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Music/RadioRe: The Truth: D’banj Explains How He Was Kicked Out Of Mo’hits Records By Don Jazzy by Slickest(m): 12:03pm On Jan 26, 2015
Dbanj, no matter what, we wey stil dey feel u go everly wil...ppl wil talk, let dem talk, naxo lyf b....nd 4d mavin crew, nothin special bourit anymr....#sincewandeisgone...
CelebritiesRe: Big Congrats! Brymo Proudly Shows Off His Pregnant Babymama by Slickest(m): 11:17am On Jan 25, 2015
All of u guys claiming to be saints sef nawa oo...most of you must have lost count of people u had sex with.....yall wil com here judging other Ppl
CelebritiesRe: Big Congrats! Brymo Proudly Shows Off His Pregnant Babymama by Slickest(m): 11:13am On Jan 25, 2015
bonezy:
Naija celeb jobless since fella died


If they will channel this energy into thEir music career they 4 don they win grammy, after delivery dey go break up an othEr media stunt with #yash
Nd if u channel ur bad mouthing 4ur own career may b ur lyf 4 beta pass as e dey....
LiteratureRe: Where Are These Writers? by Slickest(m): 9:03am On Jan 25, 2015
toykathy:
For sometime now, have been thinking on how to get across to some writers but I believe this is the best avenue to do that. The following writers have not been seen on literature section for sometime. I hope all is well with you guys where ever u re.....
Omoshelwa
Mescopaul
Slickest
Bukkydan
Underage
Queenxter
Dorisbest
Glowingscenes
Omolola1
Trixandra
360prince
some still visit the forum bt didnt come to literature section anymore. Pls respond if u get dis, I'm just tryn to knw whatz up with u.
I have been around brother but too busy 2 even think...making plans 2 put "ghostful" on tv...its been taking al ma tym buh soonest I shal "re'turn"
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PoliticsRe: Jimi Agbaje And Ambode At The Lagos State Governorship Debate (Photo) by Slickest(m): 9:52pm On Jan 23, 2015
"see dis fat man in blue suit oo...u just wan com pour sand 4ma garri....like say mk I shoot am..."
PoliticsRe: Katsina Stoning: Niger Delta “ll Retaliate, Says Dokubo Asari by Slickest(m): 8:56pm On Jan 21, 2015
Asari making mouth since 0000BC...buh the notherners were wrong 2 av stoned d president, its an act of stupidity...no matter what happens, he is still our leader, in as much as I donot lyk his administration, its not enough 2 disrespect him in person...nd GEJ should pliz shut d fat pig up...I'm just dey cover evry whr wit saliva
PoliticsRe: Great Quotes By President Goodluck Jonathan. by Slickest(m): 1:34pm On Jan 20, 2015
Lol...na dat 1 we wan chop?
Sha, if he was the one that thought of it nigeria would not b whr it is...so long he reads from a paper then a geek wrote it 4 him 2 read, all he did was 2 read it out...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Former Peter Odili's Aide Dies In Fire Inside His Room (Very Graphic Photo) by Slickest(m): 12:18pm On Jan 18, 2015
MillionDollars:
why are you like thishuh
He's very right, aw can a whole room get burnt without any attempt 2 save his life...its FIRE, there must be smoke and that is enough to attract attention...wit d picture am seeing, d fire was intense nd it roasted him slowly...how painful
RomanceRe: o by Slickest(m): 12:45pm On Jan 17, 2015
Madam, u playing holy mary, u guys obviously av smthn goin but fail 2 xpress, u hiding under brother zoning nd he not matured enough 2 let u kno aw he feels... U obviously want him back while he has walked away since u can't giv I'm wat he wants..so no vex, luk 4 anoda broda...b gud!!!
RomanceRe: Is Anything Wrong With A Female Loving Football by Slickest(m): 12:34pm On Jan 17, 2015
chenor:
Okay, to be frank, I love watching football. I am a gunner for life. Anytime a female friend says "hey, let us go and have fun and there is a match coming up and I tell her no. I want to watch the match. She then thinks I am insane. She says football is a thing for the guys and not for us. I really love the game especially when watching it with a friend in support of the rivals and you guys get to mock each other team. So fellow n'landers. is there anything wrong with a female watching football?. help out cuz some of my friends think I am not okay
Of course not, its one of d coolest things I find attractive in a lady...u ain weird, ur just different nd am trippin already...me is a man u fan nd I'v always showed u am ur father in epl...nothin do u gf...
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Is Wanted By Nigerian Police by Slickest(m): 1:08am On Jan 17, 2015
Marketer dey produce film,only 4 naija
Stars go collect money without workin,only 4 naija

End d film na...nd do part 2 later..
PoliticsRe: Coca-cola Company Mocking APC And PDP ( Picture) by Slickest(m): 5:17pm On Jan 16, 2015
RedArrow:
To me, This is not a mockery

Coca-cola is trying to identify with the two parties.

