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LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:16am On Oct 11, 2014
labaski:
abeg my guys make una no vex say i leave u cnc monin..i been write one exam today..

y una dey fight untop my head so nahhuh e be like say i don put myself inside trouble ooo.. i no even need anybody again, i don vex..
oya come sit down with Alhaji Hassim smiley
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:11am On Oct 11, 2014
labaski:
na zobo u see say i dey drink sohuh na Jack Daniel..olodo..are u myopic like me grin
yes o! grin
LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:09pm On Oct 10, 2014
Mutaino7:
if i mention ur name just say present.....oya ... bigsholly(f),
hinohsend(f), leppyj(m),
oluwashedy, drsolob2(m),
temi4fash(m),
Abuklaw(m), kunki90(m), arck1,
Skimpledawg(m), SMALLPENIS(m)
and 1 guest(s)
grin absent
LiteratureRe: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:06pm On Oct 10, 2014
*walks in, everyone hails me, carries Alhaji Hassim's chair on his head, keeps it in VVVVIP Area*

na Lana Reis kidnap me o @handie , na onemansquad and mention come rescue me atlast.
Oya onemansquad, after taking over from Lana Reis as Alhaji Hassim, I need one bottle pure water grin
Labaski, abeg give me small zobo sad
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LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:12pm On Oct 10, 2014
Kayemjay! You are too much!!!
I no care about others, if them like make them leave, I dey your back.
I understand,everybody has tings to do,Nairaland no be your house atleast. Keep up the good work!
#BestWriterOfAllTime
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EducationRe: Organic Chemistry Only!!! by SMALLPENIS(f): 8:35pm On Oct 10, 2014
chimhigher:
Where Are D Chemistry Nerds In Duh House?? M WaitinG!!!!!!!!
hehehe, loved chemistry back then, but organic chemistry killed my love for chemistry, started getting Cs,Ds and Fs in tests, but I finally overcame by reading it on my own, doing some researches and asking my teacher to explain some of it to me during break.
It finally paid off, got B2 in NECO and B3 in WAEC smiley

so I would definitely want to help out.
Currently studying Civil Engineering though.
Can I be your assistant teacher grin ?
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 6:15pm On Oct 10, 2014
AS Roma News

Danny finally scored in the italian league against SS Lazio.
He also picked up the 'Man of the Match' Title.
He later caught good form towards the middle of the second half of the season, as he scored two straight hattricks.
Danny said he was loving the Italian League as it had given the chance to polish his dribbling skills.
He promised to trailblaze the league next season

Fixtures:

SS Lazio 0:3 Roma (Danny scored a goal and made 1assist)

Bologna 0:2 Roma (Danny was rested for the italian cup match)

Inter Milan 0:0 Roma

Inter Milan 1:1 Roma (Europa League: Danny scored his first UEFA competition goal for Roma against Inter in 21mins, but Inter struck back in the 83rd min to strike a draw)

Roma 2:0 Genoa

Roma 1:0 Inter (Europa League: Danny scored the only goal in the 2nd leg to help Roma coast to the Quater Finals)

UC Sampdoria 1:1 Roma

Juventus 0:6 Roma (Danny ad a filled day against Italian League giants,Juventus, after picking up four goals,Danny couldnt hide his happiness as he ran to carry Roma's Manager, e said he thanked him for believing in him )

Roma 4:0 Athletico Madrid (Europa League Quater Finals: Danny was on fire as he picked up his 2nd consecutive hattrick for Roma, scoring three goals at home)

Roma 2:0 AC Chievo (Danny scored a goal)

Athletico Madrid 1:0 Roma (Europa League Quater Finals: though Athletico beat Roma it wasnt enough as Roma coasted into the Semi Finals on a 4:1 aggregate to face chelsea)

ACF Fiorentina 1:2 Roma (Danny scored a goal)

Bologna 3:4 Roma (Danny wasnt picked for the italian cup but Roma won the game)

Roma 3:1 Bologna (Danny scored a goal and made an assist in the italian league fixture)

Roma will be facing Chelsea next at Stamford Bridge in the Europa League Semi Finals.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 5:40pm On Oct 10, 2014
News De Roma

Danny joined Roma but couldnt participate in the pre season due to injury complications from a torn tendon in his knee.
Danny was however declared fit by Roma physios for the start of the 2nd half of the season.

Danny started the 2nd half of the season in poor form as he was just recovering from injury,he also showed poor chemistry with the Roma players.
He said he was sure once he got used to the turf,style of play and teammates at Italy, he would definitely be back on top form.
The Roma manager had been asked to loan out Danny, but he refused saying he saw potential in Danny and knew what the young lad was capable of.
Danny hasnt scored in the following games;

Roma 1:0 SS Napoli (Julio Baptista scored)

Xavrenaguel 0:0 Roma

Theeselvargen 0:1 (Europa League, Di Maria scored)

Roma 1:0 AC Milan (Menez scored)

Roma 3:1 Theeselvargen (Danny didnt play)

