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Jokes EtcRe: When You're just Tired Of Everything(photos) by SmartMugu: 2:32am On Dec 10, 2015
All we need now is simply petrol and matches.
FamilyRe: It Turns Me On Seeing My Wife Hurt, Sad Or In Pain by SmartMugu: 1:54am On Dec 10, 2015
KashyBaby:
Ur a sadist, OP, the pain of others are ur pleasure... undecided
A piece of OPs brain may be likened to those of the likes of
Ted Bundy and Gary Ridgway when they were younger. Their type derive pleasure in seeing other people feel pains.

It often graduates to learning more about how people like them have done 'great' jobs around seeing several other people feel pains and contributed to their sick knowledgebase.

Ultimately, they would prefer inflicting pains on random women for the level of pleasure they derive from seeing them in pains..

OP needs deliverance. He may want to read about Ted Bundy and Gary Ridgway etc and understand they started like him.

Psychos ain't that hard to spot anymore.
RomanceRe: Please Help Me... My Girlfriend Is Costing Me My Entire Happiness. by SmartMugu: 11:37pm On Dec 09, 2015
pelij18:
Not in my case. An intimate friend caused it all for an april prank. I believe i ran beyond my majors but really really, i'm madly sorry with her and yet nothing is turning out. Anyway most comments here are calming me down. I would tryout most advice by morrow and see how things could get twisted.
It's December, just move on. Another April is just a few months away. Don't waste away making someone feel you're desperate.
RomanceRe: Please Help Me... My Girlfriend Is Costing Me My Entire Happiness. by SmartMugu: 11:32pm On Dec 09, 2015
1money:
Just give her time, stop pestering her for now.

Meanwhile, buy slap watches now at wholesale prices. Sell at baby shops, supermarket and other stores.
See my signature for details.
How much time does she need? He just said this happened in April. OP, are you still bleeding from an injury that happened in April? It's December now. If you spent 8 months trying to get a girl back, how much more time do you have for other things within a year?
I'd bounce if I was in your shoes. Other girls are praying for a man like you.
EducationRe: OAU Stops Automatic Employment For First Class Graduates by SmartMugu:
I know some students will intentionally stop studying to reduce their GP from First Class all the way down to Pass to 'show the VP pepper' because of this 'unacceptable' decision.
Foreign AffairsRe: Photo: Donald Trump Now Being Compared To Adolf Hitler Over Statement by SmartMugu: 10:16pm On Dec 09, 2015
This man already made hateful comments against immigrants, especially Mexicans and Africans. Now, he's made another on Muslims.
He simply can't hide the racism in him.
PoliticsRe: Full Text Of Okonjo Iweala’s Letter Approving Sharing Of Abacha Loot By Dasuki by SmartMugu: 10:09pm On Dec 09, 2015
chukwudi44:
Please stop speculating!! NOI is not as dumb as Buhari and Oshiomhole
I wasn't speculating. I just asked if she wasn't as dumb as Dasuki was relying on verbal approvals. No one is accusing her unless she made the same mistake.
PoliticsRe: Full Text Of Okonjo Iweala’s Letter Approving Sharing Of Abacha Loot By Dasuki by SmartMugu: 10:03pm On Dec 09, 2015
Saturn213:
To be fair, I don't see anything here that implicates the former Minister of Finance.
Did she receive a documented approval from GEJ before disbursing the funds and can prove it? If she didnt, then she's likely a person of interest. GEJ already denied knowing about the $2.1b arms saga while Dasuki said he received verbal approval from GEJ. Verbal approvals don't hold water here, facts need to be documented - letters, emails etc.
Same works here, if she only received verbal approval from GEJ to disburse the Abacha loot to the NSA and that can't be proven, GEJ can deny any knowledge of the transaction and madam may need to clear her name or face what Dasuki is facing.