You see Mockery...I see Peace, togetherness, closeness, intimacy, friendship, inseparability.

Share happiness no matter your party or candidate.

I rep. Change I rep. Buhari/Osinbajo...no beef
I admire ur positivity, seeing something good out of everything...some only see mockery...as u dey good tin 4 evrytin na so good tin go dey follow u every whr u go so u go dey see am
PoliticsRe: INEC Spread Sheet Showing Presidential Candidates And Qualifications [photo] by Slickest(m): 11:32pm On Jan 14, 2015
Pssshhw...nd how has the intellect of a phd nd msc holder helped us and the economy...al dat na propaganda, he's got the experience nd u can't take dat away 4rm.
CrimeRe: A Lady Beheaded And Dropped In A Lagoon.(viewers Discretion ) by Slickest(m): 11:25am On Jan 14, 2015
ultimatetboy:
GEJ!!!
Pardon me buh men ur ignorant...all politicians are EVIL
CrimeRe: A Lady Beheaded And Dropped In A Lagoon.(viewers Discretion ) by Slickest(m): 11:21am On Jan 14, 2015
Nd we want peace with all the innocent ppls blood spillin evrywhr...d backwardness in our ways still baffles me, brilliant politics can't b done, dis party beheads 8, that party beheads 9, all for a stay in power...nawa, with al d churches nd mosques around, al d evil pastors nd imams around don't see visions of politicians spillin innocent blood around to xpose dem, only 2b seein who wins d nxt election
CelebritiesRe: Warri Mogul Baba T Rocked A N4.9m Suit For His Wedding (photo) by Slickest(m): 9:23am On Jan 11, 2015
What difference does it make 4rm a tailorloran, 4.9m..can't he give 3.9m 2d needy nd buy 1m suit...scrap...in a nation whr sm ppl no see fud chop..

Qualities of d suit:
-its bullet proof
-e no fit tear
-no be thread dem tk sew am
-if u wear am al ur sins shall b 4given
-infact u go go heaven
-e get money making machine insyd d pocket
-e fit do evrytin wey TUXEDO(jakie chan film) fit do

Come 2 think of it oo...chibok girls still dey miss?
RomanceRe: . by Slickest(m): 12:51am On Jan 11, 2015
Dude...y e dey pain u, life's a jungle whr only d smart survyvs nd d dullard's head is served 4 breakfast...u travel abroad say mk she dey loyal..na olonsho full town nw, no tym 4 luv, naija girls no send u....face ur career nd b a success, impregnate 1 girl nd collect ur kid, no girl is worth it
RomanceRe: . by Slickest(m): 12:50am On Jan 11, 2015
Dude...y e dey pain u, life's a jungle whr only d survyvs nd d dull's head is served 4 breakfast...u travel abroad say mk she dey loyal..na olonsho full town nw, no tym 4 luv, naija girls no send u....face ur career nd b a success, impregnate 1 girl nd collect ur kid, no girl is worth it
RomanceRe: Question For The Ladies...[photo] by Slickest(m): 8:07am On Jan 10, 2015
Janeify:
Let me ask you a question too. What's so special in sitting in the front?
Nija girls sha!!! Just ansa d question
PoliticsRe: Buhari Can't Remember His Phone Number - Jonathan by Slickest(m): 7:53am On Jan 10, 2015
And I respected jonathan b4 ooo, so he also speaks ill...didn't he(jona) lie 2us he had no shoes?, has he fulfilled any of his promises since he bacame president?, he claimed Buhari threw ppl in jail 4 301yrs, over 3001 ppl av died during his administration, fuel was sold @ 65naira per litre but now 97naira...no power, no security, drastic fall of d naira value nd he's claimin he's handling D economy well, comparing himslf wit sm1 who ruled 4 just 2yrs...

