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Deepfeel:
Hmmm oh so you two are, still communicating fine fine, guy you can still sweet talk her out of this mess it's possible, tell her you are falling in love with her since the incident, from her response u will find a weak point to hit and make her submit, don't act tough act vulnerable like a guy in love, love kindness softness is the best gimmick in situations like this

bro thanks for this advice I called her this evening begging and even forming cry, sweet mouth her small and asked to take her out tomorrow, she agreed on that. Right now am scared if she is trying to lure me to those sars guys, bro this girl really mean me. To make matters worse my mom called me this evening telling me that she saw me in a trance in a big problem that I should come back to see as soon as possible.

emmanuelpopson:
you aren't saying the truth. . the lady in question may have some incriminating evidence against you that she saw while in your house. are you sure you're not into Yahoo whereby the girls saw evidences and may want to nail you for that Wit this your comment..

My first matter with has nothing to do with yahoo, am not a gboy i have a legit hustle. Na truth I dey talk

Ranchhoddas:
You get 1m to pay na him you dey run for SARS? When you no kill person?

This story get K leg.

Bro this story long na my business money I use sought my self and it affect my business wella, so I no need that shit again base on say I don already get file there them go like milk me again

400billionman:
Are you NEYMAR ?

Lol am not

Jagaban880:
na wa 4 u bro.....wich can fear b dis na.... na woman ..dey make u shiver so tey..u dey mention suicide.........

nawa ooo

Bro na just to know how hurt she was, I no wan enter sars wahala again or near station, if I try am e go involve many things. The last time sars pick me na 1m I use bail myself

Deepfeel:
Really? She turned down 20k hmm I guess it's not about money anymore, op are you sure you didn't hurt her?

Bro for me to come nairaland seeking advice no be joke now, for real I did no hurt her we started asking friends before the flings, OK I asked her if she want me to take sniper and die just to know how angry she, but to my surprise she said no I should not try it oh but she must deal with me.

Deepfeel:
Guy but you cheated na she agreed for two rounds at the price of 5k cause you fooled her you always cum quickly , since it took longer than that you should have just paid her the money,
My advice to you is call her beg her, and give her extra 5k

As it stands now, am planning to mess her up before she does that to me , I have not entered my house since yesterday can you imagine, because of one idiot

Deepfeel:
Guy but you cheated na she agreed for two rounds at the price of 5k cause you fooled her you always cum quickly , since it took longer than that you should have just paid her the money,
My advice to you is call her beg her, and give her extra 5k

Bro as am talking to u I don beg her 20k she no gree, she just wanna Mess me up, according to her for playing with her

chrisagyei:
Ohk,that's nice,buh don't let the army officer confront the police over the issue or with the lady because the police and the army are not the best of friends,you know petrol meeting fire,it can escalate issues.Try getting a police into the issue either through the army officer's contact or your personal search and let your army friend accompany and be your associate throughout any meetings with the law officers.The army tends to be a lil pompous and bigger than the law and the police wants to show them where the power of the law is and besides the lady may have a police insider or associate who's stretching the case.Prove to the police together with your police and army associate your innocence,you can also add up,Neymar,Ronaldo and the US supreme court judge nominee who false rape accusations were levied against them to destroy their lives cos some officers are ignorant of current affairs and tell them you want to pursue a case against her and she will back out.Let the army guy handle her physically and the police associate legally.She will plead for mercy to you.

The army guy advice me to leave my area for now that he will take care of my house, say the said girl and those police men no gree free the matter

pesinfada:
wetin u do?

brother read now , abi u no sabi read ni ?

Dee9977:
you can go with a lawyer .... package your self while going oi dress on better suite so dem no go hammer you pako for head. or if u have any friend in millitary wey go claim n b ur uncle

Yes I have but he is not around my area

flokii:
So you carry ashawo go your house?

Upon all the stories of armed robbery, kidnappings etc. happening around.

Imagine, you ruined your peace of mind and freedom for some minutes of pleasure..

Start asking your family and friends to link you up with a police officer preferrably senior in rank and explain to him. Let the police call the girl and sars officers on your behalf and maybe cut a deal else they'll extort you and even mess you up.

Bro me know no say na ashawo oh na random girl me see for street collect number begin chat and up

chrisagyei:
don't leave the country,that will worsen your situation.Learn to record a call while talking with the lady on phone to get her to prove your innocence whilst she's unaware.Let the call be a long one and convincing when you present it to the police station.Don't go to the station counter buh go unannounced,see any roaming young male officer especially of your tribe if you can start a conversation and know his name or accent or can identify one just by looks or talk without questioning his name,explain everything to him and your call records,sought him out and he will help make the case a dead one and even make the lady be in trouble for the false accusations in case you choose to pursue it.

