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TV/MoviesRe: Photos: Most Terrifying Creatures/Characters/Villains In The History Of Movies. by Slickest(m): 11:09am On Mar 25, 2016
Horllamideh:
still waiting on Walking Dead season 7 oh.....since last year....or is it out already??
Its season 6 not 7
Nd its out, already on episode 10 now...



So much unexpected happend
EducationRe: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Slickest(m): 7:24am On Mar 23, 2016
KoloOyinbo:
An excellent question. We have some alternatives.

Firstly, perhaps he was better and genuinely passed but reverted to sloopy thinking and expression (for whatever reason - laziness or perhaps being surrounded by people who could not communicate properly). Possible I suppose.

Secondly, he bought or forged his qualifications. I have heard this happens in Naija but have no idea of the truth of this assertion or its frequency. It happens in Europe (to an extremely limited extent) so I certainly cant rule it out in Naija.

Thirdly, the educational institutes he attended MAY be totally rubbish. I am no expert on your educational system but would presume that there are checks on the standards of such institutions. Im quite skeptical of the likelihood of this one but open to correction if you have a view on this.

This is an important issue however which affects Nigerians as a group. The massive danger is that people and organisations may see any Nigerian graduate and/or qualification as of lesser value than a non Nigerian. Even if this view is discriminatory and morally and factually incorrect the fact that it is acted upon will damage Nigeria as a country and individual Nigerians.

I would love to hear some other possible explanations (if any) or which option you feel the most likely.
Well, technical analysis there, but I don't think the first reason is a likeely causative for his weird expression.

There is possibility in d 2nd analysis, because we live in a country where your ability and qualities is on paper, who won't want to buy his/her way in?

But it all boils down to the institution, had it been their mode of interview was critical enough, they would checkmate such individual without this basic quality....

Its all on the paper brother, our abilities are amplified by the paper.
EducationRe: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Slickest(m): 4:31pm On Mar 22, 2016
KoloOyinbo:
That is the core of the problem. This now devalues every graduate from that University as it does the Institute itself. What sort ofsupposed University turns out people incapable of simple communication? Furthermore what sort of institute would accept someone clearly unable or unfit to complete their courses. What a major failure for the educational system! If Nigeria is to develop then education is one of the main priorities. Some (thankfully NOT ALL) of the cultural attitudes are against this. The lazy attitude of making an excuse for a failure rather than accepting responsibility and actually correcting the problem and the preference for arguing a totally incorrect and indefensible position instead of simply admitting error are two attitudes that come to mind. Fortunately the respect for education otherwise remains high and I know many families who forbid their children to use pidgin in the home etc etc.
I appreciate that you know where the problem is from.....how on earth did he pass his tests?, write his assignments?, presentations? Nd most of all his project?



Is he 2 blame, or d institution?
EducationRe: NDU Graduate Murders English On Facebook by Slickest(m): 2:16pm On Mar 22, 2016
MORNDEW:
madam? What are you trying to justify? That a graduate spent 4 years in the University and can't construct simple sentences? Please look for something else to defend. Why go to the university if you want to justify mediocrity.
Mr, the reality Is dat nigga graduated, his ability 2 give back what lecturers taught him is commendable despite d fact dat his construction is bad....

Nd incase you don't know, universities don't teach u how 2 read or write, his foundation might be shaky, his zeal 2 learn made him a gradute....

Ominiknowest
PoliticsRe: #RiversRerun: Betty Apiafi Emerges Winner by Slickest(m): 8:46pm On Mar 20, 2016
Pedrop:
SS and SE have rejected muslim party APC formed by yoruba and Hausa/fulani muslims. Islam is not an option in Biafra.
Ode lele yiooo

U still dey dream biafra...

Lame name 4a country
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date A Nigerian Guy Of Today by Slickest(m): 4:22pm On Mar 11, 2016
Fabulocity:
Disclaimer: This thread is not to insult anyone, it's just based in the few observations I've made and it doesn't also apply to every Nigerian guy. So take a moment to read before you release your venom(if this write up refers to you).