Even if na aki n pawpaw wan enter as president nd vice I'll vote dem, is lyk jona doesn't know what change means..anything other than JONA 4 2015...
PropertiesRe: FG Built 43,125 Houses In Four Years – Minister by Slickest(m): 7:34am On Jan 10, 2015
4 who abeg?
CrimeRe: ‘UNILAG Graduate’ Rapes 9-Year-Old, Flees (Pictured) by Slickest(m): 7:32am On Jan 10, 2015
She knew he was a yahoo boy nd she saw nothin wrong wit dat...checked out d losers fb page, d nigga is balling 4gting he ruined a little girl's dignity...
PoliticsRe: Primate Olabayo’s shocking predictions About 2015 General Election by Slickest(m): 7:23pm On Dec 27, 2014
Na only politics I'm dey see...
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan To Buy New Executive Jet by Slickest(m): 8:25am On Dec 24, 2014
I din want 2 comment but God, Jona is a plague sworn 2 drain nigerians...nd in no tym sm clueless dolt wil inscribe "gej til 2019" while they nd their families languish in abject poverty....

Nd he wants 2 rule 4 another 4yrs...God bring back Abacha nd take dis bitxtch called jona
PoliticsRe: Graphic Photos From Scene Of Bomb Blast In Gombe Today by Slickest(m): 6:19pm On Dec 22, 2014
If truly our so called jonathan cares, he'll resign to save d future of dis country..me 8 politics buh dis senseless killings is uncalled for...d president knows what he must do but all he cares about is the treasury nd anoda 4yrs...what happened to sacrifice?
LiteratureRe: The Re'turn by Slickest(op): 10:47am On Dec 19, 2014
@ sexy, just follow me....@ jamez, omo no dullam ooo...
LiteratureRe: The Re'turn by Slickest(op): 12:24am On Dec 19, 2014
The cheat and the unknown

"You never know when the ripper will come..and after the once in a lifetime visit, will it accord pity or otherwise when he's gone... Like they say, act like you'll die...NOW!!!"

Nnenna approached the kitchen terrified with a mopping stick in her hand as her only weapon of defence, the stranger stopped at the kitchen entrance and slowly opened the door, Nnenna lifted her mopping stick high up so she could hit hard.

The stranger opened the door and stepped in but Nnenna welcomed him with a hard hit on his head with her thin mopping stick, "hey...!!!" Segun screamed holding his head, "kai...you wan wound me....". He said removing his rubber rain coat, "I just wanted to scare you now.." He said, " and I scared you..." Nnenna replied...." You know I was born ready now.." She said walking slowly towards Segun and loosening the belt to her night gown, "and talking about being ready...am so ready for you tonight". She whispered as she kissed Segun's lips, Segun succumbed raising her night gown up without no pant to pull, they both kissed roughly navigating to the sitting room... and as always Nnenna forgot to lock the kitchen door....there was a bright lighting which illuminated Hefty standing at the kitchen entrance and a rumbling thunder followed.

Nnenna couldn't wait to get rough handled by her short but strong sex partner, quickly she threw her night gown on the tv and opened her legs for Segun who was busy taking off his boxer short. In no time the leather began to rumble, Nnenna couldn't keep quiet same as the growling sound of the thunder.

The lightening lit the sitting room every second but the sex fantasy had taken the illegal couple to place of their dreams, they did not notice hefty standing behind them watching their hideous act...suddenly Nnenna screamed at the sight of the 6 feet tall giant. Hefty wasted no time in hitting Segun hard on his head which made him pass out immediately, Nnenna quickly jumped up so she could escape but she couldn't go far with the help of hefty's strong hand, he held her neck tightly while he pulled out his daga from his back sack....

Nnenna's scream was swallowed by the grumbling thunder which made it obvious no help was coming, hefty hit her head hard on the ground and decided to take her life without his daga, he raised his right foot and stomped Nnenna on the face with his iron sole boot, he stomped her face again and again, it became continuous and stronger as he breathed heavily mashing her face till all the bones that made her face were crushed, her brains washed out like a cup of melted iron from her broken skull.....hefty went into Nnenna's bedroom and all that played next was little Chinelo's scream.

Senator Nwachukwu's phone rang continuously on the bedside stool, he groped right and left with his face still on the pillow, he was so tired as a result of his hectic journey from Abuja to Porthacort and back to Akure for his colleague's family burial while his friend was declared missing....but good friends stay till the end so is Nwachukwu's belief.

He reluctantly picked the call without knowing who was on the line, but the caller was mute after he muttered hello repeatedly, Nwachukwu dropped the call venturing in to phase two of his sleep but it was immediately cut short by a knock on the door....he gaze at the clock and saw it was 2:00am in the morning, "who is that" he courageously asked but there was no answer.

His heart began to beat after remembering the incident that brought him to Akure and the fact that the killer is still on the loose, he reached for his phone immediately to summon his security guards but the knock got harder...the lights in the room went off leaving him Nwachukwu in darkness ......

