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Romance / Re: Meet Nairalands Finest Boy And Future Billionaire(pic$) by Slickest(m): 10:45pm On Feb 10, 2019
TheOdd1sOut:

Mumu
But ur sha dumb

















Go nd pass ur jamb
Romance / Re: Meet Nairalands Finest Boy And Future Billionaire(pic$) by Slickest(m): 4:58pm On Feb 10, 2019
TheOdd1sOut:

Go and give this to your elders
U see... Dumb asssses lyk u dont disappoint...



















Dumbasssss
Romance / Re: Meet Nairalands Finest Boy And Future Billionaire(pic$) by Slickest(m): 4:50pm On Feb 10, 2019
Ur dumb grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Toolz Already Wants Another Child Few Months After Welcoming Her First Child by Slickest(m): 4:47pm On Feb 10, 2019
Naso na... E dey sweet when bread dey ground

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Politics / Re: ​Atiku Abubakar Launches World’s First Emoji Manifesto To Target Youth Voters by Slickest(m): 10:31pm On Feb 06, 2019
Blakjewelry:
if atiku fails to put the country in the right part, then we should just forget about Nigeria
Funny thing is u nd i know he cant and wont
Politics / Re: Kaduna Govt Battles Outbreak Of Strange Disease Killing Cows by Slickest(m): 2:37pm On Feb 05, 2019
They should not sha sell the meat to other parts of the country before we start talking of zombie outbreak

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Sports / Re: Jose Mourinho Accepts A 12-Month Prison Sentence For Tax Fraud by Slickest(m): 2:32pm On Feb 05, 2019
ogmask:
98% of posters above did not read the body of the news. No wonder buhari said naija yoots are ....
Am tellin u
Very lazy
TV/Movies / Re: The Crowd At The Bbnaija Auditions Is Proof Of Our Flawed Value System by Slickest(m): 1:29am On Feb 02, 2019
Engage any of those contestants in a coversation and you'll see that this country has no future. A program that requires the shameless part of you in exchange for fame, if you win goodluck to you, if you dont ur a shame to your family. This is not a matter of poverty or joblessness, this is pure laziness from a sect of a society that should be hyper active and productive. Many of them have been waiting for the show for a year... Smh

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TV/Movies / Re: The Crowd At The Bbnaija Auditions Is Proof Of Our Flawed Value System by Slickest(m): 1:21am On Feb 02, 2019
ChiefAzubuike:
Nigerians are big hypocrites , what exactly do you want? See this life na per head you no follow anybody come. If you think book na your way follow am and don't force others to do so too. If na showbiz, entertainments or sports do the same too.

People wey go for that audition you are not better than them abi na them send you make you go school make ASUU dey disturb you? No system is flawed in this context. No doubt the OP na afonja man. Na dem carry education for head like say na the only route to success be that. Despite all their education this education that they are still the least successful of the three major tribes in Nigeria.
E b lyk say u go...
Politics / Re: Nigera 99 Theme Song? by Slickest(m): 5:12am On Jan 26, 2019
No archive...what a nation

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Religion / Re: Prophet Wale Olagunju 2019 Prophecies About Nigeria, Saraki, Buhari, Agbaje by Slickest(m): 10:54pm On Jan 24, 2019
Nodogragra4me:
There are Prophets and there are Prophet but when a man of God consistently hit the bulls eye with his predictios he becomes known as, THE PROPHET. This is the story of Prophet Wale Olagunju, the Presiding Bishop of Divine Seed of God Chapel Ministries, Sasa, Ibadan.

Year in year out, this man of God has shunned out earth shaking prophecies concerning future events particularly, in the Nigerian political space and true to his word in many instances, the event have always turned out as predicted by him. For example, he predicted as far back as 2016 that Obasanjo was going to forgive the current presidential flag bearer of the people's Democratic Party and it came to pass even though Obasanjo had vowed never to work with the candidate, politically and had stated that God would not forgive him if he ever supported his political ambition. today , the rest as the say, is history

In the later days of 2018, he again reeled out some messages for the nation amongst which was that it would amount to a miracle of the century for Saraki to serve out his senate presidency. Below are his prophecies to the nation for the current year:




1) As revealed to me by the almighty God, many servants of God in Nigeria have failed God as they have deviated from the original purpose of their calling and have elevated money more than God. God said that the church in Nigeria is a center of corruption.

(2) As a result of this, God said He will soon visit the so called church in His judgment.

(3) God promised that a new lease of life is on the way for his people in Nigeria.

