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Romance / Re: Between Buying A new Car And Getting Married by slimjosh231(m): 11:06pm On May 02, 2023
You for no like do giveaway?
Health / Re: Can You Use This Toilet? (pics) by slimjosh231(m): 4:31pm On Jan 26, 2023
VeryWickedGoat:
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rubbish.
Romance / Re: Is It Advisable To Marry A Girl Who Has Sent You A Nude Picture Online Before? by slimjosh231(m): 8:11am On Jan 15, 2023
Tombrown3:


I understand your point.

First of all, these girls trust me alot and believe I can never use it against them, which I've never done and will not still do.

Secondly, I don't downgrade them. I'm very matured and an extreme sweet talker.

I posted this just to get other people's opinion.

Especially people who are into long distance relationships.
Oga go and prepare for church service and stop boring with us foolish questions this morning.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Manchester City: EFL Cup (2 - 0) On 11th January 2023 by slimjosh231(m): 9:50pm On Jan 11, 2023
Angelfrost:
ETH, if you lose to this team on Saturday, then I strongly recommend your suspension and investigation!


Arsenal don carry this EPL abeg!
This is not Premier League bro.

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Health / Re: How Do I Treat This Painful Lump On My Face by slimjosh231(m): 10:18am On Dec 03, 2022
LaSenior:
grin grin

So Instead of rubbing funbact you prefer to wash your face with urine


Baba no won spend Money that's why he prefers washing with urine
What you donā€™t know is always bigger than you. For the sake you donā€™t agree with something doesnā€™t mean it does not work. It works very well and I constantly use my morning urine on my face. My face is without a single pimple.

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Romance / Re: My Parents Don't Want Me To Marry My Baby Dad Because He's A Mechanic - Lady by slimjosh231(m): 10:12pm On Nov 20, 2022
And who told yaā€™all that Mechanics are poor people? You have no idea what those guys make. A lot of Mechanics out there will feed the so called civil servants.
Family / Re: Help! I Just Got My Colleague At Work Pregnant by slimjosh231(m): 11:55am On Nov 15, 2021
DICKstractor:
undecided


Dont marry her bro
Don't marry her


What if the child is your bosses or another colleague. Oh, you think you are the only one enjoying the cookies? Let me tell you now, kpekus is a accommodating. E no dey discriminate.


Wait and do DNA. You'll be surprised when the child is born, he will look like the security guy




Office romance gone sour


Words of Wisdom.

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Crime / Re: Ogun Armed Robber Shot Dead While Robbing People Along The Highway by slimjosh231(m): 3:49pm On Jul 17, 2021
What a Man sows, he reaps.

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Events / Re: Guests & Bouncers Struggling To Pick Money At Obi Cubanaā€™s Mum's Funeral (Pics) by slimjosh231(m): 1:19pm On Jul 17, 2021
Try hustle and make money o. E get why.

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Celebrities / Re: Tolani Baj Shows Cleavage In New Pictures by slimjosh231(m): 10:08am On Jul 14, 2021
And this is news??

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Sporadic Violence Hits Kwazulu-Natal And Johannesburg Over Zuma's Detention by slimjosh231(m): 4:58am On Jul 12, 2021
Okay.
Travel / Re: Richard Branson's Flight To Space (Video) by slimjosh231(m): 5:58pm On Jul 11, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright....

Una Well done
Even you no get talk for this matter.
Health / Re: Do You Still Wear Face Masks? by slimjosh231(m): 3:31am On Jul 09, 2021
I still do but thatā€™s when I feel like.
Celebrities / Re: K1 De Ultimate Undergoes Surgery In Hospital (Photos) by slimjosh231(m): 12:49pm On Jul 05, 2021
Thank God.

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Celebrities / Re: Prince Kpokpogri: Tonto Dikeh Gushes Over Her New Lover (Photos) by slimjosh231(m): 8:31am On Jul 05, 2021
Okay.
Crime / Re: The Apartment Where Chidinma Ojukwu Killed Usifo Ataga (Video) by slimjosh231(m): 6:10pm On Jul 02, 2021
Nonsense news.

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Politics / Re: Guterres Appoints Amina Mohammed As UN Deputy Secretary-General For Second Term by slimjosh231(m): 4:07am On Jun 19, 2021
Criminals all of them.

