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Science/TechnologyRe: Two-Headed Pig Born In China by SmartCount(m): 10:31pm On Apr 15, 2013
All I can see there is a baby pig with one head and two faces. Na masqurade I swear.
Christianity EtcRe: Give Your 'Tithes' And Offerings To The Less Fortunate In Church by SmartCount(m): 12:07pm On Mar 03, 2013
I think the OP is very correct. I wonder why people always lay emphasis on giving tithe to pastors. Do you know we are also instructed in the same bible to eat our tithe together with our family and well wishers? You may want to read Deut. 14:22-End. This idea where a section of the bible is vehemently hung on for a persona gain while other parts are relegated baffles me.
PoliticsRe: Three Power Sub-stations Installed In Lagos by SmartCount(m): 7:32am On Feb 28, 2013
mobuch: Mr billy, are you back from your forced nAiraland vacation?
Guy u b cow. Has Mr Billy not been there since? I guess you're the one who has been on vacation. Pls don't talk to my man like that o, and be logical in your assertion.
PoliticsRe: 13% Oil Derivation War by SmartCount(m): 7:03pm On Jan 25, 2013
Symphony007: This luminates a broader point of how shambolic our fedralism is!! Stae govournors see themeselves a lords over their fellow elected local government chairmen. They sack them at will and control their budget. It's wrong. In rivers state, bonny island is the oil capital of nigeria home to the largest lng plant in africa, bonny oil terminal,etc. But the current governour has just ignored the island, i don't know what he has against them but the island through it's "local government" has also ignored the stae amd used it's opportunity well. Today bonny island is the only place in nigeria with uninterrupted power supply. Good roads, and other nice things. The national assembly needs to address this.
Right on point. I currently work there, and sometimes you would begin to imagine if Bonny LGA is part of Rivers State. There is constant power supply, constant water flow from a central system. Power units very cheap. Even though the roads are not too wide, but they are smooth with good inter-connectivity. I give kudos to leaders involved in the administration of the Island because they have their people at heart.
PoliticsRe: Progress On Benin-ore Road by SmartCount(m): 10:32am On Dec 27, 2012
Shaggyfreshfish: @nahinbdis jst shut dat ur ogbono soups mouth dere. U sallah ram
Man Shaggy hw fa na? Longest time. Na me D-Count
PoliticsRe: Progress On Benin-ore Road by SmartCount(m): 8:44am On Dec 27, 2012
Shaggyfreshfish: @nahinbdis jst shut dat ur ogbono soups mouth dere. U sallah ram
Man Shaggy abeg no vex for am. Forgive him. Hw u dey na. na me D-Count
PhonesRe: Are You Experiencing MTN Network Failure? by SmartCount(m): 9:18pm On Dec 14, 2012
Ibanga p: pheeeeeew, guy its so terrible. I learnt d whole of Port harcourt no MTN phone has network access. I guess its in Rivers state alone. I need doz in PH 2 confirm dis.
This is true. I live near uniport in PH, and for over two weeks now we've been experiencing serious MTN network problem. The one of this morning defied all odds, as there was no network for over 3 hours. Very pathetic. If MTN does not improve on their network services, they gonna experience mass migration to other networks most especially where I live.
PoliticsRe: Senate, House Committees Disagree On Oil Benchmark by SmartCount(m): 12:24pm On Nov 09, 2012
Shaggyfreshfish: After borrowing moni, u guys wil steal d moni and call it misappropriation of funds. God wil judge all of u, glorified rogues
Fresh fish don't mind them they re all criminals. How wiff na
PhonesRe: My Conversation With MTN Customer Care This Morning by SmartCount(m): 12:16pm On Nov 09, 2012
Lordave: Poverty no good, just bcuz of #32 na im u call customer care. GEJ must hear this.
Shat da Bleep up. Know know
CelebritiesRe: We Have No Hand In Our Mum’s Death – Psquare React To Accusations Of Sacrificing by SmartCount(m): 8:24am On Oct 27, 2012
berem: Why are they denying? Abi no be true? Anyway wetin consign me? Shebi na their mama,no be my mama dem use.who cares anyway? undecided
You talk a lot without control. I believe this is the reason why you don't always escape Acidtalk's sledge hammer. Btw I think you re a bad gossiper.
Music/RadioRe: Blogger Replies Trace Urban, Mocks Loyal Nigerian Artistes. by SmartCount(m): 10:51pm On Oct 26, 2012
pompori king: Total bs..the people wey gt song no dey complainm..na una be spokesperson abi..no go make ur own money dey talk about trace wey gt bar pass ur family..rubbish
Wetin dey w.orry some people sef. Must u comment? Big problem with Nigerians. Just because he is not a musician, he shouldn't make observations. Smh for you for your negative and feeble mind.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Exports Religion, India Exports Cars by SmartCount(m): 12:13am On Oct 24, 2012
tatiana009: The solution is self evaluation. Each person must look inward and decide to be a better human being and hence a better Nigerian. This includes everything; don't litter the streets, don't give or accept bribes, don't jump cues, pay your tax , obey all the laws of the land, be humane to your employees, don't enployee underaged girls as maids....e.t.c