(4) God revealed that the ruling party and its major opposition will take the 2019 general election as a do or die affair.

(5) God said the incumbent government in Nigeria as well as the ruling party is as good as dead for allowing monumental corruption under its nose. God said He turned his face against this government for mass shedding of innocent blood, tribalism, nepotism and favoritism of highest degree. God said it will takeHis own intervention for the present government to survive total defeat by the Peoples Democratic Party.

(6) God said Buhari has become a disappointment in His sight and He has sought and found a man after His heart to replace him.

(7) As a result, God said the road to Aso Rock Villa for Atiku is now very clear as his name will continue to ring bell and that many will still root for him.

(cool But God said all lovers of Atiku must go into one day prayer and fasting to rebuke manipulation of election result

(9) God said, no amount of intimidation, blackmail or persecution will be sufficient to make the most perceived corrupt former Vice President lose the election to a man who claimed to be a saint.

(10) God revealed to me that no one is too sinful for Him to use to accomplish His purpose in the life of His people and that His why he chose the perceived sinful Atiku to replace Buhari and as well surprise many Nigerians. God further emphasised to me that he does not work in the reasoning of man but in the counsel of His word.

(11) God said that Buhari will know that He has rejected him when his bill board will be torn and pulled down by his own kinsmen who are the Northern people.

(12) God warns that the Peoples Democratic Party should exercise serious care not to allow pride into their head as this will lead then into a trap set for them by the A.P.C.

(13) God said He is only going to use Atiku to correct certain wrongs in the history of Nigeria. Though Atiku will try his best, God warns that Nigerians should not rely on him as he is not the Moses that will take Nigeria out of slavery to the Promised Land.

(14) God said it is a matter of time; Nigeria will certainly break up very soon at the appointed time.

(15) God said PDP Presidential candidate Atiku Abubakar will clearly win the Presidential election in 25 states.

(16) God said though, Atiku is not the Moses that will take Nigerians out of slavery, he is going to perform better than some past leaders but he needs to be careful so as not to fall into pitfalls which some past leaders fell into.

(17) God said the era when past military rulers will return to rule the country is over.

(18) Nigerians should pray now so that the 2019 election would not end up in chaos and thus become the worst election ever conducted in the history of the country.

(19) Should Buhari and his A.P.C attempt to rig the 2019 General Election, they will launch Nigeria back into crisis as witnessed during the Abacha Era.

(20) Nigerians should commence prayer now for President Buhari against sickness and sudden death.

(21) As we enter the Nigeria’s election year and before the election, Nigerians will continue to witness a migration of politicians from one party to another.

(22) As revealed to me by the almighty God, Tinubu should seek the face of God now so as not to lose Lagos state in the Presidential election to the Peoples Democratic Party as the party is destined to win the state.

(23) God revealed to me that it is only miracle of the century that will make Okorocha’s in-law to win the Governorship election in Imo state come 2019.

(24) If Aminu Tambuwal could seek the face of God very well, God revealed that he will rule the country in future.

(25) Nigerians should beging to pray for Athur Nzeribe now.

(26) Nigerians should commence fervent prayer for Atiku now to avert the fate of M.K.O. Abiola, sickness and sudden death.

(27) God warned that Tinubu’s surrogate candidate, Sanwo Olu will face his own problem at the end of the day.

(28) God said if the Governorship candidate of the PDP in the last Governorship election in Ekiti and the state of Osun could fervently seek his face, He will cause a redress of the monumental fraud perpetrated in those elections and return to them the peoples mandate stolen from them.

(29) Nigerians should commence prayer now for Obasanjo and Babangida this 2019.

(30) God warned that the PDP is not yet a settled party as there is still many corrupt elements at the National Executive Council level of the party who are only after their purse.

(31) In Oyo State come 2019, Seyi Makinde of the PDP has a better chance but, his stubbornness and rigidity are his undoing which will ruin his chances. The PDP in oyo state is in shamble state and in crisis for this reasons the P.D.P in Oyo State has given Adelabu and Akala more vote and a candidate to be reckon with, except Seyi Makinde mend his ways now and settle all the rift in the party. God said should not underrate Adelabu and Akala.

(32) The PDP Governorship in Kwara state is the candidate to beat, so the hope of the APC to win the state is just a dream that can only come to fulfillment by massive rigging.

(33) Nigerian Artiste should commence serious prayer now against evil occurrence.

