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Crime › Re: Engine Oil Poured On A Teenage Girl For Stealing From A Home (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 4:49pm On Jan 27, 2017
as far as i know engine oil does not bite so what is the big deal?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Streets Of Gambia Crowded As Barrow Returns (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 12:41pm On Jan 27, 2017
teebaxy:
why won't they have electricity, a country that is not as big as taraba
This would make sense if only Abuja alone could have stable electricity but it doesn't. A whole capital city of Nigeria, where people pay exorbitant amounts for mediocre accommodation and still have to run generators all day long. Please don't even talk.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Streets Of Gambia Crowded As Barrow Returns (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 12:39pm On Jan 27, 2017
Would it be too much to ask that you please wash your armoured vehicles's?!

Look at that beautiful beast looking so filthy!
Sports › Re: Belgian Club Blocking My Transfer - Onyekuru by SmartyPants(m): 4:21pm On Jan 26, 2017
There is more money inn Russia though...Why would he choose Celtic over CSKA Moscow?
Sports › Re: André Ayew Performing Ritual Before African Cup Of Nations Match (Video) by SmartyPants(m): 11:59am On Jan 26, 2017
Nihilist:
grin

That thing he was spraying was not Jazz.

Ayew is known to be a christian and is always seen praying before he gets on the pitch and so on.

Besides, which Jazz man do you know packages his goods in a sprayable format? I suspect that liquid was anointing oil or holy water.
Known by who? This is how people on nairaland just create their own facts everyday. undecided

The Abedi family are muslims Mr. man. Muslims also pray but when they pray they turn their palms cupped upwards as you can see him do in the video.
Sports › Re: André Ayew Performing Ritual Before African Cup Of Nations Match (Video) by SmartyPants(m): 11:57am On Jan 26, 2017
Just lost my respect for this nigga...little wonder he sucks in the premier league
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jammeh's Luxury Cars Being Loaded Into A Plane In Gambia (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 5:50pm On Jan 24, 2017
The plane belongs to Tinubu in one sentence. In the very next sentence it belongs to the Mauritanian leader.

Nigerian journalists.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Access Bank Fresh Graduate Internship Programme 2017 by SmartyPants(m): 10:06am On Jan 24, 2017
chimah3:
Less than 24 angry
Its internship...makes sense
Foreign Affairs › Re: Heavy Security At Presidential Palace Gambia As Barrow Returns Home Tomorrow by SmartyPants(m): 12:55am On Jan 24, 2017
Rapmaestro:
are u from Gambia? Your answer will determine my response... So choose ur answer wisely
Look at this lil nigga tellin me to choose wisely. Examine my post and if you cannot see the objective truth in it then too bad
Romance › Re: Funny Thing My Guy Did To His Ex Girlfriend And Her New Boyfriend by SmartyPants(m): 12:04am On Jan 24, 2017
I get it ma nigga! You probably don't get much action and you have a grudge against girls coz of that so you take perverse delight by revelling vicariously in your friends love life.

Right?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Gambian Soldiers Accused Of Looting Govt Properties After Jammeh's Exile. Photos by SmartyPants(m): 9:57pm On Jan 23, 2017
well its official. 2017 is the year that put Gambia on the map!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Adama Barrow Appoints Fatoumata Tambajang As VP by SmartyPants(m): 9:27pm On Jan 23, 2017
Afriifa:
you mean he won a presidential election without a running mate? Imagine Buhari running 2019 without 1.
Yea, surrreee...because every political system in the world is exactly the same.

lol.

nairaland and nigerians.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Heavy Security At Presidential Palace Gambia As Barrow Returns Home Tomorrow by SmartyPants(m): 9:26pm On Jan 23, 2017
omooba969:
Have you been to Mapo in Ibadan, just compare & contrast. You see that Mapo is more presidential. grin
you are a joker.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Heavy Security At Presidential Palace Gambia As Barrow Returns Home Tomorrow by SmartyPants(m): 9:25pm On Jan 23, 2017
crestedguy:
Nigeria is really blessed,look at Gambia,still very very backward and if a country of less than 3 million cant put their ass together,shame on african leaders,how will investors come there to invest a[[art from tourist that bring bulk of money to the country,the country look like ikorodu,ikorodu even look better
from one set of pictures you already landed at such a conclusion? what do they teach in schools these days??