The lights came on again, this calmed Nwachukwu "may be phcn carry light" he thought, locked at the door again while he dialled a number on his phone, he got close to the door and asked who it was again and a solemn reply responded, "its me sir"....it was Chidi, senator Nwachukwu's senior security operative, the senator opened the door and Chidi walked in, " sorry for the disturbance sir but it can't wait till dawn...sir the police said they found the missing chief and his daughter, they were burnt but not beyond recognition, I learnt they were found in a wooden house built in a bush just on the outskirt of the state by hunters who noticed a car parked on the main road with its doors opened...I felt it was political so am here to do my job sir, to stay with you till we leave since the perpetrator hasn't been caught....".

The senator was stunned at the sad news his security aid broke to him, he took some steps back and sat bu the edge of his bed, he looked at his phone to know who called him while he was asleep, "ahhh its Nnenna...hope there's no problem, why is she calling by this time..." He said to him said with a worn bothered look, he placed his phone on his ear and stared at Chidi as he put a call through to Nnenna.... The call was picked immediately but only silence was what Nwachukwu could hear, there was no response at all, all he noticed was someone breathing heavily....

The stressed tone from the phone indicated an ended call which got Nwachukwu a little worried, "its my second wife, she's not saying a word..I think something is wrong..." He lamented staring at Chidi, "I'll leave first thing tomorrow morning...I can't wait for the burial.." The senator concluded, "anything you say sir..." Chidi replied.

The Senator's convoy parked infront of his wife's house after the horn had gotten tired of honking, he told his guards to fetch his wife for him to express his anger...Chidi beckoned one his subordinates to accompany him.

Chidi felt uneasy as he could sense something wrong, he knocked the front door but there was no response so he decided to go through the back door. Chidi and his aid walked to the kitchen door and saw it wide opened, he pulled out his pistol as he called out "madam!!!", but still silence was all he got, he took every step like it was hurting the ground with his eyes wide opened and his index finger at alert on the trigger...

The buzz of flies welcomed the security agents to the sitting room which made Chidi cork his gun and cover his nose, the odour was so intense that Chidi's company had to go back outside to throw up...Chidi stood at the back of the sofa staring at the tv that hung Nnenna's night gown, he looked left and saw a man...

Chidi saw a naked man sitting on the bare ground with his back leaned on the wall, he made an attempt to get close to him but quickly got a glimpse of a naked woman laying on the floor who looked very much like madam....
Her squashed face had flies perching all over it which doesn't serve as a means of recognition at all, Chidi got closer to Segun's body which wasn't looking injured or attacked , Chidi tapped his hairy thigh with his black shinning shoe but Segun's only response was his body falling forward and his brains falling from the back of his head, Chidi stepped back and stared at the gory sight before him...Chidi's aid rushed in quickly after almost vomiting his intestine out as a result of the odour, at the sight of the dead bodies, he ran outside again with his hand covering his mouth...

Breaking the news to Nwachukwu wasn't really the problem but how to call the police which will definitely attract the media, how to get rid of the naked man in the siting room, how to convince people his wife wasn't cheating was another problem
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CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Turns Secondary Virgin, Says She's Going Celibate by Slickest(m): 8:45am On Dec 16, 2014
She'z sick in d head...wait for 4 what is deeper than secrets?
LiteratureRe: Ghost-full by Slickest(op): 7:45am On Dec 15, 2014
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CrimeRe: Abuja Maid Strangles 3 Year Old Girl To Death by Slickest(m): 9:07pm On Dec 11, 2014
Lesson 2 all d parents who jeopardize their children's lives 4 their jobs...u work hard so u can provide 4 dem not knowin u left ur kids wit d ripper......wot apnd 2d term "sacrifice", u can't sacrifice your life 4ur kid nd u xpct smbody else 2...funny
LiteratureRe: The Re'turn by Slickest(op): 7:34pm On Dec 11, 2014
Knock knock!!!

...The six feet tall killer approached Chief Sanjo slowly with the daga in his hand, his daughter's blood trickled down the daga like it was the one with the cut, he reached for his pocket like he wanted to strike a pose for a photo shoot but instead he came out with a picture. The hefty man stared at the picture then displayed it in front of chief Sanjo, he held the picture for seconds close to Sanjo's eyes for comprehension.

There was a sudden change of expression on Chief Sanjo's face, from fear and anxiety to disbelief then anger, he moved in discomfort but he was well under control with the ropes tied around him.

