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Celebrities / Re: Tacha And Mercy Shade Themselves by slimjosh231(m): 8:04am On Nov 19, 2019
Nonsense news.

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Romance / Re: My Friend Brings Ladies To My House For Sex. I'm Depressed Now by slimjosh231(m): 7:41pm On Nov 18, 2019



Well, since you're a good guy, there's nothing you can do about it. Just keep us updated when he burns your house down.
Savage reply
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend's Mother Doesn't Like Me Because I Have Tattoo - Lady Cries Out by slimjosh231(m): 7:19pm On Nov 18, 2019
cucumbae:
Any naija lady with a tatoo is a runs gel and olosho.No decent gel draws tatoo on her body.
MUMU
Celebrities / Re: Efia Odo's Transparent Outfit To The 2019 4syte Awards Ceremony by slimjosh231(m): 5:56pm On Nov 18, 2019
seanwilliam:
If I catch dat yansh grin
The yansh the run?

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Celebrities / Re: Efia Odo's Transparent Outfit To The 2019 4syte Awards Ceremony by slimjosh231(m): 5:55pm On Nov 18, 2019
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Romance / Re: Endowed Model Sanchi Showcases Her Massive Behind In See Through Lingerie by slimjosh231(m): 9:39am On Nov 14, 2019
Pettyprincess:
Wow!!! Even as a lady i can say she is damn hot!!! See big ass grin grin
Ass makes someone hot?
NYSC / Re: Corper Susan Joseph Poses With Her Students, Says 'I Don't Want To Leave Rivers' by slimjosh231(m): 9:30am On Nov 14, 2019
OkwuruOKARISIA:
A female corps member attached to Rivers State has shown the love she has for her students and the state of Rivers.

This she professed on her Facebook (Susan Suzy Joseph) birthday post where she uploaded pictures of herself on the school's uniform.

"If Repeating service year is something recommendable,,,I wouldn't mind repeating till my students Leave SS3

I am not just a corper teaching in this school..
I am a corper who have turned her students into her siblings also...

Please I dont want to leave Rivers state after service just because of these children..
Help me Tag Governor Wike

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CORPER SUSAN

#15November
#PHKoppa
#SS1Students
BMGS,Bori,RIVERS STATE"
Are you seeking for a job with style?
Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile Pleads With Funke Akindele To Feature Him In "Jenifa's Diary" by slimjosh231(m): 11:37pm On Nov 13, 2019
This guy is just begging his way around everything.

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Reacts To Otedola 5Bn Donation To DJ Cuppy Foundation In A Funny Way by slimjosh231(m): 4:12pm On Nov 13, 2019
partnerbizn5:
Audio 5bn oooo.

Na family affair...
Too much sense. Family affair.
Celebrities / Re: “I Am Living Proof Of God’s Wonders” – Wizkid by slimjosh231(m): 7:00pm On Nov 11, 2019
Start using your music to glorify God.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Want A Good Job In Nigeria? 6 Factors To Consider by slimjosh231(m): 7:17am On Nov 08, 2019
All nonsense. Even if you can’t read and write, with the right connection you’ll rule this Country.

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Labels Yul Edochie's Prayer An Antichrist Post by slimjosh231(m): 7:14am On Nov 08, 2019
General0847:

This is another religious zombie who bases everything on the Bible. Over 60% of the world population are not Christians but block heads like you use the Bible as a basis for everything. You're dangerously ignorant yet you talk about the truth, what truth? Truth based on hearsay from a fictional that came into existence long after mankind existed.
Even a fool is considered wise if he keeps his mouth shut. “Shutup”.

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Labels Yul Edochie's Prayer An Antichrist Post by slimjosh231(m): 5:29am On Nov 08, 2019
toprealman:
But not according to your folly grin. You see why Sunday school is relevant grin
Shutup your mouth. Daddy Freeze said the blunt truth which is soo difficult for you hypocrites to swallow. Bible said pray for your enemies not kill them. The bible even said “when you do what is right in the sight of God, even your enemies will be forced to be at peace with you.
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Labels Yul Edochie's Prayer An Antichrist Post by slimjosh231(m): 5:26am On Nov 08, 2019
General0847:

You lack manners and proper home training.
Stick to the topic. Did D. Freeze lie? Did he not give bible reference? Who has bewitched you guys? Why is the truth soo difficult for you guys to see and understand??
Family / Re: I'm Struggling With Love In My Marriage by slimjosh231(m): 8:01pm On Nov 07, 2019
I won’t waste my time and resources on such a rude fellow. The OP is too rude, that might be the problem in your marriage. You came online for advice and you acting like you know it all already. Why disturb us then? Go and sit your ass down jaree.

