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Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these Nigerians ... in heaven o
GOD: What have they done this time?
Angels: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules, they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They are reckless! (exasperated). In fact they have turned heaven upside down since the first time we started admitting them.

GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to see how he's doing....
(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over there…?

Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve.

(ten minutes later)

GOD: hell-o Lucifer
Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis.

(one hour later)

Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.

GOD: Lucifer are you having problems l there?
Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have quenched the fire and installed Air conditioning.

let them finish this foolish baba gomina jare...my papa no gree leave remote for me ooo

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immortaliceberg: stop posting nonsence. Are universities not on strike.

if uve been to UNILAG u wont say that...

blood of Jesus!!! Horrible news!!

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Neva believe everything as it is written down on the internet....things my be twisted purposefully..e.g www.nairaland.com/1371186/ibadan-strange-fish-baby-octopus

The main idea of the above story ws nt gotten bt ws released carelessly on net..hence causing panick.

Sike: Forgive Sins? Via twitter?! This Pope must be a learner.

do u just believe everything u read??...u knw how social medias work dont u?

kzokul: NFCS...LIVING THE FAITH!!!
LIVING THE FAITH....NFCS!!!
WHO CARES..NFCS DOES!!!
WHO DOES...NFCS CARES!!!!
I REP CATHOLICISM

wow plsd to hav a fellow where..what Chapter ar u frm?

NFCS LAUTECH CHAPTA ....IT IS HAPPENING IN OUR TIME...

It’s about plenary indulgences, not
unforgiven sins The Catholic Church defines a plenary
indulgence (or just “indulgence”) as
remission of a temporal punishment
( not an eternal punishment) due
to sin, the guilt of which has already
been forgiven and absolved by the Church through the sacrament of
Confession.
(what do u knw of d doctrines anyway)
You can neva get it right because u want to be on the attack and against the church....

http://www.agbeat.com/editorials/pope-francis-is-not-forgiving-sins-via-twitter-the-media-is-dead-wrong/

SOCIAL MEDIA CAN SPREAD MISQUOTES AND TURN EVERYTHING UPSIDE DOWN within minutes ..what do u expect


The OP posted a link which is obviously nt frm a catholic site

What ever u say i remain proudly catholic......so kp it up oh ye faithfuls ..post whateva u feel like my conviction is beyond what u can think of....and who says the pope forgives sins,only God does that..just confess ur since to ur priest,resolve to sin no more,Pray to God for mercy..Its better than jst deceiving urself in ur rooms prayin for forgiveness while ure 2still planning to commit 2morw...

If u hav confessed truely ..at least u will fill more reluctant to sin again...and if u eventually do,Go back to God and make resolution..We are humans and in this terrible world where everything is sinful u must be careful

I dont believe in twitter confession and No thanks to who ever used that to attack the Church..I go to my priest directly to confess it and beg God for Mercy

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