The hefty man slowly returned the picture into his pocket and calmly raised his blood thirsty daga, he slashed Sanjo's tummy and removed the sock covering his mouth, he stuffed his hand in to Sanjo's wide open tummy and pulled out his intestine, Sanjo's breath began to fail as he couldn't bear the pain of seeing his own intestine pulled out while he's still alive..."...you don't have a heart..." Sanjo said in pain with the series of last breath left in him..."You shot it..." Hefty replied as he walked away, out of the wooden house built in the middle of a jungle...he struck a match and threw it at the door step and in seconds, the house was on fire...hefty walked into the dusky night with his daga in the sack...

Its dawn and Chief Sanjo's house is filled with gallivanting police men, scrutinising and analysing the crime scene, the guards who were supposed to be on duty had been arrested but excuses was all they could give for leaving their duty post. Only one was left to narrate the story, Asake, she was found in the visitors' room hanging from a ceiling fan up side down with her mouth tied... Trauma made her quiet as she is consciously unconscious, just staring at the officer who is trying to get her to talk, "..this is serious ooo..." An officer said staring at Chief Sanjo's wife under the stare case, her neck was already swollen like it would burst any second, the police had nothing to start with but they had to create an impression.

" ...but how come you can't find him..and his last daughter..?" A senior officer asked the inspector in front of him, "...they were not in the house sir, all we found were dead bodies...the assailant must be real good, he left no trail of any sort...and the guards were just stupid enough to fall for his trick, one of them said he had been conversing with a friend on facebook and that night all the guards were given a prostitute free at the motel, all expenses paid...quickly I went on line but the account had been deleted, no name, no identity, nothing. I also went to the motel to ask for the person who paid all the expenses but they said he's just a customer who never comes in the day except at night, they said he's about six feet and always has a hoddie on, so it was hard to see his face talkless recognising him..I have a feeling the killer must have been around for a while...he played smart..." The inspector narrated to his superior...

It made the papers and the news that the one time house of representative speaker's family was gruesomly murdered while he is missing, the maid was of no use as she appeared to have lost her memory. The public claimed it had some political intonation while some stroke a pose of not being concerned.



Chinelo is ten years old, daughter of a political party chairman, her mother is her father's second wife but happiness still rains in their home. Its a friday night and the down pour is so intense that Chinelo had to go into her mother's bedroom to sleep, "mummy am scared..." She whispered to her 35 year old mother, "don't worry...its just the rain..". Her mother replied as she tries to make use of the cool weather with her huge vibrator under her blanket, she couldn't wait for her little angel to go to sleep so she could put her vibrator to work since her husband has been away for days, "..mummy there is a man standing outside my window" little chinelo said shivering but mummy knows that little children's fears comes to life when they are scared.

Nnenna got in to marriage for money which was so obvious and it was the talk of the town but she never bothered, she always says "...love dey die when poverty enter...", she got married at age 25 after her youth service to senator Nwachukwu who already had grown up children who were older than she was. Nnenna not only play with her intimacy gadgets, she also invitd younger guys home taking the advantage of her busy husband, "so long my account no dry...I love am if him dey house..." She says to her concubines.

She stays in her bought apartment which is the handy work of the senator, she fought to stay alone with her daughter without an aid, not even a gate man, needless to say the reason for such decision.

Her phone rang as the thunder clapped with the lightening following afterwards, it was her busy husband, she murmured as she swiped the screen with her thumb, quickly she wore a smile on her face "hey baby, where are you now...nawa ooo..." Her fake smile became real when her husband told her he won't be around for some days as he is in Akure for a colleague's burial who passed away two weeks ago, all she could think of was Segun her sex partner.

The rain got heavier which in turn knocked out the power and her mmobile network, she couldn't go outside to get the power generator on so she decided to get her rechargable lamp from the sitting room, she used the light illuminating from her screen as her source of light, suddenly she heard and saw the handle of her door shake forcefully shaking, quickly she threw her phone in her pocket so as not to alert the stranger she was awake. The door knob stopped shaking but the lighting from the intense rain could help her see a man's reflection walking close to the window, he was wearing a raincoat which made tiny knocks from the drops of the rain, the stranger walked slowly around the house and it looked like he was headed for the kitchen in which Nnenna usually forgets to lock.....
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Awesome Pen(bic) Drawings Of Oscar Chuks by Slickest(m): 6:13pm On Dec 11, 2014
Op no dey lie...u draw sotey u draw reflection 4 banky w's glasses...ahn ahn....hold one of ur art work nd tel sm1 2 snap u...photoshop nigga nawa ooo

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