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Phones › Re: Top 5 Smartphones Below 30K by Slurity(m): 7:34am On Jul 02, 2017
Hhenryy:
L8 lite is more than 30k on jumia, now imagine the price when you get to retail stores
From my personal experience Jumia price is far higher than standard retail store. for instance I bought Tecno W4 for my wife last week at 24,500 from retail store here in Lagos and Jumia instist on 33,000 for same phone.
Education › Re: I Have A Very Low Second Class Lower, Can I Go For Masters Direct? by Slurity(m): 10:50pm On Jul 01, 2017
keplerphobia:
she is struggling not because of her cgpa but maybe some factors like incomplete referees, late transcript submission or her o level is not one sitting
UI said the cgpa is low to what they take last year
Education › Re: My Daughter's Teacher Asked Them To Write "Who Is Evans?" by Slurity(m): 10:46pm On Jul 01, 2017
aalangel:
Simple. Change the school. What a stupid and disrespectful response from the teacher!!
You just reason like a woman
Education › Re: My Daughter's Teacher Asked Them To Write "Who Is Evans?" by Slurity(m): 10:45pm On Jul 01, 2017
if you think that question is irrelevant then you should agree that telling kids that crime, stealing, robbery, or kidnapping is bad is equally irrelevant. Your problem is that your reasoning of how to teach children is shallow. That is teacher is 100% on course. stop boiling
Education › Re: I Have A Very Low Second Class Lower, Can I Go For Masters Direct? by Slurity(m): 6:54pm On Jul 01, 2017
Capital NO. UI, OAU, UNIBEN, NO STANDARD SCHOOL WILL TAKE THAT EXCEPT MAY BE SOME MUSHROOM SCHOOLS LOOKING FOR MONEY. PGD FIRST BEFORE MASTERS. MY WIFE WITH EVEN ABOVE 3.00 IS STILL STRUGGLING AND NOT YET CONSIDERED
Business › Re: China, Nigeria, Others Push Global Debt To A Record High Of $217 Trillion by Slurity(m): 2:08pm On Jul 01, 2017
Arian11:
shocked shocked shocked shocked...... imaging someone having all these money embarassed embarassed


GOD please give me 30 million dollars out of my future money
And who told you that you have money in the future?
Agriculture › Re: N-Power Beneficiary Starts Sugar Cane Farm With N-Power Stipend (Photos) by Slurity(m): 10:09pm On Jun 29, 2017
Papiikush:
See as person waste 2 Acres on sugarcane. There are more profitable things you could have done dude!
The first step to successful business is Stick to the idea you know best. Use you brain bro
Celebrities › Re: Lanre Gentry To Mercy Aigbe: "Remove That Domestic Violence Post From Your Page" by Slurity(m): 8:30pm On Jun 29, 2017
AND HOW DID THIS GET TO THE PUBLIC AGAIN? MERCY IS JUST A KID IN THE HEAD AND NOT MATURED ENOUGH TO BE A WIFE. I hate her the more
Sports › Re: Remembering Yakubu Aiyegbeni Today- His June 2010 Miss Cannot Be Overemphasized by Slurity(m): 8:18pm On Jun 29, 2017
YOU JUST SUCCESSFUL SPOILT MY EVENING WITH THIS REMINDER
Celebrities › Re: If Your Partner Is Provoking You Too Much Walk Out Of The Marriage - Mercy Aigbe by Slurity(m): 9:06am On Jun 27, 2017
I dislike this girl to the extent that I don't buy film that her picture is on the cover
Politics › Re: No President Can Perform Magic When There Is Tension – Jonathan by Slurity(m): 8:14am On Jun 27, 2017
SO YOU KNOW THIS AND YET YOU WANT TO KONTUNUU AS YOUR WIFE WILL SAY? GO AND SLEEP JARE
Christianity Etc › Re: 43 Signs You Are An Ogbanje by Slurity(m): 5:26pm On Jun 26, 2017
Babalawos:
Aboru Aboye, Ogbanje is a controversial topic, there are lots of misinformation's circulating about Ogbanje's and I am here to correct every misinformation about Ogbanje's.

Today I will be teaching you The 43 Signs You An Ogbanje. Before I dive deep into Ogbanje, I would like to clear every misinformations surrounding Ogbanje's which are:

10 TRUTHS ABOUT OGBANJE

1. Ogbanje is not Aje "Witch"
2. Ogbanje is not Abiku
3. Ogbanje is not Olokun
4. Ogbanje is not Oshun
5. Ogbanje is not Oya
6. Ogbanje is not Yemoja
7. Ogbanje is not Mental illness
8. Ogbanje is not for girls and women only. Men and Boys can be Ogbanjes
9. Ogbanje is not for poor people only. Rich and poor people can be Ogbanjes
10. Ogbanje is not for African Tradition Religious people only. All religious and non religious people can be Ogbanje...

Then What is Ogbanje?

