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CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage's Nasty Outfit And Horrible Look To Mavin's Concert... by SmartMugu: 3:55am On Dec 26, 2015
silverdam:
Can't you see the picture was taken by Bellanaija ni. At first I thought it was Photoshop, but then again I realized it is really Tiwa Savage. The face and legs are from two different world
It's called 'Coca-Cola body, Fanta face'. The trend started when even my grandmother was just a teenager.
RomanceRe: 7 Types Of "Lights" Ladies Show To Guys by SmartMugu: 12:54am On Dec 26, 2015
Lol at ROYGBIV light, OP is a confirmed science student. I completely forgot about ROYGBIV until I read this.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari And Family On Christmas Day (Photos) by SmartMugu: 12:50am On Dec 26, 2015
HopeAtHand:
I dnt think he's that tall. His body build makes him seem so tall. Learnt hes only about 6ft2.
If 6-2 is not tall in your eyes, are you 8-2 tall?
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Edun Dressed As Santa Claus, Visit Kids To Share Gifts by SmartMugu: 10:31pm On Dec 25, 2015
LovesonBlezz:
oga mi we've got our life to live..for the fact that he might be into those stuffs u are thinking of doesn't make u better than him...all sins are equal. Besides if it were those politicians(looters) that did this ,u would be clapping for them...d dude is making his dough his own way and decides to show d kids some love in d spirit of d season. Dnt get it twisted, am definitely not in support of som of his lifestyles tho...buh i think u are over flogging d issue at hand. #Anyways compliments of d season
Compliments!
PoliticsRe: President Buhari And Family On Christmas Day (Photos) by SmartMugu: 9:59pm On Dec 25, 2015
MonitorinSpirit:
The poster above me is a smart mugu.
You dey craze. Lol
PoliticsRe: President Buhari And Family On Christmas Day (Photos) by SmartMugu:
This is what I miss most about PEJ. Why would she be attending to sick people in a general hospital on Xmas day? Na only them waka come?
Lai Lai.
At this time, she will be on AIT blowing her brand of grammar intensely proving one point or the other.
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Edun Dressed As Santa Claus, Visit Kids To Share Gifts by SmartMugu: 9:28pm On Dec 25, 2015
LovesonBlezz:
come on bro..u are takin this too serious
Are you related to him or are you like him? Would you keep your kids around people like that, not to talk of him being some type of Santa, pulling kids to his chosen lifestyle.
This is Africa, we have values and this ain't one of them.
CrimeRe: Celestial Prophet Murders Church Member With Charm by SmartMugu: 7:00pm On Dec 25, 2015
coulisse:
please I have been on nairaland for like 1 year and I don't know the meaning of (op). can someone tell me the meaning of op
OP= Original Poster.
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Edun Dressed As Santa Claus, Visit Kids To Share Gifts by SmartMugu: 6:49pm On Dec 25, 2015
What is (s)he doing again this Xmas? Glad my kids are not there with him or her, I would go physical on that one.
What are the kids supposed to think? That normal people should be like him or her?
That school's license should be revoked. Why expose kids to people like this?

Gosh, this pix just messed up my Xmas. (S)he's even flaunting butt.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Explosion At Anioma Filling Station Asaba (Photo by SmartMugu: 3:21pm On Dec 25, 2015
Explosion even on Xmas day? Must everyday come with a bad news?
CelebritiesRe: Most Expensive Mansion In Groundnut Island! Check Out Bovi ₦130 Million Mansion by SmartMugu: 3:19pm On Dec 25, 2015
Is every house called a mansion? What makes this tiny thing a mansion?
BusinessRe: UBA Security Collects Bribe At The ATM From Customer, Fight Ensues (Video) by SmartMugu: 2:59pm On Dec 25, 2015
Where is the fight? I just see people shouting.
PoliticsRe: See What Fani Kayode Is Asking Lai Mohammed After His Boko Haram Claims by SmartMugu: 2:46pm On Dec 25, 2015
Good question!
PoliticsRe: National Assembly Set To Take Over Rivers Assembly by SmartMugu: 1:59pm On Dec 25, 2015
National Assembly matter on Xmas day again? This people get life so?
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Reveals Her Baby's Face (Photo) by SmartMugu: 12:40pm On Dec 25, 2015
rattlesnake:
Wetin come make we do
No mind her. She hear say people like Kanye and Kim dey hide pikin face, she wan come try am for Naija, forgetting say Naija no send. Na she come dey beg make we look the pikin face now.
Several pikin look like that for our yard. Mama Kelechi last born na the same shape of head with this particular pikin. So, warrispecial?
FamilyRe: I'm Far Over 20 And I Can't Kill A Chicken by SmartMugu: 12:16pm On Dec 25, 2015
Thank God for the way I was raised. I can kill anything killable except humans. Goats, Cows, Elephants etc, so what is a tiny chicken to me?
Even my 12-year old niece will kill anything in a heartbeat. God created animals so man can feed on them. If everyone is scared of killing them, do you have an idea of what the world would be today?
Christianity EtcRe: 'merry Fraudulent Christmas' - Nigerian Transgender Says by SmartMugu: 11:17am On Dec 25, 2015
Sister Dapo has started again.
FamilyRe: I Am Falling Apart With My Mom by SmartMugu: 3:40am On Dec 25, 2015
Butty lifestyle. You have mom and dad. I grew up in a neighborhood where people had mama and papa. There's a huge difference. Who are you to shout at either your mama and papa? But with mum and dad, it is probably understandable. Kids from mom and dad are usually the ones that don't mind calling 911 on their parents in the US for just getting a lil spanking. Mama and papa kids don't act that way.