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Labels Yul Edochie's Prayer An Antichrist Post by slimjosh231(m): 7:28pm On Nov 07, 2019
toprealman:
Same Bible you despise says I should not reply a FOOL according to his folly before I become just like you.
You just replied me. That makes you what?? Answer yourself. Hypocrisy. “Spits”
Politics / Re: Names Of Osinbajo’s Aides Fired By Buhari by slimjosh231(m): 4:33pm On Nov 07, 2019
Oga you sell us story you no go give us change??
Politics / Re: Osinbajo’s Security Beat Abayomi Adeshida, Vanguard Photojournalist by slimjosh231(m): 4:20pm On Nov 07, 2019
Lawless country where the rich keep oppressing the poor with their stolen wealth.

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Crime / Re: Ten Soldiers Killed, Nine Injured In Jihadist Ambush by slimjosh231(m): 4:18pm On Nov 07, 2019
Where is the picture? They don start another story again.

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Labels Yul Edochie's Prayer An Antichrist Post by slimjosh231(m): 4:16pm On Nov 07, 2019
toprealman:
This freeze guy na real wahala.
His case file will be opened not just the little horrible things you've done. No worry.....every food get "cooking point", your food de fire. E go soon done.
Shut up and stick to the topic. Is it not boldly written in your bible that way? Dumb hypocrite. It’s not just to read and know, it’s to read and practice.
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Labels Yul Edochie's Prayer An Antichrist Post by slimjosh231(m): 4:13pm On Nov 07, 2019
jpmoriarti:
See all there horrible comments. Even when DF provided scriptural backing. They still want to hold on to what their pastors thought them out of sentiment and emotions. kiss kiss
Your head get oil. It’s boldly written there for them to see. Dumb hypocrites.

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Labels Yul Edochie's Prayer An Antichrist Post by slimjosh231(m): 4:11pm On Nov 07, 2019
Afonjacoward:
Freeze has always been a fool no doubt about that.
A man that can't keep a family is going around having sexual inter course with a woman whom he has not paid her dowry.
You are here quoting the Bible as if you obey every word in the Bible.
Yeye freezer like you.
Shut up, if you’re a Christian you’ll know Daddy Freeze is right. It’s boldly written there for you to see. Do you need glasses?? Read your Bible.
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Labels Yul Edochie's Prayer An Antichrist Post by slimjosh231(m): 4:09pm On Nov 07, 2019
General0847:
Daddy freeze needs to freeze sometimes. Learn to respect other people's opinion without agreeing with it.
Shut up, if you’re a Christian you’ll know Daddy Freeze is right. It’s boldly written there for you to see. Do you need glasses??

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Celebrities / Re: E-Money And Juliet Okonkwo Celebrate 10th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by slimjosh231(m): 4:05pm On Nov 07, 2019
seangy4konji:
Long money like train...

Money weh bullion van no fit pack..

God weh donyour own go do my own.

Congrats.

PS..masturbators weh buhari don't wreck their life go full the thread..dem no deh like see person weh god bless. Dem go deh call efcc. Dem no call efcc for sarako or useless dino melaye..just look up and down..they will ask for source of wealth but not source of poverty..the dangote trailer weh go crush una and make your families weep still deh load cement..
Nice comment, just that the “curse” part wasn’t necessary.
Politics / Re: Debt Servicing Gulps N8 Trillion As FG Seeks More Loans by slimjosh231(m): 6:31am On Nov 01, 2019
opportunes:
President Muhammadu Buhari said yesterday in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, that Nigeria is willing to mobilize additional capital from development finance institutions for the upgrade of critical infrastructure in the country. This is even as the Federal Government has so far spent N7.9trillion in servicing various external and domestic debts in five years, almost as huge…

Read more: https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/debt-servicing-gulps-n8trn-as-fg-seeks-more-loans.html
Just another scope to steal our money.

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Sports / Re: Hugo Gatti: If Messi Wants To Be The Best, He Has To Go To Madrid by slimjosh231(m): 1:53pm On Oct 31, 2019
Igbosmoker:
that is how stupid some of Ronaldo fans sound.

