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Can't you all see d badge he has on? Body guard my ass.....d guy na police.

In my own opinion I think each stand of the debate topic is like choosing between Scylla and Charybdis. None is totally better off the other Social media can be an effective way of measuring good leadership in countries where the cankerworm of politics has not eaten into the very veins of the media, in a country where investigative journalism is prided over wild speculation and biased reporting countries like the USA, however it is not the case that the media are not being influenced by the government over there but the rule of law enforcement is for everybody unlike a country like Nigeria where everything is controlled by politics, whenever I listen to the news I do so with double mind that what am hearing might just be the paid version of the story.

But looking at it from another angle, the social media can be used to judge the people's mind about the government most especially the youth because 90% of today's you are on one social media or another and it is on this very social media they speak out their minds and conviction without the fear of being bullied or harmed. So if I can speak my sincere mind with no fear on the cyberworld, then it is logical for me to believe that others who pass their opinion on social media do so with no fear and as a result speak their sincere mind.




So it is my stand that the social media is like a double edged sword....it can protect you at the same time it can harm you.

Don't know what I will do cos loadz of them are running ing my head right now but one thing is sure, at the end of whatever I decide to do I AM GOING TO PRISON period!

Well the head appears triangular (a zoomed clear image would have been of better use) , and for that reason I will.predict it to be poisonous because only poisonous snakes modify the salivary gland for poison secretion and is stored for future use in defence however if it has no fangs then @op might have just killed a harmless snake and an endangered species

adefizzy:
From d pic, the snake has a black head and a grey body. Can u tell with that?

The lady should just chill a bit and wait for karma to take its course, trust me karma is a bitch, it ain't gat no chill.....as for the guy you are either a heartless selfish bastard or a confused simpleton who cannot differentiate between real and aparent whichever one it is you deserve no forgiveness and if God (that is if he exists) should forgive you then it confirms my suspicions about him as a partial and unjust being who derives pleasure in feeding his fat ego......trust me the girl is a nice girl if I were to be in her position you will be a living vegetable by now, besides for you to have done something of such a grave gravity and expect her to forgive you shows that you are indeed a SIMPLETON.

He used the operation feed the nation to foster his financial aggrandisement

benedictnsi:
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Lol

Nigerian Leaders are really very funny......

No b same person weh introduce OPERATION FEED THE NATION

Now it is ZERO HUNGER INITIATIVE


My question : How successful was the first initiative [/size]

The truth is that not all snakes are poisonous.....you might have killed an endangered species of the snakes.....if OP can send a proper picture if the snake's head undeformed then would I be able to tell if its a poisonous snake or not.

He can only be a millionaire if Hi profit is in kobo not naira.

oloshi jatijati, go help dem terminate am foolish idiot.......it pains that you all xant see beyond your nosem.....come to think of it why don jazzy always, wande coal, dbanj now olamide...all complaining about same thing, YOU CANT FOOL EVERYBODY AT THE SAME TIME.....in my own opinion there must be some element of truth to what they all complained about just that don jazzy is a master of personality facade.

LesbianBoy:
I still can't believe many Nigerians are supporting olamide and the ybnl crew. It just shows many nigerians are MAD its just few that are in the hospital! Olamide used vulgar words and threw the microphone on the floor on live broadcast simply because his protege didn't win an award. Who tha fvck does he think he is? Mad Nigerians left him and attacked don jazzy who didn't insult or use vulgar words in his reply to olamide! Imagine! What a country! Nigeria is a joke! And that short brat called lil kesh even went on twitter and bragged that he makes more than the amount of the SUV in 2 weeks and he wasn't heavily criticized. Imagine! Such a proud FOOL! No wonder he didn't win! I hope ETISALAT terminates olamide's contract! Agbero like him! Tout! Compound fool! Guys lets make this trend #EtisalatTerminateOlamideContract so it will serve as a deterrent to other yeyebrities that they are 'role models' and should behave themselves in public! Nonsense!

Dosunmuoflagos:
That's one of the pillars that holds my house including NP NP

True but in my house at Lagos ISLAND its one guy with a very BIG EYE that has the final say....Alpha Windy Ultra Memphis Echo Nebuchadnezzar.

Did I hear you say no much makeup?.... If the makeup wan much nko? This one that her face seems brighter than he future

marshalcarter:
See...no much makeup and yet still as beautiful as God's handwork ....yemi elede would go to delux paint company and put all colors and still look lyk demon dat did abortion

Brother deliver brother

Pangea:
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He aighnt heavy, he's my brother!

God forbid bad thing.......una wan destroy d boy career like una take do Mikel obi abi wey midfeilder turn defender overnight.. God nor go gfee una laye....amadioha go strike anybody wey wan destroy the young wonderful striker career

Demmocrats:
Victor Osimeh should complete the contract by signing for Chelsea.

