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PoliticsRe: Anenih Lied, I Didn’t Receive Up To N63m From Him- Yakassai by smsshola(m): 10:06pm On Jan 06, 2016
In as much u follow collect the yam and chop small Toh... u too be goat be that whether na small they giv u or na plenty share u sha chop...shikena.

The rest na story for the gods o.
Celebrities“they Said Our Family Was Too Poor” – Dele Momudu by smsshola(op): 7:52am On Jan 05, 2016
On Sunday, Davido shared baby mama- Sophia Momudu’s alleged cannabis medical report alongside other incriminating exhibits and a letter detailing what exactly transpired between the two of them vis a vis baby Imade.
After over 24 hours of refusing to react, family spokesperson, Dele Momodu has responded to Davido’s allegations.. The ovation publisher took to his Instagram page as he posted a picture of Davido’s sister, Ashley Adeleke and baby Imade in Dubai as well as a statement on behalf of the family.
The newspapers were awash this morning and the social media has been on fire since yesterday. My cousin SOPHIE MOMODU was comprehensively scandalised. Even a Laboratory result alleging she’s a cannabis smoker was splashed everywhere. She was said to have infected her own baby with cannabis. The vicious authors expected some gullible people to believe them. Nothing could have been cruellest. Our initial reaction was to maintain the ceasefire but this latest attack against a defenceless lady who merely asked that she be allowed to enjoy the fruit of motherhood was the limit of recklessness and rascality. All sensible human beings should abhor and condemn this unwarranted fabrication of endless lies just to justify the act of forcefully detaching a baby from her biological mother. Check this picture well. That’s baby Imade with her aunt Ashley Adeleke who took her to Dubai a few months ago against her mother’s consent. The world has been told that the baby was so sick that she needed urgent medical attention in Dubai. Imade’s mother was deprived of attending personally to her own baby. Now wait for this; just imagine you’re the hapless mum of Imade; instead of receiving regular medical briefs from Ashley the Good Samaritan, you receive pictures of your own baby swimming with Ashley Coco inside the heavenly pool of Atlantis, The Palm Dubai, one of the most luxurious resorts in the world while anxiety is killing you back home. Baby Imade has been forcefully separated from her mum since July 11!, 2015, when she was barely two months old. We’ve pleaded for months with the Adelekes to return the baby to her real mum. Sophie was allowed to visit her daughter once a week every Sunday inside Dr Adeleke’s guest quarters. We did not fight. We did not engage in social media wars. They said our family was too poor and beneath their status. We did not mind. They said Sophie was a gold-digger, we did not respond. We only kicked when Baby Imade was to be taken out again without the mum’s necessary consent. No one asked them to take Sophie along. We only tried to stop the impunity and dehumanisation of a poor mother. We acted within the ambit of the law. No more.
CelebritiesRe: Kiss Daniel Writes A Touching Open Letter Over His Headies 2015 Loss by smsshola(m): 7:36am On Jan 05, 2016
Gracito:
lol thanks
You welcom...see ur followers na men boku fo list, the eyes is causing traffic already lol, sent u a PM.
RomanceRe: Don Jazzy Fights Olamide Comedy Version by smsshola(m): 7:04am On Jan 05, 2016
credit to you guys but not too funny.
CelebritiesRe: Kiss Daniel Writes A Touching Open Letter Over His Headies 2015 Loss by smsshola(m): 6:08am On Jan 05, 2016
Gracito:
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sexy you... those eyes can cause traffic.
RomanceRe: See The Way This Girl Posted Her Nude On Facebook. by smsshola(m): 4:03am On Jan 05, 2016
@op who ask u to blurred the pics its her life...her body later on in life girls go dey complain life is not fair.
RomanceRe: What A Time To Be Alive: You Can Now Purchase A Sound System For Your Vagina by smsshola(m): 4:00am On Jan 05, 2016
Hmmmm.. .Endtime indeed.
Romance5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by smsshola(op): 2:35am On Jan 05, 2016
Warri guys are very funny; apart from their unique way of speaking the popular pigeon English, they also exhibit unique characters in romance and s*x-related matters! Abeg, make una nor report me give Quarter Chairman for area o!

1) They are mostly aggressive if a babe proves to be too smart: As a girl, don’t try to drain their resources only to tell them later that you are not ‘in the mood’!!! In fact, don’t ever think of it!!! You either avoid having them spend on you totally or you comply with their wish as dictated by their desires! Deh dey vex! Deh nor get joy o!

