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As a matter of fact I am behind how pple pay their tax so #izznothing

Whynotthetruth:
Its well...Till then; keep being a good citizen and pay your tax oooooo........don't involve in crime too

Judging from ur write ups I can tell u lack d insight to tell wen corruption is eating deep.. I don't av d time to argue wt blind citizens like u, u obviously bereft of it. Keep ranting, pple like u are d reasons dis country will never move forward. Wen u start buying fuel for 500 naira per liter prolly u will come to ur senses. For now u can keep blowing unnecessary grammar

Whynotthetruth:
Bro, no need for abuses yet...why run away when you seem very ignorant...wait a second, let me explain to you how and why they are right...if they don't remove subsidy, then we keep paying importers and putting pressure on the naira hence we grow other economies and force ours and naira to go down...Also, if we don't remove subsidy then, private sector will not invest in that sector because government is the one regulating prices...can you remember the time of NITEL? and how that sector was deregulated? Finally, so with subsidy we will keep regulating that sector thereby pushing away private sector investment and encouraging importation which kills our economy and creates jobs in those countries we are importing from who have functional refineries....is it clear now..? if you don't understand Nigeria and run to another country... you will still run back more confused cos the problem is not in Nigeria but in you...safe journey

GEJ and his allies have obviously GONE MAD!!! And dat idiot could publicly open his smelling mouth to say d furl subsidy will create jobs for indigenes of other countries. Feeding dogs real meat while d citizen chew bones AGAIN!! Lord Pls let me get my visa ready soon. No hope for dis country anymore!!

Lmaooooo, I can't just stop laughing at the funny comments. No doubt dere is a big difference between public university and private university and what one lacks the other acquires and vice versa. But @op ur English wack gan ooo. U must not be a product of a private uni if not ur parents have just wasted their life savings educating someone dey should have just kept in a college of education not even a public university cos public university students don't talk dat way. 2) ur level of reasoning is quite low. U don't have points or arguments concerning dis case cos dere are 500 points I can give to counteract the crap u just wrote.
Private university students are just babies cos dey dont face the rigours of Wat life has to offer in school. Thereby
dey could be smart but lazy and sloppy and all that won't get u a good job.
Bottom line, the fact that I bought an S4 for 20k and another new S4 for 98k doesn't mean dey will have different features. They are both phones but different in little ways. It depends on d phone itself on which will work better. I hope u can read and understand me clearly if u are intelligent enough to grab my gist.

ebujany: Hi guys..pls i have a very serious problem.

My girl went to nysc and changed totally. she's now a stranger from who i use to know. it started from wen she got to camp. wen ever i call her, she wnt pick up and wnt call back, flash or send call me sms as the case may be. wen she finally picks she will say she was busy. she told me about a corper that works in ICT in her camp and that the guy wants to help her get posted to a good PPA.

She said they normally do the fixing with money but the guys said he will do that for her with his own money. I noticed that wenever i call, she's not happy. we quarrel about everything from wer she is to wat is happeing there.Today, she finally got posted to a nice place of PPA and I was happy for her. When i called her, her call was on call waiting OVer 10missed calls she didn't pick.

this was a girl that wen ever I call even if her call is on call waitin she will ask the caller to call her back that she wants to answer my call but she didn't. wen she finally picked she told me she was talkn with the guy.i asked wen it started that the guys call is now more important than mine.she got angry and said i shld stop calln her.am so mad ryt now don't know wat to do.

my dear brother please pay no attention to all these wacky advices u getting here. U know ur girl more than anyone here. There is actually no formula in keeping or breaking up with a girl. U should ask ur self some true and real questions. Are u sure u av not been over reacting towards her? Have u been calling her more than u used to when she was with u? Judging from the long distance av u been imagining the worst? Has she cheated on u before? Many more questions like that u should ask urself. U should do d needful to save ur relationship rather than destroy it.if u truly know and trust ur girl den u don't need anyone to tell u what to do. She might have spoken out of frustration cos of how u might have been keeping tabs on her doesn't mean she is totally stupid to let a guy she loves go just because of a call. It's all about knowing who u dating. Don't use ur hands destroy what u cherish cos if ego, trust issues, lack of understanding, and insecurity. Lots of guys do dis a lot and d mistake they make is instead of them to revisit the root of the problem they patch things up until it gets out of hand. A guy is meant to protect and provide for his woman. This is not the time to get mad over a phone call. If u are a true man protect ur woman from the hands of suckers. This is the time to give ur full support and trust in all u do. In a nutshell. U know ur woman best den u should know how to treat such simple situation.

debbie: NOTE-i said this was my HOME-MADE method used...thanks

Yea we know. But all we are saying is ur HOME MADE shawama does not contain the complete ingredients and publishing such might mislead those who might want to try this out at home or start a shawama business. In other news, this was not to make a fuss about ur HOME MADE shawama it was only to add more info to what u know initially and try something new. Anywayz enjoy d Debbie home made shawama Lool. Just joking ooo. Prolly I could try it out someday but I already know the end result of it and i'd rather keep the remark to myself. Ok bye

debbie: Time to give the recipe and all the steps i used.....
Note-THIS IS MY METHOD

Ingredients-
Dough ( which you can get in a bakery or big shops where they sell bread)
Hot dog(canned),
cabbage(small size)
chicken( broiler preferable,cos its softer and fast to cook.....i prefer the breast side which is boneless and easy to cut out)
Some shops sell minced chicken which makes it easier for you to just cook and use.
spice cubes,onions,vegetable oil(small quantity)
pepper(fresh for the natural taste and aroma),
mayonnaise,ginger,salt,nutmeg and thyme..........

1. Boil your chicken with the seasoning,ginger and onions till its very soft( add very little water while doing this,so that the chicken will not be water,but creamy-like when done.