You re the only person that has said something reasonable to me beside the topic in this thread. All we need is total re-orientation. If everybody try to do the right thing the society will b a better place for all. In addition if we can also channel most of the energy we use in proliferating churches and mosques all over the place, I believe we will get it right in terms of industrialisation and other economic-booming ventures.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Exports Religion, India Exports Cars by SmartCount(m): 12:12am On Oct 24, 2012
tatiana009: The solution is self evaluation. Each person must look inward and decide to be a better human being and hence a better Nigerian. This includes everything; don't litter the streets, don't give or accept bribes, don't jump cues, pay your tax , obey all the laws of the land, be humane to your employees, don't enployee underaged girls as maids....e.t.c
You re the only person that has said something reasonable to me beside the topic in this thread. All we need is total re-orientation. If everybody try to do the right thing the society will b a better place for all. In addition if we can also channel most of the energy in proliferating churches and mosques all over the place, I believe we will get it right in terms of industrialisation and other economic-booming ventures.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's Winners' Chapel Accused Of Exploiting British Worshippers by SmartCount(m): 12:59pm On Oct 21, 2012
ayantaiwo: dat he z rich nw means he z a devil. God comand us to pay tithe malachi 3vs9 nd dats y u can neva prosper if u disobeyd him nd stop xposin ur stupidity. Bible tells us nt to judge nd let God judge him if e z bad. Dnt curse urself cos z dangerous to talk to any man of God anyhow
You people always choose to quote this Malachi 3:9 just because it favours you preachers. Have u taken time to thoroughly go through Deut 14:22-29. Here God commanded us to even eat our tithes together with our families and well wishers. So my friend always try to look at things from different angles as they are in the bible. Peace
Foreign AffairsRe: British Muslims Protest Against Google To Remove Anti-islam Film Video by SmartCount(m): 2:37pm On Oct 15, 2012
DMainMan: GUY, u call it freedom of speech when de are abusing the HOLY PROPHET(SAW). But if it were to b d reverse case, de will say it is terrorism. u guys ar HYPOCRITES
What do you mean by the 'reverse case'? I guess violence is in the blood of all of you. SMH for you
Science/TechnologyRe: Scientists Discover Planet Made Of Diamonds (Picture) by SmartCount(m): 10:23am On Oct 14, 2012
Omo Alata: It'll take you 40 years to get there shocked
40 light years is not just ordinary 40 years. Its simply multiplying 40 with the speed of light (40 x speed of light). The result gives u the total number of years it will take to get to that planet.
RomanceRe: When Long-Distance Relationship Ends - Advice On Adjusting by SmartCount(m): 12:12pm On Sep 30, 2012
Decryptor: @OP, i know your problem...this guy must have travelled outta the country to hustle but unfortunately, things didn't go well with him financially. Now he's coming back home to start life afresh and u are trying to back out on him. If he had shipped in 6 solid jeeps from wherever he is coming from, you would'nt have posted this here...See why i can never give my heart to a Nigerian woman. I'd rather love my pet dog
Spot on. This is the answer to the summary of the OP.
Christianity EtcRe: Private Christian Universities: Faith In Deception? by SmartCount(m): 9:00pm On May 15, 2012
walex2: The poster
I can deduce from all ur long story that u are a lazy student, the time spent by u to compose this long sentences could have been use to study hard.
secondly if u are sure of ur capability why not leave the school and write jamb to enter unilag which i presumed better than ur RUN.
Thirdly, banning of students from using blackberry @ school is not a bad idea.
Shattap, u don't know anything! Mummy boy like u.
EducationRe: Is Intelligence Overrated: What You Really Need To Succeed by SmartCount(m): 9:15am On May 11, 2012
@ OP, more grease to 'all your joints'. This is what people fail to realize that just as we are different in our thinking and the way we try to solve life issues that come our way, so is the way we apply the aforementioned intelligence(s).
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dragnet oil and gas company Aptitude Test may 2012 @ Port harcourt by SmartCount(m): 3:30pm On May 08, 2012
mcnepow: Poster drop yo mail addy lemme send u materials I got. Na free I get am, na free I go give d first 3 addies wey I see. Then u share wif others.
Please I would also like u to help me past questions: visitchrisdoja@yahoo.com . Thanks a million!
Christianity EtcRe: Will You Attend These Type Of Churches?(pic) by SmartCount(m): 10:59am On May 06, 2012
Koolking: ludicrous those names may sound. appparently those churches are established by not-too-intelligent pple obviously for their personal aggrandizement. either they were in want of words to use or just a conscious effort at strategising for aggressive marketing. visit those churches you'll be amazed by the population of attendees mostly illiterate that are manipulated and cheated out of their little rays of sunshine. beware!
Right on spot man! Typical illiteracy-driven and deluded fellows.
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Inaugurates Phase II Of Ibom International Airport by SmartCount(m): 4:52pm On May 05, 2012
jason123: 2009, the first plane to land on Ibom International airport!



