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The problem with our ladies is that they are everywhere but the moment you decide to settle down, getting a good wife becomes an herculean task...what is good for the goose is also good for the gander!! This is me wanting to be in your position, A place where I already have a child and unlimited pussy to bang without commitment in the name of marriage...

Anyways, since marriage is your problem, your surest bet is to impregnate another na the family go dey beg you make you come marry her sharp sharp before belle start dey show...it works like magic, keep it secret...!!!

In USA, who first call police don win the case already More reason I have intensified plans to japa, you mess with me, I call the cops on you, I mess with me, I still call the cops on you... whichever way, it's a win win for me

Most women don't know when to chip in there talk, they usually apply emotions where logic is highly needed...why not allow your man get back his money first If I'm your man, it's bye bye to this relationship already, or should I say she just wanna capitalize on this little popularity and advertise her market

TheMaterialist:
You are Right In the Sense that we have more
Physically Fit and Athletic Defenders now, than we did in the past.

But we also had aggresive defenders in the era of Pele and Maradona as the videos below suggest.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E73caWunOVE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpqYNLm0c90

Just in few cases

Ndi Mgbu...

Ten Hag will rather prefer to lose the game than play CR-7....!! Who is deceiving who

Beverlyjean:
What was ur goat doing not being able to win European golden boot withbat least 2 different clubs

I thought he has 5 European Golden boot by loyalty?? We are talking Balon dor my dear

Seems like you have finished crying after Kwaku the traveler made a journey to where he's constantly benched for that small boy called Rashford...

Beverlyjean:
Ur ur goat also played in the same champions league, y didnt he do 17 goals in a season?

Since it has gotten to that stage...Your GOAT is a football player right?? Why didn't he do 7 balloon dor's

Sonnobax15:

The advice of the FTC on this thread na werey...How can you advise the OP to advise her husband to get a second wife knowing fully well that no woman on earth would want to do that,not even when she's provided everything by the husband.....

Las las,OP,try sit down with your husband and discuss everything with him.......No go take decision today wey go affect your marriage tomorrow...

what are you even saying?? It's clearly written the lady involved has lost feelings for the husband and no longer fancy his touch, how else do you expect a woman to sit her husband down and tell him "honey, I no longer fancy sex with you because I don't have urge for it anymore" and you expect the husband to clap for her and understand...

If she's no longer in for sex let her pave way for other ladies, she's not the only married female teacher in the world, life no suppose hard....

taylor88:
my first option is Peter Obi


My last option is Atiku


But you see that ancestor wey dey waka like who drink 896 bottles of Gulder wey no cool he won’t smell Aso Rock


If he’s too desperate to become a president then make them divide country so he can rule over Yorubas alone

Instead of Tinubu go win make Earth Collide with underworld and swallow everybody

Tinubu wey no dey use tooth brush wan rule a whole me

The Mikano boys Vs Agbado Urchins will still look for a means to involve Obi in this fight...

Veezy4u:
Difference between Messi n Ronaldo is that one is Goat d other is Scapegoat
No comparison. Messi makes football seem very easy. I'm a diehard United fan. But Messi any day any time.... they said he should win int'l trophy (won) they said leave Barcelona for another league (done). The only thing I don't like about him was that night in UCL final inspire of his height, he rose and nod d ball majestically I don't think I can forget that night Ever. All those people comparing him to Pele n Maradona are deluded. If Messi played in their era when football like soft touch he would have won world cup back to to back. Let's put sentiments aside, MESSI is superhuman. I'm very proud to have seen him. ... Messi is the GOAT know this n know peace

Like to be very honest with you, Due to the hype and buzz around Pele and Maradona, I had to watch most of their past clips and what they did for football, tho I'm not taking anything away from them because they were simply the best of their generation, but there was nothing like close marking/hard tackle in football then, defenders and keepers acts like zombies...

A player like Pele and Maradona in this our generation wouldn't even make second 11 in any division 2 side...But a Player like Messi and CR-7 in that era would be banging 10 goals each per match...If anybody should doubt this, just watch there clips and juxtaposed, Pele and Maradona are simply the best of there era, But Messi and CR-7 are joy to behold.

Beverlyjean:
Thanks to the great men of xavi and iniesta... with only KDB which we know as V6 backing halland...imagine if he had two V8 engines in iniesta and xavi...he will surpass 100 goals ... if u can score 30 goals in the EPL , y can score almost double of that in la liga... since he joined farmers league, he packed up...even suarez did 40 goals in barca...Lewandowski already on 11 goals in 9 games at age 34 with that push and start barca team

Besides stop lying...messi dint do 91 for barca ...it was for club and Country

Did you even know what a calendar year means...?? Your GOAT played in the same La Liga yet he couldn't do 91 in a calendar year, so why the hate...In cases like this, you mustn't comment you know...

jojothaiv:
Cut Haaland some slack, he's never gonna be a Messi, he's a respected goal scorer in his own right and that's enough.

