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Business / Re: Payoneer Disabled The 'make A Payment' option? by Slimdoug(m): 9:26am On Nov 10, 2018 |
whyworryPH: You can't withdraw less than 1k directly to a domiciliary account. |
Politics / Re: 2019 Elections: Why Nigerians Will Continue To Vote Along Ethnic Lines by Slimdoug(m): 12:31pm On Oct 13, 2018 |
Omon605: That's what I'm saying. In 2015, Yoruba's voted for the APC, but still the PDP still cleared the whole southern votes. Even with the change, APC still performed poorly in the south when everybody voted against GEJ. Now that we have witnessed the APC's change, the PDP will win the South again, with or without Yoruba's votes, and this time, with wider margin. All in all, the real battle remains in the North. P.S: I'm not a tribalistic bigot, and I love my Yoruba niggas. The PDP needs the Yorubas, Igbos and Hausa's for a more inclusive government. |
Politics / 2019 Elections: Why Nigerians Will Continue To Vote Along Ethnic Lines by Slimdoug(m): 12:00pm On Oct 13, 2018 |
In the 2015 presidential elections, the PDP lost to the APC in what seemed like a progressive movement to change Nigeria from the old ways to the new way. The APC rode on the wave of their anti-corruption promise and the change mantra. But, did Nigerians actually voted for change? The facts says otherwise. In the 2015 general elections, the numbers proved that Nigerians continued to vote along Ethnic lines. Let's take a look at the 2015 election results again. By geopolitical zones: South-East: APC - 196,248 (7.29%) PDP - 2,464,906 (90.63%) - Winner: PDP South-West: APC - 2,433,193 (55.7%) PDP - 1,821,416 (41.75%) - Winner: APC South-South: APC - 418,590 (8.1%) PDP - 4,714,725 (91.22%) - Winner: PDP Total South Votes: APC - 3,050,031 (24.9%) PDP - 9,001,047 (73.47%) - Winner PDP North-West: APC - 7,115,199 (83.65%) PDP - 1,339,709 (15.75%) - Winner: APC North-East: APC - 2,848,678 (77.57%) PDP - 796,588 (21.69) - Winner: APC North-Central: APC - 2,264,614 (58.79%) PDP - 1,558,623 (40.46%) - Winner: APC Total North Votes APC - 12,228,491 (76.28%) PDP - 3,694,920 (23.05%) - Winner: APC FCT: APC - 146,399 (47.72%) PDP - 157,196 (23.05%) - Winner: PDP Total Votes across all zones: APC - 15,424,921 (53.95%) PDP - 12,853,162 (44.96%) With the APC fielding a Northerner in Muhammadu Buhari and the PDP fielding a Southerner in Goodluck Jonathan, the North voted for their own while the south voted for their own. PDP's only defeat in the South was as a result of APC fielding Prof. Yemi Osinbajo of the South-West, but even at that, the margin wasn't much due to the large number of Igbo voters living across the whole Southern region. For the 2019 elections, the cards are now even, with the PDP fielding a Northerner in Atiku Abubakar to go head to head with another Northerner, the incumbent President Muhammadu Buhari. Both Hausa-fulani Descents. The battle line is drawn. PDP will always win the South Even with APC's change movement, they couldn't win the South, which houses some of the most educated people in Nigeria. Even the APC's victory in the South-west wasn't as convincing as expected. Now, after three and half years into PMB's tenure, the South-west are now wiser and beginning to realign with the group most likely to bring the much needed economic growth and restructuring we all crave. My inference is that the PDP will win the South again, but this time, with a wider margin. The Igbos are not politically irrelevant afterall Contrary to the belief that the Igbos are politically irrelevant when it comes to voting and making decisive electoral decisions, the reverse is the case here. With more Igbos living in other regions than their own, due to business pursuits and their love for migration and cultural exploration, the Igbos have the numbers to affect political issues in other regions other than their own. A look at the last elections comes to mind, with the PDP sweeping almost all the votes in the Southern region where Igbo are predominant. Even with the APC's media bastardization of the then Goodluck Jonathan, and their almost convincing promise of Change and anti-corruption, the