(34) Concerning Lagos Sate gubernatorial election Jim Agbaje is a candidate to beat but as reveal to me by the Almighty God the election will be grossly manipulated in favour of Sanwo Olu APC candidate, should APC allow the election in Lagos State to be free and fair, Tinubu and his APC will be humiliated.

(35) Buhari is sick as reveal to me by God.

(36) Should Buhari and his APC attempt to rig the 2019 presidential election as reveal to me by the Living God, Nigeria will break up and there will be chaos in our nation in the process, the Nigeria Armies forces will come up so as to rescue the nation from total break up.

(37) As reveal by the Almighty God, Buhari will be the ex-military leader that will rule over united Nigeria, the era of any ex-military ruler ruling over united Nigeria is over for now.

(38) Even the pressure to remove Jonathan was not as much as this, there is hunger, suffering killing of innocent souls everywhere and not to talk of division, I repeat and stand on what God Almighty has spoken through me in my 2017 prophesy that Buhari would not be the president to be sworn in on May 29, 2019 God brought Buhari on board at the appointed time and he has remove him now because he has disappointed God and become a liability to the Nation.

(39) As reveal to me further the Almighty God the creator of the universe, it is just unfortunate that religion, tribal and political sentiment will never allow many Nigerians to think straight that the innocent blood of Ibos that was shed when Buhari came back from his sick holiday in London is a serious sin against God and man kind and their blood is hunting his government and crying for vengeance and to demonstrate how this sin of shedding this innocent blood is grieving God Buhari’s day as president of Federal republic of Nigeria were numbered.

(40) One of the mighty trees will fall soonest.

(41) Irrespective of any misgiven from any group of people or individual even from the government, as reveal to me again under free and fairelection Buhari would not win the 2019 presidential election.

(42) Just like I predicted in the year prophecy 2016 that only the last minute miracle of the century will make Saraki complete his tenure as Senate President now as reveal Saraki and his loyalist should pray very well against future assassination.



Source: https://www.citypeopleonline.com/shocking-things-to-expect-in-2019-wale-olagunju/




Please bring back these useless prophecies after the election
Politics / Re: INEC Blocks Ezekwesili's Withdrawal From Presidential Race by Slickest(m): 8:27pm On Jan 24, 2019
BeRightBack:
Ezekwesili is a sell out to Buhari she was simply working for Buhari to divide Atiku's vote but on seeing that it's not working as planned she wants to drop out, but the demonic APC won't let her because you can't dine with the devil and just walk away.

BTW whether she is there or not doesn't make a difference as she can only get 0.087% of total votes cast nation wide.

Oby and her cohort can't stop Nigeria from working again.

The analyst




























Dey deceive ya sef
Politics / Re: How President Buhari Was Welcomed In Anambra by Slickest(m): 8:21pm On Jan 24, 2019
ican2020:
Supporting a man who could not differentiate between left and right.

Many Nigerians needs deliverance from foolishness

Oga do u av ur pvc?
Politics / Re: Atiku, PDP Presidential Campaign In Kaduna (Photos) by Slickest(m): 8:18pm On Jan 24, 2019
Funny thing is the same people attend tgis rallies

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Science/Technology / Re: Boy Kills Huge Cobra In Kogi After Invading His House. Photos by Slickest(m): 8:17pm On Jan 24, 2019
ChiefAzubuike:
These are African spitting cobras and different from their Asian superior cousins, the king cobra.

The rate at which we kill them these days, their population will soon be threatened. Let's learn to live peacefully with these beautiful snakes. They don't bite to attack but only bite to defend. If you keep your cool, a human - Cobra cohabitation is very possible.
One thing i hate nigerians for is that they talk too much... Have u seen a cobra before?

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Crime / Re: Fake Police Commissioner Busted By Real Police Officers, Items Recovered. Photos by Slickest(m): 8:14pm On Jan 24, 2019
flejnr2:
The hunger Buhari has put us thru is showing everywhere please lets atikulate Nigerians
U dey hungry nd u get money to sub... U no wise
Celebrities / Re: MI Accuses J.Cole Of Stealing His Style In His New Song ‘Middle Child’ by Slickest(m): 8:05pm On Jan 24, 2019
Baddiezz:
I doubt jcole knows he exist
If jayzee knows then jcole does
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Who Club & Sleep Around End In Better Marriages Than Church Girls? by Slickest(m): 2:41pm On Jan 23, 2019
They are socially sound

