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richard (BBA)

i have to say watsup tommyex, missed you during the holiday season
i have to say hiiiiiiiii to everyone,
i have missed you islander

ditch



yaradua

clemcykul:
pardon this one hes just a baby in the house *draws @poster aside, c'mmon dude, grow up!*

who's the baby

as for the poster, some jokes are always wet, it is called recycling!! even the government approves

lol

;d ;d ;d

@ islander kindly 4give moi, tot you are his match brain and brawns

@ poster, hell no wtf?




u?

no

u?

isle babe, howdy?

i like em em, loving, hmm, sweet

NOOOOOOOOOOO, this can't be or can it?

_{*takes a sip of champange* *are you sure it wasn't apples that killed him?*}

life is BEAUTIFUL

yup


u?

ben~jay:
@slitty S-L-I-T-T=Y

Stupid-Little-Idiot Talking-Trash (Yawnslessness)

How dare you yab BMW of all cars ?
You need to see my baby ---- Z-3.

what the hell,  _{*i haven't decided how to deal with you yet*} Z-3, your baby you wish 

no


you?

@ gunpoint

A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The husband says, "What?" The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen that night and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day the husband takes her Christmas shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits.

She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewellery Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out, but she doesn't care.

She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says, "But you don't even play tennis! Well, okay if you like it then let's get it. You deserve the best for Christmas."

The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says, "I am ready to go, let's go to the cash register." The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey, I just want you to hold this stuff for a while."

The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode and the husband says, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a man."

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA
backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot

gunpoint:
I hate u slitty, i hate u a lot,
Seun is nt a Gen,
I am the only authentic Gen on this land
I hate u a lot slitty, i really really hate u!!!

i like you and am liking you the more angry corporal

a father was examining his son's report card.
"one thing is definitely in your favour,"he anounced. "With this kind of report card, you couldn't possibly be cheating."

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wat a pretty hair you have,lil Mary" the visitor said.
"You must have gotten it from your mother."
"No" replied lil mary. " i must have gotten it from daddy. His is all gone"

i like gunpoint cus he is always angry
i like islander, clem, saucekid and most esp tommyex cus its fun to read their post.
not to forget General SEun, i like him cus i have to.

chei, thats too harsh,
this is a joke thread, kindly laugh it off

i love laughing

not an aprilla

recommemded? are you sure?

not really


u?

yes you or weren't you that soft teddy

_{*not the edible yummy*}

ronke

nairaland is where it is happening

uzordinma

still yummy as usual

sunday school teacher: 'now, charlie, what can you tell me about goliath?"
charlie: "golath was the man david rocked to sleep."

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a teacher asked the kindergatners, ''can a bear take his long overcoat off?"
"No, " they answered.
"why not?"
finally, after a long silence a lil fellow spoke up. "because only God knows where the buttons are."

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lil mary, just home from her first day at school, was asked by her, "well, darling, wat did you learn today?"
"not much," replied Mary. "i've got to go back tomorrow."

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a boy used bad grammer in school. he always said " i've 'rote' my lesson"
His teacher said, "it is 'written' not 'rote', and i want you to write on the blackboard "it is written" 100 times"
when she came back to the classroom, she found a note that said, "i have rote 'it is written" 100 times and i now, i have went home."

_{more still coming}

wats your age?" asked the attroney in the courtroom. "remember madam you are under an oath"
twenty nine years and some months," she replied in a loud clear voice.
"how many months did you say" the lawyer shouted.
she replied in very nearly a whisper, "two hundred and fifty".