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Romance › Re: Who Should Be more Happier On Wedding Day; Bride Or Groom? by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:56pm On Oct 18, 2014

Odilafta:
You are just a SMALLPENIS
have it in mind that your wife to be will be "managing" your smallpenis

guess you dont know sarcasm then cool

Literature › Re: WEEKLY INTERVIEW THREAD....(A Subsidiary Of Dammysammytv) by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:29pm On Oct 18, 2014

A big thank you to those that participated, and to those that missed, you can still catch up with another author next week. wink

Literature › Re: WEEKLY INTERVIEW THREAD....(A Subsidiary Of Dammysammytv) by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:12pm On Oct 18, 2014

The interview will be closed by 6:
30 , so please ask your questions now.

Literature › Re: WEEKLY INTERVIEW THREAD....(A Subsidiary Of Dammysammytv) by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:55pm On Oct 18, 2014

Mr Royver,
* If you were to make just one wish, what would it be?

* which of your stories protagonist would you want to come to real life?

Literature › Re: WEEKLY INTERVIEW THREAD....(A Subsidiary Of Dammysammytv) by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:48pm On Oct 18, 2014

Mr Royver,
* One of my favourite of your stories is 'I See Things Others Do Not', what was your inspiration for that story?

* What is your favourite personal belonging?

* what is your most expensive property?

Literature › Re: WEEKLY INTERVIEW THREAD....(A Subsidiary Of Dammysammytv) by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:18pm On Oct 18, 2014

Yes! Am here!

Question 1: Mr Royver, when did you develop a passion for writing?

Science/Technology › Re: Chibok Girls Might Be Freed On Tuesday by SMALLPENIS(f): 4:06pm On Oct 18, 2014

kindly go to this thread by 5 o'clock for an interview with Sir Royver, A Nairaland author.
Hosted by; DSTV, in collaboration with Emzypaz. wink

www.nairaland.com/1952165/weekly-interview-thread-subsidiary-dammysammytv

Romance › Re: Who Should Be more Happier On Wedding Day; Bride Or Groom? by SMALLPENIS(f): 4:04pm On Oct 18, 2014*

the wife, we men are doing women a favour by marrying them..., a favour with benefits wink

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Literature › Re: WEEKLY INTERVIEW THREAD....(A Subsidiary Of Dammysammytv) by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:59pm On Oct 18, 2014

am gonna post the link to this thread on every 'New Topic' and other sections @emzypaz

Literature › Re: WEEKLY INTERVIEW THREAD....(A Subsidiary Of Dammysammytv) by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:56pm On Oct 18, 2014

Your Presence Is Highly Honored, Congrats On Your Birthday.
Please Be Here By 5 o'clock for the first interview session with Nairaland author, Sir Royver.
Thanks in anticipation. Don't forget to Share
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Literature › Re: WEEKLY INTERVIEW THREAD....(A Subsidiary Of Dammysammytv) by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:50pm On Oct 18, 2014

Onemansquad:
I want to use dis medium to request the presence of these following people
Handie
labaski
mention
fatalveli
mariamferanmi
Smallpenis
Flakkydagirl
princeadepoju
d9ty7
Kayemjay
Hameenat94

Present

, thanks boss

Romance › Re: What Do I Do by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:49am On Oct 18, 2014

see this troll !!! grin

you tried, but look for a better storyline next time grin

Literature › Re: 17 Awosika-a Crime/action Thriller by SMALLPENIS(f): 8:21pm On Oct 17, 2014

Wow! This Handie guy has got potential! This is great stuff!
Oya! Kayemjay,come see your competition o! grin

RATING;

The Complete Assasin= 9.2

17 Awosika= 9.0

Fatalveli, you be MTN o! Everywhere You Go! grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Gifts Of The Holyspirit : I Can Tell The Ones You Have by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:36pm On Oct 17, 2014

Saraha1:
Ye! Ayemi oh? Who be bro?
Lol.

