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Errmm..okay

But if you wanted to make this topic trend, 'General' is the 'wrongest' section

They are doing bad thing
Blaze come and see o!

What do you think of everytime you see a banana? Smallpenis Right?

THREAD DERAILED!!!

Andyblaze:
madt man!!!

Is like ur penis doesnt have manpower, why is it sleeping? My penis use to do weightlifting every night instead of sleeping

crazy guy!!

my own uses full coke bottle for weightlifting in the morning and full gulder bottle in the night

Andyblaze:
ilesha junction. Somebody just kidnap my penis now now

chai! Your peniis missed the party
my peniis told me that see peniis and kitten dancing,nodding head,he is sleeping now sef.

shockwave91:
my dear u av no idea. Especially wen its fifa, we dnt joke.
Smallpenis abeg tell me say no b mikel dey d cover! Pic is blurry on my fone. Na xbox one u get?

yes o! And Its Hazard my main man thats on the cover!

You for put this topic for celebrities

AndyBlazePenis:
This is not andyblaze but his peniis

wow, your weed is cheap and good! Where can I get it?
BTW, my peniis is hosting a party tonight,all penniis and punanis are invited.

prettythicksme:
so you guys believe the op,#big dick be real for once naa lie lie somebody

am serious now o, I have repented from trolling

dims95:
@op, ur gf buy you fifa15 she no come buy pad wey you go use play am

broda, I get Xbox1 wey I buy

Tufiakwa!!!

Haywhymido:
Wetin ur GF buy u na sagem X2 i dey u browse.

fifa 15

Answer is 21
apple=7, add it to the mango which is 7+5=12
the 3 banana makes 6, cause 7-1 makes 6.
If 3bananas makes 6, 1 banana would be 2,
so 7+12+2=21
send me my money ASAP!

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]Smallpenis, that chick doesn't love you.

She shoulda bought you an enlargement cream for your 2 inch winnïe..[/color]

its 16.2inch small

AndyBlaze has repented!
Somebody south Halleluyah!!!

She always complains that I spend too much time on games, she even seized my laptop once (it was so cute )
so I accused her of not loving me, if not she would understand my interests, I then proceeded to delete her number from my phone in her presence (I know it off-hand already )
I walked out on her forming anger, she then called me yesterday after church, I was so relieved she called, but I started forming 'hello, who is this??' she told me she was sorry, and I accepted her apology, I went over to her place and she gave me this
I love her so much, If my forming had'nt touched her, I would have died! She is the best thing that ever happened to me

chimhigher, we have another teacher now making three; me, you and beatsbyj2g

Teacher SP in the house. chimhigher , sorry for not showing yesterday, was pretty busy.
my first class, so excited

Octane Rating

Octane Rating is the standard measure of the performance of a petrol in an internal combustion engine.
Fuels with higher octane ratings are used in high performance petrol engines, while poor quality fuels would explode prematurely causing knocking if used in a high performance engine.

Knocking
In a normal spark-ignition engine, the air-fuel mixture is heated due to being compressed and is then triggered to burn slowly by the spark plug and ignition system. If it is heated and/or compressed too much, then it will explode
when triggered (detonate), or even self-ignite before the ignition system sparks. This causes much higher pressures than
engine components are designed for and can cause a "knocking" sound. Knocking can cause major engine damage if severe.
Today, we have knock sensors to check if a fuel being used would cause knocking.

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The octane number of a fuel is the percentage of iso octanes mixed with heptanes which has the same knocking/pinging characteristics as the fuel when comparisons are made in a standard engine.
The octane number/rating of a fuel can be increased by the presence of branched chain hydrocarbons and aromatic compounds.
Ethanol and Methanol when added to some petrols improve their performance.


TO BE CONTINUED...BATTERY LOW

Geofavor , I think I know you
are you favour omotoso ?

man of God deliver me from small preek

[size=60pt]The President Must Not Die!

its the first Nigerian movie I saw that looked like I was watching mission impossible or James Bond[/size]

a man jumped from a 25 storey building, as he was landing he shouted "catch me oo! na play I been dey play #SuicideJoke

See as she pose
She come de claim ex-model #YIMU

this thread go go enter frontpage now, and I have never seen nairaland being mentioned even once on LIB

Children of nowadays think going abroad is the way out.
PS, OP, i am not clicking that link.