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Schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed

Virginity like bubble; One prick - all gone!

It is good for boy to meet girl in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl

Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk

War does not determine who's right. War determine who's left.

minigities

;d :d ;d

Migines:
You read don't u?

i'm sure he can read, he just can't comprehend, translate to pidgin for him

not sure



stella damascus

yinny

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it

English is a stupid language.

There is no egg in the eggplant

No ham in the hamburger

And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

English muffins were not invented in England.

French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted

But if we examine its paradoxes we find that

Quicksand takes you down slowly

Boxing rings are square

And a guinea pig is neither from

Guinea nor is it a pig

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.

If the plural of tooth is teeth

Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth

If the teacher taught,

Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables

What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?

Why do people recite at a play

Yet play at a recital?

Park on driveways and

Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy

Of a language where a house can burn up as

It burns down

And in which you fill in a form

By filling it out

And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers

And it reflects the creativity of the human race

(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why

When the stars are out they are visible

But when the lights are out they are invisible

And why it is that when I wind up my watch

It starts

But when I wind up this observation

It ends.

ditch


derenle (sound city)

heavenly yes


you?

God, the beginning, middle and the end

yexz

every now and then, i am even tried of missing them




wwtlt you had a crush on someone

i envy your hotty nature

now



wwtlt you missed sum1

ditch





obasanjo?

sunday



wwtlt you read a book?

ditch





chamillionaire

promiscuity is a thing of the mind, therefore all men are promiscuous

cool picture(s)

date probably ^{wen i change sex}




seal

what signature is cool

yea, good idea

yours it is, but if it is lost it can't resurface again

nope



u?

powerofmap:
Baba Seun I just told a friend of mine who has feature in many movies in nollywood about this and he would be contacting you soon.

i should think this is about fresh faces not nollywood actors

don't mind



are you gay

commonsense ain't common

heaven no


are you?

ma baby

rich, i can tell you is what i am going to be

i am just chilling t tom