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Celebrities / Re: Davido’s Son Ifeanyi Speaks First Words; Says “Dada” by smitaro(m): 12:40pm On Apr 11, 2020
u go fear news naa..
it's well.

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Crime / Re: Man Claims To Be A Soldier, Begs After Being Caught Breaking Covid-19 Lockdown by smitaro(m): 4:07pm On Apr 10, 2020
mk dem take am easy wit dat man mk high blood pressure no kill am b4 in reach station Oo.

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Crime / Re: Can Someone Verify If This Guy Is Legit.(picture) by smitaro(m): 1:47pm On Apr 08, 2020
awoof dey purge..
Romance / Re: Guys Please Stop Giving Your Money To Ladies. by smitaro(m): 10:22pm On Apr 07, 2020
Erediauwa:
Ladies, please stop giving your pussy to guy's, instead of the pussy, Give them advice on how to make more money...


Hope this makes sense as well.



Jason.


I pray say women no lyk bleep too.

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Health / Re: Covid-19: Akwa Ibom Acquires Medical Equipment To Combat Coronavirus (Photos) by smitaro(m): 3:09pm On Apr 01, 2020
Amaso99:
Even USA with all there equipment are finding it difficult to contain covid 19
Nah Akwa Ibom, let's just pray this breeze of covid 19 ends before fowl yansh go open

u b bad belle..

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Crime / Re: Shocking: See How These Children Were Spotted Drinking Beer In An Event by smitaro(m): 11:32am On Mar 23, 2020
na marlians ..

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Crime / Re: Harry Odiakaose: I Was Arrested By IGP X-squad, Who Demanded N10m by smitaro(m): 10:39am On Mar 21, 2020
Esseite:
It's because you failed the simple question: may we know you?..

You being in Poland for 13years is not an answer, a better answer could have been:

Good afternoon officers, My name is harry, from delta state, I am a business man who majorly deals in Autoparts equipments and components, currently reside in Poland and on a vacation to visit my family in Nigeria. Here is my ID card and work documents aswell just to clear all doubts, here is my contact card and car documents also, I think they are all valid...

We understand the nature of the job you do, please stay safe while at it...

There is nothing manner of approach cannot solve.



I laf u in Akwa ibom..

pray mk u no enta red eye police wahala..
Science/Technology / Re: Hungry Monkeys Storm Streets In Thailand, Fight Over Food by smitaro(m): 6:06pm On Mar 12, 2020
Ofemmanu1:
If na my Country, most of those monkey's would've been kidnapped, murdered and end inside pot.


u think say some of dose monkey no hold am stand? e go shock u, dose monkey dey para oo
Crime / Re: Benue State University Student Shot Dead By Unknown Gunmen In School(graphic Pix by smitaro(m): 12:36pm On Mar 12, 2020
instead of dem to save d bullet for Fulani herdsmen, dem dey use am dey Kill demselves.
fools..

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Romance / Re: He Rough Handled Me On My First Visit To His House!!! HELP by smitaro(m): 10:14pm On Mar 05, 2020
Davash222:
"He has a nice ride and nice house"



Na that nice ride and house go kee you! Aside kpekus, what else can you offer a guy with a nice ride and house
There lies the answer to your question.

u dey mind d fish brain.. "nice ride ND house".
if dat guy no actually chop d kpepus as she talk which i doubt, in go chop am last last clean mouth cos she sounds cheap.

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Crime / Re: Graphic Video : Boy Gruesomely Murdered by smitaro(m): 11:07am On Mar 05, 2020
which way naija... c as person dey kill in fellow human wit ease, hope say wen dem carry am enta sambisa forest dis same ginger go dey.

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Romance / Re: White Man Wears Slippers At His Traditional Wedding To Nigerian Lady (photos) by smitaro(m): 2:02pm On Mar 02, 2020
ukukaegbu:
The slippers is far better than the shoes of the guy in red.

lol.. no b lie oo
Crime / Re: The Man Who Jumped Into Lagoon On Third Mainland Bridge Was Dumped By Girlfriend by smitaro(m): 10:31pm On Feb 27, 2020
Ifesinachi22:
I suffered a heartbreak just yesterday.
But i won't commit suicide because of her.

To even imagine it was still that yesterday that i bought a phone for her. She lost her phone and put her Sim in her roommates 2nd phone. I emptied myself and bought a phone for her. She saw my ex pics on my phone and flayed up calling me many names, a womaniser that can sacrifice anything to have her tight pussy. The thank you she will tell me is that am a womaniser that she's done with me. The insult was too much that i blocked her yesterday. I unblocked her this morning and made a threat that if she leaves I'll release her nude. With this i pinned her down. I love her so much and can go to any length to keep her. Am never going to release her nude. But she calmed down immediately she heard this. She has been seeking for advice on Facebook groups the whole of this evening. I've been seeing her "i need advice" on Facebook groups.

She has been loyal since 2pm that i told her this.

