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Business › Re: What Is The Essence Of Nigerian Paypal by smartty68(m): 9:43pm On May 03, 2017

chumakk:
with which cards

Access Bank visa card and UBA Afrik card

Business › Re: What Is The Essence Of Nigerian Paypal by smartty68(m): 9:38pm On May 03, 2017

chumakk:
Please what is the purpose of Nigerian PayPal as I can't use it to do payment?

Pay for stuffs online. The only downside is that you can't receive money...

Don't know for how long they're still going to put us on probation.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Detailed Address by smartty68(m): 9:31pm On May 03, 2017

lokoventurex1:
[b]Hi Nairalander, I just need a detailed description on how to to get to College of Medicine, University of Lagos. You guys response will be appreciate.... Cheers!

http://lasucom.edu.ng/contact/

Celebrities › Re: Debbie Rise And Bassey Pictured With Kogi First Lady On Her Birthday by smartty68(m): 9:18pm On May 03, 2017

Na wetin that Daura man pisure the do for their back tongue

Ok! They'll make a couple

Computers › Re: Help My HP Laptop Drains Battery So Fast. by smartty68(m): 9:12pm On May 03, 2017*

Coach1:
Does that mean this kind of fault can't be from the system?

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Before you replaced the battery, you never had issues with the PC? If yes, I still recommend you get yourself an original battery

Career › Re: Exxonmobil Workers Begin Three-day Warning Strike by smartty68(m): 9:03pm On May 03, 2017

Hmmm! A country where indigenes are treated like animals while non-indegenes are reaping the fruit of our labour and you still want me to be proud of Nigeria huh

Believe me if there's no revolution now, Nigeria won't make amend, that positive change will never be realized.

The cheating is really too much.

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Computers › Re: Help My HP Laptop Drains Battery So Fast. by smartty68(m): 8:59pm On May 03, 2017

Inside battery, battery dey!!!

OP please get an original battery.

A friend also so had the same experience got a new battery that doesn't even last up top 30mins.

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Politics › Re: The Giant Of Africa by smartty68(m): 8:56pm On May 03, 2017

OP who are you consoling huh

Giant of Africa ni huh

*Leaves thread*

Politics › Re: It's A Lie, EFCC Reply Ekweremadu by smartty68(m): 8:37pm On May 03, 2017

"The Commission’s candid advice to Ekweremadu is to sleep easy if he is not involved in the looting spree that seems to be the pastime of many Nigerians in the corridors of power."

@Bold, EFCC always have a way of replying to anyone who accuse them wrongly.

Kai! Ekweremadu would be sleeping with one eye open for the next 3days

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Jokes Etc › Re: Mr Samson, The Best English Teacher! by smartty68(m): 8:36pm On May 03, 2017

No be small grammar that man up there blow

Crime › Re: Zamfara Corper Declared Wanted By Modibbo Adama University Over N30m Scam (Pic) by smartty68(m): 10:54am On May 03, 2017

DickDastardly:
Smart guy

Indeed! Your fellow partner in crime. Why won't you support him undecided

Clap for yourself.

#CrimeIsBad
#SayNoToCrime

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Crime › Re: Zamfara Corper Declared Wanted By Modibbo Adama University Over N30m Scam (Pic) by smartty68(m): 10:53am On May 03, 2017

Crime rates is drastically on the increase

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Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Stuns As Beautiful Bride On A Movie Set by smartty68(m): 10:46am On May 03, 2017

Shortyy:
Child marriage
Quote me and get a middle finger

Please I need the middle finger tongue

Travel › Re: Ugly Signpost Of Margaret Ekpo International Airport Calabar by smartty68(m): 10:43am On May 03, 2017

ekems2017:
Since Donald Duke finished his tenure as the governor of Cross River State, The state has become a shadow of itself.
Pls Ayade I know you are trying on the aspect of reviving the economy but the state is too dirty now. Do something pls.

Revive the economy ke huh

Ayade's tenure is the worst of them all

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Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Urges TB Joshua To Remain In Nigeria by smartty68(m): 10:19am On May 03, 2017

fineboynl:
lalasticlala.

and the Muslim have been benefiting from this foreign revenue and yet they are using Fulani herdsman to persecute the Christians. the trust still remains that if we leave these Muslim to themselves. poverty will just kill them all. they are not contributing anything to Nigeria economy other then depleting our national budget with Islamic jihads boko haram. our hard earned revenue. all foreign remittances are from southerners. go to the bank and confirmed and yet they want to rule at all cost.

they banned alcohol and yet they shared from alcohol tax from South.