1) He is broke: The average Nigerian guy is Broke! Yes. It's either he has no job or he has a ridiculously low paying job. As a result of this, when their girlfriends make demands on them, they come on Nairaland to pour their anger and frustration over their inability to meet these demands. They tag them as hungry, money loving, gold digging sluts. And one way to know the jobless ones is that they spend a lot of time online on various social websites and it leaves one wondering when they actually work. The answer simply is, they have no jobs!

2) He is most probably a fůck boy : Most Nigerian dudes are fůck boys. You just meet a guy and you've barely talked for two days and he's already asking for nudes, like, Wth?? Or he's already trying to initiate a sex chat. That's how one of my friends got introduced to a guy online by a mutual friend. They had barely talked for a week and the goat was already asking her for X-rated Skype video Calls! Hian! You see them on social media, sending PMs,sliding into DMs, inboxing on Facebook to different girls hoping to get lucky with one of them. And from a lot of stories I've heard on NL, they want nothing but sex once they meet a hot girl. They strategise and plan all sorts of ways of luring a girl in to their homes on order to have their way with her. Guys, please stop this fůck boy behaviour of yours, don't try to get into a ladies panties without first trying to get into her heart.

3) He is polygamous in nature : "All Nigerian men Cheat! " This was implied proudly by one body builder who impregnated his ex girlfriend whilst still married to his celebrity wife. I can't count the number of times I've come across that statement both online and offline. I don't know if nigerian guys should be given a pat on the back for admitting their 'weakness' and saving lots of girls from heartache and high blood pressure from wondering if their boyfriends are faithful or not as they would already know there's another chick somewhere, or if they should be shot in the head for admitting such foolishness. And it amazes me that they always admit this with a tinge of pride. Well, it's up to you. It seems the spirit of our polygamous forefathers have not left the Nigerian men as they cannot cope with having just one woman in their life. Smh

4) Thinks he is God's gift to women : He thinks you're lucky to have him as there are several other girls that would kill to be in your place , therefore you should be grateful to God almighty for making you find such rare treasure like him undecided. He thinks he is the black adonis fallen from heaven. He thinks you are highly fortunate to have someone like him and most of this time, they ain't worth shįt angry Girls, please find someone who would appreciate you, not someone that would depreciate your value

5) Poor Personal hygiene: Nigerian guys Stink! I don't know if they think it's manly to walk around looking unkempt and smelling nasty but please, that's an archaic way of thinking as we're in the 21st century. Nothing turns most ladies on more than a well groomed, nice smelling man. Most nigerian dudes have terrible body odour and bad breath. Please please and please deodorant or body spray is not that expensive. For those of you who actually take your bath, you should also think of deodorising as you tend to sweat a lot and bathing will not be enough to mask unwanted odours. You don't have to use expensive perfumes to smell good, no one is asking you to be a metrosexual, just practise simple hygiene and you're good to go. And please, it's not a crime to change your boxers and socks everyday instead of repeating them and creating horrific odours

6) Would most definitely cheat on you: Do I really need to talk about This? Number 3 has explained this.

7) Super inflated ego : All men tend to be egotistical, there's nothing wrong with that but when you have a super inflated ego, there's a problem. Yes, these group of men feel that we ladies should worship the ground they walk on and if that they leave us, that would be the end of our lives. They are very proud, arrogant and they tend to look down on ladies. They would never call you first, they believe you should be the one scrambling for their attention, you dare not argue or disagree with them If not your own had finished. In fact, it remains for you to start calling them 'sir'.

cool A big, fat liar: How do you know when a Nigerian guy is Lying? The answer is, when his lips are moving! Even the devil is flabbergasted at the way these men lie. They lie about everything and most especially when they are cheating on you. They can also deny for Africa, even when they are caught red handed. You see some very steamy and compromising text messages he sent to another girl and they swear to you it's their sister. Ndi okwu asi

9) Take you for granted: They tend to take their women for granted. They feel the average nigerian woman is a desperate gold digger looking for a man to ensnare into marriage. They don't know that you should be loved, respected, appreciated, treated like a queen that you are.. Instead, they disrespect, violate, abuse and demean their women. It's a pity indeed.