APC still lost heavily across the south in 2015. Nigerians will always vote along Ethnic lines Forget the sweet political talks and manifestos that are being bombarded into the media, Nigerians are natively tribalistic. From the last elections, you would see that the South-west voted for Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, the SS and SE voted for GEJ instead of Buhari, and the North voted for Buhari instead of GEJ. Don't be deceived that the APC won the last elections due to Nigerians wanting change. No. the APC won due to their political permutation and combination. In 2015, the elections was about the North vs the South, and the North won due to their larger population. In 2019, the political combination for both parties will be equal - this time, the North vs the North - and we will see Nigerians showing their true colors and voting along ethnic lines, again. The Battle is in the North With the South already settled for the PDP, the real battle will be in convincing the North to reject one of their own. With PMB and Atiku being of the same Hausa-fulani descent, they would both have to dig deep to convince the Northern electorates that they have the best plan for the North. Will the North believe in Atiku's restructuring plan? I don't think so. Will the North believe in PMB's passivity and blame game? I don't think so. Both candidates would have to find a stronger reason backed with a Northern agenda to pull crowds in the North especially in the North-west which houses the highest number of voting population in Nigeria. The PDP needs only 40% of Northern votes to win With Atiku picking Peter Obi as his Vice for next year's general elections, we can conclude that the PDP will sweep almost all the votes in the South. All said and done, the PDP would need to up their game in the North. Now fielding a Norther instead of a Southerner, the job will become really easy for the PDP to garner enough Northern votes. With PMB winning the last elections by only 2.5 million votes, the PDP has a chance to topple that margin. If Atiku can get only 40% of the North's total 16 million votes, which is only 6.4 million (I think he could get even much more), then the PDP will be cruising. Conclusion: I believe the PDP will clear the Southern votes again, just like in 2015 when their rating was lowest. I also believe Atiku will get over 45% of the Northern votes if he plays to the tune of the Northern agenda. With this, I see the PDP winning the 2019 Presidential election. This is my personal analysis and I owe no one any explanation. Copyright 2018. Nairaland.com/slimdoug cc: lalasticlala
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Business / Re: Payoneer Disabled The 'make A Payment' option? by Slimdoug(m): 1:34pm On Oct 10, 2018 |
Subudu: Just checked this morning. The "make a payment" option is still available on my account and is working perfectly. Maybe your account has been restricted due to suspicious transfers. |
Business / Re: Payoneer Disabled The 'make A Payment' option? by Slimdoug(m): 10:38am On Oct 10, 2018 |
timiyoyo55: Yes. You can still receive ACH transfer with your designated US account number with payoneer. Once you have a balance, even less than $1000, you can do ATM withdrawals with your card. |
Business / Re: Payoneer Disabled The 'make A Payment' option? by Slimdoug(m): 10:33am On Oct 10, 2018 |
1x2x3: Diamond Bank. |
Business / Re: Payoneer Disabled The 'make A Payment' option? by Slimdoug(m): 10:14pm On Oct 09, 2018 |
FESTAC101: Sure. You can withdraw straight to your Nigerian bank account. But the catch is, you can't withdraw less than $1,000. They will also charge you $30 or so per withdrawal. Again, if you withdraw to your Naira savings account, your bank will do the exchange on your behalf for about 332/$ instead of 360/$. So, the best option will be to get a domiciliary dollar account from your Nigerian bank which you can receive your funds into, and then exchange for $360/$ with a local exchanger. 1 Like |
Business / Re: Payoneer Disabled The 'make A Payment' option? by Slimdoug(m): 9:44pm On Oct 09, 2018 |
1x2x3: The bank rate is usually not favorable. Around 332/$ |
