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Politics / Re: Delta LGA Election: PDP sweeps all 25 Chairmanship seats by Slimzjoe(m): 8:39pm On Jul 14

Hearty Congratulations my LGA chairman Re-elect For Oshimili North, Innocent Esewezie. A Governor in making.

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Politics / Re: Edo 2024: Friday Itulah, Kenneth Ahbulimen Step Down For Asue Ighodalo by Slimzjoe(m): 12:15am On Jan 05
Indispensable85:


And he supported Atiku? Power rotation indeed! What's the definition of hypocrisy again?

In politics, nothing is Certain or Fixed. There's always space for common sense. As much as we practice Zoning in Delta, there are certain areas where we all pretend not to notice it's not being zoned.

Every Right thinking Individual would rather have Atiku than Wike as President.


Emphasis on "right thinking Individual."

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Politics / Re: Edo 2024: Friday Itulah, Kenneth Ahbulimen Step Down For Asue Ighodalo by Slimzjoe(m): 9:37pm On Jan 04
Splashme:


Obaseki has said he does not have a candidate and that he will support any aspirant that wins the primaries
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Yes. I admire how he's insistent on power Rotating Amongst the Senatorial Zones. Something he picked up from Delta state.
That zoning reduces Chaos and fosters unity

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Food / Re: Bush Meat Versus Chicken? by Slimzjoe(m): 10:16pm On Dec 25, 2023
You've Provided the best you can and an entirely different experience this Christmas as well.

Merry Christmas to you and your Family Op

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Education / Re: Reps Ask FG To Ban Queen Primer Textbook, It Contains ‘sexual Perversions’ (pic by Slimzjoe(m): 7:31am On Oct 20, 2023
Myself2:


Exactly.
And I never knew the book was warped with a satanic Obamaic agenda
blueghost:
Just imagine!!! They just want to bastardaise the system by all means. Queen premier wey person use learn how to read all those 2 letters and 3 letter words. Na by force to be LGBTQ even music movies religion sports they are trying to shove it down people throats. I like how Qatar handled them at the world cup.
We must resist by all means this barbarian acts


Backwards illiterates that has never opened Queen Premier grin
See how you're fooling yourself like that wacko Rep. Look for the book and read!
Gay used in the book is referring to Happy! Olodo

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Education / Re: Reps Ask FG To Ban Queen Primer Textbook, It Contains ‘sexual Perversions’ (pic by Slimzjoe(m): 7:28am On Oct 20, 2023
osuofia2:
V
Very useless book, I saw one with my ward. I was surprised the kind of gay words been used there

Fucking lazy Liar

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Politics / Re: Army Discovers Bombs In Ikeja 21 Years After Blast, Begins Clearance by Slimzjoe(m): 8:56am On Oct 11, 2023
b0rn2fuck:
the bomb started around 6 to 7 pm, I live in Maryland. Very close to barrack , I landed in ifako,how I go there with race picking. I no know, we just dey follow crowds dey run .. I am in Ogun state now but I missed there, I used to flirt in barrack before Boko Haram insecurity make Dem dey ask for gate pass

It started later than that bruv. It didn't start before 9pm news but later than 6pm cos weather was already dark. Which was why people wey entering lagoon and Canals blindly.
Also, I remember I was already asleep as at when it began cheesy
Politics / Re: 2023: Delta Governorship Election Results From Polling Units by Slimzjoe(m): 8:54am On Oct 11, 2023
chidonez:


Jeez 😂😂😂😂…..agofure lost despite all the money he spent on the people of agbarho…mhen if na me I go just dry my bed dry cry
That man employed a huge pr team even did roads and empowered the people of agbarho….last last he still lost I can’t believe it!!! SMH


He is now commissioner for Transport!
Politics / Re: Army Discovers Bombs In Ikeja 21 Years After Blast, Begins Clearance by Slimzjoe(m): 8:47am On Oct 11, 2023
b0rn2fuck:
hmmm ,na so them carry cantonment student come our school for Anthony village Lagos, then wan come form Voltron on top of his. The war between us and cantonment students, na soldiers sort ham las las. Come see as military men dey come back secondary students on top fight between both the Anthony village, ajao estate and army cantonment. Some people chop better kobokobo, me na mumu dey. I no dey pass inside class and football field

The bombs exploded throughout the night. How come you and your colleagues where in school ?
Car Talk / Re: Pros And Cons Of Car Tints by Slimzjoe(m): 5:08pm On Sep 25, 2023
Car tint doesn't affect your Vision in anyway.