Thanks bro, I have all our chat and information prior to the event, I also contacted and army officer to help me pursue the case, omo men this girl don cast my rep for area oh

smadav:
Good afternoon guys, pls don't mind my typing and give me advice as I am in a big poo right now. long story short, I met a girl collected her number and we started chatting, I invited her to my place for a fling which she agreed but on the condition that i will pay her 5k after the do, I agreed but told her that since she wants money I will go two rounds cos I normally cum fast during first round she agreed to my position, every one was good with the arrangement.
Fast forward she came to my house yesterday, I entertained her made her feel at home so she can give me well, we started the first round unfortunately I couldn't cum fast , she got angry stood up I told to relax now that my mood change so we started again I try to condition myself to cum, which I finally did, after which she got up, wore her clothes angrily and asked me to give her the money I promised, I told we agreed on two rounds now so for me to give her money we will go again, or I give her half of the agreed money, she refused to collect half while I refused to pay her complete, she stepped out of my house promising to deal with me, since that time till now as am typing this police/sars don come my house more than 5 times but I had to run to my friends house to hide, they called me on phone charging me of stealing the beb 30k and phone and rape which are false they ask me to show up at the station I also refused because we know our country now, if I reach there I will collect better beating for stressing them. I called the girl asking for her bank deatails to send the money and go my way she also refused to do that, right now I dont know what to do my house is under siege. Please any advice on what to do biko am even planning to run to ghana right now. Biko ur kind advice is needed so as the normal nairaland bashing thanks smadav.

Pls just don't view and pass advice me the little way u can thanks.

smadav:
Good afternoon guys, pls don't mind my typing and give me advice as I am in a big poo right now. long story short, I met a girl collected her number and we started chatting, I invited her to my place for a fling which she agreed but on the condition that i will pay her 5k after the do, I agreed but told her that since she wants money I will go two rounds cos I normally cum fast during first round she agreed to my position, every one was good with the arrangement.
Fast forward she came to my house yesterday, I entertained her made her feel at home so she can give me well, we started the first round unfortunately I couldn't cum fast , she got angry stood up I told to relax now that my mood change so we started again I try to condition myself to cum, which I finally did, after which she got up, wore her clothes angrily and asked me to give her the money I promised, I told we agreed on two rounds now so for me to give her money we will go again, or I give her half of the agreed money, she refused to collect half while I refused to pay her complete, she stepped out of my house promising to deal with me, since that time till now as am typing this police/sars don come my house more than 5 times but I had to run to my friends house to hide, they called me on phone charging me of stealing the beb 30k and phone and rape which are false they ask me to show up at the station I also refused because we know our country now, if I reach there I will collect better beating for stressing them. I called the girl asking for her bank deatails to send the money and go my way she also refused to do that, right now I dont know what to do my house is under siege. Please any advice on what to do biko am even planning to run to ghana right now. Biko ur kind advice is needed so as the normal nairaland bashing thanks smadav.

Pls just don't view and pass advice me the little way u can thanks

Good afternoon guys, pls don't mind my typing and give me advice as I am in a big poo right now. long story short, I met a girl collected her number and we started chatting, I invited her to my place for a fling which she agreed but on the condition that i will pay her 5k after the do, I agreed but told her that since she wants money I will go two rounds cos I normally cum fast during first round she agreed to my position, every one was good with the arrangement.
Fast forward she came to my house yesterday, I entertained her made her feel at home so she can give me well, we started the first round unfortunately I couldn't cum fast , she got angry stood up I told to relax now that my mood change so we started again I try to condition myself to cum, which I finally did, after which she got up, wore her clothes angrily and asked me to give her the money I promised, I told we agreed on two rounds now so for me to give her money we will go again, or I give her half of the agreed money, she refused to collect half while I refused to pay her complete, she stepped out of my house promising to deal with me, since that time till now as am typing this police/sars don come my house more than 5 times but I had to run to my friends house to hide, they called me on phone charging me of stealing the beb 30k and phone and rape which are false they ask me to show up at the station I also refused because we know our country now, if I reach there I will collect better beating for stressing them. I called the girl asking for her bank deatails to send the money and go my way she also refused to do that, right now I dont know what to do my house is under siege. Please any advice on what to do biko am even planning to run to ghana right now. Biko ur kind advice is needed so as the normal nairaland bashing thanks smadav.

Biko I want to ask, which country owns tekno?

Jestin:
Best artist in Africa

Bro burna boy is number one artist in Africa right now

1Sharon:
Being in a relationship and having sex before marriage??

My dear, she is gathering intelligence to confront you with. You need to change your life

Christ is watching.

Na una type dey take front seat for he'll fire, always judging people but are not even better off.