An Ogbanje is a reincarnating spirit that would deliberately plague a family with misfortune if provoked. Ogbanje upon being born by the mother, under a certain amount of time usually before puberty would deliberately die and then come back and repeat the cycle, causing the family grief. The time period varies between minutes, hours, days and years.

Most families pamper their children that are Ogbanjes so that the Ogbanje child will not be provoked. Most Ogbanjes have powers in their eyes, mouth, hands and private parts.

Female adult Ogbanjes die during pregnancies along with the baby while male Ogbanje die before the birth of a wife’s baby or the baby dies.

The child is confirmed to no longer be an Ogbanje after the destruction of the Ogbanje pot or stone which is dug up at the river bank or sea bank or house or after they successfully give birth to another baby.

Ogbanje spirits is not evil spirits, they are water spirits that comes with some people to earth as recarnated beings. People are to reincarnate into families that they were part of while alive.

People can usually reincarnate seven times, giving seven opportunities to enter the spirit world successfully as an ancestor.

Before a relative dies, the soon to be deceased relative sometimes give clues of who they will reincarnate as in the family. Once a child is born, he or she give signs of who they have reincarnated from.

This can be through behavior, physical traits and statements by the child. A Babalawo or diviner can help in detecting who the child has reincarnated from. It is considered an insult if a male is said to have reincarnated as a female - Ewo.

Now you know the truths about Ogbanje, let me explain the 43 Signs You Are An Ogbanje

43 SIGNS YOU ARE AN OGBANJE

(1) Is your mom or dad an Ogbanje?
(2) Did your mom or dad go to the river or sea to get you?
(3) Are you extremely kind and generous?
(4) Do you have a way of bringing out the best in others?
(5) Do you like to know people on a deeper level and you don’t like to waste your time trying to maintain hundreds of shallow friendships?
(6) Are you incredibly intuitive and do you follow your instincts?
(7) Do you dream frequently and most times the dreams comes through?
=> Do people find it difficult to understand you?
(9) Do you always like win and you feel very bad when you loose?
(10) Do you foolishly fall deep inlove when you meet your perfect match?
(11) Are you very creative?
(12) Do you fear rejection and like acceptance?
(13) Do you try reading people?
(14) Are you unpredictable?
(15) Are you in touch with your spiritual side?
(16) Are you very emotional?
(17) Do you fall inlove and fall out of love easily?
(18) Do you find it difficult to make decision on your own?
(19) Do you sometimes just love to be on your own for a while uninterrupted?
(20) Do you so much appreciate honesty and sincerity?
(21) Do you have cold feet?
(22) Do you have high s3x urge and you do foolish things for s3x?
(23) Do you search for your property and later finds it?
(24) Do you burst into a frightful laugh for no reason?
(25) Do you have sudden urge to injure people or animal for no reason?
(26) Do you have frequent stomach pains?
(27) Are you scared of swimming in swimming pool or river or sea?
(28) Do you sense the presence of someone with you whenever you are walking on a lonely street / road or inside a room?
(29) Do you hear your name being called without you seeing who is calling you?
(30) Do you hear distant music or drum beating or strange sound or strange noise?
(31) Do you feel you have supernatural powers but you don't know how to consciously make use of these powers?
(32) Do you curse people when they hurt you?
(33) Do you care very less of your life when you are angry?
(34) Do you talk while you are asleep or does your lips move while you are asleep?
(35) Do you take strange sleeping position?
(36) Do you dream of having s3x frequently?
(37) Do you dream of eating frequently?
(38) Do you dream of participating in strange meetings inside the river or sea?
(39) Do you dream of having scaly body?
(40) Do you dream of finding yourself in the midst of snakes or fishes or crocodiles or other river animals?
(41) Do you have weird dreams of masquerades?
(42) Do you dream of seeing your body shining and radiating?
(43) Do you dream of somebody teaching you things?

If your answer is Yes to some of the above questions, then you are an Ogbanje and it is time you embrace who you are by digging out your Ogbanje pot or stone at the bank of the river or sea or at home with the help of a Babalawo or Orisha Priest / Priestess and have a fulfilled life.

Thank you for reading, leave a comment

Babalawos
44: Do you know so much about ogbanje?
Crime › Re: Graphic Photos Of A Woman Battered By Her Husband by Slurity(m): 3:58pm On Jun 25, 2017
Domestic violence will keep increasing as we increase equality talk in Africa without first removing our culture and norms that says otherwise
Crime › Re: Graphic Photos Of A Woman Battered By Her Husband by Slurity(m): 3:53pm On Jun 25, 2017
auntysimbiat:
Some men are animal, I say no to domestic violence