Business / Re: Payoneer Disabled The 'make A Payment' option? by Slimdoug(m): 8:47pm On Oct 09, 2018 |
If you have up to 1k, you can withdraw directly to your Nigerian savings account or domiciliary account. That's pretty straightforward. |
Politics / Re: Fayose's Statement On His Threat To Dump PDP by Slimdoug(m): 7:41pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
Despite the odds, Atiku played a fast one and clinched the ticket without making any noise. That's a master planner. 6 Likes |
Politics / Re: PDP Primaries: Saraki Congratulates Atiku by Slimdoug(m): 2:10pm On Oct 07, 2018 |
Congrats. Atiku has already chosen Peter Obi as his vice and Gbenga Daniels as his SGF, if he wins the Presidential elections. 3 Likes
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Politics / Re: PDP Convention: Davido Performs On Stage As Presidential Primaries Begins Proper by Slimdoug(m): 9:19pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
Peacecore: No. The guy is making his money. The f00l is you. 2 Likes |
Politics / PDP Convention: Davido Performs On Stage As Presidential Primaries Begins Proper by Slimdoug(m): 8:20pm On Oct 06, 2018 |
8.05 pm - David Adedeji Adeleke, better known by his stage name Davido, performs live at PDP convention where the party’s presidential primaries would hold. Source: Naij
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United VS Derby County: Carabao Cup (7 - 8 On Pens : 25-09-2018 by Slimdoug(m): 9:58pm On Sep 25, 2018 |
Penalty on. Will man united go through this round? It would be a bold comeback. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United VS Derby County: Carabao Cup (7 - 8 On Pens : 25-09-2018 by Slimdoug(m): 9:56pm On Sep 25, 2018 |
Fellaini gets one back in the last minute. Man united clinches a draw. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United VS Derby County: Carabao Cup (7 - 8 On Pens : 25-09-2018 by Slimdoug(m): 9:51pm On Sep 25, 2018 |
Goal. Derby 2 - Man u 1. This Liverpool loan player, harry Wilson is really causing man united so much problems. After scoring the first goal for derby, the guy no still free rest |
Business / Re: I Want A Partner To Start An Online TV And Online Radio Podcast by Slimdoug(m): 6:18pm On Sep 14, 2018 |
Some Opinions: 1. The Sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. 2. In a competitive market, having no niche is suicide. 3. No experience investor invests in a business that has not been originally funded by the founder. Otherwise, it's a grant. 4. Ideas are bones, Execution is beef. 5. We are in Nigeria. We are in Africa. This is reality. |
Business / Re: Please Nairalander I Need Your Help Urgently About My BVN>>> by Slimdoug(m): 6:00pm On Sep 14, 2018 |
I'm really surprised that someone can make money and still be stupid. Why are you so dumb that you can't contact your bank through their email or phone number? Your bank has a website and social media accounts for God's sake. That's if you are not a scammer trying to throw a bait. 1 Like |
Business / Re: My everlasting appreciateion to Joy and other person God knows by Slimdoug(m): 10:56pm On Sep 08, 2018 |
@op, if you cannot find someone offline, maybe from your church, your street, your compound, your family, or your wife's family to help you, then something is amiss. You sound like a trick job. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Starting The Conversation: The Focus Is Saraki by Slimdoug(m): 2:30pm On Aug 28, 2018 |
Felixv: Can you actually list some of the achievements of the current president? Both in the past or present? Anywhere ever? |
Business / Re: Level 1 Fiverr Account For Sale With High Average Selling Price by Slimdoug(m): 10:31am On Aug 20, 2018 |
Make all offers by email. With this account, you can make almost double your money back with just one gig order. |
Business / Re: Level 1 Fiverr Account For Sale With High Average Selling Price by Slimdoug(m): 8:13pm On Aug 19, 2018 |
chieyine: Send your offer to my email: slnx.ent@gmail.com |
Business / Re: Level 1 Fiverr Account For Sale With High Average Selling Price by Slimdoug(m): 8:02pm On Aug 19, 2018 |
More screenshots.
