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Lolzz@bright, the farting part na die mehn.


**that awkward moment, when your on call with ur bf nd ur dad walks in, you start speaking ur dialect with the guy instead of ur normal ajibo English.

R2bees: OR That awkward moment, when
you wave to someone and it
turns out they were waving
to the person behind you.

so true...

lana_Vello: that awkward moment when you wave to somebody on the way but the person doesn't see you den you look stupid wid your hands in the air

this has really happened to me, i pretended like i was chasing flies.lolzz

R2bees: That awkward moment when
you see someone that looks
like someone you know, and
you scream their name, and
it's not them.
.... Chai. Na die o

lol, really awkward...

That awkward moment when a handsome dude winks at you, nd kinda like expected him to come say hi, but he walks away**

tonnieblaise: dat awkward moment wey u wear one confam polo dey do big boi for road,u come jam eleran(meatseller) wey wear d same polo wit u dey hawk meat....chai

lolzz, wetin u wan do na.

nbright: You do that in my house!... God bless my mom.. I recieve knocks on my head then eh... Thanks to her, now I am a domesticated man.. I can cook, wash plates, price foodstuffs in the market, sweep the compound.. But I still hate mopping the floors.. I just hate it with a passion that's frightening..

lolzz! She taught you well. Thats how it should be....

sopoundz: drop yur standards dear. Yu'd c

aiite.

souldust: but since ladies always sit back and let the man do the wooing, i wonder how they get that guy they truely want. I am trying to understand it from our own perspective.

Becos we go after women, you can be sure that we truely want the ladies we are with. But for you ladies, you dont go after men so how do you get the man you love? Then how can we know that the man you are with isnt just the who who came around but the one you truely love? Or is it that when you accept the guy, thats when you will start cultivating some feelings for him.

i can't help but wonder what your wondering...

Wow! Still following dear and is getting more intriguing every moment. Well done

nbright: that awkward moment when you are the best man at your best friend wedding and you just noticed you are having a terrible boner... @Byvan... I read the news... Congrats.

bright finish it joor

leavestory: hmmm sounds interesting

yeah. When get an ish with him, he will always want u to do the apology na, he will be like....afterall you asked me out.

souldust: its either you dont go out or you have actually seen but do not have the courage to do it like we do it.

I think it will be a good thing if women start going after men. There will be fewer mistakes made in choice of partners.

It will also make women know what exactly we pass through

at the end of the day, you will see the dude bluffing it out to his friends, nd you see them making fun of you. No way...

Lol

Still looking out for that dude, that will make me wanna woo him without thinking twice. Mehn e go hard ohh...i can admire a dude but wooing him is out of ma quest...

**that awkward moment when ur walking majestically on the road side nd your butts start itching you** lolzz

**that awkward moment when ur reading nd u get one notification on ur phone, mehn you gats reply, but then ur mum walks in immediately, so u have been typing all this while**

**the moment, when u go out on a date nd somehow you fart unannounced** lolzz

**that awkward moment, when u bomb into ur ex enjoying with his new girl, u just start shaking cuz ur still alone**

**that moment, when u tell ur boy friend ur in the lecture hall, when u are just sitting relaxed in an eatery with a new guy, you see him walk up to you, shakes his head nd walks away**lolzz

add yours people...

Nice shape...

Maturity matters.

Two words! It matters...

byvan: @OP,some are lazier than others,pray fervently that you don't fall into the hands of "Mr can't lift a finger ". Few are very domesticated too and those ones can be annoying too .

My papa does his laundry and enjoys cooking his noodles but the mess he leaves behind afterwards leaves us in tears .Letting him cook is a disaster, you can barely recognize the kitchen after he is done.