Next level now, Una never see anything zombies.

clearie:
Please my people, help a starving brother. I have been pleading for help for some days now. I'm a student who returned to school last week because of the prospects of exams starting on Monday and also because I was opportuned to enter a free ride. my family isn't bouyant enough and my dad has severe high BP that's why I had to find my way so as not to make him to start thinking about where to get money to give me. I haven't eaten a decent food since I got back and am starving.


I am soliciting for help from well meaning people who will be touched enough to hear my plight and have mercy. I am not asking for much, no matter how little, it will go a long way. God bless you all

Bia ur exams never finish why are u disgracing your Generation.

Had no regrets as such made the right friends, partied with my friends, was a back bencher and the unserious type in the eyes of my pairs, sorted some of my courses,only bleeped in my final year, played basketball which was my favorite sports but wasn't serious though, in all surprisingly graduated with a good grade which got me a good job even without going for service had to work my service to my place of work. In all it was a nice experience , am currently doing my master's in Same school.

Atiku abubakar is my president come rain come shine

Apc agents of darkness tufiakwa.

If you watch closely, you will know that the vote is void due to the way he folded the paper. Illiterate man spit on his face and scrotum.

lightwalkertv:
WHY THEM NOR GO DUBAI

MY QUESTION TO NIGERIANS

The truth is bitter doesn't make bitter colanut the truth.
A man that goes to dubai for just meetings of political strategy.
I wonder when he becomes the president "multinational companies will come into this country or Nigeria NNPC, PORT, CBN Head quarters will be in Dubai?"

JUST MY THOUGHT, NO OFFENCE
#VOTE_WISELY

Ur heart go break, ur liver go stop transformer is close to you pls hug it and die before he is announced winner Biko.

I miss you my guy, where ever please come back to nairaland, it hasn't been the same without you. Mode Biko unban him if na ban una ban am, come 23rd we all will shout for joy.

All hail the Nigerian Police Force.
You can't but respect our Police and security forces. Well, unless you have an irredeemably dysfunctional appreciative makeup.

I'm somewhat inclined to fault their classification by the World Internal Security and Police Index International (WISPI) as the worst Police in the world.
The truth is;
When they really mean to work (which only happens when they've been ordered to work), they leave no stone unturned and ensure that the work gets done.

Take Ezinwa 'E-Money' the kidnapper for instance; or even Don Wanni.
Don Wanni committed heinous crimes and in just a matter of days; he was caught and erased.

Same thing with his brother;
Obata Osu ran faster than a new turbo-engined speed boat on a calm warm sea yet couldn't run away from the long arms of the law.

God will be God,
Nature will be nature,
All prices must be paid
And Karma always has his sneakers on ready to catch up with even the fastest sprinter.

It makes no sense that anyone will be callous enough to murder people whose only crime was being fanatical enough to leave the comfort of their homes to herald in the New Year from Church.

It just can not be rationalized.
When did we outlaw the sanctity of the human life in Nigeria?

Don Wanni was heartless, shrewd and deserved even more that what he got.

But,

It was sad to see his corpse.
I was shattered,
I was heartbroken.
The sight of his bullet-riddled body made me realize that this country is doomed.

What I still consider immensely perplexing yet utmostly paradoxical is the supposed ease and professionalism with which the DSS, Nigerian Army and Police Force eliminated Don Wanni.
These same security agents who haven't identified a single killer herdsman sponsor trailed
Oluchi Igwedibia down to Sabo Iyakpi, a town without street numbers, street lights or organized inter-streets and extinguished his existence.

Those who have travailed in that city know and agree that it is easier to find a lost maize in a sack of Potiskum beans in pitch darkness than to locate a stranger in the Sabo and Ibienafe axis.
Yet it was possible.

My multi billion Naira rhetorical question is;
Why can't this same precision and military asset be deployed in capturing Shekau?

Well, what do I know?
The powers that be have in their infinite wisdom considered Don Wanni a bigger threat than Shekau.

Don Wanni was not only guilty of being a murderous militant.
He was also guilty of two of the most terrible crimes of the day; he was a Southerner and also not a Muslim.

His team killed a few scrawny worshippers but Herdsmen have ransacked and obliterated villages in Taraba, Benue, Enugu and Plateau States.
Yet the President still asks that we remain tolerant of their destructions.

Miyetti Allah members threaten State governors and demand that state laws be recanted.
They've also promised to cause grave unrest if the dullard is voted out in 2019.
Yet they are no terrorist group.
In fact, they are friends of the nation who merit being gifted Colonies for their Cattles in every state of the country.

IPOB members are on the other hand hounded up, detained, maimed and killed just for speaking against marginalization and demanding an all-inclusive fair country.