My view, you're 21. I started fending for myself since I was 16. Over 2 decades later I have no reason to talk about mom, dad, mama, papa etc. I'm facing reality now as I already have my own family.

Wake up bro, and face the realities your life revolves around. At 21, you're already grown and should be more concerned about what you can do for yourself and start working towards your own family. When ure 18, some parents in the US will tell you it's time to leave their homes and face reality. There you go at 21 complaining about mom.
CelebritiesRe: See What Boys And Girls Are Doing At A Local Beach, Chaii End Time Things by SmartMugu: 3:02am On Dec 25, 2015
karmaleon:
This is no beach!
No mind OP jare. Na one small canal near him house wey kids dey play after one small rain. Correct man.
CelebritiesRe: See What Boys And Girls Are Doing At A Local Beach, Chaii End Time Things by SmartMugu: 3:01am On Dec 25, 2015
charix:
It's always the fat and shapeless females who're ready to kill for any form of male attention. Good thing Yoruba boys full ground, that's the way they love their females.
Why Yoruba? Are all fat women from Igbo and Hausa lands available? Or is the Yorubas that go there to claim their unwanted women?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Photo Of Santa Claus Selling Fish (photos) by SmartMugu: 7:18pm On Dec 24, 2015
Are you sure that Santa is not Fayose?
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Government Demolishes All Islamic Movement Properties, Cemeteries - Musa by SmartMugu: 7:04pm On Dec 24, 2015
demandtruth:
Common sense is not common again

They are demolishing to rebuild a new edifice for the movement
that's one of the agreement reached in other for peace .
If that's true, what happens to the exhumed corpse? Somebody's dead mother just got uprooted. Still a part of the rebuild process?
CrimeRe: Father Of Three Raped Nine Children In Ebonyi by SmartMugu: 6:50pm On Dec 24, 2015
Checked the name. Na dem.
Anyway OP, why keep the kids surnames blocked, yet disclose the parents' surnames in the last paragraph? Doesn't that mean you just gave out the names you were hiding?
PoliticsRe: IPOB Drags FG To Court, Demands N8.5bn Compensation by SmartMugu: 5:20pm On Dec 24, 2015
unclejb2:
So you couldn't afford the dowry of that your beautiful Igbo girlfriend... I'm ashamed of you. You really don't have to be bitter about it. Step up your hustle... And better luck next time.

It isn't easy to be an Igbo man. Don't talk when we talk.
Lol. I never said I have an Igbo girlfriend.... but damn y'all dowry's outta this world. Add yams, palm oil etc, that's enough to feed an IDP camp for a year.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fire Out Break At Chicason Gas Plant In Nnewi, Scores feared dead by SmartMugu: 2:35pm On Dec 24, 2015
Oh no! Not on Christmas eve embarassed
PoliticsRe: IPOB Drags FG To Court, Demands N8.5bn Compensation by SmartMugu: 2:32pm On Dec 24, 2015
sonnie10:
What is diseased?
Just corrected. Meant 'deceased'. Thanks!
PoliticsRe: IPOB Drags FG To Court, Demands N8.5bn Compensation by SmartMugu:
Reminds me of Ibos and dowry. As if the money will get to the deceased families even if the case is won.
CelebritiesRe: Florence Esu Is Engaged To Her Friend’s Widower Four Months After Death by SmartMugu: 12:40pm On Dec 24, 2015
Oh, so the so called Miss Aso had no man in her life prior to her friend's demise? Or she dumped him as soon as her friend died? Wrong timing. Almost like they hoped for the girl to die.
PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari London School Fees Part Of Dasukigate? (pic Inside) by SmartMugu: 5:47am On Dec 24, 2015
OP, at least learn how to write. I thought this came from a journalist or some educated person, until I sensed English is one of the writer's problems.
Shildrens? Macroscope? Who the hell raised u, OP?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can I Survive With 50k Job In Lagos? by SmartMugu: 11:43pm On Dec 23, 2015
mightyhaze:
my Goodness! 2000k?? shocked grin
2000k sounds like 2 mill on transport fare....lol

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