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the pix is kinda blurred.

like the pose

chichi

i have to say hi to everyone

reply to wat

i did enjoyed the joke.
and sorry maam for the silly question
how do you get the joke? i'll send one to you privately

not about to wed

u?

on the fence

have you started getting xmas gifts?

Islander:
Look a bit closer, then tell me if it doesnt look like one of your siblings,

you are sure a delight



@ poster,
soft teddy

rafiu

clemcykul:
heyy slitty that is a sleek joke ure well huh?

amen somebody!

i should think so

things you can't begin to imagine

that my baby is finishing safely on saturday

toyin/tunrayo

sure (full of interesting challenges)


u?

u never can tell, can you

@ poster couldn't find your pic

should

u??

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Dr And Inexpensive

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked me how to spell "piranha."

I told him I was unsure. To my delight, he went to the dictionary to solve his problem.

That's when I overheard another pupil say to him, "Why bother to look it up? She doesn't know how to spell it anyway."

_{*I HOPE YOU GUYS GET THE JOKE*}

Customer: “I'd like a mouse mat, please.”

Salesperson: “Certainly sir, we've got a large variety.”

Customer: “But will they be compatible with my computer?”

lol

@poster

@ gunpoint *_{rolls eyes}* you are something else

very funny

the kid has disoriented speech cos refrigerator fell on his head when he was born

l^dmsao

drunk santa

funny thread

hope you all are not forgeting my position as the coporate development for the recruitment of strippers.

organise the party quick, i need to know when to signal mi'ladies

i blush for seun, i don't actually think he is homosexual anyway, i feel he has his reasons for being soooo about girls. but if he is, then non of my blood biz

ride on General SEUN

10. Did you get any under the tree?

9. I think your balls are hanging too low.

8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker!

7. Santa’s sack is really bulging.

6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.

5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?

4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.

3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.

2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?

1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall

squrriel war

boy-o-boy

hmmmmmmmm,

Nihil-ce-M:
Cheiiiiiiiiii! The world is coming to an end.

wat is the meaning of that

she's got beauty and brains

moonlights are quite romantic