btw hope you know that in Gambia there is stable electricity and building personal boreholes for water is absolutely unheard of?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Heavy Security At Presidential Palace Gambia As Barrow Returns Home Tomorrow by SmartyPants(m): 9:22pm On Jan 23, 2017
omooba969:
Have you been to Mapo in Ibadan, just compare & contrast.
I don't need to be to any Mapo. The point is don't make uninformed comments whne what you are actually commenting is just the outside of the complex.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Heavy Security At Presidential Palace Gambia As Barrow Returns Home Tomorrow by SmartyPants(m): 9:07pm On Jan 23, 2017
lrdval:
MY COUSIN FROM THE UNITED STATE TOLD ME ON XMASS, that african leaders especially is bent only on importing war weapons from the united states instead of developing their country with this same damn money, HE WAS ASKING ME IF THERE ARE PLANS FOR ANOTHER CIVIL WAR..now look at this presidential house, then look at the heavy tanks that the money can be used to built a better building. Sigh
you are looking at the gate and running your mouth?

lol.

This is the building on the inside

Foreign Affairs › Re: Heavy Security At Presidential Palace Gambia As Barrow Returns Home Tomorrow by SmartyPants(m): 9:03pm On Jan 23, 2017
omooba969:
The presidential palace is like a middle class residence in Ibadan. cool
You are very funny. do you think the actual building is displayed in any of those pictures??
Sports › Re: Throwback Photo Of Stephen Keshi On His Posthumous Birthday Today by SmartyPants(m): 5:46pm On Jan 23, 2017
Stevecyes:
what a lost HERO...
* U stood up and fought NFF so that Nigeria football will rise to prominence!
* They wanted to humiliate u by hiring a chattered flight to convey our players home even wen the said game haven't even being kicked against Ivory coast. No one gave u a chance of victory even your employers. God stood by u against all odds and 'u braved the odd' and not only winning against them but in true fashion won the trophy itself.
* U re truly a great hero and a departed role model. I commensurate with your families, specially your children u left behind in dis deteriorating country called Nigeria.
* THOSE WHO THINK AND RE CONVINCED THAT WE WILL NOT MAKE IT IN LIFE, GOD WILL SHAME THEM ALL AND PUT A CREATIVE MIRACLES IN OUR LIVES ONE BY ONE... AMEN!!!
commiserate
Sports › Re: Throwback Photo Of Stephen Keshi On His Posthumous Birthday Today by SmartyPants(m): 5:44pm On Jan 23, 2017
Looking at that pic and remembering the man while listening to the Smiths...feel so sad right now.

Nigeria didn't do this man well.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why I Allowed Yahya Jammeh To Leave Gambia – President Adama Barrow by SmartyPants(m): 5:04pm On Jan 23, 2017
MalcoImX:
See lying. If dey leave you with Jammeh shey you fit do am anything. Why not talk about 'How ECOWAS Helped Me Return To And Become Pres. Of Gambia.'
You do realize that the reporter must have asked him a question like this "why did you insist that president Jammeh leave the country"?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why I Allowed Yahya Jammeh To Leave Gambia – President Adama Barrow by SmartyPants(m): 5:03pm On Jan 23, 2017
thesicilian:
Balderdash. The only threat to his security would have been from you and your agents and no where else. All of Nigeria's ex Presidents live in Nigeria and they are even more secure than the common man. The fact is, you didn't "allow" him to leave, he chose to leave of his own accord in what many consider a very smart deal in a tight situation.
I think you are underestimating just how badly Jammeh is hated by Gambians in the diaspora who have the money to organize a serious attempt on his life. They have tried it before and may have more incentive to do so again now that he has less protection.

