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Romance / Re: . by slim75d(m): 11:05pm On Aug 23, 2016
if everyone travels out to marry foreign women then who 'll marry our made in 9ja gals now dat we are trying to grow d naira

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Celebrities / Re: US Based Nigerian Lady Jswagz Flaunt$ Her Massive B00ty On Instagram (photos by slim75d(m): 2:22pm On Aug 20, 2016
no matter hw good this might look,somebdy out there is tired of hitting nd cruzin it

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Celebrities / Re: US Based Nigerian Lady Jswagz Flaunt$ Her Massive B00ty On Instagram (photos by slim75d(m): 2:21pm On Aug 20, 2016
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Romance / Re: Meet The Twins Who Share Everything Including A Boyfriend!!! by slim75d(m): 1:52pm On Aug 20, 2016
two @a time this is what ve been lookin for ,sex 'll be fun.
Romance / Re: What Should I Do? My Boyfriend Seems To Be Cheating On Me by slim75d(m): 1:48pm On Aug 20, 2016
cheat him back

Romance / Re: The Cape Town Fun (18+) by slim75d(m): 1:45pm On Aug 20, 2016
excess tramadol op

Romance / Re: Psychologists Reveal That Single People Live A More Fulfilled Life Than Others by slim75d(m): 3:40pm On Aug 19, 2016
u re justifyin ur lonelines
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fvcked A Nairalander? Share Your Experience by slim75d(m): 3:38pm On Aug 19, 2016
MissHatey:
Mumu ni e undecided
So, nairalanders are diff from normal people abi

Receive sense jare undecided
No mind the poster jare, it's a normal thing,that being said, pls if u ve been benevolent to any Nairalander concernin d matter ground pls let us knw for confirmatn purpose
Celebrities / Re: Photo: This Was A Big Boy's Room In 1997. How Time Flies by slim75d(m): 7:30pm On Aug 18, 2016
i can see his micro juniors video game playin mario ...kool

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Crime / Man Arrested For Naming Dog BUHARI by slim75d(m): 6:14pm On Aug 17, 2016
Joe Fortemose Chinakwe, a trader in Ogun state
has been arrested for naming his dog Buhari
According to the report, Chinakwe told his friend
to kill the dog and eat the meat as his accuser and
his kinsmen reportedly threatened to kill the
trader if he was released on bail
A dog was named Buhari
Joe Fortemose Chinakwe, a trader in Ogun state has
been arrested for naming his dog Buhari.
Chinakwe was arrested after one of his neighbours of
Northern extraction complained bitterly that he
named his dog after his father, Alhaji Buhari.
According to Vanguard, Chinakwe told his friend to
kill the dog and eat the meat as his accuser and his
kinsmen reportedly threatened to kill the trader if he
was released on bail.
A relation to the suspect, identified as Chiedozie, said
Chinakwe was being persecuted for no just cause and
expressed fears that he may either be poisoned inside
police cell or thrown into jail.
Chinakwe is a lover of dogs and he names them after things that tickle him. He bought this dog a year ago and named it Buhari. Unfortunately, some Northerners, who dominate the vicinity where he resides misconstrued his intention and connived to take him up. The complainant then claimed it was derogatory because his father answers Buhari.” But a police source said “he not only named the dog Buhari but boldly wrote it on the body of both sides
of the dog and was seen parading the neighbourhood
dominated by Northerners with it.”
Confirming the arrest of the trader, the acting Police
spokesman in Ogun state, Abimbola Oyeyemi said he
was still trying to get the Divisional Police Officer in-
charge of Sango for details.
“I have made enquiries. The man bought a dog and
inscribed Buhari on both sides of its body. One
Mallam lodged a complaint and when our men got
there, we found out that it was true. You know such
thing can cause serious breach of the peace and
ethnic or religious unrest. We are charging him to
court for conduct likely to cause a breach of peace.”

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Romance / Re: 5 Reactions You Get When You Toast A Nigerian Guy by slim75d(m): 4:10pm On Aug 16, 2016
Op toast me lets see how it goes. u'll really enjoi me

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Romance / Re: Abeg Which Kind Cloth Is This.(18+) by slim75d(m): 4:02pm On Aug 16, 2016
this is civilisation! i'll anytin to take a selfie wit her instead of killin mi self wit vaseline
Romance / Re: Sexy & Suggestive Photos From Rio Olympics That Have Left Men Drooling by slim75d(m): 9:58am On Aug 16, 2016
chai dis gal xesy die.
Crime / Re: Uzoamaka Chukwu Adopted By Rita Anoh Nnenna, Moves Into Her Home by slim75d(m): 9:41am On Aug 16, 2016
She's now a celebrity because she got FU¢©ked @ 15 after enjoin d di¢k now she's enjoin d fame dat comes wit it.meanwhile most NL gals got fu¢©ked @ 15 nd dey didn't enjoy al dis.lyf is so unfair 2 som ppl.
Sports / Re: Zamalek Vs Enyimba :CAF Champions League (1 - 0) On 15th August 2016 by slim75d(m): 8:59pm On Aug 15, 2016
Enyimba wey no fit beat ordinary Ikorodu united na to go Alexandria for Egypt go beat a whole Zamalek. make i hear jooor.
make them loose i give them one goal and zamalek still win,make my game no cut

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Having Fun With Usher In Atlanta - ( Pics/vids) by slim75d(m): 5:40pm On Aug 15, 2016
Usher nd his fans from 9jeria.