Tm tech said it all.

lolzzzz! Honestly, u got me laughing out loud. I just wonder why it should be that way, imagine using the kitchen nd messing it up, seriously i prefer he doesn't even enter at all.

tm-tech:
Abi na, my dad no get tym Õoº°Úº ,house chores for wia, he jst love orderliness and tidiness....buh,he is a great man Õoº°Úº ....besides aus chores he is so cool, my mum goes to work and yet does aus chores,,,,,,,,,she be workaholic Õoº°Úº ,,,,,she can't jst stay idle.......for me my wife must be ready to do same or hire a maid.......or she go teach me sha...its romantic to assist ur wifey in the kitchen ,bathroom,etc

lolzz, i guess she should teach you. Same with ma mum, wakes up early, does some necessary things nd off to work she goes, comes back, doesn't rest nd continues, she never seems to get tired. I just admire her strength.

tsleazy: Too bad i dnt have a sister, she should have been brushing my teeth for me....#lol#

lolzz. I'm so glad you don't.

wasak: I always pity my girl. who happens to be the only girl among four boys. they just lazy about while she does everything absolutely everything except for their clothes but she washes that of her parents. her mother ain't helping matters, she never allows her to use d washing machine but her brothers can.

generally most men are lazy when it comes to domestic chores, but they ain't lazy with more demanding jobs.

So unfair...

uj_sizzle: I think it all boils down to upbringing. I know men who would rather cut their arms off than do a single house chore, and there are those who can perform every known task in the book.
Society has made it that it's a woman's position to take care of domestic chores, while the man takes the role of breadwinner.

I guess they think we're super humans, but if you train your boys to handle certain house chores then they'll keep up with it in marriage


I remember my dad doing absolutely nada in the house as a growing child. When situations changed, he became superman--cooking, laundry, bathing us etc. You either struggle to adapt to change when things are different, or you die waiting for someone to do the basics for you.


Now, i train every male around me to handle some task.
E.g. A girl cannot pound fufu or yam when able bodied young men are in the house.
She should not fetch water when men are available.
Do the cooking when she'll be late home. Hell, I can direct my brothers on what to cook and how to do it over the phone.

Like I said, it all boils down to training. You need to teach them to work or they won't do it. If society has taught them to depend on women, it's time for a reorientation.

thanks my darling, that's how it should be. To be candid, is time for re-orientation.

ITbomb: Most annoying is a house where the male children just lazy about and the female are expected to fetch water (from outside) then still come back to prepare food .

mother makes sure my brothers are engaged in one chores or the other, i mean they can't just sit and lazy about while we the ladies do almost evrythn for them.

Harbosede02: I wouldn't classify my dad under "lazy"my siblings and i do d aus chores,my mum assits wen she cums bck 4rm work,d dry cleaner does d washing n pressing,so being able to go 2 work and feed d family is enuf work 4 d men,i don't see any reason y they sud participate in any working activities at ome,unless in cases where d man nids 2 get involve,lyk repairing a linkin roof or fixing sumfin sha..

you think is every one that has a washing machine? I ain't saying my dad is lazy because he goes to work too. I'm just wondering why he hardly does little chores for him self.

tm-tech:
This is the simple logic
As rugged as NOKIA 3310 is, you cant use it to browse
Its been programmed into us mostly by our parents especially our Mothers(ironic)

In my case: I don't do house chores at all,except wash ma cloth...I don't cook(cos I can't,except noodles),don't sweep.....infact I do jst nothing....
My mum will never allow a guy to pick beans,remove egusi shell, even she no go allow me loose my sistas hair......
So, what type of husband do you expect me to be.........and my case is better ,my friend (almost 30yrs ) can't wash his cloth not to talk of other stuff,na every weekend those women come dey help clean his house n wash his cloth....now that am living alone...its challenging...buh hurray.... ⌣»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌«̶⌣. God for eatries (open 6:45am)-------and their food always make sense so am cool wif my life.....my wife go dey do aus chores...or she go teach me how to help her out (when the tym comes)....---buh no tell my mama Õoº°Úº ...she go think say my wife don bewitch me if she comes to our house and see me picking beans for my wife....

imagine nah! Is so unfair you know....father doesn't even care nd i guess u will be like him. I just hope my husband won't be this way.

Ever since i have come of age to know my left from ma right. I have noticed the fact that women are really stronger than men in some areas of life.

Take for instance, my mum, she never seems to get tired doing anything, but then my Dad, godamn it! Ever since i was a kid, have never seen him wash an ordinary handkerchief, not to talk of washing his wears. Father can never bend down to even sweep.lolzz, i keep wondering if its weakness or just men and there usual pride. Thank God say na my brothers them the wash his clothes, cuz me don't have that strength.

So people, is it just ma own Dad or is it still same with yours?

wazzar: qood, NLs, meet that anonymous pepper seller

yeah, i really dealt with him

So true! I'm a witness...

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