[q
uote author=fratermathy post=39759682]Lovely thread! Make I ..go ready my ekpeti first.
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Ekpeti don set.

Although I wont restrict mine to Igbo/Yoruba


a.isikuru English: school
b.igalasi English: glass
c.akiteti English: architect
d.itaba Portuguese: tabaco (Tobacco)
e.Osete Portuguese: serta (Plate)
f.utujoro Portuguese: tesoura (Scissors)
g.uririen Portuguese: unie (an ingredient for pepper soup)
h.oleso Portuguese leso (handkerchief)
i.inama Hausa: nama (cow meat)
j.ibo English: ball
k.itomatosi Portuguese: tomato
l.ikpekere Yoruba: kpekere (plantain chips)
m.ejime Igbo: ejime (twin)
n.osusu Yoruba: osusu (monthly savings)
o. ikeki English: cake
p.imidaka Portuguese: mandioca (Cassava)
q.ugu Igbo: ugu (vegetable)
r.akpere Yoruba: akpere (basket)
s. imanu Hausa: malu (cow)
t. ifiniya Portuguese: farinha (tapioca)
u.isabatu Portuguese: sapato (sandals)
v.igho Portuguese: igos/iguou (money)
w.agbero Yoruba: agbero (tout)
x.akara Yoruba: akara (beans cake)
y.iyasere Edo: iyasere (prime minister)
z.isuya Hausa: suyah (roasted beef)
Alphabet don finish o Goodboiy. Freemanan permission to carry on?
i. akpu Igbo: akpu (Fufu)
ii.ibanki English: bank
iii.ikomputa English: computer
iv.ibroda English: brother
v.oro Portuguese: ouro (gold)

That's all I have for now.
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This post is subject to further edits if more ideas come . Lalasticlala, Seun, Dominique, Obinoscopy and Oam4j, please take note and beware of my sons, Goodboiy, Freemanan, Alkarulezz, Freeemanan, Scholes0 and Onuwaje, emo zighizighi![/quote]yorubas dont pronounce like that joor.....which o e be 'igalsi' 'ibanki'? Infact all you wrote about youruba words were wrongly spelt and going by d spelling wrongly pronounced.

@OP died instantly? false info

Ok na dis one wey all of una dey spit waffi lingo........CAN SOME ONE TRANSLATE THIS CONVERATION


teacher: good morning stupid stubborn class
Class: good morning unco God bless not you very much sir
Teacher: what! In my class?
Oworitapko: wetin be what? Wetin be wetin uno? Wetin be what?
Teacher: oworitapko who made you head of this class?
Oworitapko: Oruwe! Area!
Class: hee!
Oworitapko: I sey area!
Class: hee!
Oworitapko: nor be dis small class wey you see unco? Lockup, I sey lockup.
In fact as you see me so I don spread class ur major activities for apian way
Teacher: apian what?
Oworitapko: shotopu urugbulue! yeye Tisha wey dey tish us nonsense.....after u don tish us to be beta beta students sey we future go be like treasure, you go pianti enta area go dey flenjo rag na measure for oshopo kona you nor dey feel me so? Wey u dey take choko, vegetable grass bah? Gbana, moinmoin and moroko...Tisha! I say lockup u dey fuckup.

Mine was actually funny it happened in my first year at the university, there was this girl I was asking out but still playing hard to get so on her birthday i bought her a birthday cake and somehow my friends convinced me to get it to her first thing in the morning, well, I guess I misinterpreted "first thing in the morning" as 6am so at 6am I was at her door knocking hopin to surprise her but she just kept that poker face collected the cake thanked me and shut her door....she didint even let me in I felt like teleporting immediately cos the shame was too much for me, i went back to my hostel looking like a lost puppy I had no choice but to narrate everything to my friends.....few years later wn I was in my finals I saw d babe and I was like WTF!! Did I really go through that stress for this chick? She wasn't looking pretty to me at all. When I remember the incident at times I just burst into laughter, till today my friends still tease me with the stuff

GabrielSuswam:
Nyben was here

That's All

........Jesus (d savior) is Lord.

ilobasama:
She is lucky sef. See how civilized the responses were.

I trust niggas around here. When they tru with her, she ll delete that account

she already did.....tried searching for her on IG "@kolseyreynolds" buh IG was just blank

Flashh:
[color=#225484]Oya Nairaland ladies if you want twins start sending PM to your crush on Nairaland because God reviewed to me that Nairaland guys carry twins for bodi well-well. [/color]

"REVIEWED" to you indeed.....small time now una go dey abuse wizkid.

Am a Christian by birth but I don go to church.....



