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Phones / Re: OPPO A92 For ₦109,900: Is It Worth It? by slimjosh231(m): 8:43am On Aug 11, 2020
Nonsense overhyped phone.
Romance / Re: Why Do Handsome Guys End Up With Less Attractive Women? by slimjosh231(m): 10:11pm On Aug 08, 2020
Majority of beautiful educated ladies we have out there are nothing related to a Wife material.

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Crime / Re: Police Vow To Stop 8/8 Cult Celebration In Ogun by slimjosh231(m): 11:44am On Aug 08, 2020
Nonsense.
Politics / Re: Fire Guts ECOWAS Secretariat In Abuja by slimjosh231(m): 8:34am On Aug 05, 2020
WAYO government. Give us something more entertaining please.
Sports / Re: Zidane Named World’s Best Manager Ahead Of Klopp, Guardiola by slimjosh231(m): 8:33am On Aug 05, 2020
nairavsdollars:
Arteta deserves it
Nice thought.
Family / Re: Why you Shouldn't Leave Your Parents House When You're Not Capable by slimjosh231(m): 11:42pm On Jul 29, 2020
Vyzz:







Wow


At 14 u were already teaching
Hahaha. BUSTED”.
Crime / Re: 4 Policemen Killed By Armed Robbers In Ebonyi, Others Injured by slimjosh231(m): 11:32pm On Jul 29, 2020
Kosiso12:



Can you now go back to sleep since you have seen the picture?
What now stopped you from uploading it ever since? Must you be called out? What’s worth doing is worth doing well.
Crime / Re: 4 Policemen Killed By Armed Robbers In Ebonyi, Others Injured by slimjosh231(m): 8:59pm On Jul 29, 2020
Kosiso12:
BREAKING!!! Four Policemen Killed, Others Injured In Ebonyi State By Armed Robbers

Four Policemen have been killed by armed robbers in Ezzamgbo, Ebonyi State.

According to an eyewitness who shared the report to IGBERE TV, the armed robbers blocked a van conveying a huge amount of money to a new generational bank and started shooting sporadically.

"They blocked the van but the driver refused to stop."

"The armed robbers started shooting sporadically and also exchanged gun shots with the policemen leading to the death of four Policemen while others were injured".

"They couldn't steal the money as the driver of the vehicle was able to escape with money but with a wound on his hand", he said.

As at the time of filing this report, their bodies have been evacuated to a nearby hospital.

Source: https://igberetvnews.com/1359784/breaking-four-policemen-killed-others-injured-ebonyi-state-armed-robbers/
Don’t believe everything you see out here on the media. Very “Fishy”. What kind of whacked journalism is this? No images? How do you want to convince the public? “Reports from an unnamed eye witness”. If you can’t give us the real deal you opt to do, your cubicle sense of journalism shouldn’t exceed your “fantasy” engulfed brain. Your blog will do better if it started offering strictly panic and comedy stories since that’s all you putting out here. The “fabricated news” won’t give you a selling point that you so much crave for, the “REAL” news is what “TRUE” journalism is all about. That’s when you begin to grow and a religion is born. People begin to “stay glued” and “worship” your channel cos you speak truth. A man that speaks the truth is a man that fears God. What do you really stand to gain?? You see the magic that happens with “sports channels” during the weekends right? Stand for something please.

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Romance / Re: The Lady In My Life, My Burden. by slimjosh231(m): 8:06pm On Jul 28, 2020
CaveAdullam:
As a man, putting a woman above your goals is one of the most dangerous simping mistake.

MBBS ko, Doctor fa.......better be ready when she finally shit you like a poo after graduation.

Be simping there.
“Taken out of my head”
Health / Re: Proper Way To Use Face-Shield & Face-Mask - Federal Ministry Of Health by slimjosh231(m): 11:16am On Jul 25, 2020
hopefulLandlord:
But my pastor told me You don't need a facemask or facesheild or nosemask to protect yourself from Coro. All you need is believe in the protection from the blood of a Jew who couldn't survive ordinary 3 nails and screamed to ask why his dad forsook him 2000 years or so ago
Repent and give your life to Christ now that you still have the time.