The Con has to be in the fact that it can harbor criminals safely.

Major Pro for me is that the reduced Sunlight getting into the car makes it easier for me to see

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Family / Re: Advice Needed: Investing For A Family Member (brother) by Slimzjoe(m): 1:37pm On Aug 25, 2023
I've Run my own Barbing saloon before I put workers in it to manage and they ran the business to the ground.

The lessons I've learnt are many. One of which is that no one can handle your business like you can. You can't really tell your brother's motivation towards the business so here's what I'll advise.

Pay for the shop and furnish it well. Then ask him to pay you a certain amount of money every month. Could be 30,40 or 50k depending on your own close observation as to what you think the shop might be producing. This will encourage him to work hard to meet up to your pay and make enough for himself as well.
This is just what I think. You might have better ideas

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Romance / Re: Photos Of A Cute Couple Who Met On Nairaland by Slimzjoe(m): 11:11pm On Jul 16, 2023
Mytime24 this could be us but you've not replied me for 6 years now cheesy
Autos / Re: LPG/CNG/PETROL Hybrid Generator Carburator Sale by Slimzjoe(m): 1:46pm On Jul 05, 2023
mytime24:
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Health / Re: Erectile Dysfunction Is Affecting Me Badly by Slimzjoe(m): 10:46pm On Jun 08, 2023
Godisablealltim:
cheap scam :

Ruzu is not even that expensive. That guy na serious criminal

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Romance / Re: Am I wrong for Rejecting a UK Visa? by Slimzjoe(m): 11:12pm On May 26, 2023
Tingotoe:
It depends on you. I came here in 2019 on a student visa. I've since rounded up my studies. What are you into?

Finished Service recently. Looking forward to MSc
Romance / Re: Am I wrong for Rejecting a UK Visa? by Slimzjoe(m): 8:15pm On May 26, 2023
Tingotoe:
Forget the bloody Brits and come join us in Germany cheesy

The only Country I don ever Consider na this Germany grin bro, what's the way forward to get that side?
Romance / Re: Am I wrong for Rejecting a UK Visa? by Slimzjoe(m): 8:13pm On May 26, 2023
SultanOfAbia:
My mother is furious that I don't want to come over to the UK.
This month my younger sister left for UK and it's remaining me.
Documents and all papers are right and after couple family intervention I decided to go for interview.
I really didn't want to go to Uk
I love my life here in Nigeria tho things are hard.. it's still my home
I feel more connected to my father's land.
Going to abroad is not my plan. My mother thinks I'm possessed by spirit that want me to not succeed.
My uncles have pleaded with me to go and join my mum and sis in UK.

I was given UK visa last year, refused to join my sister that traveled this May

honestly I don't want to move to Uk.
I know how hard life can be in 9ja but i still love this country.
Mumsi says she is really dissapoinmented in me for staying back.
Did I do anything wrong?


I have same mindset as you are. I don't want to leave Nigeria. I prefer the life here, the freedom especially

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Politics / Re: Profile Of Sheriff Oborevwori, Delta Governor-Elect by Slimzjoe(m): 9:13am On Mar 24, 2023
coputa:
He wanted to salvage the Delta ship that PDP has wrecked.Nobody came out, they want to turn Delta state to a one party state.Ken Pela of labour party came in late,Ogboru is no longer relevant,So Omo agege wanted to rescue Delta State from the shackles of PDP .