2) The natural comedy in them might make them not to take you to comedy shows: My guy, everybody dey funny for Warfi!!! Some get am for words; others get am for doings! wink Comedians like AY or I Go Die will host a comedy show in Abuja or Lagos and the venue would be filled to the brim! Come and try it in Warri na…omo, you go fear the number of vacant seats na! The fact is that the average Warri guy doesn’t care whether it is AY Show or QY Show!!! He is very funny and can even make the babe laugh more than how Gandoki would have done! If na broke Warfi guy wen nor get joy, don’t ever speak of Silverbird or Gordons Show; e fi dash you one sour slap!!!

3) They will never pretend to be Superman or Voltron: Yes! Warri guys will never prove to you that they are superman or voltron when in a romantic affair. Though, they would always protect you if they can withstand the risk but not when danger is seriously involved! If you go out with a Warfi guy and there’s trouble at the venue, don’t ever think that he would be your messiah; try to find your way out because his first move will be to save himself!!! A Warri boy will always disappear to re-appear! grin So don’t think you are hanging out with Obinna from Enugu!

4) They are romantically sugar- coated: Warri guys have their way of convincing women even without using material things. It is called ‘scoping’ or ‘giving her your words’. The vocabulary is very large; you cannot learn it outside except you have been raised in the streets of the Oil City!!! If you have been maltreating your girlfriend, make sure a Warri guy doesn’t know about it or else, your babe would fall in love with him soonest and dump your lonely ass on the dusty road!

5) No eatery for ‘Runs girls’: If Warri guys observe you to be a ‘runs girl’, they would rather take you to a beer parlour than taking you to an eatery! They calculate very fast (even those that do not know Mathematics!). The reason is that they would spend lesser at a beer parlour compared to an eatery where they might lose some thousands! In a beer parlour, they are guaranteed that some few change can get both of you ‘high’ which can even assist the ‘kpakirikpa ministry’ that night!" Abeg, make I make sure say my gate dey locked before Area go find me reach house o!"
6. Feel free to add yours
SportsFive Things That Went Wrong For Benitez At Real Madrid by smsshola(op): 2:19am On Jan 05, 2016
"Rafael Benitez’s unhappy reign in charge of Real
Madrid came to an end after just seven months
and 25 games when he was sacked and replaced
by club legend Zinedine Zidane on Monday.
Here, AFP Sports looks at what went wrong for
the former Liverpool and Chelsea manager on
his return to the club where he started his
playing and coaching career.


– Dressing room revolts
Benitez was brought in to add discipline to the
Madrid dressing room after club president
Florentino Perez believed his popular
predecessor Carlo Ancelotti’s soft touch was to
blame for a trophyless 2015. However, his
combative style failed to win over some of
Madrid’s biggest stars such as Cristiano
Ronaldo and Sergio Ramos, who routinely
continued to praise Ancelotti long after his
departure.


– Big game failures
To be sacked on a return of 17 wins and just
three defeats from 25 games seems harsh on
Benitez, but nowhere are the demands higher
than at Madrid and Benitez paid for his inability
to produce the results in the big games. Even
aside from the 4-0 humiliation at home to
Barcelona in November, Real failed to beat
Atletico Madrid, Villarreal, Sevilla and Valencia
to fall four points behind Atletico in the title
race.


– Off-field distractions
Quite apart from Madrid’s problems on the
field, Benitez had to front up at press
conferences for a number of his stars’
misdemeanours off it. Benitez offered his full
backing to Karim Benzema despite the
Frenchman facing blackmail charges over a
sex-tape involving international teammate
Mathieu Valbuena.
Meanwhile, Colombian playmaker James
Rodriguez was left out of Benitez’s final game
in a 2-2 draw at Valencia on Sunday days after
being pursued to the club’s training ground by
an unmarked police car and accused of
speeding at up to 200kph (124mph).


– Cup farce
It is a problem routinely faced by cash-
strapped non-league sides, but the richest club
in the world managed to get thrown out of the
Copa del Rey due to an administrative error as
Benitez fielded an ineligible player in the first
leg of their tie at Cadiz last month.
Denis Cheryshev was suspended after an
accumulation of yellow cards whilst on loan at
Villarreal last season, but started and scored
the opening goal. It was the second time a
Benitez side had been eliminated from the cup
in embarrassing circumstances as Valencia
were also thrown out when he was in charge in
2001 for fielding too many players from outside
the European Union.


