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U are beautiful girl, sorry just being curious, how is ur sex life, cos I'm thinking it will agrivate ur crisis level, especially rough sex.

Yes I can't oh

Eyaa

Patented:
do you have "control" issues?
when you were toasting the money was not a problem, now that she has agreed after you "patiency and transparency" . u suddenly seek ways to control her.
if you can live with the person she is, its fine, if you cant walk away, the need to assert some level of control suddenly sounds suspicious to me.

Brother you no go make heaven I swear, see how u made me laugh like a mad man.

Congratulations oluwa burna BET motherfucker I believe you.

Congrats burna boy, african giant number one, well deserved.

femmoy:
wen talking about army,are u referring to a group of soldiers? if it's just one person then stop calling him an army.
your soldier friend is a toothless lion,e no get level.
thank God u learnt ur lesson,next time look for a gf. 98% of all these social media girls are flings who don't deserve being taken home.

Thanks bro well taken, I dont think i'm taking any one home again for now even my girlfriend no body is coming to my house again.

pacino26:
Sorry to burst your bubble but that curse got no effect on the girl. ATM she is a damned soul by her circumstances so you can't kill that which is dead already.

Learn your lesson.

Bro for that curse not to happen is only if there is no God in heaven, for an elderly woman of such spirituality to cry on to God and proclaim such words bro forget am I know what I talking about.

AuroraB:
Did she caution you on this

She called me one week before the event telling not to keep late that see had a dream where I was locked up by police, then last Saturday she called me telling she saw me in a trance in jail so I was warned before hand .

drmikeadams:
u get luck say she no stick to the rape story and na 30k she bill,,,,,,those demons brought d downfalls of many men eg Bill Clinton

Again the Dpo very smart man, asked her why she is not charging me for rape, she said that is because she came to my house herself . omo that girl get mind oh.

drmikeadams:
. I'm just rhyming. Snoop dogg; glad ur out bro

Oh thanks bro, thanks for being there from day one

drmikeadams:
u get luck say she no stick to the rape story and na 30k she bill,,,,,,those demons brought d downfalls of many men eg Bill Clinton

I swear down, if say my case na wetin money fit solve just like that I for no near station I swear.

drmikeadams:
"pussyy broke a president;pussyyy made a ppimp"snoop dogg

Bro ain't broke at all balance is in 6 figures shit just happen aint bosting either.

Deepfeel:
Op just pray that curse placed on that money doesn't work o cause you yourself will be affected I know how curses work, there are two spirits behind every curse either evil spirit or holy Spirit, the holy Spirit won't answer that prayer, the evil spirit will answer it affecting both of you

I can never pertake in it my hands are clean and I did not steal her 30k

Deepfeel:
Did you tell your mom the whole truth how you agreed to give the girl 5k for 2 rounds of short time sex but ended up lasting way longer than expected and gave her only half the money?

Yea I opened up to her because it was a matter of life and death, that bastard made me sleep for cell for almost two days, just went to chemist to flush my system coupled with the fact that I slept standing with all those criminals were just the show themself the form oga inside cell, mosquito wee takacham aru. Nwanne oburu onye akolu

SmellingAnus:
it's better to have a serious sexmate especially in times of conji than for you to fall for the temptation of conji then go bring brothel ashawo again ... Las Las conji go still knock on your door...

Bro I don't think I will have woman time for now biko wetin I face for that cell no go gree me look woman side again for now but to butress again i have a girlfriend anyway

Deepfeel:
Op I hope you learned your lesson, next do the right thing you lasted longer than what you agreed on you should have quietly paid her the 5k you could have been mobbed and killed if she raised alarm in public for something you didn't do, your mom shouldn't have made that Statement in the first place cause if truly that curse should affect that lady it will affect you as well cause both of you were in a sinful act together

Also for the course placed on that money take it to the banks it must surely happen that's a must I know my mom and her spirituality, some one thats sees whatever evil trying to befall me ahead of time calls me to caution me.

Deepfeel:
Op I hope you learned your lesson, next do the right thing you lasted longer than what you agreed on you should have quietly paid her the 5k you could have been mobbed and killed if she raised alarm in public for something you didn't do, your mom shouldn't have made that Statement in the first place cause if truly that curse should affect that lady it will affect you as well cause both of you were in a sinful act together

Bro she couldn't bear that someone deliberately wanted to deal with me in her very eyes after much begging that lasted more than 1hr from everyone even the dpo him self reason now

tyup:
Ion get he left you at the station and dint see it to the end why? Duty calls?

He was on night duty yesterday

Okokalu:
Omo if wan run ash, be ready to pay whatever the amount is bro.2 never take runs babe to ur house.

Yea bro will never try that poo again

SmellingAnus:
Happy you are free now... I told you your mum had the solution... Thank God for caring mum... Try and get a serious sex mate that you may marry if she is worth it...

Bro women matter go de on the low for now

tyup:
Read ur story and almost laugh my ass out

Biko my main concern is that ur Soilder friend so he couldn't do anything to stop the beating

Him no dey when them dey mend me and that was my fear I swear, them put me inside jail come wait the guy go, bring me out come mend me men men.