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Politics / Re: 6 Reasons Why I Think it was wise for Atiku to Avoid a Debate without Buhari by Slickest(m): 5:16pm On Jan 21, 2019
2innocent:
1, Fela Durotoye, Moghalu and Oby had at one time worked for APC, and are not running to win but to divide votes. The main contender is Buhari. Why would Atiku debate with spoilers who may be secretly working for the ruling party while the main contender didn't appear.
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2, Atiku already showed his willingness to Debate by coming to the venue, and he knows who he is challenging. Definitely not fela nor Oby nor moghalu.
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3. Why should atiku contend in a debate for a crown with people who do not have the crown?
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.it is like a pretty girl engaging in a fight with an ugly girl, the pretty lady has everything to loose. If she should fight, she should fight with a fellow pretty lady. With due respect to other contestants, the only persons with a chance of victory is Atiku n buhari because of their person and party with national presence.
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.if Atiku had debated, buhari will just chill in asoro rock, watching them on TV n hoping the candidates tear them selves apart.
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4. Even if Atiku performed well in the debate, with whom will his debate be compared with? Oby, fela or moghalu? Buhari is the standard by which other aspirants debate would be compared with to know if they are better alternative. Other aspirants were supposed to protest Buhari's absence by following Atiku 's steps.
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5. Some people argue that by not debating atiku lossed the chance to tell Nigerians what he wants to offer, that is a big lie, the debate is not an opportunity to tell Nigerians what you have to offer, campaigns, rallies, town hall meetings and social media already created a platform to tell Nigerians what you want to offer. Before the debate, we already know what Atiku is offering Nigerians, some of his selling points include boosting our economy, restructuring etc. These he had been saying in townhall meetings, campaigns, social media etc. The debate therefore is supposed to be a ground for intellectual battle with other aspirants. And the defending champion didn't show up, what do you think was the best decision at that point? Be the judge, but judge smartly n not just by emotion.
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6, in our recent past, politicians who didn't participate in presidential debate always ended up winning the election. From Yar Adua, to Jonathan and even Buhari. If Atiku had participated in the debate, he would had sealed his fate to loose to buhari, that is if we should go by the history of our presidential debates.
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In summary Atiku had more to loose than to gain for participating in a debate without Buhari.
What are u saying? What is the essence of the debate?
Politics / Re: Atiku’s Challenge To Buhari. Will Buhari Come Or Run? (video) by Slickest(m): 5:00pm On Jan 21, 2019
kennygee:
I was an Atiku supporter but after this debate saga, I just weak.

He had a chance to prove what he has to offer Nigerians but he allowed pride get the best of him.

At this point, APC o, PDP o, none of them deserves the vote of any sane Nigerian. But I guess most people in this country are insane so they won't send.
U are thinking right
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar In Kogi For Presidential Campaign Rally (Photos) by Slickest(m): 3:44pm On Jan 07, 2019
I just found out atiku's crowd is online...only few nigerians are still stupid nd most of dem are online
Politics / Re: President Buhari Reading Vanguard Newspaper. Is This His Response To Amaechi? by Slickest(m): 3:35pm On Jan 07, 2019
Giftedhand92:
President Muhammadu Buhari's media team have released a photo of him "reading" a newspaper.

The minister of transportation under Buhari, Rotimi Amaechi purportedly said in an audio leak at the weekend that Buhari doesn't read nor listen to anybody.

"The president does not listen to anybody. He doesn’t care. You can write what you want to write. Does he read?," Amaechi purportedly said in the tape.

"I was flying with him in the aircraft and we saw a news report where a goat seller was complaining that he couldn’t sell his goats during Sallah because of Buhari’s administration. And the president said what my business with goat sellers is?”

Since the tapes were leaked to public domain, the minister has neither denied nor admit he indeed made those statements.

See more:
https://zenithnaija.com/president-buharis-response-to-amaechis-claim/

I doubt
Romance / Re: Man Narrates How His Girlfriend Fell For A Benz Owner And Slept With Him by Slickest(m): 3:08pm On Dec 29, 2018
All naija girls are the same, they ard in it for the money. Its disappointing, after dem go com here dey form holy holy

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Politics / Re: Buhari Teacher, Saida Kaita Dies by Slickest(m): 8:14pm On Dec 27, 2018
SarkinYarki:
just imagine if this teacher had trained Buhari well how well Nigeria will be
Is it intentional or its just d normal u?
Nairaland / General / Re: Two Ladies Die After Partying by Slickest(m): 9:16pm On Dec 23, 2018
Justchill01:
embarassed
Good for dem
Dey can never stay one place
Always want to catch fun
RIP is all i can say cry
That is insensitive of u
Politics / Re: NASS Workers Strike Threatens 2019 Budget Presentation by Slickest(m): 3:57pm On Dec 15, 2018
We'll all be dead by then

