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SportsRe: Liverpool Sign Brazil Star, Marcelo Pitaluga by SmartProf(m): 8:35pm On Oct 08, 2020
Nice one Liverpool. Kwara United fans won't see this as news cos them too have signed a Brazilian.
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s 2021 Budget Will Address Poverty, Block Leakages, Says APC Assures by SmartProf(m): 8:00pm On Oct 08, 2020
APC is not Buhari. Pls allow Buhari's 2021 budget implementation to speak for itself. Nigerians will know what is good or bad when they see and feel it.
CelebritiesRe: I’m Proud Of My Body” – Bbnaija Star, Lucy Flaunts Body On New Photo by SmartProf(m): 7:46pm On Oct 08, 2020
If you don't understand what the body of a woman means to a woman you will keep insulting them when they market it. Most of them see their body as a collateral for cashing out from men. They know they can't be stranded even without any source of income at sight as long as their body is still endowed. Some of them will permit you to tear their certificates than scratch their body cos that body na market wey no dey close..it's open for business 247. That's why some of them weep whenever they sight any black spots or pimples. When they flaunt their body and tag it with a quote, what they are doing is to invite both local and foreign male investors to show interest.
RomanceRe: She Wants To Break Up With Him For Using Their Wedding Money For Business... Adv by SmartProf(m):
The desperation being shown by the lady your friend is about to be married to has surpassed boiling point temperature. At this point nothing makes sense to her beyond receiving that marriage certificate on the first agreed date. It's as though she has cooked the rice already and the guests are already seated. Infact if she is aware you introduced that business to your friend, she will roast you with insults without listening to your explanations. Since your friend seems too weak to justify his reasons for investing his own money, then allow him to crawl out with his money and please his woman. Don't forget to attend the wedding and eat their rice cos it will be sweet. It's usually said that love your neighbor as yourself, not more than yourself. Even if you cash out, don't rub it on his face before he goes into depression. When it comes to marriage, most women will defy all logical advise that suggests postponement even if it's coming directly from heaven. If I were your friend, I will pretend to allow her walk away as she is threatening because I know she wouldn't be still married after I cash out..the best she will achieve in the period is to be a pained motivational speaker trying to console herself on social media. She has emotionally blackmailed your friend and your friend fell for it, so let it slide.
PoliticsRe: #wtodg: AU Chair, Ramaphosa Congratulate Okonjo-iweala On Making The Final Round by SmartProf(m): 7:04pm On Oct 08, 2020
There is no sane country in the world that will reject an opportunity to grant this lady citizenship if she ever shows interest. See how the S.A president is full of kind words for her while celebrating her giant strides. Honestly, when you are an asset, the world welcomes you as a global citizen but when u are a pain to the world you will be jailed or eliminated.
PoliticsRe: How Bola Tinubu Used Oyetola, Others As Fronts For Alpha Beta - Sahara Reporters by SmartProf(m): 6:54pm On Oct 08, 2020
AngelicBeing:
Yes, when a people keeps celebrating mediocrity over merit, rub my back and I rub yours that is what you get, meanwhile I must commend you for your valuable contributions on this forum wink
You have spoken rightly. Thanks sincerely for your kind words.
Foreign AffairsRe: Yemen Court Sentences President Trump, Saudi King, And Crown Prince To Death by SmartProf(m): 6:40pm On Oct 08, 2020
This foolishness is a record breaking one. By this action, it's safe to declare Yemen as the world headquarters of stupidity. The courts in Yemen must be full of iconic idiots parading themselves as lawyers.
PoliticsRe: How Bola Tinubu Used Oyetola, Others As Fronts For Alpha Beta - Sahara Reporters by SmartProf(m): 6:39pm On Oct 08, 2020
AngelicBeing:
lt is a curse grin
Lol.
CrimeRe: Police Rescue Kidnapped Lawyer In Rivers State, One Killed by SmartProf(m):
The news that emanates from this country each day is enough to give residents high blood pressure. I hope the lady was not molested while in their custody cos those evil men are capable of anything.
CelebritiesRe: . by SmartProf(m): 3:30pm On Oct 08, 2020
Thieves don't break into empty houses. If they were caught, they would have said they were CR7 fans who came to get autographs.
PoliticsRe: How Bola Tinubu Used Oyetola, Others As Fronts For Alpha Beta - Sahara Reporters by SmartProf(m): 2:39pm On Oct 08, 2020
For reasons best known to Nigerians, we project only people with questionable corruption records to lead us. I hope it's not a curse.
CelebritiesRe: #EndSARS: Falz, Runtown, Prince Protest In Lekki by SmartProf(m): 12:54pm On Oct 08, 2020
WoundedLamb:
But the problem is, if they end it completely, what will happen to the initial task they were created to perform? The police needs to have an anti robbery squad. Even ending it is a form of reform cause the same people will be sent to other units, they won't be sacked.
Probably ending it will allow the police carry out a better strategic recruitment into their tactical unit for functions such as that. The new tactical arm can now reflect the image it was meant for.
PoliticsRe: Ondo2020: Heavy Security, As INEC Begins Distribution Of Sensitive Materials by SmartProf(m): 12:08pm On Oct 08, 2020
In Nigerian elections, sensitive materials are of two types...the sensitive material that works magic in polling units is Money for vote buying. If India with her huge population can device electronic voting that suits it's unique terrain and settings, Nigeria also can embrace technology in voting in the nearest future to improve the credibility and ease of conducting elections.
CelebritiesRe: #EndSARS: Falz, Runtown, Prince Protest In Lekki by SmartProf(m): 11:56am On Oct 08, 2020
Princedapace:
lol, nothing will change except we do proper protest and demand for change in our constitution and structure.