She may have just been a mule, but her role was critical to the survival of Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Full Text Of Okonjo Iweala’s Letter Approving Sharing Of Abacha Loot By Dasuki by SmartMugu: 9:53pm On Dec 09, 2015
hinwazaka:
I have secured a spot for Fashola in Kirikiri, while Amaechi's noose has already been purchased.
What about GEJ? Just free him?
HealthRe: Mycoplasma Genitalium: Scientists Confirm A New Sexually Transmitted Disease by SmartMugu: 9:44pm On Dec 09, 2015
sagieramos:
bro. na true u talk... just lyk d way they genetically alter crop and livestock which result to numirous negative effect on human health... na them go stil make remedy 4 fake cure to extort from d masses... no worry, god go soon punish them.
Yup. Everyone is all about themselves. That's also why many pharmaceutical firms have constantly been accused of their gimmicks around making patients depend on their pills instead of giving them a permanent fix for the medical relieve they need. The more patients use their pills, the more money they make. A one-time pill to relieve people of their medical issues wouldn't translate to profit for them. Crazy world.
PoliticsRe: How Jonathan, Iweala Illegally Diverted N61.4B Abacha Loot To Dasuki - Premium T by SmartMugu: 4:40pm On Dec 09, 2015
No wonder some folks kept sponsoring Boko Haram, so more funds can be stolen from the treasury in the name of purchasing armunition.
HealthRe: Mycoplasma Genitalium: Scientists Confirm A New Sexually Transmitted Disease by SmartMugu: 10:14am On Dec 09, 2015
noble2faith:
Hahahaha! Manufacture kor womanufacture ni grin dem dey manufacture disease 4 ur villa?
Oh, so you didn't know scientists create diseases and manufacture vaccines for them? That's how some of them become rich. Now they'll find one country in Africa to test it on people, and the government will have no choice but to pay for the cure that they already have.
HealthRe: Mycoplasma Genitalium: Scientists Confirm A New Sexually Transmitted Disease by SmartMugu: 10:11am On Dec 09, 2015
The study found that men of black ethnicity were more likely to test positive for MG and showed that the prevalence of the disease was 1.2 per cent in men and 1.3 per cent in women.
I knew they would say that. They try to tie every bad thing to the blacks.
PoliticsRe: Malpractices In Kogi, Bayelsa Elections Unfortunate, Says Buhari by SmartMugu: 8:12am On Dec 09, 2015
nnachukz:
Has Buhari said anything in this country on his own? I mean directly to us without using his PA always which he may conveniently deny.
I think he's ashamed of his accent.
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerian Man Builds Handmade Excavator (Photo) by SmartMugu: 2:31am On Dec 08, 2015
I'm not igbo, but to be frank, when it comes to technology in Nigeria - no matter how crude it may seem, I give it up to them.
There goes an uneducated man that came up with something most graduates can't even think of where to start from.
I wish the government gives him the support he needs. Brains like this don't have to go to waste.
PoliticsRe: Investigators Trace N650m To Nduka Obaigbe, Thisday Publisher - SaharaReporters by SmartMugu: 9:41pm On Dec 07, 2015
dgr8truth:
This one EFCC is tracing arm's money to various bank accounts, I have to go and close my bank accounts tomorrow before EFCC will trace the total of N14.00 that was credited to my bank accounts.
It will be funny to see u and Dasuki bag the same length of jail term when you only got N14. grin
PoliticsRe: Bloody Battle In Sambisa Forest Leaves Three Soldiers Dead by SmartMugu: 4:24pm On Dec 07, 2015
holyokoto:
That is against international rule of war
Does Boko Haram follow the international rule of war?
During a physical fight, if your opponent is ready to fight you with bare hands, would you tell him to hold on because you need to inform authorities he's not putting on boxing gloves?
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Governor Reportedly Imports Strippers From South-africa, Ghana by SmartMugu: 10:44am On Dec 07, 2015
He (Fayose) recently by fiat, sold his old 1965 model Mercedes-Benz with current market value of about two hundred and fifty thousand naira (N250,000) to the State Government at a whopping N15m.

grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Photos: Midnight Voting In Bayelsa (#bayelsadecides). by SmartMugu: 6:27am On Dec 07, 2015
manuelzz:
Buhari will destroy this country. I wonder how a 76 year old illiterate voodooed Nigerians into voting him in....Some things are just unexplainable.!!!
Haba, Buhari is not 76 yet, unless every month after he got elected is equal to a year in our eyes.
PoliticsRe: Bloody Battle In Sambisa Forest Leaves Three Soldiers Dead by SmartMugu: 12:41am On Dec 07, 2015
SirJeffry:
I warned my silly younger cousin to quit NAIJA military and I will help him enlist in US Navy but he has been dilly-dallying about it all these days.

As at last week, he was in Borno. Please, is the deadly Sambisa forest in Borno state?

