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i definately do it all the time, you can't compare the eran igbes |
i don't pray for such thing to happen, to your q, i'll do that for anyboby in dere need not to talk of my guy |
dump question, try again ![]() |
ivvy where are you? our day is almost near, lets hook up |
ikris:i didn't say that is the only reason but it is an important one "I pray that I may live to get a good girl!"are you ready to die yet? you sound so down, common cheer up it is not the end of the world. send me a mail and i'll hook you up as well as give you my GUY's number to confirm i am waiting |
hi everyone, i hope i didn't miss too much, i been quite busy. bolubunmi you are very much welcome. will probably have some contributions to make another time. i'll just say keep up the good work |
A Playa has 4 different types of girls , 1. Wifey 2. Baby Girl 3. Side Piece 4. Jump Off 1) Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man, she is VIRTUALLY IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man, BUT he will cheat on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or f--ks up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again. Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook an d loves to keep a clean house. Wifey gets called 5 or 6 times a day. Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of affection, which might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece. 2) Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a very active social life, she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next Wifey, but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but that's as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wife really really f--ks up, she can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip right into her spot. Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as attached as Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece. Biggest benefit of Baby Girl, she is extremely private and hates causing a scene, baby girl can come into the same restaurant as you and wifey and wifey will have no idea you two even know each other. Baby Girl is a master of disguise as well. 3) Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex and other pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3-some or some late night head after the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for a few hrs. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but normally that only happens one week during the month. Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most of her friends are either Wifey's or Jump Offs. Drawback of having more than one side piece, they usually know each other somehow, we kinda think there is a side piece network.com <http://network.com/> or something. Try to keep your side piece co unt below 4 if possible. 4) Jump Off , every mans dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn't know how to go about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with his boys, she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her, he only recalls how fat her ass was. The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when wifey is moody, baby girl is on vacation and side piece is with her baby's father. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no problem confronting you in the mall when you are with Wifey (something that baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off, she ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work. A Pimpstress has FOUR KINDS OF MEN Enjoy the pictures (smile) CHECK IT OUT!!! It's T-R-U-E!!! [img][/img] THE HUSBAND He is the sweetest, loving, kind man you know. His intellect makes him sexy although he is handsome. He treats you like a queen and puts you first. He takes care of the kids, you and home. This is the man you love coming home to. He spoils you with gifts and is a hard worker. THE BOO This one is sexy as hell! This is the dude that you've known for years, kinda your homey-lover-friend! No matter who is in your life or who is in his life, you and your BOO seem to always have a thing for each other. Your BOO has a wifey, so he has as much to lose as you do, therefore you are guaranteed that ya'll relationship is on the 'DL'. You run to your BOO when your husband "F" up! Your BOO gives you comfort and the sex is da bomb, which explains why you can't leave him alone! THE MAINTENANCE MAN This is Mr. Wine and Dine. He has the charm, the romance and a body like a stripper! He is the one you call every now an then when HUSBAND and BOO done pissed you off! He really wants to be your HUSBAND or BOO on the low but he knows his role. HUSBAND will never suspect a thing because this man is the deacon at your church and well respected in the community so no one would know of ya'll secret love affair. You sneak and go on trips and getaways. He keeps that bank account tight . Look at this man's lips. Whew! THE RUFF NECK This is the man we fantasize about when HUSBAND, BOO and THE MAINTENANCE man just not doing it for you! This is Mr. Bad Boy, he got the body from hell, the tattoos, and the motorcycle. You call on him when you want your back blown out, the bottom hit, and you want to walk bow legged for a couple days. He is the man HUSBAND sees and knows he needs to get on the treadmill to lose those extra pounds he has gained since ya'll been married. THE RUFF NECK is the one that rock the suits in the day and trade the Armani in for tims and jeans at night. He is pulled out in emergencies only and you can't resist to get your freak on in the craziest places, (in the car, the back of a vacant building, etc.) because his main goal is to tear it up! THE RUFF NECK is in your cell phone as one of your homegirls named Tee-Tee! |
