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Family / Re: This Is A Fallout From The Happenings In Chrisland School VGC Lagos. by SlimOfy(m): 5:39pm On Apr 22, 2022
Too long, someone should please summarize...
Politics / Re: Betta Edu Joins APC, Launches Campaign For National Women Leader by SlimOfy(m): 11:49am On Mar 21, 2022
Betta was never an activist, She was a political appointee...
She was just doing Her job, as of then
Romance / Re: Checking Her Phone Has Cost Us Our Beautiful Relationship by SlimOfy(m): 3:33pm On Feb 20, 2020
So sorry about ur story... The only thing I love about the story, is ur fone
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity Hits Katsina Borders, Litre Goes For N250 by SlimOfy(m): 7:13pm On Nov 17, 2019
Pls anyone with Dangote Pre-Employment test past questions or any idea about it? Pls help a brother
Politics / Re: Situation Room Calls For Cancellation Of Kogi Elections by SlimOfy(m): 7:12pm On Nov 17, 2019
What ever happens election was held... What am I even typing self? Pls anyone with Dangote Pre-Employment test past questions or any idea about it? Pls help a brother

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Politics / Re: Bonny Island: Nigeria's Most Organised Island With Amazing Scenery by SlimOfy(m): 4:44am On Nov 16, 2019
This is obviously the Residential Area of NLNG...
P.S: The main city is like 800yrs behind those images you see there

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Car Talk / Re: This Machine Can Wash Dangote Trucks, BRT, Luxurious Buses, Trailers In 6mins by SlimOfy(m): 9:57am On May 18, 2019
How abt the interior
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: A.S. Roma Bans Their Players From Taking Pictures With Drake by SlimOfy(m): 9:44am On Apr 16, 2019
I now believe it's a Nigerian that handles that account...
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Nairaland Portfolio For Logo Designers 2019 V1.0 by SlimOfy(m): 9:00am On Mar 14, 2019
Space reserved
Politics / Re: DSS Warns Public Against Dealing With Sacked DG, Daura by SlimOfy(m): 10:03pm On Feb 20, 2019
Timothy92:
Please , one of my brother come out with second class uper, elect elect
And he is looking for work , please if u can help

09034429201
Please consider me also...
Politics / Re: Ebonyi Traditional Rulers Endorse Buhari, Umahi by SlimOfy(m): 7:03pm On Jan 30, 2019
Osagyefo98:



If u see an ebonyi ask am if he is an igbo man....

The answer will shock u coz they are not.
Take and go and buy sense...

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Politics / Re: Ex-governor Nnamani Visits Enugu Government House For The First Time In 12 Years by SlimOfy(m): 6:40pm On Jan 20, 2019
neighbourhud:


your pictorial response is epic. cheesy cheesy cheesy
My brother, I just tire for the comment..
Politics / Re: Ex-governor Nnamani Visits Enugu Government House For The First Time In 12 Years by SlimOfy(m): 6:50am On Jan 17, 2019
searchlight:
whatever nnamani Is well love by his people and the people of Enugu state. all the political actors in Enugu as we speak were product of nnamani ( ebe ano). he raised so many people during his regime from zero to national figure. as far as you are ready he looks not on your family background or political structure before anointing you and that's why he's loved. other will appoint established, experienced and rich fellows in offices but nnamani appointed young, vibrant and intellect in offices no matter your who you are. he made ekweremadu, chime, ugwuanyi, ayogu Eze, frank nweke, ken nnamani and to save space. he once said that " one needs not to be educated to have a contribution in a Democratic settings" he appointed even illiterate and alleviated poverty in many homes back then, he has his flows like every Nigerian politician but he's the most loved governor of Enugu and my political role model

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Politics / Re: Udom Emmanuel Buys SUVs For Royal Fathers In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by SlimOfy(m): 10:15pm On Nov 03, 2018
The fear of AKPABIO...
Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike Gets. A Sex Doll For His Birthday (Photos/Video) by SlimOfy(m): 6:30am On Nov 01, 2018
nepapole:
Mumu
No be lie
Phones / Re: Tips On Getting A New Phone by SlimOfy(m): 7:36am On Oct 31, 2018
You forgot to add the PRICE...
You need no even look up for the phone you cannot afford...

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Politics / Re: Npower Beneficiaries Attack Atiku And His Media Team For Trying To Discredit It. by SlimOfy(m): 7:23am On Oct 23, 2018
Butterflyleo:


Ogbeni stop this your unnecessary famzing. Shishi no gum you there wey you dey.