Now before you start by saying growing up changed me I've always been like that since my young age but my dad would beat the hell outa me and drag me to church if need be. Then I started asking him questions after Sunday service. Questions like my Sunday school teacher told me God created everything but daddy who created God? My day was actually surprised he managed to spew out few quotes from the bible and butressed it with long boring talks about how we can question the existence of God as humans but instead i asked another question why can't we do that? And he said that is just the way it is, one is not meant to understand everything..I kept quiet and didn't ask any more questions as my dad he could read from my facial expression that I was not satisfied with his answers.

Now growing up I started looking more Into the inception of Christianity the neophytes and the missionaries then I made a shocking discovery that contrary to the all rosy stories of kind hearted preachers and oyinbo nice Christians thatbive been told Christianity was actually used as a facade to enslave Africans right from the beginning, the colonial masters would send missionaries into then unexplored part of Africa to investigate, soy and bring back reports of the ways of the people, what they lack and what in their opinion can be used as " a banana for the monkeys " , they went back with their reports and the anvil of their military force released on Africans with lots of able bodied young men taken as slave....how many of you guys know that the word "Lynch" came from a white Christian slave master Mr lynch who according to history was the most vicious slave master in west Indies and a renowned Christian, history have it that he never had a case of slaves turning against him or disobeying him even if he give them order order obtake their own live he had absolute controll not because he was a good man but because of his diabokicayand inhumane method of dealing with any slave that shows a slightest tendency of disobedience. When he was asked how he maintains order and totall controll of his slave he simply replied with a quote "take the meanest, most restless nigger strip him of his clothes in front of the remaining male niggers, female niggers and nigger infants. Tar and feather him. Tie each leg to a horse facing an opposite direction, set him on fire and beat both horses untill they tear him apart in front of the male, female and nigger infants. Bullwhip and beat the remaining nigger males within an inch of their life. Do not kill them but put the fear of GOD in them, for they can be useful for future breeding.".... That's just but a little sip from the appalling soup of Christianity.....

Now to the present century, look around you all the so called churches are amasssing wealth without controll, nobody to ask them what the money is being g used for and how judiciously is it being managed and people still give 10%of their income every month... You see pastors owning private jets yet majority of his church member cannot afford to buy 3000 shoes, people contribute money to build school that at the end of the day 90% of the church member can't afford to send the cheque ldren to such school, you see pastors harrasing people just because he claim s to be annointed and the psychologically imprisoned victim can't do nothing because the so called pastor is famous and annointed, you see pastors moving around with body guards and even while preaching bodyguards are there right in front of the alter and you want me to be going to such gathering of hypocrisy? F**k NO!! I'd rather be at home eat sleep and surf the internet.

I don't believe one religion is superior over another, what give you the impression That the Ogun, oya, obtala, sango, amadioha and the rest that our fore fathers were worshiping was evil? Just because somebody said so? If that is the case why did the justified God allowed them to believe in it in the first place?, why is the devil black, why is Jesus white? Why can't Jesus be a black man? In fact historical evidence have it that Jesus was black.

Come to think of it...if Christianity was indeed the only true religion then other believers like islam, Mayans, bhudists, IFA worshipers just to mention but a microscopic few of other numerous folks with different religious disposition are all doomed to hell. Then one stands to reason that the Christian God is not the most merciful or benevolent as their preachings claim it to be.......UNTILL I CAN FIND ANY RELIGION THAT CAN ANSWER ALL MY QUESTIONS I REMAIN RELIGIONLESS.


in conclusion I believe religion has overstayed its usefulness as a means if checking people's excesses, it now do more harm than good.

Ok! Am not saying she's a runs girl or not but there is more to that story than that which meets the eyes...."she slump and died in a pool of blood" how did the blood get there? Or let me rephrase my question as how did she get into the pool of blood?.....my heartfelt condolences to the family of the demised may her gentle soul rest in peace.

Mormonism all d way

I stand corrected @ OP.

funstufz:
What you posted was half truth, yes atakunmosa by name are local govts in osun state i.e. east and west (get your facts right).
The market in question is called ATAKUNMOSA by name. U dont call Gbagi, Aleshinloye or Oje IBADAN markets or any other because of their locality.

@ OP, atakumasa is a local government in osun state and if my memory serves me right it was round about market in Ilesha-east local government close to the king's palace that got burnt yesternight and for the record this is the second time the market is being under the cruelty of inferno this year, it got burnt last two months before yesterday......get your facts right before posting.

inception...dope movie

dazzlingd:
curious case of Benjamin button
Lord of the rings
Inception
Dictator

For me its.....THE GREAT DEBATERS, LIMITLESS and THE MATRIX...ever green dem all are, gat a contrary opinion?

oyeludef:
block H room6 . Na wch platoon u dey?

platoon3, block J rm6

I nova meet anybody for this threat.....@oyeludef where you dey gansef? Thiss place is really getting dry #peaceout.