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LiteratureRe: The Complete Assassin by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:50pm On Sep 28, 2014
MrNiceGuy5 , I see you grin
Christianity EtcRe: Who Wrote The New Testament? by SMALLPENIS(f): 5:42pm On Sep 28, 2014
ROSSIKE: What stopped one guy from sitting in his tent and penning three different accounts of a fictional story to create the impression that they were several witnesses or 'apostles'? Why are you so trusting of these foreigners?? If a Nigerian came up with these stories you'd laugh at him and call him mad. Acceptance of these foreign anonymous texts, even after realizing that they are anonymous, has to be the height of tomfoolery, don't you think?
bro, I understand your type, just try to have a personal relationship with God,
can you explain how I see visions (WHICH ALWAYS COME TRUE) , I once didn't believe a god existed, till he revealed himself to me.
Christianity EtcRe: Who Wrote The New Testament? by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:30am On Sep 28, 2014
Oduduwaboy: I believe you have read Rossike's watertight arguement now; so do you still think you know the bible?
yes, and I've answered. but he can't deny Paul's books because Paul always mentions his names in his letters.
Christianity EtcRe: Who Wrote The New Testament? by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:27am On Sep 28, 2014
ROSSIKE: Actually, what you've done is peddle the biggest falsehood in the history of religion, by claiming that fictional characters like ''Matthew'', ''Mark''. ''Luke'' and ''John'' existed and wrote the NT bible.

The fact - acknowledged by every respected theologian and clergyman - is that the NT was written ANONYMOUSLY, and nobody knows who wrote any of it. Names like ''John'' and ''Matthew'' were merely affixed to the respective 'accounts'.


Excerpts:
"A further reality is that all the Gospels were written anonymously, and none of the writers claims to be an eyewitness. Names are attached to the titles of the Gospels (“the Gospel according to Matthew”), but these titles are later additions to the Gospels, provided by editors and scribes to inform readers who the editors thought were the authorities behind the different versions. That the titles are not original to the Gospels themselves should be clear upon some simple reflection. Whoever wrote Matthew did not call it “The Gospel according to Matthew.” The persons who gave it that title are telling you who, in their opinion, wrote it. Authors never title their books “according to.” ~Bart D. Ehrman (Jesus, Interrupted: Revealing the Hidden Contradictions in the Bible (and Why We Don’t Know About Them)

Moreover, Matthew’s Gospel is written completely in the third person, about what “they” — Jesus and the disciples — were doing, never about what “we” — Jesus and the rest of us — were doing. Even when this Gospel narrates the event of Matthew being called to become a disciple, it talks about “him,” not about “me.” Read the account for yourself (Matthew 9:9). There’s not a thing in it that would make you suspect the author is talking about himself.” ~Bart D. Ehrman (Jesus, Interrupted: Revealing the Hidden Contradictions in the Bible (and Why We Don’t Know About Them)

“[S]ome books, such as the Gospels, … had been written anonymously, only later to be ascribed to certain authors who probably did not write them (apostles and friends of the apostles).” ~Bart Ehrman, Jesus, Interrupted (2011), pp. 101-02.

"The authors of these books never speak in the first person (the First Gospel never says, “One day, Jesus and I want to Jerusalem …”). They never claim to be personally connected with any of the events they narrate or the persons about whom they tell their stories. The books are thoroughly, ineluctably, and invariably anonymous.” ~Bart D. Ehrman

Forged - Writing in the Name of God — Why the Bible’s Authors Are Not Who We Think They Are - by Bart D. Ehrman

http://www.nobeliefs.com/Ehrman.htm

"The gospels are so anonymous that their titles, all second-century guesses, are all four wrong.”

~Randel McCraw Helms (Who Wrote the Gospels?)

"All four gospels are anonymous texts. The familiar attributions of the Gospels to Matthew, Mark, Luke and John come from the mid-second century and later and we have no good historical reason to accept these attributions.”

~Steve Mason, professor of classics,history and religious studies at York University in Toronto (Bible Review, Feb. 2000,p. 36)

Most scholars have come to acknowledge, was done not by the Apostles but by their anonymous followers (or their followers’ followers). Each presented a somewhat different picture of Jesus’ life. The earliest appeared to have been written some 40 years after his Crucifixion.

~David Van Biema,”The Gospel Truth?” (Time,April 8,1996)


http://exposingreligionblog.tumblr.com/post/18587309741
anonymous texts,I won't argue, but since they correlate, it definitely means, they happened. smiley
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:40pm On Sep 27, 2014
GDB News

Stade Brestois 0:1 GDB (Danny scored 1 goal)

FC Lorient 1:1 GDB (Danny scored 1 goal)

FC Sochaux 0:4 (Danny scored 4 goals)

After defeating Sochaux 4-0, GDB have been crowned Ligue1 champions.the club have won a double and have two matches to go till the end of the season.
Danny received an offer from AS Roma for £6 million but has kept silent on the issue.
He has also been called to the Nigerian national team for the World Cup, which will take place at the end of the season.

GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op):
UEFA Champions League Final

the champions league finals was a spectacle to behold, as it pitted Real Madrid against GDB.
with real Madrid having Ronaldo, Benzema,Muller and Suarez in their attack, the game was looking like a walk over for them, but GDB were prepared to meet the Spanish giants as they dished out a surprise in the 4th minute with Danny giving a cross which Chalme did well to cleverly put away.
but celebrations were short-lived for GDB as Ronaldo equalised in the 11th minute.
the game pulled through to half time 1:1.
after much discussion in the dressing rooms, both teams came out with fresh attack ideas but Danny was substituted in the 66th minute.
hopes rekindled for GDB when Pepe brought down Plasil in the penalty box and the referee awarded GDB a penalty, which Cavenaghi did well to send home and put GDB back in the lead.
though Real Madrid dominated to the end of the match, they couldn't level the scores, which saw GDB being crowned champions once again.


chuksemi won the prediction and so will feature in a special update.

GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 9:47am On Sep 27, 2014
updates are ready!!!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Former Currencies (photos) by SMALLPENIS(f): 8:09am On Sep 27, 2014
akara,groundnut and bananas, Nasco biscuit for 50kobo grin
....goody goody later became #10 angry

I don't think any indomie generation will know goody goody
Christianity EtcRe: Who Wrote The New Testament? by SMALLPENIS(f): 8:03am On Sep 27, 2014
2cato: the op rossike is a well known atheist who is about to make riddicule of you people you should have ignore him
he can only ridicule those who don't know the bible
PoliticsRe: AFCON QUALIFIER: Check Full List Of Players Invited By Keshi For Sudan by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:45pm On Sep 26, 2014
Mikel is like...adding water to your fuel tank.
RomanceRe: 6 Reasons Bald Men Are Better Boyfriends by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:39pm On Sep 26, 2014
3cycle: You don't need extra effort to Seduce a bald guy, a HOT SLAP on his head and he will answer With force.
the force will be on your cheeks grin
RomanceRe: 6 Reasons Bald Men Are Better Boyfriends by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:36pm On Sep 26, 2014
OohMpa: plus marieolae loves slapping ooh Mpa's gorimpapa while bedding. It turns her on...smiley
this guy is funny! gringringrin

currently at YabaLe..... For laughing too much grin
FamilyRe: All Tanks To My Grandmum by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:20pm On Sep 26, 2014
Awww! How cute! smiley *in marieolae voice*
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Troops Rout Terrorists In Benisheikh And Konduga by SMALLPENIS(f):
suckerpunch: Kill them all grin
except the fat one grin

MODIFIED: Thank God oo! 2nd to comment is not easy grin , especially with suckerpunch doing like MTN (everywhere you go) angry
RomanceRe: 6 Reasons Bald Men Are Better Boyfriends by SMALLPENIS(f):
Laughing so much that they are currently taking me to Yaba...... grin

MODIFIED: EWOOO!!! and you people didn't tell me am 1st to comment! sad grin
SportsRe: Name Them Just For Fun by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:06pm On Sep 26, 2014
Danny and Garry Akin
PoliticsRe: Some Interesting Mind Blowing Facts You Never Know About Switzerland by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:03pm On Sep 26, 2014
Wow! Nigeria will reach that level one day ! smiley
FamilyRe: Aged Couple Plan Mutual Euthanasia Because Of Fear One Will Die Before The Other by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:00pm On Sep 26, 2014
Why Oyibo people no dey ever get sense ?!
RomanceRe: Serious Question: Who Would "Fall"? by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:57pm On Sep 26, 2014
Prostitute 1:2 Pastor
FamilyRe: Which Gender Looks Cuter On Big Eye Balls? by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:53pm On Sep 26, 2014
Which thread wont you find on Nairaland?

Anyways,I'll say female,though I have not seen a female with big eyeballs, but have you seen Segun Eyerinze and the Governor of Niger State? lipsrsealed
Christianity EtcRe: Who Wrote The New Testament? by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:47pm On Sep 26, 2014
It is a compilation of books of the disciples and apostles of christ ;matthew,mark,luke,john,paul,peter e.t.c
a fairly large part of it was written by paul.
Hope I've answered your question? smiley
RomanceRe: A Marriage Application Form For A Prospective Suitor by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:42pm On Sep 26, 2014
I will fill it grin
infact let me fill it now.....be right back

that kind of father must have been a social studies teacher back in the day grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Muslim Fanatic Beheads Woman After Co- Workers Refuse To Convert To Islam by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:38pm On Sep 26, 2014
It will always be them lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: TOP Nigerian Celebrities Before And After Plastic Surgery (photos) by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:30pm On Sep 26, 2014
They were all prettier before plastic surgery
FamilyRe: What Is The Most Difficult Thing To Find In Life? by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:10pm On Sep 26, 2014
Someone that will dash me $500 million,free of charge sad
PropertiesRe: I Need A Shop Of 3k In Lagos by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:53pm On Sep 26, 2014
handsomjulee: so i cant even see d one of 4k atal
you can search, you might be lucky
FamilyRe: Tiwa Savage’s Husband Beats Her; Marriage In Serious Trouble by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:43pm On Sep 26, 2014
Janeify: is that why you copied everything? grin you no try
grin

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