10) Very immature : Finally, they could be so immature! I always shake my head in disgust when I see grown ass men behaving like babies. What would make a grown ass man who has gone through formal education and the four walls of a university do immature things like releasing the nudes of an ex (again, fůck boy syndrome), beat up a woman, ask his babe to return everything he got her while they were dating after they break up. Like Seriously?? Just because they might have a penis and they grow beards doesn't mean they are mature individuals. They are just kids in adult clothing.

In conclusion, I did not do this to offend anyone oh, just for you guys to get a taste of your own medicine when you open your numerous female bashing threads and rain all sorts of profanities on nigerian girls. smiley no one is perfect, even we ladies have our own imperfections.
Note: feel free to insult the Op, get offended, spew profanities,have hypertension because of this post. You're all welcome smiley
Eeyyaahh!!! You must have been through a lot, I can imagine how many guys u must have dated dat gave u such knowledge of their qualities...

It must have hurt really bad, when all u girls searc for is a land of honey forgetting bees sting...

Well sugar, not all men are bad, nd if u say they are, ur brothers also fall in the same category...

...Ur heart must have been broken 2 pieces!!!! U'll b fine sha
CrimeRe: I Kidnapped My Neice To Extort Money From My Stingy Uncle – Suspect (photo) by Slickest(m): 7:25pm On Mar 08, 2016
Only chelsea fans do this!!!!
CrimeRe: Beware Of This Guy (scam) by Slickest(m): 6:33pm On Feb 24, 2016
Mine was funny, he said he's name was brooke roberts, said d same old shii, that he needed 2 chat wit me on webcam and al dat....den he claimed 2 av sent 900 pounds, an iphone nd a macbook......dat was where bleeped up, on d spot I knew it was fake, he sent d receipt nd I thanked him.

I got a txt from british airways, and al dat....nd on d 3rd day I thanked mr brooke for d lappy....baba no 1st reply oo, the nxt thing baba sent was "sharp guy" he deleted me afterwards....I knew he was a nigerian.....


So ma ppl, don't hunger for what didn't work for, it might cost you more than u xpect
PoliticsRe: Mobolaji Johnson's Wife, Funmi Is Dead by Slickest(m): 7:38am On Feb 08, 2016
segxes23:
RIP to her ooo. In a country where the life expectancy rate is low. The man should have gone instead. 80 is a big number ooo
That is a wrong thing for u to say...you do not have the right to wish someone dead because he lost somone younger... You guys should begin evaluate your quotas b4 giving it....imagine the bereaved man's kids reading this? Would u b applauded?
RomanceRe: What Level Are You On This? (picture) by Slickest(m): 5:29pm On Feb 05, 2016
My level is not included
EducationRe: Man Born Without Arms Graduates From The University (Photos) by Slickest(m): 7:41am On Jan 29, 2016
Sometimes disability is a source of motivation
CelebritiesRe: Blackface Fires Back At Paul Okoye by Slickest(m): 12:05am On Jan 26, 2016
The rants of a failed artist!!!













Buh mk we tok tru
















Psquare sef na copycats ooo
FamilyRe: My Brother In Law (sister's Husby) Is Becoming Too Rude For My Liking... by Slickest(m): 11:48am On Jan 12, 2016
Mr man, ur just came here 2 embarass urslf, if @ur age u sit back nd wait 4a job 2 com knock ur door, am sorry 2say ur not ok.

@30 u stay wit ur sister, nd ur nagging, u should b happy he's not givin his clothes 2 wash...

Ur a man, avnt u heard of d word hustle?
Or u think ur d only graduate lookin 4a job? We have millions that are way younger and brighter than u ar...wake up nigga, nd stop washing plates in ur sister's awz....