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Politics / Re: Federal Government Interventions In Borno State Under President Buhari by slimjosh231(m): 3:51am On Jun 19, 2021
Okay, weā€™ve heard.
Crime / Re: Rail Track Vandalism: Police Arrest Syndicate In Benue by slimjosh231(m): 8:44pm On Jun 16, 2021
God help us in this country.
Politics / Re: FG: Twitter Is Showing Little Enthusiasm Toward The Dialogue It Initiated by slimjosh231(m): 7:42pm On Jun 11, 2021
Agbegbaorogboye:

How much is Nigeria worth to Twitter in the first place?
You have no fuckiā€g idea what your country is worth.

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Religion / Re: MFM Church Bride Weds Without Makeup, Rocks Makeup At Reception by slimjosh231(m): 6:05am On Jun 06, 2021
Righteousness2:
Who makeup help?
If your Eyes are open to see what many put on as make up, you will set all those things ablaze.

You are Fearfully and wonderfully created.
All you need is to be neat. Many of those things are the root of your problems.
Please donā€™t make me loose respect for you.
Politics / Re: 40 Terrorists Dead As Army Bombs Boko Haram Meeting by slimjosh231(m): 6:54am On May 17, 2021
Nonsense news.
Politics / Re: ā‚¦98 Billion Oil Pollution Fund Stirs Controversy In Niger Delta Communities by slimjosh231(m): 7:30am On May 02, 2021
Criminals.
Career / Re: The Problems With Learning A Handwork. by slimjosh231(m): 9:11pm On Apr 29, 2021
orriyomi33:
Overpopulation : There is hardly any street (In Lagos) you will walk that you won't see 10-20 shops of a hairdresser or tailor.
Watch out for more of such shops. If theyā€™re not cashing out, long ago them for don fold up.
Sports / Re: Klopp: Liverpool Donā€™t ā€˜Deserveā€™ Champions League Next Season by slimjosh231(m): 7:54pm On Apr 24, 2021
Hmmm
Celebrities / Re: Iā€™m Proud Of My Pregnancy, Uche Ogbodo Claps Back At Critics by slimjosh231(m): 10:00pm On Apr 20, 2021
Sheā€™s not actually pregnant.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: In Which Organisation Would You Wish To Work? by slimjosh231(m): 9:07pm On Apr 15, 2021
Iā€™ve always wanted to be an Architect. Right now Iā€™m a fashion designer!!.. both still has to do with designs sha.
Family / Re: My Mother-In-law Just Walked Into My House Without A Notification by slimjosh231(m): 8:12pm On Apr 11, 2021
PrimadonnaO:
Aren't you overreacting? You sound so angry and irritated.

I know it's courtesy to inform people before you visit. But this is family, and she's not even coming to stay over. Is it such a big deal that she just popped in to say hello?

Your tone is even disrespectful. If you talk to your wife about it while you're in this mood, you'll say a lot of wrong things.

Why are you even talking about money. Is it that you give your in-laws money whenever they visit? Did they ask you to? Do you think she came to get money from you?

Abeg, your post is just so wrong.
You carry beauty inside of you.
Family / Re: My Mother-In-law Just Walked Into My House Without A Notification by slimjosh231(m): 8:06pm On Apr 11, 2021
Theboy21:
Only if you have the balls to tell your mother inlaw one on one what you feel will make things better, but sending your wife to do your job will turn out bitter, trust me you won't be able to face your inlaw for five seconds when next you meet...you might need her help someday remember and she might be the most easiest person to reach base on closeness...think ahead cheesy cheesy
WISDOM.

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Politics / Re: Edward Onoja Slams Omoyele Sowore Over His 'Prayer' For His Daughter (Photos) by slimjosh231(m): 7:37pm On Apr 11, 2021
If his conscience has not been pricked, a simple ā€œAMENā€ is more then enough.

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Celebrities / Re: Woli Arole And Yemi White Wedding Pictures by slimjosh231(m): 7:32pm On Apr 11, 2021
Flackoo:
The lady is the biggest winner in all of these!! She was ushered out the league of sprinters into a home of laughter at no cost!!
You say this cos he is a comedian? On what basis have you placed this your statement? Prolly your assumption I guess.
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For April 9 2021 In Nigeria by slimjosh231(m): 9:53am On Apr 10, 2021
Thieves rogues and criminals giving us fake figures on a daily. How come this shitty info keeps making front page is what Iā€™m yet to understand.

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