Literature › Re: The Complete Assassin by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:50pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
MrNiceGuy5 , I see you  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Wrote The New Testament? by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:42pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
ROSSIKE: What stopped one guy from sitting in his tent and penning three different accounts of a fictional story to create the impression that they were several witnesses or 'apostles'? Why are you so trusting of these foreigners?? If a Nigerian came up with these stories you'd laugh at him and call him mad. Acceptance of these foreign anonymous texts, even after realizing that they are anonymous, has to be the height of tomfoolery, don't you think? bro, I understand your type, just try to have a personal relationship with God, can you explain how I see visions (WHICH ALWAYS COME TRUE) , I once didn't believe a god existed, till he revealed himself to me. |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Who Wrote The New Testament? by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:30am On Sep 28, 2014 |
Oduduwaboy: I believe you have read Rossike's watertight arguement now; so do you still think you know the bible? yes, and I've answered. but he can't deny Paul's books because Paul always mentions his names in his letters. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Wrote The New Testament? by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:27am On Sep 28, 2014 |
ROSSIKE: Actually, what you've done is peddle the biggest falsehood in the history of religion, by claiming that fictional characters like ''Matthew'', ''Mark''. ''Luke'' and ''John'' existed and wrote the NT bible.
The fact - acknowledged by every respected theologian and clergyman - is that the NT was written ANONYMOUSLY, and nobody knows who wrote any of it. Names like ''John'' and ''Matthew'' were merely affixed to the respective 'accounts'.
Excerpts: "A further reality is that all the Gospels were written anonymously, and none of the writers claims to be an eyewitness. Names are attached to the titles of the Gospels (“the Gospel according to Matthew”), but these titles are later additions to the Gospels, provided by editors and scribes to inform readers who the editors thought were the authorities behind the different versions. That the titles are not original to the Gospels themselves should be clear upon some simple reflection. Whoever wrote Matthew did not call it “The Gospel according to Matthew.” The persons who gave it that title are telling you who, in their opinion, wrote it. Authors never title their books “according to.” ~Bart D. Ehrman (Jesus, Interrupted: Revealing the Hidden Contradictions in the Bible (and Why We Don’t Know About Them)
Moreover, Matthew’s Gospel is written completely in the third person, about what “they” — Jesus and the disciples — were doing, never about what “we” — Jesus and the rest of us — were doing. Even when this Gospel narrates the event of Matthew being called to become a disciple, it talks about “him,” not about “me.” Read the account for yourself (Matthew 9:9). There’s not a thing in it that would make you suspect the author is talking about himself.” ~Bart D. Ehrman (Jesus, Interrupted: Revealing the Hidden Contradictions in the Bible (and Why We Don’t Know About Them)
“[S]ome books, such as the Gospels, … had been written anonymously, only later to be ascribed to certain authors who probably did not write them (apostles and friends of the apostles).” ~Bart Ehrman, Jesus, Interrupted (2011), pp. 101-02.
"The authors of these books never speak in the first person (the First Gospel never says, “One day, Jesus and I want to Jerusalem …”). They never claim to be personally connected with any of the events they narrate or the persons about whom they tell their stories. The books are thoroughly, ineluctably, and invariably anonymous.” ~Bart D. Ehrman
Forged - Writing in the Name of God — Why the Bible’s Authors Are Not Who We Think They Are - by Bart D. Ehrman
http://www.nobeliefs.com/Ehrman.htm
"The gospels are so anonymous that their titles, all second-century guesses, are all four wrong.”
~Randel McCraw Helms (Who Wrote the Gospels?)
"All four gospels are anonymous texts. The familiar attributions of the Gospels to Matthew, Mark, Luke and John come from the mid-second century and later and we have no good historical reason to accept these attributions.”
~Steve Mason, professor of classics,history and religious studies at York University in Toronto (Bible Review, Feb. 2000,p. 36)
Most scholars have come to acknowledge, was done not by the Apostles but by their anonymous followers (or their followers’ followers). Each presented a somewhat different picture of Jesus’ life. The earliest appeared to have been written some 40 years after his Crucifixion.
~David Van Biema,”The Gospel Truth?” (Time,April 8,1996)
http://exposingreligionblog.tumblr.com/post/18587309741 anonymous texts,I won't argue, but since they correlate, it definitely means, they happened.  |
Gaming › Re: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:40pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
GDB News
Stade Brestois 0:1 GDB (Danny scored 1 goal)
FC Lorient 1:1 GDB (Danny scored 1 goal)
FC Sochaux 0:4 (Danny scored 4 goals)
After defeating Sochaux 4-0, GDB have been crowned Ligue1 champions.the club have won a double and have two matches to go till the end of the season. Danny received an offer from AS Roma for £6 million but has kept silent on the issue. He has also been called to the Nigerian national team for the World Cup, which will take place at the end of the season.