Nawa 4 som youths sha...lazy man!!!!!
FamilyRe: Could You Turn Your Child To The Police If You're Aware They Committed A Crime?? by Slickest(m): 10:30am On Jan 12, 2016
Yess I would
CelebritiesRe: Will You Rock This Donjazzy Inspired "If You Want The Car,come & Collect It" Tee by Slickest(m): 10:25am On Jan 07, 2016
IamOpemipo:
Too many words wt Lil significance
Leave trash for lawma is a punchline dt made more sense. Kindly discard it
I thought I was d only thinkin dat...dis is so lame lyk d aboki on a wheel chair...leav trash 4 lawma is more lyk it
HealthRe: Help!!! My Wife Is Snoring Heavily by Slickest(m): 3:16pm On Jan 06, 2016
moscobabs:
I'm sure u r under 15
Nd u?
PoliticsRe: "Khadijah Didn't Mention ISIS When I Dropped Her @ The Airport"-Nigerian Mum Vic by Slickest(m): 8:24am On Jan 06, 2016
Wetin we wan sing 2dis gbedu now...



Sha I gat nothin 2say

Nawa ooo

Ppl dey dis nairaland oo, they'll always beat u 2dat front page of a place
RomanceRe: *pls HELP* My Father-in-law Said 'Just The Tip, I Won't Enter". What D Meaning? by Slickest(m): 8:09am On Jan 06, 2016
Madam!!! What light again do u want? When the whole incident is dat clear to u,u still want more light, u wan blind yaslf...

Nd plis what's wit the publicity u ppl give any incident dat occures in home? Wot do u tend 2 derive from dis? Embarass d man, ehen....nd moreova, from ur profile name, it shows d kinda person u are, I don't blame d old man, he wants 2 TIP d PUSSYy Sandie herself



Ma friend, tell ur husband nd not us, its too early!!!



Stupiid post
Stupiid father-in-law
Stupiid tip
Stupiid op sef

#justspittinmamind
HealthRe: Help!!! My Wife Is Snoring Heavily by Slickest(m): 8:01am On Jan 06, 2016
Guy I don't av 2 read d content of ur topic, must u come here to embarass her. Ur aim is to disgrace her not help her, do u think she'll proud of u if she sees dis?

My friend gerrarahere nd take her to a doctor...


Stupiid husband
Stupiid snoring wife
Stupiid post
Stupiid home


#justspeakingmamind
RomanceRe: What Do I Do? She Insists We Must Have Sex In Our Relationship by Slickest(m): 7:34am On Jan 06, 2016
Bennysmart1:
lyk criously I dnt de act of evrybody tryin 2 mak it luk lyk she's a bad pesin!hw many pesins hia wil claim dat de dnt ve sex in dia relatnship,she's jst a sexually active pesin dats all,if it was d orda way rnd,de Wld ve bin castratin her dat she is jst chopin n dosnt wan 2 pay her dues.let sum1 b truthful 4 once
Ma dear, don't waste ur fonts on dis hypocrital demonic retardss, if u avnt noticed, most nigerians love to be seen d way dey wish dey were... Why do u think with all our religious beliefz we still av spiritual problemz...



#berealtoyourself
#justspittingmamind
RomanceRe: What Do I Do? She Insists We Must Have Sex In Our Relationship by Slickest(m): 7:22am On Jan 06, 2016
Oga I have a feeling ur story ain true, how come girls are always d ones painted bad here on NL...so u think dis strategy would attract a girl 4rm dis forum?

Funny, what kinda help do u want dat u avnt already thought of? U now com here 2 announce the saint u wish u were...



Ppl deceivin themslfz





Stupiid op
Stupiid imaginary gf
Stupiid story...


#justspittinmamind
PoliticsRe: Osama Bin Laden Is Still Alive – Edward Snowden (EX-CIA) by Slickest(m): 5:20pm On Jan 03, 2016
Hmmm I don't why I want to believe this man, but sha I felt osama went down too easy...



Stupiid american seals
Stupiid american media
Stupiid pakistani secret service
Stupiid man revealin Stupiid document
Stupiid book yet to be released



#justspittinmamind
Christianity EtcRe: Christ Embassy Breaks Guinness Book Of Record by Slickest(m): 5:13pm On Jan 03, 2016
Kilode, otipoju now, dat one go turn noise na!!!!