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Business / Level 1 Fiverr Account For Sale With High Average Selling Price by Slimdoug(m): 7:57pm On Aug 19, 2018 |
Straight to the point. I have a high quality fiverr account for sale to the highest bidder. The account makes at least $200 per sale and have made over $7,000 dollars in just 6 months. Here are the details: Niche: Writing Country: Nigeria Total Orders: 44 Average selling price: $200 Level: 1 (Remaining 6 orders to make level 2) Rating: 5 stars Reason for selling: I'm currently very busy with other projects Asking price: Negotiable (send all offers to my email: slnx.ent@gmail.com) See screenshots for proof (Also subject to further verification from serious buyers only)
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Events / Re: Pick Your Date Of Birth And Connect With Your Birth Mate by Slimdoug(m): 11:00pm On Aug 02, 2018 |
March 13. It's me against the world! 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Is It Fair To Arrest Your Close Friend For A Crime Or Not? by Slimdoug(m): 11:35am On Aug 02, 2018 |
mrAMG: The truth is I could arrest him, but I also do not have any experience dealing with the police. Will it be worth the hassle leaving my business ad running around with the police? And will they charge any money to execute the arrest? |
Crime / Is It Fair To Arrest Your Close Friend For A Crime Or Not? by Slimdoug(m): 10:49am On Aug 02, 2018 |
My close friend, almost best friend (although I don't trust him completely) has formed the habit of stealing my money or other items whenever he comes to my house. We've had issues before, but as guys, I'll just free him as I've not caught him red handed. But I'm pretty sure it was him. But yesterday night, it happened again. He called me exactly when I just got home that he was on his way to my house. No problem, he came I went to take my bath. We chatted and he left almost immediately (usually he stays late). Fast-forward to this morning, I found out some money was missing. Due to today being Thursday with the environmental thing in Lagos, I brought some money home in order to help me make early payments for a client's job, but now the money is short. I've called this fake friend of mine and called his bluff straightaway, but he is still denying it. I've told him never to come anywhere near my house or myself, but I still feel like I should teach him a lesson as I think he is taking me for a f00l. Now is it fair to arrest this guy? He is almost my best friend safe for a little skepticism and distrust from my end. But I feel I need to show him that I can't be taken for granted. Is this the right thing and would the police stress be worth it? |
Romance / Re: Man Slaps His Girlfriend For Wanting To Fry Four Eggs For Herself (Pic) by Slimdoug(m): 7:20am On Jul 18, 2018 |
Most comments on FP just reminds me that most Nigerians are illiterates. Can't you read and understand that the guy hit the girl not because of the number of eggs she was about to fry, but for her attitude pouring the eggs away? Smh. 4 Likes |
Career / Re: I Recently Lost My High Paying Job And I'm At A Crossroads On What To Do Next by Slimdoug(m): 10:24am On Jul 11, 2018 |
Troubledmind: Hi. Since you are a game freak, you can invest in a good enough but not too expensive laptop and a keypad controller. Also get a good enough video camera and tripod stand as well as a lavalier mic for audio. Start a youtube channel and just explore, play and have fun with your audience. On the side, you could also improve your programming skills for freelancing on fiverr later. Popular learning sites include: Codecademy, FreeCodeCamp and Udacity. You could start with html>css>python>javascript>java>SQL and so on. just try and make use of the time you've got. Enjoy! 1 Like |
Webmasters / Re: Guys, I'm Thinking Of Going Into Blogging Out Of Serious Boredom? by Slimdoug(m): 2:38pm On Jul 10, 2018 |
Caring0: OK. May your road be easy and fun. But know this; the big fish is never caught in shallow waters. You have to suffer with your hands or your brains to become what you want to become. Be it a web developer, an entrepreneur or a youtuber. The earlier you realize that life is hard, the better for you. Otherwise, you can just relax, sit back, and play video games all day. Riches do have wings. |
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