You want to rescue Delta state from Shackles of PDP yet you got Deputy from PDP, you adopted the chief looter, convicted Criminal and Leader of the PDP gang, the man from Oghara as your Leader, you Brought in and aCcepted all the machinaries that have been delivering for PDP and wrecking the state while in PDP into your fold. My brother Agege no wan rescue anything. He just wan continue from where Oghara thief stop
Politics / Re: Profile Of Sheriff Oborevwori, Delta Governor-Elect by Slimzjoe(m): 9:07am On Mar 24, 2023
OmonnakOdapig:

Well explained. 👌

Lols l really look forward Excitedly to the Day PDP☔🌂 Governor will Finally lose elections to opposition at last in a fair & credible Elections. So their Zoning formula succintly explained above, will be upsetted. Just as we had with an APC Northern president in Powrr---Northerner Buhari winning and in the Last elections, PDP ☔🌂☂️was Torn between projecting Northernrr Atiku and a Southern Prospective president , when the Last ln-House PDP ☔🌂☂️President was Jonathan- a Southerner.

Some argued only A southerner should be PDP flagbearer as its the turn of South Naturally, aftrr a Northern lncumbent president just finished his constitutional 2 tenures (8fvcking years).
Others insisted the current president Buhari is not a PDP man and inside PDP, Its turn of North to produce next PDP president after a Southern PDP president. Wahala grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATCwSAbR4-U


The thing about Zoning is that people sometimes twist it to suit their personal interest. Which is why PDP at national were having that debate. Atiku was ready to allow the Consensus agreement stand if there will be further Microzoning but the Likes of Wike No gree. So Atiku took advantage of that
Politics / Re: Profile Of Sheriff Oborevwori, Delta Governor-Elect by Slimzjoe(m): 5:43pm On Mar 23, 2023
OmonnakOdapig:

I am open to Learning. So how are Governors ( Governors-🧠LP/APC/PDP/ANPP ) Elected in The Big Heart, Delta State? Enlighten me.

PDP in Delta state has a Structure and Zoning formula that is in place for even a child born today to see and Follow. At every Point, we always know Which Senatorial District will Produce a Governor.

When it was the turn of Delta South, they Gave us Uduaghan, an Itsekiri man. When it was the turn for Delta North, they have us Okowa an Ika man. When it got to turn of Central again, They gave Us Sheriff from Okpe. Mind you, Central Gave us Ibori from Oghara before.
8 years from now, we all know we are expecting PDP to field a Candidate from Delta south and it won't be An Itsekiri. That time, it would be the turn of Either Isoko or Ijaw. Depending on who they Microzone to.

This Zoning formula is the reason why PDp is unbeatable in the state. You'll always align with them cos you know it would get to your turn too and you'll need them.

This Zoning is also done for Deputy governor and Speaker of the house as well. As Sheriff is Delta Central as Governor, his Deputy is Delta North from Ndokwa which automatically means the Speaker will come from Delta south except the Whoever is being projected decides to forfeit

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Politics / Re: Profile Of Sheriff Oborevwori, Delta Governor-Elect by Slimzjoe(m): 5:33pm On Mar 23, 2023
hopexter:


Deltans continuous vote for PDP without nothing to show for it got to stop. Magic is never gonna happen under PDP as it did during Ibori regime. Deltans have gotten so used to PDP’s Corruption, negligence and poor governance that they now see it as a norm.

I only came to school in delta and got addicted to the place that I adopted Delta as my home but the poor governance since Okowa has been so disappointing but now, heres sheriff who is even worst.


Okowa did us dirty bad bad. We were already to jump ship but Agege made a mistake of allowing the mad men that did us dirty with Okowa to come pitch tent with Him. Deltans decided to go back to PDP cos LP guy was not serious at all

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Politics / Re: Profile Of Sheriff Oborevwori, Delta Governor-Elect by Slimzjoe(m): 5:31pm On Mar 23, 2023
OmonnakOdapig:

So no governor from Ijaw ethnic group yet? And lsokos ethnic group too of lsoko south and lsoko north LGA and comunities like OLEH, AVIARA, OZORO, OYEDE, IGBIDE etc.
Is there no illustrious Ijaw son or isoko son worthy of contesting sef?
Wow. Everyday Urhobo ovuovo local government and Itsekiri and Anioma/delta-igbos/delta north governors. undecided

Are you Deltan? You sound confused. I could educate you on how Governors are chosen in Delta if you want to learn tho
Politics / Re: Oke Umurhohwo Congratulates Sheriff Oborevwori Over His Electoral Win by Slimzjoe(m): 8:18pm On Mar 20, 2023
Sonnobax15:
. Suffering and smiling 😁. Una no dey tire....... Any ways, Sheriff go must surely leave that office via court.