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Jimmy Jatt Celebrates Wife’s 50th Birthday With Their Daughters (photos) by slim75d(m): 7:30am On Aug 15, 2016
the woman looks very young @ 50 ,9ce one

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Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Attends An Event In Bra (Photos) by slim75d(m): 6:47pm On Aug 14, 2016
this B!tch no fine for one day,come to think of it ugly girls re gettin successful this days

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Sports / ARSENAL 2 LIVERPOOL 4 by slim75d(m): 5:27pm On Aug 14, 2016
50′ Liverpool in much more control of the game in this second half 49′ GOOOOAAAAALLLL!!!! Lallana scores a very wonderful goal 47′ Moreno is still on, and was booked when giving away the penalty, Coquelin is also still on despite struggling with a knock 46′ Arsenal get us started in the second half HT: Arsenal 1 – 1 Liverpool (Theo Walcott/Coutinho) Walcott missed a penalty but redeemed himself 2 mins after, Alberto Moreno having a horrible game 45′ GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL!!!! Coutinho equalizes via a free kick 44′ Lallana is dispossessed again in midfield, and Iwobi charges forward – and buys a free kick, going down under a non-existent Henderson challenge. Freekick is played out for a corner and the corner is headed wide bu Chambers 42′ Lallana gets to the byline but tries a back heel that finds nobody 41′ SHOT!!! A careless Chambers mistake – presenting the ball to Mané, who works it to Coutinho on the left of the area. His cut back to Wijnaldum is probably the wrong choice, and he can only fire a low shot that Cech saves with ease. 38′ Yellow card for Dejan Lovren for a foul on Alexis Sanchez who was going on a counter attack 37′ Moreno has had a dreadful start, with Coutinho now dropping back to help him get his bearings 36′ Yellow card Coquelin for a foul on Mane 35′ Arsenal defending well and attacking with purpose compared to Liverpool who are playing like they do not know each other 32′ Lallana is dispossessed by Coquelin, who sets up Iwobi. His angled pass finds Walcott and the English man converted from a tight angle
Sports / Re: Sunday Oliseh & Tennis Star Venus Williams Smiles As They Meet In Brazil(Pic) by slim75d(m): 3:17pm On Aug 14, 2016
venus williams doesn't look 36 if she was a 9ja girl she'll ve been 26 yr old with abeg
Romance / Re: Lies Non- Virgin Girls Tell The Guys about virgins!!. by slim75d(m): 7:39pm On Aug 13, 2016
herbie27:
cheesy cheesy You got no chill.
Well!, mine rings a bell. tongue
what type of does it ring? Cowbell, Churchbell Dumbbell or Doorbell
Romance / Re: Lies Non- Virgin Girls Tell The Guys about virgins!!. by slim75d(m): 7:16am On Aug 13, 2016
herbie27:
You want to debate that?, well as for me, i won't...will add my surname to hubby's.

hmm i wonder why,but this days gals hardly dump their papa name,even my elder bro dat jus got married his wife didn't dump her papa name ,is nt like d name rings a bell jus one village name dat can easily bring bad luck
Romance / Re: Lies Non- Virgin Girls Tell The Guys about virgins!!. by slim75d(m): 9:55pm On Aug 12, 2016
herbie27:
We dump our surnames to take yours, cos in the course of reproduction we are helping your lineage. grin


how many of you dump ur surnames this days?
Romance / Re: Lies Non- Virgin Girls Tell The Guys about virgins!!. by slim75d(m): 9:45pm On Aug 12, 2016
herbie27:
Every woman gets to be a fan of dickson. grin

and often time u gals behave as if men re the only ones dat benefits frm c0itus
Romance / Re: Lies Non- Virgin Girls Tell The Guys about virgins!!. by slim75d(m): 9:44pm On Aug 12, 2016
herbie27:
Every woman gets to be a fan of dickson. grin

and often time u gals behave as if men re the only ones dat benefits frm c0!tus
Romance / Re: Lies Non- Virgin Girls Tell The Guys about virgins!!. by slim75d(m): 8:33pm On Aug 12, 2016
herbie27:
A huge fan of what?.
i guess she meant to say a fan of Di©k
Romance / Re: Lies Non- Virgin Girls Tell The Guys about virgins!!. by slim75d(m): 8:33pm On Aug 12, 2016
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Romance / Re: Lies Non- Virgin Girls Tell The Guys about virgins!!. by slim75d(m): 8:30pm On Aug 12, 2016
skarlett:
Another senseless thread undecided

obviously u re nt a virgin

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Sports / Re: Kehinde And Taiwo Awoniyi's 19th Birthday Celebrated By The Ex Eaglets Striker by slim75d(m): 7:19pm On Aug 12, 2016
Young03:
I refuse to believe say na 19 them dey
wetin concern you,na ur real age dey ur cv?
Romance / Re: Every Thing Wrong With Using Alum To Tighten Your V@gina by slim75d(m): 3:28pm On Aug 12, 2016
Nairaland girls would be like "thnk goodness for dis product finally i'm goona tieup some loose ends,dose guys who said i ve an olympic size swimmin pool kitten 'll beg 4 more"

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