2.Wash and cut your cabbage into tinny strands,either with knife and chopping board or with a grater....depending on the one you have.

2a.Wash the cabbage after cutting it with water and salt and put in a sieve to drain the water.

2b.Cut the hot dog into tinny round pieces,some prefer to cut theirs into cube form( set it aside when done).

2c. Mix the cabbage with little mayonnaise( you can make it to be creamy as much as you want),but don't make it look too sleepy.

3.When the chicken is done, put it in a flat plate and take time to cut them into very tinny pieces and keep aside.

4.Put very little oil in a frying pan and set on fire to heat for few minutes.Then add the chicken and hot dog with the pepper,ginger and onions.Stir for some minutes till you get the aroma and the taste you want.

Note- if you have just one frying pan,you can use a small pot to fry it..this is because you will be using a dry pan later and there is no need pouring out the content inside it,so its better you use something else.but if you have another pan....good too.

Now that your chicken,cabbage, and every other thing is set.....get your dough which will be used in wrapping all these together
5.take two flat dough put them in a flat plate or tray,one placed closely on top the other.With your spoon,put small quantity of the chicken and then the vegetable,make sure the are all balanced and well spread in the middle.Dont put too much to avoid finding hard to wrap.
Now wrap the dough with its content ( roll it in a smooth way so that the content can balance well inside).

6. If you notice that the content is not staying put after wrapping,you can use a toothpick to hold the ends together like in the picture i posted.Repeat step 5 with all the dough you have and ensure you wrap it well.
7.Set your pan on fire and allow it dry up a little.Then put each of the wrapped dough inside the frying pan to heat up and give it the brownish color...allow for few minutes,until you think its warm.
8.If you have a microwave,then you don't need STEP 7,from 6. put the wrapped dough inside the microwave ( two at a time),set to heat up for 2 minutes or less.....

NOW YOUR HOME MADE SHARWAMA IS SET......SERVE WITH A GLASS OF CHILLED DRINK,JUICE OR WHAT HAVE YOU

THANK YOU.

in as much as I love shawama and know all the recipes and methods to be used, urs is so different and incomplete. Maybe u should read online and develop ur method and get the correct ingredients of a Nigerian made shawama. Gracias

If he likes let him do all the list and even more. If my,guts don't like you and i'm not just into you, you ain't getting down with me. Shikena. I won't be controlled by some stupid lists. Fvck it I make my own rules.

Wait! How many ebola cases do we have in the country. Why are they calling it an outbreak already when we haven't recorded more than one case. Do we have to speak evil to ourselves already. Take d necessary precautions but also believe all is well and nothing will happen to us. Abeg we need not cry over an egg that's not yet broken. It's pissing. That's how these stupid medias exaggerate and spread bad news and cover the good news because the bad news sells more.

So there is a rap battle thread on nairaland and I haven't come across it yet. Kai I be lastma ooo. Me wey be queen of rap *hides*

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oga kelvin I see u ooo. Someone should help me out here ooo. My username has been changed from S_ME to SME1 and now I get unnecessary mentions because some people shorten d word someone to SME1 hereby I get unnecessarily notified. As addictive as I was to nairaland it's beginning to get annoying as so many things have changed since the big storm dat knocked it down. And I think there should be a thread where nairalanders can make their complaints so as to easily get the mods or admin mgt notified. Gracias

Thank God he didn't die..... in other news why have nairaland changed my username from S_ME to SME1. it's crappy and I am been getting unnecessary mentions. Moderators abi mods abi admin whoever is in charge should please do something about all this errors on nairaland. Not cool

That song is so wack I could hear my grandma from the grave saying S_ME dear do not ever let them play dis song for u on ur wedding day for people to dance to. *rme* so little for Nigerian artists dat sing commercial songs. They write like they gat no brains anymore. E.g sugar rush by some nollywood pawnstar turned musician. Freaking annoying

I don't need a soothsayer to tell me these are all lies

I am also a victim of dis online scammers jumia. I ordered for a new phone BlackBerry z10 and two weeks after use d phone started giving problems. It's advisable no one shudder order anything from them or u get messed up big time

Both ASUU and fg are all bunch of rogues, who have no shame and care less of what nigerian students are going through. We are not fools and we do know ASUU demselves are fighting for their own pockets and jus hiding under the shade of they want to make the education system better. My God will punish all of them and they shall have no peace. They are all playing politics putting the lives of our students in jeopardy. Shameless people

I still can't believe in this era and despite all that is happening in this country some blindfolded gullible Nigerians still believe on what is being written in paper concerning our economy growth is true. Where we know that whatever is being written does not justify the hardship we face everyday as Nigerians.well I am not surprised, even osama bin laden had followers despite his evil deeds.

You all are missing sumtin out here dat romance should involve the two parties and not just d guy. A girl two should be able to support a guy wen he is down financially, dats ow romance should be preached in a relationship. It's just a pity our african mentality has rotten down to where we believe it's d job of d man to take care of d woman. Women in d society should also be able to stand nd be independent even if they can't spend money on a guy buh dey need not depend on men before dey can live. A relationship will be more fun and lively if both parties try to help each other. Let's not forget it takes two to tango.

It has become quite normal that students who study the social science courses like Psychology, Sociology, Demography, Geography are regarded as unserious and less likely to get a good job after spending 4years of their lives in the university. Not everyone realizes the importance of these people in the society and how they can be effective in changing the industrial world by working with various individuals in the workplace. Is it because of the stench unemployment has caused us in this country and then they decide to ignore the outright courses therefore making other courses look like the hot ones needed in the industry. Left to me, every course is special, tasking and important in it's required field. The question is this? Is there any hope for the social scientists who are still undergraduates and where can they actually fit in to be satisfied that a 4yr course can turn to something he can choose a career from?