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Family / Re: Alhaji Yakubu Nasfi Wedding To Underage Girl In Niger State. Photos & Reactions by Slickest(m): 5:39pm On Dec 11, 2018
Bgetto:
At least Is better than 70 year old rape 12 years old girl in civilize southern part of Nigeria
Atleast one realistic human being.. Bless u
Family / Re: Alhaji Yakubu Nasfi Wedding To Underage Girl In Niger State. Photos & Reactions by Slickest(m): 5:36pm On Dec 11, 2018
D1zion:
In Christian Dom a clergy will never join a wedding like this.but look at this, since its been preached in their Qur'an about early marriage the liman will do even if its two years old baby's wedding with a hundred years old man.rubbish people. In this jet age.
Its ur typ dat rape 2 year olds... Why dont you people just talk like educated people for once? A man does sonething crazy and blame it on his religion and ethnicity... Av senz... Old fool is a pedo sefini
Family / Re: Alhaji Yakubu Nasfi Wedding To Underage Girl In Niger State. Photos & Reactions by Slickest(m): 5:33pm On Dec 11, 2018
Its not just north abeg, a pedophile is a pedophile, sebi this one did not rape her... If the north is sick, what do you call the south south, the east, the southwest that rape infants?... Stop the ethnic segregation and be realistic... A pedophile is a pedophile simple...

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Crime / Re: Yahoo Plus And Ritual Money Doesn't Exist, Stop The Unnecessary Killings by Slickest(m): 7:16pm On Dec 04, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
Stop the unnecessary killings and more recently, stealing of panties and bras. Some even go to the myopic extent of eating faeces. Nigerian youths, if you chop sh*t you go just give yourself cholera or E-coli and die for nothing.

It is now saddening that every helpless mentally unstable pretty girl seen on the streets is now believed to have been used for "ritual" just like this innocent girl whose story circulated days ago on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/4873067/student-runs-mad-after-stepping

Instantly, her ordeal was attributed to being used for yahoo plus when infact it was mental disorder she had been battling for so many years. Another way an uneducated Nigerian claimed to be a rain maker months back when it was just a simple scientific schoolboy labwork involving potassium iodide.

Africa please open your eyes , our mentality is the reason we are still light years behind the western world. If you can believe you can make money from doing juju with underwears or eating faeces then never you be angry with the whites if they call you black monkey because that's what you truly are. Even bonobos won't go that low.

There is nothing like juju, there is nothing like voodoo, there is nothing like yahoo plus. Those babas performing these nonsense , you see them living in squalor and abject poverty yet they claim they can help another person make money. If it truly exist, I'd expect them to be living in mansions and luxury and the source behind it would be a secret that could only be passed down through the family lane but no , you see them living in dilapidated huts yet they claim to conjure money from the "spiritual realm".

If you want to test the full strength of your juju go to sambisa or pakistan and let shekau or the taliban test their kalashnikovs on your chest. If you need faeces, there are thousands of soakaways around whose owners will gladly see you help them reduce the brown and black, solid and watery contents.

The babas who do these things for you are only interested in your money and your free live goat or white chicken which will eventually end up in their pot of soup. Person wey go make am go make am and the reason behind it is not the concoction one baba made for you to drink. If. It coincindentally worked , it was only as a result of the natural capacity and potential you already had. Be educated.

That is your analysis my dear, your conclusion... As much as i hate the primitive belief of juju nd all dat, see shiiit is real, av seen uneduated boys go wealthy in a month, av seen whites hypnotized to the level of them selling their properties... If God is real the shiiit is

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Crime / Re: Elozino Joshuana Ogege: Photos Of Yahoo Boys Who Kidnapped, Killed DELSU Student by Slickest(m): 11:05pm On Nov 29, 2018
Girls are not posting, majority of dem are guilty. I pray u all wise up, wake up call to everyone, at first it was scam, people got wise now they're killing females, soon they will start kidnapping people in their homes for rituals. Girls ur better off broke than mutilated and dead
Politics / Re: Soldier Ibrahim Sakaba & His Brother Killed By Boko Haram In Borno (Graphic) by Slickest(m): 9:54am On Nov 24, 2018
Josh44s:


You are one demented F00l ah swear.
slowpoke

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