Also, Jammeh all along wanted to stay in his hometown of Kanilai where he has built a magnificent estate replete with his own personal zoo and armoury. What he wanted was to be allowed to retreat to kanilai with his own selection of officers from the Gambian army. So in fact, he was forced out.
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Appears Before House Of Reps by SmartyPants(m): 4:44pm On Jan 23, 2017
veekid:
Who is Lai Muhammed? Is he a footballer?
Yes, he plays for Kano Pillars.
Properties › Re: Lagos Landlady Fixed Nails In Front Of Her House To Hinder Unwelcome Guests by SmartyPants(m): 4:42pm On Jan 23, 2017
Untainted007:
Its an act of wickedness. If God will punish her, He should make one of her children or grand children to get seriously injure with those nails. Its then she will know that its not good to set 'trap/pit' for others to be a victim. Whatever you sow you shall reap.
Are you sure you know God?
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Navy Warship Just Arriving Dakar To Oust Out-gone Jammeh by SmartyPants(m): 4:17pm On Jan 23, 2017
enigma2007:
lool..No wahala sir..

I think NYSC should be converted to "Military service" for Nigerian youths.. grin grin grin
Funnily this is one idea i have championed! definitely a great idea, even though it seems you're joking about it grin
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Navy Warship Just Arriving Dakar To Oust Out-gone Jammeh by SmartyPants(m): 4:15pm On Jan 23, 2017
StOla:
Stupidity of some Nigerians has become alarming.

We have allowed hatred to suffocate rational thought.
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Navy Warship Just Arriving Dakar To Oust Out-gone Jammeh by SmartyPants(m): 4:14pm On Jan 23, 2017
enigma2007:
You are quoting me out of turn bros! Read the comment of the guy i quoted.

I am telling him not to bother with people complaining that the ship arrived late.
oh lol. sorry bro
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Navy Warship Just Arriving Dakar To Oust Out-gone Jammeh by SmartyPants(m): 4:07pm On Jan 23, 2017
enigma2007:
Don't bother..An average Nigerian does not understand military tactics and so expect anyhow comment(s)!
Oh but of course you understand tactics better than the likes of commodore Yusuf abi?
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Navy Warship Just Arriving Dakar To Oust Out-gone Jammeh by SmartyPants(m): 4:06pm On Jan 23, 2017
ALAYORMII:
Dem neva even reach Gambia


Na Senegal dem just reach
The ship is at Dakar. You have to pass Gambia to get to Dakar.
Politics › Re: Photos Of The Female Soldier Who Died In Army Uniform by SmartyPants(m): 2:39pm On Jan 23, 2017
folahann:
It's not easy. Who the hell posted her there
She must have died in an ambush because as far as i know, females are not accepted in infantry units and are never sent into battle.
Politics › Re: Photos Of The Female Soldier Who Died In Army Uniform by SmartyPants(m): 2:38pm On Jan 23, 2017
DDeliverer:
cry

I thought bokoharam has been defeated?

Lying government...

More people have lost thier lives to bokoharam these last 2years compared to GEJ's entire tenure...

See this fine girl just die like that!!

Which kind nonsense be thsi?
Telling lies on a thread to honor the dead?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Standoff Between Soldiers And ECOWAS Forces At The Gambian State House. Photos by SmartyPants(m): 12:57pm On Jan 23, 2017
idupaul:
That's not going to happen , he is now their commander in chief and all he needs to do is order a change of guards in that palace ..
lol. This could have been taken straight from the first page of the textbook called "how to get killed on your first day on the job". The Republican National Guards, are fanatically loyal to Jammeh and in fact, they are mostly recruited from his tribe. Some of them were even spotted crying as Jammeh left. Now what we have here are fanatical followers, well trained and well armed, with an emotional interest to defend.

Btw, the republican guard number about the same as the rest of the regular army so the regular army cannot be relied upon to subdue them.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija Being Shot In South Africa - Nigerians React by SmartyPants(m): 12:09pm On Jan 23, 2017
No Nigerian should watch that show!

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