Am the boss grin grin

hmm.. bt dats emotional blackmail bro..

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Romance / Re: Can I Ask My Boss Out For Valentine? by smitaro(m): 7:30pm On Feb 13, 2020
iphi:
she has matured mind and thinks before she reacts

oga d way it seems, na only u fit advice urslf cos u knw her beta, if shez nt d pompous type den ur good 2 go, if oda wise den oyo is d case.

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Crime / Re: A Bullet Nearly Killed A Baby Yesterday Night In Mkpogu, Port Harcourt. PHOTOS by smitaro(m): 3:03pm On Feb 07, 2020
Jesus is lord..
Politics / Re: Arewa Youths Disown Shege Ka Fasa by smitaro(m): 2:41pm On Feb 07, 2020
GoTV:
sad As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i think the only solution to these clashes is for all states to accept the proposed Ruga settlements for herdsmen and watch peace reign. Instead of setting up regional security outfit like Amotekun and forest guards, why can't we Christians states especially be tolerant and live in peace with our neighbors? Infact, we Christians disown Amotekun and Enugu forest guards. We are all Nigerians and we have equal rights in every part of the country.


Instead of blaming every tragedy on our Muslim brothers, why can't we Christians dialogue for peace sake? Recently a Christian suicide bomber was caught in the church and we quickly rejected him to be a Christian but if he were to be a Muslim we would call all Muslims terrorists just because of the actions of one man. We Christians have a lot of lessons to learn from our Muslim brothers. Honestly sad

born against christians u mean??

ur mumu no get rival atall.

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Crime / Re: “overconfident” Fake Lawyer Arrested While Representing Clients In Court by smitaro(m): 8:02pm On Feb 06, 2020
i wonder whr som pple dey get d weed dem dey smoke oo.
c as in even serious lyk person wey dey hold mess close to in crush.
Politics / Re: Photo Of Winners Chapel 'Bomb' On Alibaba.com: Found With Nathaniel Samuel by smitaro(m): 7:23pm On Feb 05, 2020
frowland:


Now he is a Christian, and no longer a Muslim as initially claimed by CAN? Let me wait for FFK confirmation!

yes cos a christian can neva bomb a church
Crime / Re: Watch Video: Horse Collapse After Trekking In Lagos by smitaro(m): 4:24pm On Feb 05, 2020
e sure say dat horse don chop?
bt things dey happen for dis naija oo
d horse sef tire for d country.
Crime / Re: Video Of Fedral Sars Rescuing Kidnap Victims While The Kidnappers Were Away. by smitaro(m): 10:27am On Feb 05, 2020
God have mercy, d luv of money is d root of all evil.. rili feel for dem especially d lady, c hw frightened she luks, dose kidnappers wil neva go unpunished, so sad.
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Curses Boko Haram, Miyetti Allah Over Suicide Bomber At Winners by smitaro(m): 2:50pm On Feb 03, 2020
ghettokid1:
Why all the curse?? . Jesus's last prayer: "Forgive Them Father, For They Do Not Know What They Are Doing". So why all the curse??
u dey yarn lyk person wey dust dey in brain.

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Politics / Re: Nathaniel Samuel, Suicide Bomber At Winners Chapel: How He Was Arrested (Photos) by smitaro(m): 12:33pm On Feb 03, 2020
he is not a christian, a christian can neva bomb a church, i suspect something fishy, he shud b investigated properly d truth wil surely prevail.

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Crime / Re: Arrest Of A Christian Bomber Is A Mockery Of A Christian Rally Says Muric by smitaro(m): 12:19pm On Feb 03, 2020
mumu talk from the mumuric man.
Politics / Re: Abraham Amuta Rejects Offer To Be Freed By Boko Haram, Dumps Christianity by smitaro(m): 11:03am On Feb 03, 2020
Abusadiq01:
He has seen the beauty of Islam... Alhamdullah

aboki wey mumu..

joining boko haram is d beauty of islam to u abi?

ewu wey get bsc.
Politics / Re: Ghanaian Traders Lament Over Nigeria Border Closure by smitaro(m): 8:59am On Jan 31, 2020
MelesZenawi:




Stop showing your ignorance.

Ghana is far ahead of Nigeria.

Even if American president decides to visit Africa today, na Ghana go be their first stop and after that he goes back.



Giant of Africa in world poverty index.

no tell anybody oo

u b mumu.
Romance / Re: Photos Of A ‘giant’ Man With His Smallish Girlfriend by smitaro(m): 12:09am On Jan 29, 2020
d gal na dwarf abi na dombaby, d guy tall yes, bt she luks weird close 2 him shaa.
Crime / Re: Ignatius Odunukwe Kidnappers & Killers Arrested, Corpse Recovered (Graphic Video by smitaro(m): 10:59am On Jan 21, 2020
kellight:
Where have the good news in Nigeria gone to? cry

e dey sambisa forest.

u go lyk go recover am?

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