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If you want to be a President then you should be a very good follower first.

Nobody wears the cap that doesn't fit him. IMHO, I have not seen a good follower here yet.

I would like to see a better movie. This movie is rather boring. I'm already used to watching it. Please someone should change the DVD.

The movie has just begun.
Watch out for PART 3, 4, 5 et al.

I'm not impressed!

collins465:
i have heard a lot about forex, why not give it a trial? lol .
just suggestion not advice

I don't believe in trial-and-error kind of investment. Please gather enough knowledge before you invest your hard earned money especially at this period of economic meltdown.

Invest wisely!

Quote from: Belewu on August 17, 2009, 11:56 AM
I can't believe this. Cassandra was my account officer in Standard Chartered just 9 months ago! Very nice and courteous lady. I need to go double check my account statement ASAP!!!

BELEWU

In the future avoid contributing to propaganda.
1. CASSANDRA OLALEYE WAS NOT AN A/C OFFICER TO ANYONE
2. SHE DID NOT WORK AT STANDARD CHARTERED BANK UPTILL JULY, 1MTH AFTER THE FRAUD WAS UNDER WAY

Hilary Clinton criticizes the EFCC for their incompetence, and they botch things up some more by trying to discredit Cassandra Olaleye. Its amazing how Nigerians have bought all this shit.
There is an ongoing court case between the EFCC & Cassandra Olaleye, so we wonder what the EFCC would be trying to gain by publishing this crock of sh*t



P/S
The EFCC, is an africanized version of the KGB, do not be decieved,  a lot will be revealed in court so stay tuned,


I can't wait to see this drama unfold. Please Cassandra, I would like to be at the court to witness everything LIVE!
Please EFCC, I would like to know everything that transpired between you and Cassandra.

Nigeria is more of MOVIE than a country.

The answer is 50 bucks.

My brother, the situation you are in now is an unfortunate one but I don't think there's anything the bank can do about it.
Wonders will never cease!

@Seun, please tell me how orderbay.com operates. I need more information on how they handle Credit Card transactions.

Hey dude,

If you a Nigerian living in Nigeria, I would advise you to forget PayPal for now.

Please don't make money that you will never enjoy because PayPal will get your account frozen as fast as you could ever imagine once they've gotten all the facts that you are a Nigerian.

And they will not do it when the account has no money in it. Certainly, they will wait until you have made enough money.

Think about it.

Dear ASUU and FG,

Please let the elephants continue fighting so that the grasses will continue to suffer.

Which way Nigeria? A fool at forty, they say, is a fool forever but what about a fool at 49?

This story is either fictitious or incomplete.
OP is hiding some vital facts that will help "brainless" dudes like me to draw conclusions.
I quit!

It is not an investment. You are just tryimg to safeguard your money from value depreciation.

Invest the money in me if you can TRUST me and I will give you more than any financial institution will give you in 6 months time.

@kayperu, please visit the nearest post office or the nipost website to obtain the postal code of your area.

I'm sure it can't be 23401.

@sabaestate, abeg what's up?

You have not sent the info for the job you asked me to do for you. Or have you backed out from the offer?

Please state the cost per annum for each of the apartments.

Hi dude,

Why on earth should you even deposit such amount in a bank on fixed deposit only hoping to get measly N10,000 at the end of the month?

Meanwhile, I know quite well 12% of a million Naira should be more than N10,000 though I'm not good at Mathematics.

Call the police for them!

On a more serious note, why not give me the money and I will be giving you 20% of it as interest every month? I have a Midas touch - anything I touch turns to money.

@Blogexpert, you have just spoken my mind and the mind of others that know that you can't fool Google by clicking on your own ads or telling your friends to go on ad clicking spree.

Google aint fools, believe me.

Hi Forumites,

Please I need a bedroom flat or "Self-suite". The location of the flat must be in Portharcourt. The facilities in the apartment must be first-class. There must be constant water supply and electricity in the area.

I prefer Rumuola part of Portharcourt.

My budget is N100k/annum. And I can only afford an advance payment of a year.

My phone number remains 08036867296.


Regards,
SMSguru

This is just the beginning of the end.

The Rich Also Cry!

I saw it coming. And I told them that it was coming but they refused to listen.

Nigerian movies would always say, "This is just the beginning."


I am no club's fan.

This is copied from Yahoo News,
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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – The sixth edition of "UCLA Slang" is being published this month and it is just "presh!"

The book is released every four years by linguistics professor Pamela Munro and her students at the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA).


Munro said the lighthearted dictionary is put together using a methodical process that starts with students collecting slang from friends followed by a detailed analysis to make sure submissions are spelled and defined correctly.

"Students learn a lot about grammar, language and linguistics," Munro said. "You can study anything you want about ordinary language through the medium of slang."

The 160-page English-slanglish lexicon includes terms, definitions, parts of speech, sample sentences and notes on the etymology and origin of new slang, Munro said.

The dictionary supplies such words and definitions as "presh," which means cute or precious.

Other terms or phrases include "fomo," or fear of missing out, "schwa" for wow; and "obama," meaning cool, as in "You so obama."

"Bromance" means a close platonic friendship. And "bellig" means drunk and belligerent.

"Eargasm" means, well, just what it sounds like.

If all this is new, just say "I.D.K." to indicate "I didn't know."
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This is not a political joke considering the fact that Americans can make something out of nothing.

Frankly speaking, I can't wait to buy a car named Obama because I know it's either in the making or hidden somewhere in ebay.com.

What do you think?

Chelsea will win this one.
I would have preferred to watch Community Shield match between Chelsea/Man U Vs. Nassarawa United.

My instinct tells me that Nigeria will defend this cup very well.

My instinct never lies.

On a more serious note, we have always beaten Argentina and Germany in cadet championships. So, this will not be a different ball game albeit our poor preparation.

PLEASE DON"T COMMIT SUICIDE!

We've always had and may always have a deaf government.
I don't know what those at the helm of affairs in Nigeria take Nigerians for. Imagine tertiary education sector of all sectors, the government is playing with it.

I wonder if Yar'adua really graduated from the university. Or he just dropped out of school like I did.

I hate to talk about Nigerian politics, politicians, former and current political office holders.

Don't ask me my opinion on Nuhu Ribadu's reign as the EFCC chairman because I will not tell you that the man never did his job very well.

I won't tell you that he was simply used and dumped.