Many southerners are in jail for possession of dangerous weapons simply because nail-cutters or jackknife keyholders were found on them.
Whereas Fulanis walk freely through Police and Army checkpoints adorning their malnourished waists with machetes, poisoned arrows and daggers.

A country running on two divergent laws for two sets of people won't run so far.

A Southerner scores 280 in JAMB and can't get into the university.
But a Northerner scores less than half of 120 and gets into prestigious universities on merit.

Shame on my country of birth.
I'd sit and watch from the safety of an asylum just how far nepotism and tribalism will take her under the leadership of the visionless Dauran.

But the time is now for all; irrespective of our apoliticality or religious backgrounds.
To ditch the fears and skepticisms of our flawed electoral system and get a PVC.
All thumbs must be united in pushing the Dullard back to Daura in 2019.

sureheaven:
Why The Rent Seekers and their Foreign Collaboratirs Are Fighting Buhari.

For insisting on local production as a substitute for importation, they are conspiring to see him out. Thy want container economists, absolute monetarists and slavish liberalists.

For refusing to float the naira so as to effectively kill our purchasing power, kill local production and impoverish the populace, Buhari became their enemy.

For recovering our unpaid royalties, looted funds and never willing to make deals, they hate him.

He bailed out bankrupt states so that the poor workers did not become the collateral damage for their bankruptcy. Those who made 27 states to become failed want a repeat of their hedonism.

Buhari made thieves to abandon and disown their loots. They want to come back to claim them.

He made chronic tax invaders to have a contrite heart and beg for restitution. They don't like VAID they only veiled it. We should not let them prevail.

He stopped the culture of reckless spendings, eliminated ghost workers and made fake rich men to know humility and live within their means. They called that lack of good economic policies.

He made hypocritical judges to sip their hemlock and have their stand in the dock. They say it was sacrilegious!

Buhari humbled the haughty and ignored the ignoramus. They say he is unaffected!

They say he knows no economics but the economy has continued to answer to his remedies and render their talisman a quackery.

Nations that took their so-called remedies are irreversibly steeped in economic web. Useless currency like Bulgarian dollars. Inflation that causes hypertension. Economy on IMF dialysis. Ask Angola, Venezuela, Egypt, Ghana, Saudi Arabia and the nations with which we ran the recession race.

We are out, they are still clutching to straws in desperate need of a live jacket. Humans live miserably in the laboratory of economic experiments.

Here the stocks are in cheerful mood.

Farmers are harvesting prosperity and left portfolio contractors with the gown of poverty.

The manufacturers are recording highest MPI in decades.

The foreign reserve is seeing obesity from anorexic dieting that the plunderers left it.

Thanks to the economic slowpoke, our Buhari, their Jubril.

Children now know that railway is not an imaginary illustration in Social Studies textbooks. Our civil engineering students can now see the theoretical standard gauge in real life.

Infrastructure financing is now a religious obligation and not a conduit to finance the obscenities of the works gatekeepers.

Inland Ports in Baro, Warri, Onne, Lokaja and Onitcha are no longer an annual item of extortion in the budget of the nation.

Look at the roads. Look at dams. Look at FCT, look at the airport revolution. Look at cancer infrastructure everywhere. Did you not see the silos completed? What of the rice mills?

Look at the poor, they now pay little to write WAEC, NECO, NABTEC, JAMB and other exams. As little as 3k from 7-11k.

Look at the poor whose children are fed in the schools. Look at the youths who are on social security employment. Look at the petty and small traders; now someone chases them about with free interest loans. Look at farmers who no longer bribe to get fertilizer. At 5.5k, fertilizer is a snap of the fingers.

See the rice, millet, sorghum, Cowpea farmers. Look at true millionaires. Not like Dasuki made richmen. Not Yahoo plus millionaires.

If they asked you what has he done, tell them he has humbled the rich and exhorted the poor.

Ask them, where are the cooking stoves for the poor? where is the cassava bread? Where is the phone for the farmers, where is the commowealth that they plundered and

...where is the POWER?

Yes, many are the unforced errors, occasional mistakes, imbalances here and there, poor communication and lackluster in the system. But these are lower and tolerable risks. Let's forgive those and insist on better deals and not to throw away the birth water and the baby.

I invite you to vote honesty, dedication, focus and service above self. Vote Buhari and Osinbajo. Let's move to the next level, never to go back to Egypt.

U will so die a slow and painful death idiot

Lol omo the leg looks somehow oh if u ask me, but u can allow her come around then find out your self. E fit be normal girl pose

Eyaa I tire since I hear say my guy Don Kpai e pain me wella RIP bro.my hearts goes to the family.

Sorry rot in Gail oh