https://www.akwaibomnewsonline.com/images/commissioning-akwa-ibom-airport/6.jpg
jason123: 2009, the first plane to land on Ibom International airport!



https://www.akwaibomnewsonline.com/images/commissioning-akwa-ibom-airport/6.jpg
jason123: 2009, the first plane to land on Ibom International airport!



https://www.akwaibomnewsonline.com/images/commissioning-akwa-ibom-airport/6.jpg
Nice one Governor Akpabio
PoliticsRe: 2015: I’m Qualified To Run –jonathan by SmartCount(m): 4:47pm On Apr 16, 2012
egift: This is Nigeria: The man filling the suit may even be working for Jonathan. Maybe on technical jargon, the man can loose the case and Jonathan will go celebrating that the court has cleared him to run in 2015.
Guy re u a jazzman? Was just thinking same when reading thru the original post.
PoliticsRe: A Nation Represented By Idiots: Nigerian House Of Reps Summon Hyundai Motors by SmartCount(m): 10:31am On Apr 16, 2012
BlueDiva: It's no big deal.
The man is using his powers to the max.

Summon the damn company and get 2 more jeeps free as compensation.

Soon they will start reporting their wives, mistresses and concubines to the idle lawmakers.
Hahahahahahaha!hohohohohohohoho!!kokokokokoko!!! Laughing in stakker language.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FA Cup: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (1 - 5) On April 15th 2012 by SmartCount(m): 10:15pm On Apr 15, 2012
sholatech: Congrats to Chelsea fans!!
But note these:
1. Don't be saying you are underdogs against Barca, so if they beat you, just accept they are better. U can't be underdogs after beating Tottenham silly!

2. Don't complain against refereeing! Today, u saw referee dashing you a goal that many people call controversial. Just accept that football will always be such. Don't use referees as excuse when you lose.
3. Remember the last time you lost against Barca, John Terry practically used two hands to pull Henry's shirt and yet to penalty given to Barca. Anelka dived and Barca's player Abidal was given a red card. Also, Ballack was refused another yellow card during the game that should have made him sent off.

In the light of the above, enjoy Uefa semi-final and don't claim any bias when you lose. If Barca lose, you will not hear of any bias!
Shattap man!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 0) On 8th April 2012 by SmartCount(m): 5:07pm On Apr 08, 2012
I really want Man City to win this match so that d 3rd and 4th places could be more open
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Aston Villa (1 - 1) On April 7th 2012 by SmartCount(m): 7:23am On Apr 08, 2012
Am not a Liverpool fan but one enjoys their flamboyant style of play with long accurate passes. All this has gone done the drain which from what I have seen is due to lack of commitment from the place. The coach on his own has failed to revamp their lost confidence. I think a very drastic decision should b taken about "iverpool management otherwise I see them as potential points donor to both small and big clubs in England.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: John Terry Appointed Player-manager For England For Euro' 12 by SmartCount(m): 1:00pm On Apr 01, 2012
yang: Beer Parlour Gossip. And who is this Alf Lopiorhuh? Is he even English?
B4 u people continue saying the information is false/april fool, why can't u just visit goil.com ang see it for ur self.
Nairaland GeneralAm Not Comfortable With This Constant Change Of The "Face" Of Niaraland by SmartCount(op): 10:55am On Apr 01, 2012
This idea of changing the settings, which include the font type and background colour of Nairaland forum page is becoming very worrisome. Reading through some pages with certain font colours is very difficult and painful to the eyes, even though I don't have any eye defect. What's your take on this?
FoodRe: How Sacred Is Your Kitchen by SmartCount(m): 3:55pm On Nov 04, 2011
I would do my cooking myself. Thats very important!

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