Danny said he was getting to understand the players and the physios said he was showing good signs of getting back on form.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 5:14pm On Oct 10, 2014
I think a change of location helps improve a player,Danny has improved in dribbling now,thanks for commenting anyway,its really appreciated @abduldope

yes oo! We dey,but we no plenty @Tkadprince

Thanks alot bro, noted @holuwamurewa

thanks for still following at ezzylee, I've been pretty busy

updates coming up tonight
EducationRe: 10 Psychology Tricks To Influence Others And Get What You Want by SMALLPENIS(f): 8:18pm On Oct 09, 2014
Do you know that studies have shown that Giving people a reason to do something for you works 96% of the time, than saying please,which only works 4% of the time. cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who And Who Did This.......can It Be The Origin Of Football? by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:09am On Oct 09, 2014
Hehehe
EducationRe: History Of Pro Evolution Soccer (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:54pm On Oct 08, 2014
iceberylin:
ŃŐŤ ŤĨĹĹ 2015
if you know how SEGA,FAMILY COM and NINTENDO battles for back then, anyways, in the next 15 years,your kids would be laughing at your PS4
EducationRe: History Of Pro Evolution Soccer (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:49pm On Oct 08, 2014
Chubhie:
Played everybit of em!!!!! Still play them now on few weekends but not like the days when I felt I had all the whole time in the world!!!!!! I only play with not just to kick n score goals but show every aspect of the beautiful game from build ups to dribblings and scoring unbelievable goals. Now when you play with a worthy opponent who understands how to stretch the limits of such games it is quite an experience. People will pay rampant attention to watch you guys play!!!!! Playing with a truly worthy opponent enhances your ability to think very fast in spilt seconds!!!!! Played fifa on xbox and the most moves I understand is cross n head or taking free kicks. D vibration d xbox pad gives when ball hits post or your player is tacked makes it fun. I'm also a pro in football manger!!!!! I now look forward to playing games with my wife and unborn kids. A gaming fam it gonna be!
patiently waiting for FM 15, you know whats up grin
RomanceRe: I Thought Church Girls Were Holy But See What Dis One Did...18+ by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:27pm On Oct 08, 2014
AndyBlazePenis:
The one you dash me big pass the sum of all my former prick..thank U my ancestors
how many prick you get before huh grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Thought Church Girls Were Holy But See What Dis One Did...18+ by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:08pm On Oct 08, 2014
AndyBlazePenis:
Abeg dash me some inches, mai prick short
grin grin grin Oya take 6.1 inches
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Tweets About Her Blog Removed by Google. by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:02pm On Oct 08, 2014
I believe, but I wont go to the site, wetin concern me with LIB when I got NL and a wonderful family here smiley

PoliticsRe: 3 Reasons Why Linda Ikeji May Not Bounce Back Too Easily. by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:54pm On Oct 08, 2014
*sekem* grin
Up Nairaland!!! grin

RomanceRe: I Thought Church Girls Were Holy But See What Dis One Did...18+ by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:52pm On Oct 08, 2014
AndyBlazePenis:
and also with yuu my ancestorangry angry


#BITG
grin grin grin
EducationRe: History Of Pro Evolution Soccer (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 9:50pm On Oct 08, 2014
Pro Evolution Soccer 14 and when I expected to see something great on my XBOX360 Slim, angry
Konami tried to make it realistic, but they made it harder instead, and once you use bayern Munich, all you need do is run with ribery or robben, cross, nod, GOAL! even in FIFA 14, I've got both games on my xbox360 angry smiley

So which is your favourite, with FIFA 15 just released, and waiting till November for PES 15. smiley

EducationRe: History Of Pro Evolution Soccer (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 8:47pm On Oct 08, 2014
Pro Evo 13 This was my best PES game ever on my PS3 phat, I lo ved it to the core, even over FIFA, it was where I first tried Become A Legend. smiley

EducationRe: History Of Pro Evolution Soccer (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 8:44pm On Oct 08, 2014
Pro Evo 12: new animations were introduced , I really rocked master league on my PS3 phat grin
Don't ask me why dzeko resembles ozil huh

EducationRe: History Of Pro Evolution Soccer (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 8:41pm On Oct 08, 2014
Pro Evo 11: when PES introduced 360 degrees control, and passing measurement. Was on my PC before my younger sis mistakenly deleted it angry grin

EducationRe: History Of Pro Evolution Soccer (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 8:38pm On Oct 08, 2014
Pro Evo 10: PES has licensing, and everyone marvelled at the graphics smiley

EducationRe: History Of Pro Evolution Soccer (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 8:35pm On Oct 08, 2014
Pro Evo 9 : digital animation came to life, didn't play it much, was busy with FIFA 09 grin

EducationRe: History Of Pro Evolution Soccer (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 8:30pm On Oct 08, 2014
Pro Evo 8 : The good days when PES has license.

EducationRe: History Of Pro Evolution Soccer (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 8:26pm On Oct 08, 2014
Pro Evo 7 anyone with the ps2 was the son of a big man grin

EducationRe: History Of Pro Evolution Soccer (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 8:20pm On Oct 08, 2014
Pro Evo 6 this game really brought the stadium to life smiley still have it on my PC , when ever I show my cousins that game, they are lik e 'woah!!! huh' grin grin grin

EducationRe: History Of Pro Evolution Soccer (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 8:16pm On Oct 08, 2014
Pro Evo 5 some arsenal fans won't know that is Real Madrid vs Arsenal, can you identify Thierry Henry ? grin

EducationRe: History Of Pro Evolution Soccer (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 8:13pm On Oct 08, 2014
Pro Evo 4 those with the ps1 made quick cash per match grin

EducationRe: History Of Pro Evolution Soccer (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op):
Pro Evolution Soccer 3 I rocked thiss game grin
Nigeria vs Portugal, everybody in the post grin

EducationRe: History Of Pro Evolution Soccer (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 8:08pm On Oct 08, 2014
Pro Evolution Soccer 2 we believed this game will be around for the next 50years grin

EducationRe: History Of Pro Evolution Soccer (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 8:05pm On Oct 08, 2014
PES 1 when it came out, I believed there was nothing to improve again, but now.....

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