Stupiid record
Stupiid guiness
Stupiid idea



#spittinmamind
CrimeRe: Police Seargent Kills Bridegroom 72Hours To Wedding (pictured) by Slickest(m): 5:01pm On Jan 03, 2016
Sam's death ain normal, Eloka should be prosecuted, why sam out of the whole attendees?



Stupiid police man
Stupiid Eloka
Stu lipsrsealed Sam(why would u attend when urs is just few hours away...I smell shady deals)
Stupiid police force




#Speakingmamindlykolamide
CelebritiesRe: Analysis Of The Headies Next Rated Artist by Slickest(m): 2:20pm On Jan 03, 2016
Its a shame on both of them, exposing their dolt side to us so cheaply over what?... Olamide's action doesn't justify what ever point he was trying to prove, Donjazzy's response showed us that maturity is way beyond being bearded, having body mass and possessing a deep voice... Nd for d maggots in d labels (lil kesh, reekardo etc) they are supposed 2b d future of d industry but their approaches makes parents frown @ their kids doing music...

Silly reekardo started d fire, he screwed in the thoughts that the whole award process has been altered, immature speech from the young lad... Nd for lilkesh saying his pay in two weeks would cover the whole next rated price, then why is his boss fussing?

The whole drama just shows how local and immature our industry is, the genre of their music shows in their attitude.... #shame
















#respect
RomanceRe: FEMALE ORGASM: Real Or Myth? by Slickest(m): 2:01pm On Jan 03, 2016
If it ain real, d word won't exist...
CelebritiesRe: In Her Opinion, Does This Justify Don Jazzy Action? (snapshot) by Slickest(m): 1:56pm On Jan 03, 2016
What is your daughter really doesn't deserve it?
CareerRe: ... Was Sacked For Not Dancing To 'shake Body'... Now An Employer Of Labour by Slickest(m): 1:46pm On Jan 03, 2016
berepiki:
You know my story... Was employed in a big private school to work as a maths/Physics/further maths teacher after a successful interview... 70k salary... Was sacked after 3days for refusing to dance to a secular song...

Glory be to God... My story has changed... I now own by an adult school...will be paying my teachers 50k/month...all glory to God...You can apply if you stay around waterlines, Portharcourt... But you must be a born again/a qualified English teacher with a great passion for teaching

Be inspired..an employee/job seeker can be a company/business owner... Believe in God... Have faith...work in line with your faith... In Jesus Name you will succeed..stop looking for jobs... Create one...change the way you think... Think like a business owner

Thank you Jesus...for Jobs don't make me ... I make Jobs... I have the creator in me...

Cheers as you thank God with me
With ur advice u can't get an employee, if everybody decides to follow ur advise
CelebritiesRe: 5 Dirty Secrets Revealed By Olamide And Don Jazzy ’s Fight Over Headies Awards by Slickest(m): 1:43pm On Jan 03, 2016
hatux:
Jazzy get fanshuh
Yeah I think so....
















He gat som Ibo made fans
FamilyRe: Woman Stabs Teenager Over ‘husband-snatching’ Scandal In Ghana (photo) by Slickest(m): 2:29pm On Jan 02, 2016
Stupiid wife

Stupiid teenager

Stupiid husband

Stupiid knife

Stupiid incident
CelebritiesRe: This Photo Of Dija At The #headies Has Got Everyone Talking by Slickest(m): 8:58am On Jan 02, 2016
Demmocrats:
For the haters that keep on hating her she makes money each moment you type bullshit about her.
Kindly explain how she makes money each moment abeg, is she bill gates?
RomanceRe: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Slickest(m): 12:48am On Jan 02, 2016
lifeisabitch:
some want to put a ring on it, but I havn't said yes because it has to be Arabian gold ring.


Bottom line is, if it were so hard, I wouldn't even had people interested in my hand. If I Reallly want to marry, I will just marry one of the broke as niggas.
Keep flattering urslf...ur type usually settles for less when they're above 33....

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