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Religion / Re: Prophet Bomadi: Pray For Goodluck Jonathan, They Will Send Assassins To Kill Him by slimjosh231(m): 11:34am On Jul 06, 2020
They have come again with another format. Man must chop this 2020.
Health / Re: Please Help: My Wife Has Asthma by slimjosh231(m): 8:28pm On Jul 04, 2020
I have instant remedy for her.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Mocks Senator Mitt Romney For Marching With Black Lives Matter Protesters by slimjosh231(m): 9:25pm On Jun 08, 2020
Abfinest007:
Trump u are finished .opponent must bring his a game to defeat an incumbent thats what ronmey is doing. Trump is becoming foolish fighting everyone
1)british prime minister
2)france president
3)germany councillor
You know nothing.
Romance / Re: I Owe Nobody A Tight kitten, If You Can't Swim Then You Drown- Nigerian Lady Says by slimjosh231(m): 2:06am On Apr 18, 2020
This one na Mobile Brothel o.
Romance / Re: Video: When I Tell People My ASS Claps They Don't Believe Watch My Ass Clapping by slimjosh231(m): 10:45pm On Apr 15, 2020
Adefemi404:
Actress Nkechi Blessing Sunday has set the social media on fire with her clapping ASS.

the 31 years old actress uploaded a video of her ass clapping and that made people crazy.

She wrote "many people will go to hell fire watching me twerk my clapping ass.

I don't know if all my Acctress are prostitutes or what.

Watch the video below.

[https://real-global-info..com/2020/04/video-when-i-tell-people-my-ass-claps.html]
Mobile brothel.

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Romance / Re: Another 2 Weeks ���� Am Frustrated And I Need Prick ; Busty Ada (photos) by slimjosh231(m): 10:39pm On Apr 15, 2020
donbachi:
Most of dis girls are just mobile brothel...with no small shame for dia eyes...see her face like salamander.
“Savage”
Celebrities / Re: Princess Shyngle Loses Her Pregnancy by slimjosh231(m): 5:50pm On Apr 06, 2020
Hard luck.
Romance / Re: My Boss' Girlfriend Is In Love With Me by slimjosh231(m): 12:09pm On Mar 22, 2020
borngeologist:
I can never lose the job he his just a senior colleague and secondly that his not his wife na just gf.. If na wife na that one losing of job go they involve
This shows clearly you’ve fallen for this lady already. You’ve already convinced and justified all the evil plans in your head already. You don’t know life yet.
Politics / Re: Oshiomole: My Troublers Are Not From Edo by slimjosh231(m): 7:06am On Mar 06, 2020
Illustration of Nigeria’s Judicial system.

Romance / Re: Wife Confronts Her Husband And His Side Chic At Benin Hotel, Tears Her Dress by slimjosh231(m): 8:55pm On Mar 05, 2020
AfroKnight:
Useless wife.

You went to disgrace the babe. Why? This is the irritating character that made your husband look elsewhere. When all you give him is stress, Man will seek succour in the arms of a mistress. The ministrations of a mistress will help him calm down. If not he would have kicked your troublesome yansh out of his house.

The man is the victim here. What a pity. embarassed



Edit:

all of you quoting me to disagree. Ori yin ti gbale. Shey you cannot see the garage behaviour of this cantankerous wife? A pity the man has to live with her under the same roof.

Any wife that embarrasses her husband like this is not worthy to be called a wife. She must be returned to her father’s house and the bride price must be refunded with interest to cover inflation.

ThIs innocent hapless man is enduring a toxic woman in marriage. Sad.
You still entered 2020 with Mumu. God help you. Just read the rubbish you wrote all over again.
Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot, Fred Amata, Segun Arinze, Bimbo Akintola Visit Ned Nwoko by slimjosh231(m): 11:00pm On Feb 12, 2020
victorian:



Be ye transfomed by the renewing of your mind. has given me the power to create wealth.
Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot, Fred Amata, Segun Arinze, Bimbo Akintola Visit Ned Nwoko by slimjosh231(m): 10:25pm On Feb 12, 2020
Using style to go and beg Money.

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Business / Re: Forbes 2020 World's Richest: Only 4 Nigerians Make Exclusive Billionaires List by slimjosh231(m): 10:22pm On Feb 12, 2020
DrChukki:
In the next 4 years, a Nairalander will be on that list...

If that's you say Amen
AMEN. You’ll come back to remember this my post.

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Romance / Re: My Valentine's Gifts For My Girlfriend Are Finally Here. Come And See by slimjosh231(m): 4:03pm On Feb 08, 2020
Offpoint:
Pathetic.... girlfriend, not wife.

God no gimme this kind pikin, even na billionaire him wan be... dash am small sense.