You have a record as the most failed nairalander ever and one would think that your famzing all over the place would actually erase the fact that you are simply a security man aka mai guard .

You are one of those who need this Npower most so that it can at least improve you in areas your failed music career couldn't.
Are you suggesting N-music for people like him? Ur bad mouth no be for here

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Politics / Re: 2019 Election; APC Defies INEC, Submits Zamfara Candidates’ List by SlimOfy(m): 1:38pm On Oct 19, 2018
Wetin be my own?
by the way, has anyone been able to register for the Airforce Recruitment?
NYSC / Re: Certificates Acquired During NYSC by SlimOfy(m): 3:44pm On Oct 18, 2018
fvckme:
All na wash
You self no get chill....
Apart from the professional certs, any other certificate other then Discharge, nah real wash...
I remember while serving my CDS president asked us to pay for a certificate, I tell am say I no want ooo
Celebrities / Re: Taxify Driver: 'How Davido’s Boys Battered Me In Lekki' by SlimOfy(m): 2:03pm On Oct 12, 2018
Benekruku:
When you dont have Juju, people just be taking you for a ride


They would have been dying serially after beating him up


They would have all died before they know its spiritual attack
Nah wah for you OK...
Crime / Re: Staff Steals 52 Computers, 3 Weeks After Employment (Photo) by SlimOfy(m): 11:12am On Oct 12, 2018
I was hoping to see the 52 computers....
Crime / Re: Husband Conspires With Friends, Robs Wife 159k by SlimOfy(m): 11:07am On Oct 04, 2018
This one isn't robbery nah... Its just a miscellaneous fee
Celebrities / Re: Davido Remembers His Late Friend, Tagbo, One Year After by SlimOfy(m): 10:38am On Oct 04, 2018
sheymoni:
That guy died for nothing. Now that I phone XS is out , the poor guy will be turning 360 degree in his grave
Why are you this heartless nah?
Celebrities / Re: Skiibii & Broda Shaggi: I Don't Pay Tithes, Religion Nigeria Greatest Problem by SlimOfy(m): 10:35pm On Oct 02, 2018
Skibbi DAT died and rose again ba?

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Politics / Re: Governor Ugwuanyi Emerge PDP Candidate In Enugu State by SlimOfy(m): 9:16pm On Sep 30, 2018
Nanorest:
Trash...... APC is taking over
No think am oooo

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Business To Business / Re: Ice Block Making Machine Available For Sale by SlimOfy(m): 6:02pm On Jun 18, 2018
victor4u:
I have these Ice blocking making machines for sale @ a give away price. I am travelling, so I want to sell them off.

2 machines that makes minimum of 50blocks each afta 6hrs of constant light.

Average cost of blocks now is 150naira

Imagine making 150* 50blocks * 2machines = =N=15,000 per day..u do not need any other job again.

Each machines is selling for just 150k each...u can never get it cheaper.

Call Victor on 08139549988, 08054523301 or bbm 2BB70410

Where do you reside? I will really need ur help on this
Sports / Re: Angry Fan Set His Nigerian Jersey On Fire (Photos, Video) by SlimOfy(m): 4:16pm On Jun 18, 2018
So the jersey even catch fire... With the price tag at 41k, the Jersey should be fire proof..
Sports / Re: World Cup 2018 Trophy Unveiled (photos) by SlimOfy(m): 6:12pm On Jun 14, 2018
Arthurwinner:
well d trophy is coming home to naija
you mean this trophy?

Travel / Re: Night View Of The Ayade Industrial Park In Calabar (Beautiful Photos) by SlimOfy(m): 8:09am On Jun 10, 2018
Where are the industries? Let's not be deceived, that guy is just running us FORMAT

Romance / Re: Man Forgives His Pregnant Fiancée Who Cheated On Him With His Brother by SlimOfy(m): 9:27am On Jun 04, 2018
This guy must be competing to be the next jESUS... I can't call that forgiveness mbok....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 7 Costly Mistakes On CV That Leave Graduates Unemployed by SlimOfy(m): 7:57am On Jan 26, 2018
This was so enlightening... Thanks OP
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Bally Evicted From Big Brother Naija by SlimOfy(m): 9:09pm On Apr 02, 2017
peeparty:




biggie made 330M this week only. And you wonder why only 1 housemate leave every week Una don see am na.

Well looking at the bright side he@Bally would have davido and co escort him back to naija... shocked



cos u heard 11m votes lolz, wont be upto that sha, cos wechat is free

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