"nice denture" in a beautiful porous brain common sense ain't common get a |
first |
1) [b]If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free, You either married it or gave birth to it. 2) Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. 3) My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely. 4) The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. 5) The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does. 6) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. 7) Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!9) They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty , do it and die." 10) I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.[/b] |
niceuzor:definately some attraction. MoOdYLaDy:@ moOdYLaDy, will love to meet you @ poster, two and still counting |
ikris:sorry, your turn is almost near, i have a friend i can hook you up with but she is not a NL o. as for your question, i'll say yes to all if you doubt, ask my fiance. i can give you his number. most males get problems finding a good girl because they pretend to be wat they are not. |
what i feel is happening, 1. nairaland is getting too porous, there are bound to be liars amongst us 2 the solution starts from ourselves (individual) when we endeavour to post real/true stuffs, i am sure seriousminded people will definately come by. lets not try to encourage liars |
verry funny, i love it |
no hard feelings, but piece of advise no body gets accepted that way. cheers |
@ model i am a proffesional makeover specialist, try my services girl, you won't be dissappointed. @ poster, good shape, bad face, no height. Don't ever try billboards (natural looks/skin adverts) |
naija_diva:green/blue eye shadows actually fit some black people very well, it depends on how and the shade you wear |
funny |
@ndipe, in answer to ur question, there is a wide gap between will and pre -nup 1. prenup is an agreement before marrage, will is after marriage. 2. will is done in preparation for death NOT DIVORCE. we all know DEATH is INEVITABLE. do we all prepare to divorce while we are preparing to get married? why do we go all the way to the altar when we know deep down it would end in divorce? what is the main essence of marriage. "wat better for worse" is that not wat we profess? the so called civilised nations loses their as sanity as their country grows. pure selfishness, mistrust, egoist, barbaric act is wat i term prenup. marriage is not by force if you know you are going to ever sign a prenup, don't get married. copulate with your girlfriend/mistress, get her pregnant and raise the kids. from that you will that she is not legally married to you. you are free to eat your cake and have it.[color=#000099][/color] as that is wat everyone wants nowadays. 3.will does not involve both of you signing infact you are to decide how you want your properties to be shared amongst your family |
angel_empy:you are nasty, trying to getting people at loggerheads so that you can be accepted? common, how old are you? |
angel_empy:i wasn't angry atall and please aren't you trying to cause disparities between 2 people? i realised my mistake immediately you pointed it out and i thought gamine must be annoyed at me that was y? i apologised, anyway thats is not how to be funny. @ gamine, the impression i got was that you were angry at me for posting on your thread, pls, i was not angry atall. i just felt wat was done was the right thing for me to do. @angel_empy, i can now see wat you mean about been odd. and for the record, that is not a good way to go about life. |
angel_empy:you pointed out a mistake that i made and i quickly recitifed it, i made my apologies to gamine, and you are doing the same thing you accused me of doing, not to worry you can have the thread if you want, i'm even tried of posting anyway. and we say government is bad, you know---- it starts from the individual. cheers |
tooo filing. NO COMMENT |
i am very sorry again, i hope you've been pacified |
sorry my mistake, just saw that now, she should av said so and not attack and by the way i never said i was a writer, wrote the stuff when i was bored (just for fun) thanks all the same. won't bother with the remaining you can be rest assured. @ Gamine, you can have your thread back senorita |
ok, will send it soonest |
@ seun, is there any particular theme we are to follow? i don't have much time on me but i have a flair for telling crazy funny stories, i might try doing something about it. |
i feel for you o i had the same problem with them i sent in a novel i wrote and although he replied, he said it was total rubbish and not useful. to get my manuscript from them now is a problem, i was told maja pearce (thats his name) travel to the sahara dessert. he sent me a mail that he would be around after 22 of october till now i haven't heard anything from them. maybe you should call and visit them. don't be suprised, i went to their office once, it didn't look like one |
actually the book is very interesting, i have my copy but i haven't taken time to read all, very good especially if you are interested in politics or work in a structural environment in hope for attaining the top level. although you have to know how/where and when to use it. you can't use all together |
Gamine:been noticing all your comments,and i conclude that my attempt actually disgusts you. thanks maam, but one thing, if it is that horrible don't read. by the way why do you you keep coming back [sub](attractive, isn't it?) [/sub] come to think of it, is that the end of the story you posted? more from you pls thanks again ![]() |
Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!