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Gaming › Re: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 10:59pm On Sep 27, 2014*. Modified: 11:19pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
UEFA Champions League Final
the champions league finals was a spectacle to behold, as it pitted Real Madrid against GDB. with real Madrid having Ronaldo, Benzema,Muller and Suarez in their attack, the game was looking like a walk over for them, but GDB were prepared to meet the Spanish giants as they dished out a surprise in the 4th minute with Danny giving a cross which Chalme did well to cleverly put away. but celebrations were short-lived for GDB as Ronaldo equalised in the 11th minute. the game pulled through to half time 1:1. after much discussion in the dressing rooms, both teams came out with fresh attack ideas but Danny was substituted in the 66th minute. hopes rekindled for GDB when Pepe brought down Plasil in the penalty box and the referee awarded GDB a penalty, which Cavenaghi did well to send home and put GDB back in the lead. though Real Madrid dominated to the end of the match, they couldn't level the scores, which saw GDB being crowned champions once again.
chuksemi won the prediction and so will feature in a special update.
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Gaming › Re: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 9:47am On Sep 27, 2014 |
updates are ready!!! |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Former Currencies (photos) by SMALLPENIS(f): 8:09am On Sep 27, 2014 |
akara,groundnut and bananas, Nasco biscuit for 50kobo  ....goody goody later became #10  I don't think any indomie generation will know goody goody |
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Wrote The New Testament? by SMALLPENIS(f): 8:03am On Sep 27, 2014 |
2cato: the op rossike is a well known atheist who is about to make riddicule of you people you should have ignore him he can only ridicule those who don't know the bible |
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Politics › Re: AFCON QUALIFIER: Check Full List Of Players Invited By Keshi For Sudan by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:45pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
Mikel is like...adding water to your fuel tank. |
Romance › Re: 6 Reasons Bald Men Are Better Boyfriends by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:39pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
3cycle: You don't need extra effort to Seduce a bald guy, a HOT SLAP on his head and he will answer With force. the force will be on your cheeks  |
Romance › Re: 6 Reasons Bald Men Are Better Boyfriends by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:36pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
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Family › Re: All Tanks To My Grandmum by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:20pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
Awww! How cute!  *in marieolae voice* |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Troops Rout Terrorists In Benisheikh And Konduga by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:17pm On Sep 26, 2014*. Modified: 7:59am On Sep 27, 2014 |
suckerpunch: Kill them all  except the fat one  MODIFIED: Thank God oo! 2nd to comment is not easy  , especially with suckerpunch doing like MTN (everywhere you go)  |
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Romance › Re: 6 Reasons Bald Men Are Better Boyfriends by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:10pm On Sep 26, 2014*. Modified: 5:56pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Laughing so much that they are currently taking me to Yaba......  MODIFIED: EWOOO!!! and you people didn't tell me am 1st to comment!  |
Sports › Re: Name Them Just For Fun by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:06pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
Danny and Garry Akin |
Politics › Re: Some Interesting Mind Blowing Facts You Never Know About Switzerland by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:03pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
Wow! Nigeria will reach that level one day !  |
Family › Re: Aged Couple Plan Mutual Euthanasia Because Of Fear One Will Die Before The Other by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:00pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
Why Oyibo people no dey ever get sense ?! |
Romance › Re: Serious Question: Who Would "Fall"? by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:57pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
Prostitute 1:2 Pastor |
Family › Re: Which Gender Looks Cuter On Big Eye Balls? by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:53pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
Which thread wont you find on Nairaland? Anyways,I'll say female,though I have not seen a female with big eyeballs, but have you seen Segun Eyerinze and the Governor of Niger State?  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Wrote The New Testament? by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:47pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
It is a compilation of books of the disciples and apostles of christ ;matthew,mark,luke,john,paul,peter e.t.c a fairly large part of it was written by paul. Hope I've answered your question?  |
Romance › Re: A Marriage Application Form For A Prospective Suitor by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:42pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
I will fill it  infact let me fill it now.....be right back that kind of father must have been a social studies teacher back in the day  |
Nairaland General › Re: Muslim Fanatic Beheads Woman After Co- Workers Refuse To Convert To Islam by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:38pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
It will always be them  |
Celebrities › Re: TOP Nigerian Celebrities Before And After Plastic Surgery (photos) by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:30pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
They were all prettier before plastic surgery |
Family › Re: What Is The Most Difficult Thing To Find In Life? by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:10pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
Someone that will dash me $500 million,free of charge  |
Properties › Re: I Need A Shop Of 3k In Lagos by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:53pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
handsomjulee: so i cant even see d one of 4k atal you can search, you might be lucky |
Family › Re: Tiwa Savage’s Husband Beats Her; Marriage In Serious Trouble by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:43pm On Sep 26, 2014 |
Janeify: is that why you copied everything? you no try  |