Rosay15:
... I’m so sorry about what happened to you.
You sha use 10k to pay 37k with beating, that’s bad. I hope you have learn your lesson, always fear woman no matter how small they are.
Peace.

Thanks dear, I believe God have shown me his mercy and hence fault I will not dissapiont, imagine someone who wrote in her statement that I raped her, changed mouth that I did not rape her instead that she came on her own.

This is also a lesson to my fellow guys please learn from what happened to me and please flee from women dont allow what happened to me also happen to you, trust me it is not a pleasent experience.

CANlBUS:
You slept with a prostitute and you ain't ashamed Common-man,you should have patronised our clean joint,I just discovered here on NL,she lives in the U.S though,Ishislut or love or something is her moniker but She is clean with HIV report and doesn't lie

Learnt my lesson bro, I believe this particular incident happened for a reason and as am talking I have given my life to christ. Met her on social media didnt know she was a hooker when we met.

TarOrfeek:
Nigerian women are stupid and useless.

- TarOrfeek, (2019)

Omo fear cash me today oh, my IPO the guy that arrested me was even begging the girl to leave me and collect 20k, even her friends she brought to the station the girl no gree

Pls guys dont mind the long epistle and kindly go through thank.

Good afternoon guys, pls don't mind my typing and give me advice as I am in a big poo right now. long story short, I met a girl collected her number and we started chatting, I invited her to my place for a fling which she agreed but on the condition that i will pay her 5k after the do, I agreed but told her that since she wants money I will go two rounds cos I normally cum fast during first round she agreed to my position, every one was good with the arrangement.
Fast forward she came to my house yesterday, I entertained her made her feel at home so she can give me well, we started the first round unfortunately I couldn't cum fast , she got angry stood up I told to relax now that my mood change so we started again I try to condition myself to cum, which I finally did, after which she got up, wore her clothes angrily and asked me to give her the money I promised, I told we agreed on two rounds now so for me to give her money we will go again, or I give her half of the agreed money, she refused to collect half while I refused to pay her complete, she stepped out of my house promising to deal with me, since that time till now as am typing this police/sars don come my house more than 5 times but I had to run to my friends house to hide, they called me on phone charging me of stealing the beb 30k and phone and rape which are false they ask me to show up at the station I also refused because we know our country now, if I reach there I will collect better beating for stressing them. I called the girl asking for her bank deatails to send the money and go my way she also refused to do that, right now I dont know what to do my house is under siege. Please any advice on what to do biko am even planning to run to ghana right now. Biko ur kind advice is needed so as the normal nairaland bashing thanks smadav.

UPDATE
Yesterday being sunday i reported my self to the station with the army guy to help me settle the issue, unfortunately I was detained, I slept in the cell and was thoroughly beaten by those devil in disguise called police/sarzs men after which I made my statement and was locked up.
Fast forward to this morning my mummy came to the station with my younger sister who is a law student to see to my release. The girl (the hooker) showed up to the station and placed all kinds of allegation on my head, stating I stole her money. To cut the long story short the Dpo said in her front that he knows that the girl is laying but do I want to charge the matter to court or pay her the claimed 30k for peace to rain, I upted to pay, then my mom stood up and said she will pay the money herself that if the girl is laying against me and trying seriously to destroy me, that she the girl will look for her in future to beg her with the money in future but if I ( her son) stole the money from today I shall no longer be her son then she gave the 30k to the girl, the case was resolved i bailed my self 7k but to come to station on Wednesday to finalize my bail out. Thanks to all nairalanders that have stood by me in this trying times to God be the glory.

femmoy:
since the soldier guy is ur trusted friend, I suggest u go and clear the mess on ground already so u don't keep living like a fugitive but make sure you go with him,don't go alone.
post updates tomorrow.

God will get u out of this mess and pls next time be careful of random girls, they are agents of the devil and they only come to steal,kill and destroy.

Thanks bro, I have learn my lesson, i just ask God for his mercy in this trying time, once am out of this poo am done with girls

Update:

The army guy I asked to help me, called me this evening telling me he tried to drop the case as a rape case which them collect 10k from am, but them insist say I must show station to write statement tomorrow, what should i do, go or not.

drmikeadams:
. Find way make she send her account number so u send her money. No near her as she go alert SARS them,,she don give u allegations;before u go comot from dat case u go don close ur biz..leave ur house for d mean time

Bro as it stands now am not planning to enter that house any time soon, I am even planning to enter ghana by next week but I will try to see my mother be for I decide

Thanks to all nairalanders who gave me a piece of advice in this trying time, I appreciate, God bless you all, no matter what nairaland have been helpful to so many people, over look the bashing, you must see an advice that will go a long way in helping you. Let me also say that I am innocent of all the allegation she is laying against me .

SmellingAnus:
tell the girl you want to start dating her... First of all go and meet your mum and talk to her... Explain to your mum all that happened... She no go reject you... She go give you better solution

Thanks bro, lord save me from this situation, before she left my house, she swore to deal with me and she is trying hard to do that