Well spoken. Muslims are just opportunist, they contribute nothing yet they want to be in charge

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Christianity Etc › Re: Lai Mohammed Set To Plead With TB Joshua! by smartty68(m): 10:16am On May 03, 2017

A country that doesn't appreciates. Naija is just a pity

Politics › Re: Mixed Reactions Trail Buhari’s Expected Presence At FEC by smartty68(m): 9:59am On May 03, 2017

Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze: Pastor Ready To Cast Out 50 Demons From OAP Out Of The 52 by smartty68(m): 9:41am On May 03, 2017*

No be only 50 demons but 99 demons... This daily Naija jokes is making me forget that we're in recession...

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Politics › Re: "Buhari's Health Is Not As Bad As It Is Perceived" - Aisha Buhari by smartty68(m): 8:25pm On May 02, 2017

Politics › Re: Stop Intimidating Presidential Aspirants by smartty68(m): 8:20pm On May 02, 2017

fuckerstard:
Dstv Error E16-4 na him me dey watch jeje

Kai! You no well grin

Politics › Re: Stop Intimidating Presidential Aspirants by smartty68(m): 8:16pm On May 02, 2017

fuckerstard:
M

Them send you gimme this night huh

Abeg leave me and go and watch UCL o

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Politics › Re: Stop Intimidating Presidential Aspirants by smartty68(m): 8:09pm On May 02, 2017

Politicians and power tussle... They've not been able to fix their mess and they're still fighting for 2019 elections.

I just weak for Naija... Left for me alone come 2019 I won't even bother leaving my house to vote for any criminal...

Its high time our leaders know the purpose of why they were elected into office...

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Crime › Re: Corper Trying To Rob Ecobank ATM Arrested In Kogi by smartty68(m): 8:08pm On May 02, 2017

Joejoe12:
what a shame, what is NYSC turnning into? Since our lawmaker wore blue short to nysc camp, so what do you think. Not long ago one corper was publicly celebrating sleeping with married woman in his PPA, what do you think? Another corper lady impregnated by Governor, what do you think? Another corper boy sharing his life that secondary school girls are the best to sleep with and marry. And these are the lawmakers of tomorrow?

I just weak Bro

Education › Re: "Will You Go Back To Primary 6 For 50billion Naira?": See Funny Comments by smartty68(m): 8:02pm On May 02, 2017

Kai! Nigerians can ki person

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Politics › Re: Gov Rochas Appoints Uriel, Bbnaija Star As Imo Carnival Ambassador (VIDEO) by smartty68(m): 7:52pm On May 02, 2017

Impressive! Finally she can rest

Car Talk › Re: Elon Musk's Vision For An Underground Scalextric-like Road System by smartty68(m): 7:48pm On May 02, 2017

OrestesDante:
even for imagination and dream you never.

You dey follow me dream huh

Abeg leave me mah reason the technology small

Car Talk › Re: Elon Musk's Vision For An Underground Scalextric-like Road System by smartty68(m): 7:42pm On May 02, 2017

Impressive! Innovative! Wow!

OP I've driven this car before but please don't ask me where tongue

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Crime › Re: Five Men Who Had Sex With A Woman In Her Husband’s House Jailed For 3 Years Each by smartty68(m): 7:23pm On May 02, 2017*

Insanity of the highest order angry

Abi make I call am foursome huh

Stewpid somebories... Mtchewww

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Crime › Re: Corper Trying To Rob Ecobank ATM Arrested In Kogi by smartty68(m): 7:13pm On May 02, 2017*

Afam4eva:
Wetin concern say person steal with school? Don't thieves go to school again? It's like you people confuse going to school with being born again.

Kai! Guy always allow common sense to guide you at times...

My comment meant he never liked school

Education › Re: "Will You Go Back To Primary 6 For 50billion Naira?": See Funny Comments by smartty68(m): 7:06pm On May 02, 2017

"Just 10% of the money is okay because I'm not greedy, I will go back inside worm and start wearing pampers, I will happily start from daycare, and you're talking about primary school, I be graduate na if nah primary school"

No be small comedians

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Crime › Re: Seventh Day Adventist Pastor Shot Dead By Armed Robbers (Photo) by smartty68(m): 7:04pm On May 02, 2017

RIP
Your killers will never go unpunished

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