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EducationRe: History Of Pro Evolution Soccer (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 8:02pm On Oct 08, 2014
Winning Eleven 4 this game was the bomb then ,, I apologise for saying bebeto resembles himself grin

EducationRe: History Of Pro Evolution Soccer (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 7:56pm On Oct 08, 2014
Winning Eleven 3 I went to my friends house everyday all because I thought ps1 was the real deal. Now ps1 can be bought for #2000

EducationRe: History Of Pro Evolution Soccer (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 7:53pm On Oct 08, 2014
Winning Eleven 97 when it came out I thought this was 99% close to real life grin

EducationHistory Of Pro Evolution Soccer (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 7:47pm On Oct 08, 2014
The battle of best soccer simulation is between FIFA and PES.
most people would choose FIFA, well an ardent fifa fan myself, I decided to remind those of us who were gamers as far back as when the soccer simulation war started those years of SEGA and Nintendo and show the younger ones what we were so excited to play. Some younger folks would laugh at the graphics, but well, some of us were in heaven with those games. grin
Well I decided to show the history of PES from Goal Storm right to PES 14 so you can compare and see te changes it underwent, maybe someday I'll show that of FIFA.

So the very first PES;

Goal Storm man did I love this game, I remember staying awake all night for world cup, and the fifa version, international superstar soccer was my favourite.
So would You believe this is PES ? grin

CelebritiesRe: Google Removes Linda Ikeji's Blog by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:03pm On Oct 08, 2014
*dancing sekem* nairaland is now no.1 grin
See why oga seen maintains a low profile!
Oga Seun keep up the good work!

On a more serious note, it's a sad thing. sad
My advice to aspiring bloggers; no matter your wealth, keep a low profile.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 2:19pm On Oct 08, 2014
ezzylee:
Dannys contract with as roma runs for how many years?
5 years, but I will definitely leave before then.
RomanceRe: I Thought Church Girls Were Holy But See What Dis One Did...18+ by SMALLPENIS(f): 2:15pm On Oct 08, 2014
AndyBlazePenis:
You are my ancestral father grin grin
may the god of smallpenis be with you gringrin
CelebritiesRe: 10 Dumbest Punchlines By Naija Celebrity Rappers by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:58am On Oct 08, 2014
even Nairalanders wey no know the meaning of punchline be shouting wack!

Sanyablaze , I see you appreciate good music, but I will want to disagree with two of the punchies you listed;

1. Life aint fair,am thinking of how to bleach: I think ice tried here, but he should have made it fit more by saying, Life aint fair, I wanna bleach it up, you would easily understand that he means,life aint fair, he wants to make life better. Fair (maning light complexion and also meaning good), then the bleach meaning turning somthing dark to light,and also making something better as he used it here. I hope you understand me,

2. Like a calender, I've got all your dates: its actually pretty good as he's trying to say he's got all your girls.

I think 'some' of them are trying, but they have got to step up their game and go for something deep, something that has soul.
Thanks, I appreciate what you've done here.
RomanceRe: I Thought Church Girls Were Holy But See What Dis One Did...18+ by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:04am On Oct 08, 2014
Blaze, Is that you huh
why did you carry my surname? I mean "pen.is" huh
PhonesRe: Funny ! iPhone6 Owners say their hair now rips off When They Make Calls [Photos] by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:21pm On Oct 07, 2014
First #BendGate, now #HairGate huh
What next? #BleachingGate (changes skin colour grin )
BusinessRe: Most Lucrative Businesses In Nigeria by SMALLPENIS(f): 1:12pm On Oct 07, 2014
I'll start with property and internet investment, then I'll open a fast food eatery.
After I must have been a little stable financially, I'll open a school and a subsidiary transport business.

**He made me versatile,
The way am rounded like cursive,
Know he made me for a purpose,
I put my soul in these verses**
CelebritiesRe: Who Has The Funniest Moniker On Nairaland? by SMALLPENIS(f): 1:03pm On Oct 07, 2014
since2005:
smallpenis grin grin
why are you laughing at my 16.2inch smallpenis sad huh
EducationRe: Types Of People You Meet In A Shopping Mall by SMALLPENIS(f): 1:00pm On Oct 07, 2014
My pastor said '''This is your month of 'different kind of people' on frontpage '''.
I thought he was joking huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 10 Things To Delete From Your Cv/resume Immediately by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:51pm On Oct 07, 2014
11. Never print your CV on white ppaper
LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:15pm On Oct 07, 2014
kayemjay:
Excuse me ma. Did u miss the part where I said I have already begun typing? You are the least person I expect to make such a comment.

No wahala sha.

If this month pass, and I no finish this story make everybody unfollow me.
FTC! grin
if you like finish next 10 years, I no go unfollow this story!
LiteratureRe: The Adjacent. A Crime Thriller by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:27pm On Oct 06, 2014
handie , handie , handie! So you are this good?! Wow! Keep up the good job bro.
Oya, give me five *shakes him,steals meat and runs*
LiteratureRe: The Adjacent. A Crime Thriller by SMALLPENIS(f): 2:06pm On Oct 06, 2014
Mention:
But I later call you na.. Oya gimme small
oya take cow head grin
LiteratureRe: The Adjacent. A Crime Thriller by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:10am On Oct 06, 2014
Mention:
Tah!!!! Give that meat to either Me or Onemansquad...
BTW where z smallpenis
Chai! Mention! Onemansquad! See sweet tori, and una no call me since. For that am collecting all the meat una don dey steal.
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GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 8:22am On Oct 06, 2014
Fixgoo , Mykelon , Joedejana

thanks you guys for commenting.