Hmmm, hmmm.angry
Is your cousin in Nigeria or the US? I haven't heard of anyone in the US wanting to go back to Nigeria to join the Nigerian Army. If he's in Nigeria, then he's in the same boat with the Nigerian Army that are ready to leave everything they're doing now to join the US Military. Who wants to fight wars with dane guns, no fuel in military vehicles etc in this technology age?
Yes, it's the same Sambisa forest. I heard it cuts across four different states, not just Borno.
Foreign AffairsRe: BREAKING: Putin Tell Army To Prepare For World War III with U.S in Syria by SmartMugu: 12:34am On Dec 07, 2015
jaymejate:
As long as Nigeria no de the Story, nothing spoil.

De fight de go. We go de watch am for NTA sorry CNN news.

But Think about the innocents
Nigeria may not be the battlefield, but when you hear 'World War', the whole world feels it. Nigerian economy that's already facing collapse will feel it more. Even the rich and elites in Africa will look worse than those currently in IDPs. Let's not pray for it at all.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Vagina Is So Ugly, Please Advice Me. by SmartMugu: 12:26am On Dec 07, 2015
crazysaint:
I ask something that is bothering me, and you saying nairaland is loosing it value.. you're so dumb I see. beside this thread wasn't mean for some one like you, who have nothing good to contribute...please swerve.
How does how God created another person bother you? What's the probability that even you're perfectly created? Do you expect her to come on NL and tell everyone you peepee is tiny or has rashes?
If you can't accept her the way she is, why not bounce?
PoliticsRe: Bloody Battle In Sambisa Forest Leaves Three Soldiers Dead by SmartMugu: 12:20am On Dec 07, 2015
Sometimes I wish an atomic bomb can just be dropped in the damn forest and the whole Sambisa story is history. All the soldiers trekking through it will be unnecessary, and insurgents burnt to ashes- unless there is something else needed from there.
The place is getting more popularity than meaningful places like Yankari Game Reserve.
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed Visits IDP Camp, Sees Horrific Conditions People Stay In (PICS) by SmartMugu: 11:46pm On Dec 06, 2015
Misplaced priorities everywhere. Couldn't all these confiscated cartons of chicken the customs bury and set on fire feed these people for a while? As long as they're not contaminated, I'd think these people need them more.
BusinessRe: I Got 10000 Foreign Currency Note From The Okirika Trouser I Bought by SmartMugu: 11:41pm On Dec 06, 2015
Technology MarketRe: #30 Things Technology May Never Achieve. by SmartMugu: 2:21am On Dec 06, 2015
You can summarize 95% of all of this under 'spells'.
Technology doesn't believe in spells.
TravelRe: Man Dies On Board Arik Airline In Nigeria by SmartMugu: 1:59am On Dec 06, 2015
eyinjuege:
Wow, that's so sad. It was a short flight though, so he must have had some underlying obesity associated disease which decided to finish him off.

Obesity is a serious disease, and I wish people can do more to prevent it. Some cancers have an increased risk of occurring in obese individuals. They are also prone to having myocardial infarction/ cardiac arrests, strokes, diabetes, hypertension and its sequele such as kidney failure, stroke, heart failure.
In short, obesity seems to cause all the terrible diseases in mankind.

Exercise and a healthy diet is the way forward.

I wish however I could practice what I just preached grin grin
Did the article say he was obese? Why couldn't he have died of other reasons like heart-attack etc?
CrimeRe: Bayelsa Chieftain Allegedly Hijacks Election Box In Yenagoa by SmartMugu: 8:23pm On Dec 05, 2015
dunamit:
NOTIC... HAVE ANY ONE SEEN END TIME LASISI?
I heard he retired from end time things.
PoliticsRe: I Walk Slowly, But I Never Walk Backward PMB by SmartMugu: 9:50am On Dec 05, 2015
Iroh88:
Musiwa, is that youhuh
I think that is Musiwa's mentor.
RomanceRe: How To Last 8 Rounds Without Drinkin Water & Still Strong Like Bull! by SmartMugu: 4:16am On Dec 05, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]8 rounds of what?

I still don't get what this thread is all about![/color] tongue
I think he's referring to either a wrestling or boxing fight. Let's watch and wait for him to explain. Could he be talkin about what mom and dad say is bad?

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