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vicky6055:
I checked your site and I gotta say your site needs arrangement.... Just look at thsese two sites and compare the arrangement with your own www.techkibay.com and www.newsphases.com

Nellybank:
And what will happen to us nigerians if your share of ghana most go is finally delivered at the boot of your SUVs?

haryomikun:
Nahh.. I prefer baby

Jadekitana:
Please note that this thread doesn't have any intention of castigating the female folks but if you fall under these category you better start amending your ways because it's becoming annoying to me.

1) when you take them out, they bring out their phones and start snapping the food: what the hell is that? Are you that hungry? Can't you have some decorum in public? They act as though they have never seen an exotic dish in their full life. Next thing is to start looking for nylon to wrap the meat with the excuse that they can't finish it. When it comes to using cutlery they flop, you see them battling with the knife and fork. Some would put the fork on the right hand and still be feeling cool. Smh

2) They spend so much on makeup: yes with empty pockets yet they buy very expensive makeup. A friend bought a mac powder for 13k recently and was begging me to lend her money, who does that? What's the point using iman, mac, inglot, sleek, orekelewa etc when you can't pay your rent or eat properly. They always make mouth about using expensive makeups, don't let that deceive you, they are broke!!!

3) They go to expensive restaurants in group: 6girls on a table with a bottle of sprite and a plate of steak meat in a bad ass place like hardrock cafe? When they see you placing orders and swiping your card with ease they feel intimidated. You can't compare someone who leaves the house 5am everyday to work their ass off to you who spends your time chatting and doing nothing! A miracle can't happen.

4) They use really expensive phones: if i'm in a ladies hangout and you trying to impress me with your phone, I look at your hair, your handbag, your nails, your vocabulary, how you comport yourself, how you eat, what you wearing.....if all these added makes 10percent outa 100 sorry you trying too hard to fit in, you are broke!

5) They always snap pics in cars and hotel bathrooms: if I dare see multiple hotels pics as your dp, I delete that person instantly. A hotel bathroom isn't an office, the front seat of cars isn't an investment. Taking selfies in cars doesn't make you posh, how about owning one yourself? Quit the childish act today, thank me later.

6) They use fake leg chains: sorry babe if your leg chain ain't gold, you are broke! You can't be sampling a gutter used leg chain you bought from balogun and be acting big. By the way has your leg chain helped you? Those 5 piercings you'v got in your ears have they connected you? Did you decorate those piercings with gold earrings or cheap metals? Better look for a way to seal them up.

7) They worship boyfriends: sorry a relationship is cute and all but you can't be jobless and idle and be talking about boo, boyfriend, man crush 247. What do you bring to the table? Boobs and ass? A good fvck? Thrashy! Trust me, he would dump you for a lady who has focus. Build your pocket first before a relationship!

Last but not the least, they are always on nairaland. Biko what are you always doing here? Fighting every Tom, dick and Harry? Imagine me going through threads created since Monday and some particular ladies are always insulting people 247 on every thread, don't you ladies have shame? After miss nairaland what next? You go back to empty pockets, dirty pants, unkept hair, smelling armpits(yes that's what happens when you hold your phones 247) the height of joblessness! Get busy my friend! Go and register in a saloon, makeup school or something. Y'all are beginning to disgrace young ladies here! You can't spend your life online 247, in 5years time ask yourself what you'v achieved.

*drops pen* where's my Mafia manager? I need to read that book again.

haryomikun:
Hehe...
1. Me I don't really know about how to go about that one sha. I naturally assume when you post, it shows on homepage. I co-own my blog and as such most of the technical stuff is done by my co-owner. From the beginning when we started the blog he did all the tech stuff and i did advertising and meeting of people, getting copyrights and all. So I cant say. Check Google for the solution though

2. Good good. You might want to get Askimet plug in for that. It blocks spam comments.

3. Hehe,,, I made that mistake at first too. I had literature, news, music, videos and articles section. So I wasn't based on a particular niche. I applied and I was rejected. I then met with a guy i met on NL and he gave me the advice of changing to a specific niche.I went into Education, removed videos, news and literature sections, Made 12 posts on education, applied for infolinks {Was earlier rejected there too}, got approved and was happy. 5 days later the posts increased to 15 and i applied for adsense. Also got it.

So,,,, my advice is,,,,, go for an uncommon Nigerian niche... Health, food, pets, education etc... Then apply again. When you have the adsense, you can change back to your normal niche. Little tip though,,, you dont need to write original posts on the uncommon niche u choose. All you need to do is find unique articles on that niche and rephrase all the sentences there. Make sure they are all up to 500 words. Good luck bae

4. Please dont call me boss.... Call me daddy
*Izz an Omo Alhaji somethin*

http://www.themchub.com

Karin001:
Thanks YoungExec. We are all channels for the blessing of the Most High.


Youngexec just reminded me of a certain lady we started this retail trade together. Her husband scoffed at the business initially saying that nothing could be lower than chin-chin sales but yet in fairness to him he never dissuaded the wife from doing the business. Then he used to tell his friends when they visit and chin-chin was strewn all over the living room. He used to announce then to his visitors ‘oh, that’s my wife’s business’.

Later on as the business grew with more capital invested and profitability soaring she started introducing it as ‘our’ business and defended it to the hilt. Today the business has grown phenomenally, he now calls it ‘his business’. He is so involved in the running of the business that you would think it is his own business. He now liaises with the company for supplies and payments. His wife who is also my friend is nonetheless a real blessing to him in the real sense of that word. Of course from time to time she humours him about his initial scoffing which he has forgotten completely. This particular kind of forgetfulness is as hilarious as it is alarming.

Women, please hold on to your businesses, grow them in faith and just keep pushing. Forget about whether you can see results/profits or not. The business will change you and it will begin to yield at some point.
It does for others, it will do for you.

haryomikun:
Haha! Nice blog.

Changes you need to make....

Number one, your posts arent showing on your homepage.What shows first are the comments i can only see the 'Recent posts' widget and comment that can lead one to posts. Take care of that!!!

Number two, those comments from 'Jona' and 'Jimmy',,,,, its spam ohhhh
I wan laff die when I saw the comments.
SimHan, as a wordpress user, if you keep on approving comments like that you'll flooded by spam.
Me sef my head used to swell up when seeing those comments at first and I used to approve them but the day i received 200+ comments from all those weyreys, my head clear ni o
Delete the comments...... And dont approve any comments coming from foreigners commending you on your blog No allow ur head swell abeg

Number three, Whats your specific niche? I cant determine it from the few posts I saw. Adsense likes a clearly defined niche

http://www.themchub.com/free-software-activate-windows-microsoft-office/

haryomikun:
Haha! Nice blog.

Changes you need to make....

Number one, your posts arent showing on your homepage.What shows first are the comments i can only see the 'Recent posts' widget and comment that can lead one to posts. Take care of that!!!

Number two, those comments from 'Jona' and 'Jimmy',,,,, its spam ohhhh
I wan laff die when I saw the comments.
SimHan, as a wordpress user, if you keep on approving comments like that you'll flooded by spam.
Me sef my head used to swell up when seeing those comments at first and I used to approve them but the day i received 200+ comments from all those weyreys, my head clear ni o
Delete the comments...... And dont approve any comments coming from foreigners commending you on your blog No allow ur head swell abeg

Number three, Whats your specific niche? I cant determine it from the few posts I saw. Adsense likes a clearly defined niche

http://www.themchub.com/free-software-activate-windows-microsoft-office/