Nice, you should think of posting yours. I go follow the story well well @Fixgoo

well he can choose the number of years he wants to stay, so I may leave at the end of the season if a better offer comes @Mykelon

Nice one, #PS4 Thing @Joedejana
CelebritiesRe: SHOCKING! Meet The First Openly Gay Male Hair Stylist In Lagos (PHOTOS) by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:19pm On Oct 05, 2014
joedejana:
Smallpenis, you go fit enter am...with your small-dick grin
angry
CelebritiesRe: SHOCKING! Meet The First Openly Gay Male Hair Stylist In Lagos (PHOTOS) by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:15pm On Oct 05, 2014
I pray they find him,and arrest him! angry
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op):
New Transfer Update

AGE: 21
VALUE: £15 million
ABILITY: 75
CLUB: AS Roma
SHIRT NUMBER: 21
PLAYING POSITIONS: CF,SS and WF

Danny's fans have reduced from 300,000 to 260,000 after his decision to join AS Roma from GDB.

Pictures will come later.

GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 2:29pm On Oct 05, 2014
Danny Is Leaving GDB

Danny's agent, Desbert has revealed that Danny will be going to AS Roma during the Half-Season Transfer Window.

Danny was on the verge of signing with Real Madrid, but Madrid pulled out in the last minute.

AS Roma offered GDB £15 million for Danny, with a salary of £14 million.

Danny is currently in Italy for Fitness check, though he sent a message via Twitter to his fans saying his heart would always be with GDB and his fans. That GDB made him what he is, and though he would want to remain at GDB, he felt he had to go to other shores to grow.

Danny's Spell Summary With GDB

Danny spent Two and A Half seasons with GDB, from age 18 to 21.

He played 128 matches in all for GDB.

He has an average rating of 7.4 with GDB.

He scored a total of 119 goals for the club and gave 35 assists.

His average defensive rating is 6.4.

He currently has a total of 300,000 fans, with 61,885 of them being GDB fans.
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerians Eat Rice On Sundays? by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:21am On Oct 05, 2014
na their special oyibo delicacy. grin
FamilyRe: What Important Item Have You Forgotten In A Public Transport? by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:17am On Oct 05, 2014
my iPhone6 sad
FamilyRe: My Wedding Pictures - Today by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:46am On Oct 05, 2014
penquin dear, how was yesterday night? grin wink

Happy Married Life, but your husband though...... grin
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op):
Club International Cup

Danny won his 2nd silverware as captain of GDB by beating CA Boca Juniors 4:1 in the club International cup.
GDB opened the scoring when Danny got on a ball by a mistake from Boca, before calmly slotting it past the keeper.
Danny also assisted after a run from down the left wing, before slotting it through to Cavenaghi who put it into the far post.
Danny later scored a header from Xabi Alonso's corner kick.
Boca later gave their fans something to be atleast happy about after scoring a penalty, when chalme fell their lone striker in the box. but their goal didn't put smiles on the Boca faithful as Ruben Amorim scored in the 82nd min through a rebound.

Danny's agent, Desbert has said Danny has received offers for Danny from Wigan, AS Roma and Real Madrid, but Madrid pulled out at the last hour saying they didn't need the striker anymore.

Danny was in tears as he lifted the trophy revealing he had almost concluded deals with AS Roma, making it probably, his last trophy for GDB.

GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 10:09pm On Oct 04, 2014
mykelon:
Make Danny make that big move to madrid or barca. Let him bench ronaldo or send messi to the wings. Desbert aka mendes do the deal, make it happen!!!
tell Danny say make him improve this season.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op):
Danny Wins Ballon D'or

Danny has been nominated for the Ballon D'or and has won it by 404 votes, in 2nd place is Higuain of Manchester United, and in 3rd place is Lennon of Manchester United.
critics have said Danny didn't deserve the award, but the judges, made of journalists from all over the world thought otherwise, saying he has flair and can entertain a crowd single handedly.
"his contribution at the world cup was absolutely magnificent" said Sepp Blatter. Though Danny started the season poorly, he has kick started his performance by taking GDB from 7th place to 1st place in 18 fixtures. He currently has 12goals in 17 appearances.

GDB will be playing Boca Juniors in the Club International Cup next week, after which the half season transfer window will be open.

Danny's agent, desbert said discussions were in full gear for the forward, but he expressed his disappointment when AC Milan and FC Barcelona said they were no longer interested in the player due to his behaviour towards them, and his poor form this season. He said Danny might be moving to England or Italy though.


YES OO! PAGE 9 THINGS!

GamingRe: What Is Your Highest Score In Subway Surfers? by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:10pm On Oct 04, 2014
Princecharmin:
nd u were complaining u didn't make FP huh Ur moniker is enuf reason y u didn't...taka a second look at it urself angry
do you know I have made frontpage twice. Get to frontpage then you can talk to me.

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