Comparison kills the beauty of the game, let this man do his thing while Messi continue with his brilliance.


And on a lighter note, Haaland made me realise that people don't have a problem with tap ins. They only have a problem with the one who scores the tap ins...

Exactly my thoughts... Imagine giving a Haaland Balon dor simply for tapping in, Football will be losing its beauty if that happens...

This keyamo talks like a child...

Dreynox:
So what's stopping Messi from Scoring as much Goals as Haaland this season / This year




You mean The most complete Dwarf

Someone that can't score Penalty

Someone that can't use right foot

Someone that can't score with head

How is that one complete

Just hear yourself and answer this question, with this statement, do you have sense...?? Your guess is as good as mine.

Arutan:
It shows that you guys are only out to ridicule and subjugate the yoruba race and it’s people. You bribe afenifere to endorse the ethiopian enoch speaking man called Obi yet you don’t want Tinubu’s people to support their own. You must be a joker. Yorubas already decided the depth of the hatred you have for Tinubu and they won’t allow it to fester further. When your own supported Obi no one derided it now Tinubu’s own are supporting him you started spewing trash. The race has begun and let’s see how it will end.

Aramide keep kwayet...Tinubu can only become the President of Lagos

Until they can successfully organise a rally outside South West zone, everything urchins do is still a joke...This one ain't even one tenth of those came to greet Atiku...Nor Obi's rally that took place in 5 strategic places at Urchins backyard

Bloooody:
All this is talk

What will they do exactly?

I can't pay that 50k.

Imagine plus interest makes is +60k

You can't pay but you can collect...?? Una dey funny me for this country

Corrinthians:
Is that all, Zombiedient.

Body go soon tell Una...

Penguin2:
Lol

I’ve asked this question before and I will ask it again…

Why are Tinubu BATstards fixated on Lagos?

Why the constant show of us in Lagos?

And to make matters worse, it’s always rented crowd.

But even if the crowd is not rented, is Lagos the only state that will make Tinubu president?

At this juncture even rallies for Tinubu in Southwest will still be useless. Isn’t it time that these BATstards starts to show that Tinubu is popular outside Lagos and Southwest by organizing rallies in Benue and Gombe?

Imagine Peter Obi supporters organizing rallies back to back in Anambra… no be juju be that?

Because Tinubu can only become the President of Lagos... No cap!!

Corrinthians:
Lord have mercy !!!

Everyone, wherever you are, look for a Zombiedient and give them a hug. This is potentially depressing.

You left nairaland in pains when you can no longer bear the consequences of the ignorant choice you made in 2015 and 2019 only to return as an agbado munching Urchins...!!

Your transition from zombie to urchin should be treated as a course in all Nigerian universities across the country...

Abeg get out....!!!

it's quite interesting the same sect of people who are the ring leaders and foot soldiers of pro-buhari administration here on NL are still the same sect of people glamouring and endorsing the senile old man called Tinubu, doesn't that ring a bell?? This sect of people are only after stomach infrastructure like their Political godfathers and doesn't give a fvck if the rest of the country are in damnation...

Not even one of them has changed, not even one spoke against the incompetence of their grand master Buhari, if he's not the incompetent and corrupt type, they will never support...

But the time has come when sane Nigerians has finally woken up from their slumber and will no longer allow louts, ragamuffins and demented fellows to elect an incompetent leader on behalf of the Nigerians, he that plays with grace must surely be disgrace...!!

It's quite interesting the same sect of people are the ring leaders and foot soldiers of pro-buhari administration here on NL are still the same sect of people endorsing the senile old man called Tinubu, doesn't that ring a bell?? This sect of people are only after stomach infrastructure like their Political godfathers and doesn't give a fvck if the rest of the country are in damnation...

Seems like Baba stayed on the script this time around...

Trinitycian:
Wike was against zoning

Ayed44:
Wike is not fighting for the South. He is not fighting for you. Wike is fighting for his own personal ambition.

Wike is one of the governors who insisted that the PDP presidential ticket should be thrown open, foolishly thinking his dollars is enough for him to defeat everybody.

Yea sure, in this context, I imaginary included APC until PDP went against zoning in an effort to clinch power...

I started loving football and Barcelona (Rivaldo) right from childhood before I know what is kpekus...!! Nothing can change it

Well said tho...

The North and herd mentality goes handy, Wike has every reasons to be angry, they all agreed on zoning but Atiku's money did wonders...And I wonder how they plan on fighting Wike when Wike is definitely the man with the gun and can pull the trigger whenever and however

I'm totally enjoying the neck pressing because everything is working in favour of the chosen one... !!

Tinubu has massive shares on Nairaland, we have gotten used to their shenanigans and political marginalization...but one thing is fully assured in this coming election, he who plays with grace shall be disgrace...!!

Just like that??

Hehehehe...I just dey laugh, you tried tho.

Omo Omo, Omo Omo Omo Omo, Omo Omo Omo Omo...!! ( In Olamide's voice)