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Danhumprey: Don't even say that yet!



Don't forget our rendezvous! We're gonna meet at Mr.Bigg this evening by 6pm,so start cracking up all the lies you're gonna tell Mummy.

hehehehehehehe! I can easily tell mommy m meeting with a friend, that way, i didnt lie. She knows I'm not a kid anymore.

kulyie: no mind am because i don spoil/expose the parols of AWON BOIZ

no more meet me behind the tree tell your mummy you are going for fellowship :p

lolzz, i won't lie to mommy again...

sexymoma: God!!! i don't know why some people turn this nairaland to a war-front.. I'm very sure if a doctor should check your B.P when writing this comment i know the doc would be speech.. hmmm If your werds are as hot as this i wonder how your temperature go be. for crying out loud egbon you don't need all this na.

my sister, you follow me de ponder?

Nolongthing1: Old Bitter, Haggard, Lonely woman what's your problem with the ladies? that was why you were insulting the 18yr Old Pregnant girl on the other thread why are you trying so hard to get the attention you're not getting in real life, "Agba Bura bi ewe o shey eri" ( Swear If you've never behaved childish as a result of youthful motivation) You just come online and act holier than thou meanwhile you were seeking help on another thread how to enlarge your behind , well i don't expect anything more from old bitter angry Single like yourself who side kicks with idowuogbo to cyber bully people online.

And FYI it's not every relationship that ends in an unwanted pregnancy , this is an online forum , Romance section to be specific if you wanna preach get your bottom to the Religioun section, and because an inexperienced innocent young girl comes online seeking advise on what to the about her unwanted pregnancy doesn't mean you're brighter than she is in other areas of life.

Grow Brains Sad Old Lady Mtcheew.

i hope you don't get tired when the main ish go start......i wonder why ur tryna make a fight here.

screenagerjoe: so dis is what u r doin abi, i will tell mummy for u, unless u can hook me up with dt u frnd dt is always coming 2 d house. If not i go spoil ur paroles for u.

hehehehehehehe. Emi don change mehn. Not a kid anymore...

sexymoma: Now Your bro is gonna tell his mum to start ordering for ultra... i mean house delivery

lolzzzzzzz, i stopped it already....I'm a changed person.

kulyie: errrmmm miss fine geh no pimples,do you remember this lyric of wizkid.dont let your father know,take it gently,low key,dont let your mother know 8-)


anu e shey mi,temi shey olorun

lolzz

Mummy let me buy something at the junction. **usually always ultra** pray ma bro doesn't see this..lolzz, cuz his a NL.

ivyy: When you hide half of the posts on a thread it makes it nothing but boring. Some posts don't even deserve the hiding haba!
Cant we have some healthy yabing once in a while

i wonder. Make person take laugh small kwanu.

Emmy9ite: That awkward moment when you are running and your bo.obs are shaking and you are a guy

lolzz, come see chicks making fun of u na.

Lolzzzz! You guys won't kill me. Nbright u got to control it mehn.

**that awkward moment when ur with ur C1 phone inside a bus nd the gurl next to u is busy pinging with here BB** choi, no bring am out ohh.

Prove it

ogeoflyf: I get awkward when someone compliments me and i don't know what to say

someone: you look pretty today
me: happy birthday

lolzz, crazy chick. What's happens to thank you.

Hehehehehehehe!! Imagine telling a joke nd laughs alone. So annoying...

Danhumprey: Don't you love me?

ofcourse i love you.

Danhumprey: You like him?

I loff him...

-Mr Cork-:
..that babe lied she been to peckam..i asked what bus go to peckam but guess wot?... she ran away

...but y are babes tryin to impress me for no reason?

werey! Your left yash dia...

ogeoflyf: That awkward moment when you’re checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there’s someone inside.

Jeezzzz! Lolzz

ogeoflyf: That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence

this chick is really awkward! Lolzz, your funny swt.

Danhumprey: But I just said the truth na.

you lied...

Unromantic...

She gats to change that mehn...

Beync: That awkward moment on ur first date when u r struggling with chicken and ur cutlery then the whole chicken fell on the floor.

Lmao...

Mynd_44: Oya shift make I siddon too

**removes chair nd he falls on his butts** occupies the seat.

Baybe: That awkward moment when you're talking more like gossiping about someone and the person walks in suddenly and gives you that I-heard-what-you-said look

really awkward nd can be embarrassing...lol

Lolzz, @adexsimply, so funny dude. Really awkward...

Danhumprey: You see what I'm talking about? You're fit to be another Mr.Cork.

ignore him! I did! Another Mr. Cork Ko?

Smh! Who cares how much the ring is been bought? You shouldn't emphasise more on the amount than on ur relationship. Yes, there should be a ring but how much u buy it is not my quest.

sarutobie: Aren't we meant to be equal? Why can't you woo a guy just like a guy can woo a girl??

i can bet with my unswollen eba, that u will spit out when you notice a girl following a dude, maybe ur friend around, because she wants him to give her attention.