Court will remove him on what grounds?
Politics / Re: Oke Umurhohwo Congratulates Sheriff Oborevwori Over His Electoral Win by Slimzjoe(m): 5:14pm On Mar 20, 2023

Delta is PDP, PDP is Delta.

Deltans have chosen the best amongst the rest.
Congratulations Sheriff, no fall our hand.
Let the Ukodo reach everybody

My greatest joy is that the squad that ruined our Delta state have gone to join Agege in that other side and have now failed together. They're now officially retired!

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Politics / Re: 2023: Delta Governorship Election Results From Polling Units by Slimzjoe(m): 5:49pm On Mar 19, 2023
highchief1:
bros anywhere pdp win Gov,they also win house of assembly.I actually hoped LP will get some assembly seats but from what I see here it’s zero

I'm wondering why and how I'm hearing Agofure of Ughelli North 2 lost his HOA bid but Ughelli North 2 has not sent result for Gubernatorial
Politics / Re: 2023: Delta Governorship Election Results From Polling Units by Slimzjoe(m): 5:48pm On Mar 19, 2023
Oshimili North is Here!

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Politics / Re: 2023: Delta Governorship Election Results From Polling Units by Slimzjoe(m): 3:56pm On Mar 19, 2023
Mach16:


But in all honesty, Asaba is a glorified village. The worst capital city in the whole of south south.

Hello sir, You should Visit Yenagoa some time grin
And no. Asaba is not a glorified Village. I've resided there for over 15 years and I've also been opportuned to visit various state capitals as well for Aluta sake and I can attest to the fact that Asaba is very ok but not up to the standards I wish it were
Politics / Re: 2023: Delta Governorship Election Results From Polling Units by Slimzjoe(m): 2:50pm On Mar 19, 2023
Iqtest:

Bro name five streets that is tared in benin apart from miller in ugbor,
Even the road linking to kabaka house in ugbor isn't tared

Na My Msc Exams I they write? angry
Benin has roads with good road network. Very much better than what we have in Asaba. What point are you desperate to prove boss?
Politics / Re: 2023: Delta Governorship Election Results From Polling Units by Slimzjoe(m): 2:40pm On Mar 19, 2023
Iqtest:


You can't even compare benin to asaba.
Benin is worse than warri,
A state capital you can't drive ten kilometers without encountering a bad road. All the state capitals in Nigeria are bad

Benin Bad road na Mostly Sapele road and the excuse is that it's cos it's a federal road. Inside Benin city has roads and very good road network as well
Politics / Re: 2023: Delta Governorship Election Results From Polling Units by Slimzjoe(m): 12:29pm On Mar 19, 2023
vhykeeytor:
it would do a lot. In one of Agege meeting, he alleged that all the jobs have been given to people from Delta north, I found that very disturbing...what did Ibori and uduaghan do during their time...they employed their people, so why would Okowa own be different? Most ministry in asaba are headed by the uhrobo's and someone is trying to create a balance, and they are complaining. Politics of division and ethnicity profiling is a no no for me. Asiwaju and Agege represent such and it shows irresponsiblity on their path. As for Agege, he should reach out to Asiwaju to give him ministerial position.

Exactly! Agege plays that Jagaban's style. I think it's actually Apc's blueprint. Lie through the media and play Sectional Cards.
I remember that year, we used to joke that if you cannot speak Migwo, you cannot near State Secretariat and everybody laughed and took it as normal.
Okowa came and balanced it, they all started complaining

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Politics / Re: 2023: Delta Governorship Election Results From Polling Units by Slimzjoe(m): 12:26pm On Mar 19, 2023
erictoonice:

He did lots of roads in ughelli, brought transformers and light to many areas in his constituency where there was no light. I no even know say senators dey do project before Agege come in

Of a truth, Agege opened a lot of us eyes to the powers a parliamentarian has. But then again, let's not forget he's the Deputy President of the senate. Also, he's an aspirant

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Politics / Re: 2023: Delta Governorship Election Results From Polling Units by Slimzjoe(m): 12:25pm On Mar 19, 2023
loswhite:
And okowa has too many clean Thieves around him...clap for yourself.

Okowayo is not the one constesting. Please rest

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