatin



On a more serious note, ur a lawyer now, u can deal with them!!!

Ameen Allah

I wonder why ppl can be so insensitive to such matter, sm1 goes missing nd al u do is to talk jibberish to gain attention. How do u xpect his loved ones to feel after reading such posts, I don't think their aim will serve its purpose on this forum filled with immature minds....

Well, I feel the package receiver and d errand sender should b questioned, coz he might be forced/pressured to reply saying he was on his way

Naijasinglegirl:
I’m always making jokes about men in suit who get into fights with conductors for their twenty naira change and I never for once thought I would one day make the list.
The only difference between me and them is, I was not wearing a suit when mine happened and I fought for something lesser, ten naira change.

It was a very sunny afternoon when I flagged a keke from Alaka Estate at Surulere heading towards Ojuelegba. They were two men seated at the back seat and I made the third passenger.
Usually, the fare for this distance is N50 but the keke man said N80 and because I saw a troop of men & women walking out from the estate, I didn’t want them to contend my space with me so I got in without arguments.
Towards Tejuosho, the keke man said, “I hope say you hold change oh.”
I kept mute. I had only a N200 and N1000 note in my bag but I thought N200 was a reasonable denomination. Even if it were not, he should have mentioned it before I got into his keke.

The other passengers alighted along the way. When we got to Ojuelegba, I handed the man the N200 and rather than give me my change, he hissed and started driving towards Surulere as though he was oblivious to my presence in the back-seat. I asked if his head was correct and he parked immediately. Then he hissed again, threw a N100 and a N10 at me in the back-seat and got out of the keke.

Oga, wey my ten naira change?

He eyes turned red as if he washed them with Yoruba stew. He said I dey craze, that he made himself clear before I got inside his keke.

Wait! What is ten naira? I know how many times I have written off amount way higher than that to taxi/keke/okada drivers and sellers generally but I can’t stand when people are rude ontop my own money. I’m usually the first to wave my hand and walk away if I see the driver or conductor making efforts to spilt my money into smaller denominations or if he has a look of empathy on his face but not when I was dealing with a mad man.

That missing ten naira suddenly felt like N1,000,000. To add insult to injury, he brought out two ten naira notes and said he dared me to collect it from him, that yes, he was going to ‘eat’ my money because he bought his fuel from black market.

He walked towards an Iya Basira at the road side and sat down. He was probably a regular of the iya basira cos she served him egusi and eba without questions. All along, I was staring at him with hands on akimbo as he swallowed a ball of eba, one after the other, amazed at how one can be this stupid.
Anger had suddenly overwhelmed me. I felt like I was going to run mad if I didn’t give him a piece of mind. I walked up to him and said, “Since N10 is your problem, N10 will always be your problem till you are 80. Amen!”
I got him there. Yay!
He stood up immediately holding a ball of eba already dunked in soup and started abusing my existence in the typical agbero style.
Me, I was just shouting, “Back to sender! Back to sender!! Back to sender!!!”

I turned around and noticed some passersby were staring at us. Reality suddenly hit me. There I was, fighting for N10 in ojulegba of all places. If it were the bus stop of Banana Island, I wouldn’t be bothered. But Ojulegba? Ojulegba?
Tomorrow fame might meet me from my new novel and the only photos the internet would have of me are the ones taken by passersby on the day I fought at Ojulegba.
Devil be gone!
I composed myself and walked away.


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/fought-n10-change/

My dear, in phsycoanalysis its very 2 react to such action

It is never about the currency value, it was about his rage on the wrong side, u worsened it by fighting back even when the both of u knew u were gonna lose, in which u did...

To a passerby: He exhibited the qualities of his occupation while u showed the fraustration of someone who has been eaten up by the cancer of economic downfall, no one cares what u were fyting for or why...

So my dear, u were lucky u got in a verbal brawl with the hungry one, if it were the violent ones, u might be typing with one eye opened.

kennygee:
Since when did Islam support fetish rituals asides the ablution ritual?

Since d day u decided to think from ur backside aka YANSH...

RIP debby

U were a fighter, with such severe and intence ailment, u stil had hope, and guts 2 fight, such bravery....

Rest now, for peace and tranquility has finally come

RIP

Soreza:
AS A FUTURE OIL EXPLORATION ENGINEER AM BEGINNING TO BE A BIT SCARED.

You don't av to be, there are no occupations without hazards....all these happens because our government ain getting it right...
We should have spills not vandalization...

Things would be better by the time u get there..

kodded:
wo lai inferiority complex dey wory this woman sha

Being loyal and possessing respect has become inferiority complex...

I pity dis generation


In all aspects of life, they are far greater than she is





For you,
If u ar an employee nd u ever show a sign of respect 2ur boss, them u ar d biggest fool of our tym
Nd if u end up being an entrepreneur nd u eva show any sign of respect 2ur customers, den u lack discipline

People lyk u ar those poverty shrinking iidiots that have pride all over them lyk d shell on a ninja turtle or the muscles on baptista


RUBBISH!!!!!

CaptainJune:
In other words, my 'giving up' the use of my bed for three days does not count as sacrifice because it does not entail permanent loss? Therefore, any act of giving up something which does not constitute permanent loss is lending, not sacrifice. Interesting.



Lol. Going by your 'definition' of sacrifice as an act that is "heavy" and constitutes permanent loss, I'll say my act of giving up the use of my laptop for the day so that another may use it for his benefit is not a sacrifice.



I get you. A temporary loss of something is lending while a permanent loss of something is sacrifice. Lolz. May I remind you that you defined sacrifice as:



On that note, I rest my case.

Captain!!!!
E don do now!!!
Clearly u don't understand what sacrifice means...
According 2 ur scenarios, u made a sacrifice, and its ur and their utilities, not ur lappy or bed....(I.e u sacrificed d enjoyment u ar supposed 2 get 4rm sleeping on ur bed 4dat nyt, same goes 4 ur lappy....from d defination, "LOSS" or "GIVE UP" must be involved....

So in other words, Jesus sacrificed his life and got it back, hmmmmm, Easter friday, Easter sunday, Easter monday...hmmmmm

















Why dem no just tok say "we needed back to back break na!!!"

Then she won't live long enough 2 see her daughter in law


She'll die young

Tallesty1:
Why do we regard people who tell us the truth as hypocrites/amebos?

What's "entertaining" in that pic?

God why you throway me to a generation where correction = judgement? What I do??

My brother I taya oo...
Dis generation is efed up, I tell u....

hinwazaka:
She is a liar. She should produce her identity card that shows she was a student of the institution, before her abduction. She should also produce her WAEC ID card, and explain the full meaning of BIOLOGY, before she can be taken seriously. ****

Am sorry 2 say dis,


YOU. ARE. A. GOAT

Ruminant animals
No brains
All u do is eat grass
Nd bleat around d whole community


Kai

House of wax
Dawn of d dead
Day of d dead
Saw
Texas chainsaw massacre
Midnight meat train
Trespassing
The ring
Evil dead
I am legend
Silent hill
Mirror
American horror story
Legion
World war Z
Frankinstein
Hunting in connecticut
Sleepwalkers
Rec
Resident evil
Child's play
Wrong turn
Hills have eyes
Walking dead
Fear the walking dead
Plane dead
Shawn of the dead
The dead
30 days of night
Millow
The exorcist
Room 1408
100 feet
Paranormal activity


Just a few I can remember