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiqESiK0XeE
This is ugly
Christianity Etc › Re: What Happens To Me When I Sleep. Could I Be Haunted? Please Help! by Slurity(m): 1:27pm On Jun 25, 2017
Visit the closest Mfm church near you, explain your problems and they will follow you up on what is next to do
Christianity Etc › Re: Prepare To Meet Your God (An Excerpt): The Rapture And Great Tribulation! by Slurity(m): 7:26am On Jun 25, 2017
God have mercy on me
Events › Re: Policewoman In Rivers Celebrates Birthday With Police Cake Customized With Gun by Slurity(m): 6:48pm On Jun 24, 2017
undecided yet to meet a single responsible police
Education › Re: Osato Osemwengie Bags His 7th Masters Degree. Photos by Slurity(m): 6:45pm On Jun 24, 2017
confused man
Politics › Re: Austin Tam-George Resigns As Wike’s Information Commissioner (Photo) by Slurity(m): 7:58am On Jun 24, 2017
EgusiSoup:
APC government has fail Nigeria. By 2019 we shall collect the mistake. I does not even knows why people has not see the battle life that the yoruba has draw wheat the igbos.

Atiku&Wike2019
You see, this why you are advised to finish your secondary school education. See how you disgrace your surname with jargons
Politics › Re: Austin Tam-George Resigns As Wike’s Information Commissioner (Photo) by Slurity(m): 7:55am On Jun 24, 2017
EgusiSoup:
APC government has fail Nigeria. By 2019 we shall collect the mistake. I does not even knows why people has not see the battle life that the yoruba has draw wheat the igbos.

Atiku&Wike2019
As if you voted for APC before. We that want APC then still want them to continue. so, brace yourself together and bear the pain APC is giving your corrupt head
Politics › Re: Explosive Expert & Others Planning To Bomb Public Places On Sallah Arrested.PICS by Slurity(m): 10:11pm On Jun 23, 2017
This boy does not look like a pro or expert you called him. are you sure can even differentiate btw red and blue wire?
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Turns Pastor On Twitter, Nigerians react by Slurity(m): 8:27am On Jun 23, 2017
My people will say if you are child of the floor, if you are placed on the bed, you will mistakenly fall down from it
Romance › Re: Russian Teacher & Girlfriend Drown In Lake While Having Sex Inside Car (Photos) by Slurity(m): 8:43am On Jun 21, 2017
Something is not correct about this story.
Politics › Re: Women Throw Their Wrappers For Nnamdu Kanu To Walk On (Photos) by Slurity(m): 8:38am On Jun 21, 2017
This people Will never learn lesson
Celebrities › Re: Davido Storms Follower's Instagram Page To Fight Him, See Reply He Got by Slurity(m): 11:05pm On Jun 17, 2017
eezeribe:
Davido should not have wasted his time replying the broke tout...
It's only on social media that he would be able to exchange words with Davido... He should try it in real life and receive some brain reformatting slaps from body guards.
That's one thing with social media,giving every Tom,an opportunity to spill rubbish.
So, you did not see davido spilling rubbish too? You need to take flaggy drug
Celebrities › Re: 13-Year-Old Boy Sings Davido’s "IF', Fuji Version by Slurity(m): 3:41pm On Jun 15, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked shocked
Every small child now is singing that trash song because they heard Davido is building a house for Utibe.


If only they knew that thing is not a house but a warehouse
So, how many warehouses your papa built for Lagos? bad belle
Nairaland General › Re: See The Long Cobra A Neighbour Killed. by Slurity(m): 10:16pm On Jun 14, 2017
why not call this a Python too?
Crime › Re: Evans: "Mum Knows I'm Into Crime; I Stabbed My Fiancee For Refusing To Marry Me" by Slurity(m): 2:26pm On Jun 14, 2017
MossLuv:
Woman supposed to be emotional when it comes to killing. Even though he is s
a criminal.

pple like u commits abortion without looking back.


BTW, see the way u mocked Christianity. something telling me you are not normal.
what could that be? talking to you on your head abi? That how crazy dey start. You are too blunt my friend
Christianity Etc › Re: Rivers Pastor Buys Car For A Muslim Who Converted To Christian & Won Church Quiz by Slurity(m): 1:25pm On Jun 13, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked I don't trust his motives since this 'Muslim' is a single female.
By the way, Mazda Passenger Vans (MPVs) are terrible to give out as a gift.
So that brings my question.... Is that a car or a carton?
Get well soon
Health › Re: Please Help Am Suffering From Severe Pimples/acne PHOTOS by Slurity(m): 10:40pm On Jun 10, 2017
Stop giving the pimples any treatment or attention. be clean I.e. shave on time and use only simple toilet soap to bath. if the story did not change in 6 weeks go for deliverance
Romance › Re: 10 Categories Of Ladies That Will End Up As Promiscuous Wives by Slurity(m): 9:01am On Jun 10, 2017
Young03:
my Gf has all these qualities


Badt girl
Run for yaah dam life
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Cleaner Lagos Initiative Begins Staff Recruitment by Slurity(m): 8:45am On Jun 10, 2017
[quote author=princeofpeace22 post=57371469]After 7years in university I will end up sweeping Lagos . If sweeping Lagos will better you life for now why not? after all that is what many people do outside Nigeria

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