They'll say messi should go to EPL, he should win international trophy yet only real Madrid in LA liga has more champions league titles than the useless overrated EPL. Dem too mumu. The same EPL aguero(he can't lace messi boot) is dominating

Messi the only player to win this international achievements

1x Olympic best player
2x copa america best player
1x FIFA world cup best Player.

Oya show me which one pelnado won?

grin messi has never played in England but have more goals against England top teams than ronaldo who has played there for years grin.

Messi is 3 years younger but has more golden boots, golden balls, team titles, individual achievement, goals ratio, assists than old papa grin
Useless and very wrong statistics. You’re just in a rush to prove your ignorance.

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Politics / Re: King Salman Greeted President Buhari With Utmost Respect (Photos) by slimjosh231(m): 8:37pm On Oct 30, 2019
sarrki:
President Buhari meets with King Salman of Kingdom of Saudi Arabia in Riyadh on the margins of the Future Investment Initiative (#FII2019)
A king is not respected in his home town.

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Romance / Re: Should I Continue This Relationship Or Quit? by slimjosh231(m): 8:22pm On Oct 30, 2019
frankyskyboi:
I started a relationship with a lady in March this year and it's been going on well though she works in Lagos while I'm in the eastern part of the country.

When we were at the introductory part of the relationship, I asked about her family and she told me they are separated. I asked what's the reason for the separation and she said its due to irreconcilable differences and they separated when she was a toddler that it's her dad that raised her up tho she keeps contact occasionally with her mum.

She stays with her aunts in Lagos. I asked if she asked both parents to know why and she said she only asked her dad and he said he doesn't want her mum to be working class and she insisted to be One that he wants her to be a stay at home wife. I asked if she heard from her mum and she said no. She also said her aunts said same thing her dad said.

The reason really didn't go down well with me as it's too flimsy and I've told her to ask her mum and she keeps procrastinating or giving one excuse or the other. It beats my imagination how a grown up adult can't know with conviction why her parents separated or I guess the truth is being hidden.

I'm bringing this up here because my brother married from a separated home and it was war before my parents gave consent. If she can't give me concrete reason why the parents broke up which I'll present before my parents, I really don't know how the relationship can move forward because we detest divorce in our family.

Please I need your advice if I should continue or quit.
You really love this gal in question or you just want to get married to her?
Crime / Re: Woman Burns The Hands Of Her Stepson In Nasarawa (Graphic Photos) by slimjosh231(m): 5:01pm On Oct 30, 2019
The heart of Man is desperately wicked.
Fashion / Re: I Lightened My Skin And I Now Have Multiple Stretch Marks by slimjosh231(m): 11:22pm On Oct 29, 2019
Kaybex007:


Seriously speaking, I understand you, that is why I wrote that "I thank God that I am not a lady" cuz everything about ladies if fragile. A lady needs so much more than a man to maintain every part of her body, starting from menstruation to others. I hail all the ladies in the world.
Oga niceman. Are you this calm with your wife or Gf ?
Celebrities / Re: Emeka Ike And Yolanda Pfeiffer Welcome New Baby Girl, Oluchi by slimjosh231(m): 12:32pm On Oct 29, 2019
Threebear:
Hope he treats this one better than he did the first .

Heard he emotionally and physically his first wife .

Dear second wife know that the same broom used to kill the cockroach will also be used to kill the rat . cool
Very wicked heart.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump: This Dog Chased Al-Baghdadi, ISIS Leader - US President Reveals by slimjosh231(m): 11:36am On Oct 29, 2019
Freemanbobble:

You know nothing son
You know nothing about terrorism son
Our soldiers are trying
Terrorists are like hydra. When their head is cut off then expect another head as an outgrowth from different parts of the body instantly
Which means they are a movement
You can't put an end to terrorism. You can only reduce their activities

Even if you combine all military branches and forces from different part of the world still you can defeat terrorist

Al Qaeda, al-shabhab, taliban, Hamas, Al nusra front, hizbul Mujahedeen, lakshar e-taiba, hayat tahir Al -al- sham are bigger boys
Even America dey fear to engage these boys one on one
Because those boys nor dey retreat and them nor dey surrender. Especially that Taliban

And i repeat you know nothing son
Shut up. Stop displaying ignorance.

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