₦airaland Forum

Advocate500:
are you serious? I thought they like claiming victim? Enjoy the show while it last, but be rest assured that nothing last forever.

Aaaaarghmed:
The mumu op is on a Nigerian forum ranting like a zygote.Naija guy don thief him babe obviously.you can never measure up to a Nigerian.Because we lead and takeover anywhere we are...Deal with it

MzansiCoolio:
Speaker of house in an insignificant province you mean? She was scammed by a Nigerian prince email - have you forgotten? Thats your culture - scamming and drugs.

MzansiCoolio:
Samantha has only been here for a month but her profile pic has almost 200 likes just because shes a South African. Proves my point. Samantha dont give them visa oo. I know they're emailing u non stop. Let them suffer in their huts for lacking sense over the past 60 years since the whites left them to misrule themselves. They'll just come to do yahoo and sell drugs in SA.

MzansiCoolio:
What gives me sleepless nights is developing my country. Do you know what development means kunta kinte since you've had none since 1960? 😭 Is that why you only have sex on your mind? Including yahoo and drugs for recreation? 🙄Explains why you have 250 million people sharing 100MW of electricity for the past 60 years! 🤣Do you even know what 100MW means? 🤷🏽‍♂️ I dont expect you to since you've never had any electricity 😂Keep dreaming bout SA girls during your grid collapse 🤣

Multiversed:
Guy you get bad mouth oo

iguita:
When these kind of crimes happen in high places, the police never acts as law enforcement, rather they act as mediators. The same has happened when factions of NURTW fight, police usually mediates instead of prosecuting the wrong actors.

In this case, maybe they had mediated, and now, thankfully, the victim can no more complain, so any explanation goes.

Maybe if the police had prosecuted the aggressors, maybe the victim would have had the confidence to report the others.

Maybe, just maybe.

Now he is gone, we will await the next victim of the Nigerian state.

So unfortunate.

Inspirer1:
So bad keeping his head like that, at least they should honour the corpse.
There's nothing bad in getting another coffin if the one they intended using doesn't fit the body well, even if it requires them selling his wrist watch or any item if they can't spend their money for him..

Bravepenis:
Oga calm down, you misread he never made mention of Whatsapp , he said "whatsup" literally means " what's up"

Themainboy22:
He meant "what's up" Asin, he informed/updated the guy of the latest happening. Not through "WhatsApp".

elujah1:
He said what's up.. meaning what was on ground and what should be his next line of action. That was the thing back then.

ebuka1511:
This is way too funny, the year was 2001, I was in SS2 while she was also in SS2, living with my Aunt in the village, attending the local community secondary, while she was a boarder in Anglican Girls Nnewi. Our communication then was through NIPOST. We exchanged lots of letters via the post office till when we decided to take a step further.

On a very good day, she wrote and informed me she would be visiting me, local man began to sweat, then I was also a virgin, I never spoil and was among the best students in my class then. I confided in my best friend Chibuzor on whatsup, that my babe wants to visit, he was aware of her . Chibuzor after thorough thinking advised me to let her come between 10am to 1PM on a particular date, as my Aunt been a teacher in one of the government primary schools in my town would be in school.

I communicated back, sharing my home address with her, and told her she fit show on our cleared date. Na so my babe come oh, meanwhile, I came back early from school, when all, including my aunt, has left for work. My lucky day, I went with my guy, Chibuzor to our main road to receive her, see butterflies doing acrobats in my tummy, Wow, only seen her once on a crusade ground in her village, Awka Etiti. when St. Barth. Anglican Church came for a crusade, there we met and exchanged school postal addresses.

With my little savings, I bought some biscuits, short cake biscuit by Nasco, not short bread oh as I could not afford it, then I bought a bottle of fanta and coke, so she gets to make her choice and I take the left over.

On arrival, Innocent me, I did not take her to my room, rather I took her to the living room, less I forget, I don discharge Chibuzor after we reach house. We were in the living room and I offered her my little refreshment, she took fanta, while i sipped my coke . We were discussing about Physics, Chemistry, how many topics she has covered, most difficult topics, and the like when our main entrance gate made a noise, the gate usually makes noise when someone is using it,

Swallowing hard, I went and peeped over the window!! low and behold, it was my Aunt, you suppose understand those Aunts that teaches primary six in government primary school, she was a no-nonsense lady, very strict. I evaluated my situation, we were not in any compromising position, me stuttering, informed my girl that my Aunt was back, she had nothing to fear, I would introduce her, she was scared, but so was I. However I tried calming her down.

Local man was in a fixed , however, I await my fate. Meanwhile, my aunt arrived before their normal closing hours, as she normally closes from school around 1:30 pm, but it was just after 11 am, I know someone must have snitched on me, but then, we were not doing anything bad, that was my thought, so it was going to be easy.

She quietly came in and entered the living room, I came out and greeted her, she asked why I was not in school, I stuttered to answer that I had a guest, she now asked me who was the guest?

I answered my friend.

She asked again, what type of friend? while walking into the parlor. When she entered, I blurted out... she is my Girlfriend, told her her name, her surname, her village and her school, her class, her last position in class, and many more things I cannot recall now.
Next I saw was broom landing on my girlfriend and me, men!!!! local man is finished!!!!

I never knew how she made it out of our compound. That was the end!!!! I could not write back to apologize and soon we wrote our SSCE exams, contacts were lost. In retrospect, I smile now and have played out many scenarios I would use that would have saved me that embarrassment, but then it happened.

Pepperdemisback:
He should have reached the oda place.