If SARS is abolished today, the same officers will be redeployed to other units and we will still experience them. It is like PDP member moving to APC or APC moving to PDP. The problem is not the institution or name, it is the people.

So, we need protest to change our constitution and improve how we recruit people into our agencies to be more credible without quota system or nepotism.
We also need to change our police structure!
That's right.
PoliticsRe: Elisha Abbo Appeals N50m Judgement; Says S*x Toy Incident Was A ‘Simple Assault’ by SmartProf(m): 11:44am On Oct 08, 2020
emeijeh:
The ldiot never still pay?!
Him don go court again to ask for the last price.
PoliticsRe: Elisha Abbo Appeals N50m Judgement; Says S*x Toy Incident Was A ‘Simple Assault’ by SmartProf(m): 11:36am On Oct 08, 2020
This man is a joker...If a female judge is assigned to pass the judgement, she will increase the compensation to N100m
AgricultureRe: Ebonyi Rice Farmers Helpless As Herdsmen, Cows Destroy Their Farms by SmartProf(m): 10:34am On Oct 08, 2020
Black magic works well in this kind of situation. Once any cow steps in to destroy, it falls and die.
CelebritiesRe: #EndSARS: Falz, Runtown, Prince Protest In Lekki by SmartProf(m):
Nice one... the people are saying end this shit, meanwhile the police IG is saying he will reform it...how can you reform people who behave like terrorists? That's how they went about saying some terrorists are repentant but we all know they are still causing havoc.
RomanceRe: My Boobs And Booty Are Growing Bigger – Popular Ghanaian Efia by SmartProf(m):
While your brain is becoming smaller...Well, she is just advertising her market and telling her customers and potential customers about some updated bodily stocks. Those who patronize her will take this information very seriously and begin placing their bookings.
CelebritiesRe: BBN Housemate Lilo Spotted With Nigerian Ghanaian Actress Becky Okpotolomo In Ab by SmartProf(m): 9:52am On Oct 08, 2020
I'm sure this news will automatically end SARS? Some youths have just made themselves CCTV cameras to passionately follow people's lives who were camped in a house for weeks enjoying themselves. Even when the show is now over, these CCTV monitoring spirit youths have donated their brains to big brother to mop the floor of the big brother house till the next edition. The value they get for doing this is a huge Zero..Truely, idleness breeds passion for frivolities.
TV/MoviesRe: "This Is Not Longer Funny", See More Photos Of Big Brother Kogi Housemates. by SmartProf(m): 9:34am On Oct 08, 2020
A lost generation.
CelebritiesRe: Victoria Inyama To Chacha Eke: "Years Of Abuse Will Make You Think You're Crazy" by SmartProf(m): 9:19am On Oct 08, 2020
Amebo don jump chuk mouth for another person matter. Even a professional relationship coach won't jump into conclusion like this.

PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Terrorists Know Me And Fear Me — Mrs Aisha Bakari Gombi by SmartProf(m): 9:06am On Oct 08, 2020
This one is claiming to be another Mama Bokoharam. DSS oya make una invite this woman too make she deliver power point presentation to una about her claims, then come carry una go meet the terrorists wey know her.
CrimeRe: Grandmother Sold Baby Over Father’s Failure To Pay Bride Price by SmartProf(m): 8:59am On Oct 08, 2020
Godbless3:
The both parents are alive and they are not convicted criminal neither were they the culprit, so there is no point of welfare ministry in the case rather the father should now take responsibility.
The standard practice in sane societies is that the baby will be taken into custody in a care home immediately, cos it will be seen by the authorities that the child at this stage may not be safe to be kept with any family member. This will not deny the parent access to their child periodically until such a time the govt feels certain measures are satisfactory to return such child to the parent.
PoliticsRe: Ibadan Train Station Near Completion -kudos To PMB by SmartProf(m): 8:49am On Oct 08, 2020
The present administration of PMB must be commended in the area of rail transport development. There is no way this infrastructural projects won't have a positive impact on the people for many years if properly maintained.
Christianity EtcRe: She Married A Man Who Had No Job- Bamiloye Marks His Wedding Anniversary by SmartProf(m): 8:21am On Oct 08, 2020
Congrats to you both. There is always a woman for every man and vice versa. However, the experience of one couple will always not work same way for another so let's be guided else someone will see this as a motivational message and hurriedly jump into marriage without any means of livelihood to meet present economic realities. When things begins to bite, nobody except you & your partner will endure the pain. Stories are not always told completely, they could be filtered for the purpose the author wants to achieve per time.
SportsRe: Barcelona President Bartomeu Faces Vote Of No Confidence by SmartProf(m): 8:16am On Oct 08, 2020
That 8-2 defeat to Bayern was the climax that ended any hope of his re-election as president. That's why he did everything not to let Messi exit cos that would have been as good as his own immediate exit. I'm sure for the remaining part of his presidency he would pray not to be 'Bayerned' again.
PoliticsRe: VIDEO: Senators, Reps Join Calls For SARS Reform by SmartProf(m): 8:12am On Oct 08, 2020
So they had to wait for the public to cry out this long and suffer numerous damages before they could pretend to care so much. I hope all these efforts will yield permanent result cos in Nigeria once this news is overtaken by another, trust the issue to die down and next u see is a relapse.
EducationRe: Student Replies ASUU On What He Has Learnt During The Long Holiday by SmartProf(m): 7:53am On Oct 08, 2020
Vyzz:
When the question is dumb the reply should he dumb...

Meanwhile am I the only person that sees the student as a boy (not a girl)
I've got same observation...lol
CelebritiesRe: "I Wasn't Trying To Jeopardize Your Image" - Roman Goddess Apologizes To Dino by SmartProf(m): 6:57am On Oct 08, 2020
Lol...A Roman goddess who is not known in Rome must be a China made goddess. She should channel the energy in learning how to spell 'inconveniences' rather than the 'inconveniency' she did put up. So after visiting Dino in a hotel, her brain didn't tell her to chop and clean her mouth quietly, she went on social media to announce it. This is a failed attempt at repairing the embarrassment already caused. She visited Dino in a hotel to sell what she sells to her clients and was proud of it. It's only Dino who felt embarrassed cos the public now know he has probably tasted a so called goddess in za oza room.

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