By the way, that hand I'm seeing doesn't look like someone fingers who can afford iPhone... hand is as dry as shit in harmattan.

More like a sales rep in phone store
Here is a Man endowed with so much wisdom. Too much sense will continue to be your portion.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Reveals The Face Of His Son On N150M Customized Diamond Necklace by slimjosh231(m): 12:01pm On Dec 03, 2019
chudez0147:
Na so #mi Lordy......
Shun Cultism and accept Jesus Christ my brother.
Romance / Re: Joro Olumofin: Letter To Runs Girls Forming Motivational Speakers On SocialMedia by slimjosh231(m): 4:40am On Dec 03, 2019
NoraPibowei:
Go and sleep jor,everybody want to trend
Shut up your mouth. Is he using your eyes to sleep? Guilty conscience.

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Sports / Re: Lampard Confirms Abraham Will Be Out Of West Ham Clash Due To Hip Injury by slimjosh231(m): 12:30am On Nov 30, 2019
Aturitoroman:
HA MY FPL O angry
bring in Vardy or Jiminez and be sure of goals.
Romance / Re: My New Boyfriend Uses Gold Circle Condom, I Want A Break Up by slimjosh231(m): 12:13am On Nov 27, 2019
TeeFeh:
Okay so I just started dating this guy a few months ago but we haven’t met since we started dating, so I went to his place for sleepover last weekend and I saw a GOLD CIRCLE condom in his room.

I was surprised because I have not seen a Gold Circle condom in years, and I think its a cheap one. Why not Durex, Kiss, Flex or other new age brand. Gold Circle is cheap and I had to go out to buy a Durex if we wanted to have sex. In his defence, he uses Gold Circle and its more affordable for him.

I am thinking of breaking up with him because I cannot deal with someone that thinks its okay to use GOLD CIRCLE condom. Am I overreacting??
Omg, do foolish people like this still exist?
Celebrities / Re: Diane Yashim Stuns At The Future Awards, Says 'stars Don’t Struggle To Shine' by slimjosh231(m): 8:56pm On Nov 25, 2019
Three of the pictures is the same background and same sandal.

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Celebrities / Re: Diane Yashim Stuns At The Future Awards, Says 'stars Don’t Struggle To Shine' by slimjosh231(m): 8:47pm On Nov 25, 2019
I just love the caption not the pix. That fourth one is “lit”.
Crime / Re: Cameroonian Soldiers Kill A Nigerian Businessman For Selling Tramadol (Graphic) by slimjosh231(m): 9:28pm On Nov 22, 2019
God will help us.

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Politics / Re: Amaechi Says FG Willl Build $800 Million Seaport In Warri by slimjosh231(m): 11:53am On Nov 22, 2019
celeiyke:
The federal government is set to build a new Sea Port, estimated to cost $800 million in Pessu area of Warri in Delta state.

Minister of Transportation, Rt Hon Rotimi Amaechi disclosed this Thursday, at the Petroleum Training Institute Conference Centre, in Uvwie council area of Delta state.



Amaechi who was in company of the Minister of State for Labour and Employment, Mr Festus Keyamo (SAN) and Director-General, National Directorate of Employment, Dr. Nasiru Ladan Argungu tasked youths of the area to support the forthcoming project.

The trio were in the state to present starter packs, micro enterprise enhancement loans and resettlement packages to 1,700 women and youths under the National Directorate of Employment empowerment programme.

While urging youths to ensure the project goes on smoothly when it takes off Amaechi revealed further that a similar Sea Port will be built in Bonny, Bonny local government area of Rivers state

“We are building a brand new Sea Port in Pessu. It will cost 800 million dollars. When you stop them from working you are losing such a huge investment where the entire community can be contractors, some can supply sand.

“There is also the Bonny sea Port that is coming. The best thing to do is allow the development. Imagine the companies that have left Warri, let the Sea Port project go on smoothly,” the minister appealed.



On his part, the Minister of State for Labour and Employment, Mr. Keyamo reassured of the federal government’s commitment to lift millions of Nigerians out of poverty.

He added that with what is being given in this early stage of President Muhammadu Buhari’s administration, Deltans should expect more, in terms of empowerment, to come in the next few years.

Some items given to the beneficiaries drawn from the 25 LGAs in the state include sewing machines, knitting machines, welding machines and cash sums.

https://thenationonlineng.net/fg-to-build-800m-seaport-in-warri-amaechi/
Audio government.

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