I think I know where my weak point comes frm when it comes to speaking in tongues. Am aways shy to speak in tongue when people are around where am praying or while praying and I hear footstep of people I quickly change to normal language .

now that you have recognised your problem and shared it, it is half solved. You can help yourself by praying privately in tongues, and keep praying for courage.
Also note; you musnt shout in tongues for God to hear you or for your prayer to have more power,

Christianity Etc › Re: Gifts Of The Holyspirit : I Can Tell The Ones You Have by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:32pm On Oct 17, 2014

Saraha1:
Wow thanks guy, you really help with your explaination. I will flow as suggested.
@small, you hav lot inside of you but don't you think your username need to be change?

working on changing it soon grin

Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian And American Reactions To News by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:26pm On Oct 17, 2014

This is totally Hilarious, nice one bro. A clear definition of Nairaland.com and USAToday.com grin

Mods! Mukina2, Mynd44 ,Front Page!

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Sports › Re: Super Falcons of Nigeria Vs Namibia AWC Match: 2 - 0 by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:21pm On Oct 17, 2014

With the way you guys are hyping the Super Falcons, Can you vouch for the Super Eagles this way ?? grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Gifts Of The Holyspirit : I Can Tell The Ones You Have by SMALLPENIS(f): 4:57pm On Oct 17, 2014

For those who want to know more on tongues, I would recommend reading 1 corinthians and getting this book; 'Tongues Beyond The Upper Room' by Kenneth E. Hagin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Gifts Of The Holyspirit : I Can Tell The Ones You Have by SMALLPENIS(f): 4:52pm On Oct 17, 2014

Saraha1:
I so much wish to speak in tongue because I know it will increase my level of prayer , but once I start at a point I can't contiue. Pls what could be responsible and hw can I ask for such ?

one of the ways the devil tries to deceive us is by making us feel like we are saying ghiberish, but here is how to defeat him.
After you have received salvation, the holy spirit is in you, but you need him at a greater level
you dont need to wait long for him, try to pray whole hearted for the infilling of the holy ghost for about 5 to 10 minutes, open your heart whole heartedly and he will surely come upon you, it too me 12minutes the first time I asked for the holy spirit.
You pray until you feel an urge to speak, please take note, the holy spirit will only give you the utterance/urge to speak, but you have to do the talking how you will speak english on a normal day, the holy spirit is not like a radio in your stomach that if you just open your mouth you will be hearing sounds.
Once you start speaking keep going on, it may seem hard but dont stop and keep trusting God that he will give you the next word to say.just flow with the urge. See 1st Corinthians 14:14 and Acts 2:4.

Also note; you are not to understand what you are saying except in some cases, for you are talking to God alone. For you are edifiying(building) yourself.

Hope I helped?

Christianity Etc › Re: Gifts Of The Holyspirit : I Can Tell The Ones You Have by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:57pm On Oct 17, 2014

Objection No.1: Jesus Didnt Speak In Tongues,So I Dont Have To

It is true that all the other seven gifts of the spirit were manifested in the earthly ministry of Jesus except speaking and interpretation of tongues. That is because speaking and interpretation of tongues are for this age we live in, which started on the day of pentecost when the holy spirit descended on the 120 followers of christ.
Jesus mentioned it as one of the gifts that God would give to his people under the new covenant in Mark 16:17-18 "....they shall speak with new tongues"
It was also prophesied about in Isaiah 28:11-12.

Christianity Etc › Re: Gifts Of The Holyspirit : I Can Tell The Ones You Have by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:37pm On Oct 17, 2014

What are/is Tongues/Speaking in Tongues?

Speaking in Tongues is the supernatural evidence of the holy spirit's infilling in a person's life.

We shall be addressing some common objections people have about tongues.

Christianity Etc › Re: Gifts Of The Holyspirit : I Can Tell The Ones You Have by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:27pm On Oct 17, 2014

proevan:
The floor is opened to you ; say a prayer for us all first sire.

may the good lord see us all through this journey as we learn more about the gifts of the comforter and how to apply them in our lives.
May he open our minds to receive his word and plant it in our hearts. In Jesus Name. Amen.

Science/Technology › Re: What Is Déjà Vu? by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:07pm On Oct 17, 2014*

Another moment of De Javu is; A feeling that the event you are experiencing has happened before, in almost the exact same way.

Hey, havent I read this before and this this exact same words huh