– Defensive tactics
Even when the results were favourable for
Benitez early in his Madrid reign, he came
under fire from the local media and the club’s
fans for his perceived negative tactics. Creative
players like Rodriguez and Isco were
marginalised, and Benitez could never find the
right balance as when the goals did begin to
flow after the return of Benzema and Gareth
Bale from injury, they conceded 18 goals in his
last 11 games in charge."
CelebritiesRe: Sophia Momodu Fires Back At Davido: 'I Curse The Day I Met You Kid by smsshola(op): 1:35am On Jan 05, 2016
...and more

CelebritiesRe: Sophia Momodu Fires Back At Davido: 'I Curse The Day I Met You Kid by smsshola(op): 1:31am On Jan 05, 2016
more snapshot...

CelebritiesSophia Momodu Fires Back At Davido: 'I Curse The Day I Met You Kid by smsshola(op): 1:27am On Jan 05, 2016
The baby-mama in question,Sophia Momodu has reacted to the Instagram drama between her baby-daddy, Davido and uncle, Dele Momodu. Sophia Momodu took to twitter moments ago to express her side of the story as well as defend her uncle. In her defence, Sophia claims Davido’s family took her child away for 5 months and were planning to smuggle baby Imade into the United States without her knowledge.
Girls sha..

CelebritiesRe: The Sexiest Ladies At Quilox Pool Party by smsshola(m): 1:25am On Jan 05, 2016
Chimezie198:
naaawah oo.. very soon bra will go into extinction
All in the name of fashion..
PoliticsRe: Tweet:nigerians Remind Fani Kayode What He Said About Goodluck Jonathan Years BK by smsshola(m): 9:22pm On Jan 04, 2016
The making of FFK...
PoliticsRe: "PDP Leaders Didn't Know Dasuki Was Giving Out Arms Fund" - Ebenezer Babatope by smsshola(m): 8:58pm On Jan 04, 2016
Haa Daddy wa so you follow shop the yam too...Babatope where did elders think Dasuki they bring the yam from.. from his farm or wh farm? Am sorry to say but Pdp elders una dey useless pinkin they bring yam for una make una dey shop una no ask the pikin where he dey get the yam..Walahi una no be good elder.

Well now dt one na story cos naija now kno say stealing is corruption and we now have a leader who the goats and yam can be together without any attempt by the goat to eat the yam...except the goat wan go prison.
PoliticsRe: #Fireonbaba Now Trending On Twitter.Pics by smsshola(op): 8:45pm On Jan 04, 2016
More snapshot..
Politics#Fireonbaba Now Trending On Twitter.Pics by smsshola(op): 8:32pm On Jan 04, 2016
Since the media chat by PMB several attacks has been directed to him and many at the opposition have called him different names and insult...while many at opposition tents see him as dictator and tyranny... but it seem many Nigeria love the way he is tackling corruption... see snapshots.

TravelRe: Eko Atlantic City (updates) by smsshola(m): 8:19pm On Jan 04, 2016
Fun itesiwaju Eko.
RomanceRe: I Am Not Attracted To My Husband – I Love Him Like A Brother by smsshola(m): 7:26am On Jan 04, 2016
Since 1814 I av com to realised that the most confused animal God created is woman...If ur hubby is what u describe him to be and still u dey look fo something else outside.

The truth is u need to leave trash for Lawma.
RomanceRe: Where Can One Find This Kind Of Chic? by smsshola(m): 7:15am On Jan 04, 2016
SexyStrawberry:
hmmmm, people dey reason how to make large money, see where dis one dey reason go for this 2016 ....... SMH embarassed
Correct talk ....
CelebritiesRe: Regina Askia's 14-Year-Old Daughter, Tessa Is Stunning by smsshola(m): 7:07am On Jan 04, 2016
Khd95:
But what does she want us to do with her pixhuh
So we can see and admonish her as if na only celebrities get pikin..
PoliticsRe: "Why NASS Won't Allow President Buhari Decide On TSA" - Speaker Yakubu Dogara by smsshola(m): 7:04am On Jan 04, 2016
Awon Ole giving excuse since 1870....
CelebritiesRe: Davido Reveals More About His Drama With Baby Mama(Linda Ikeji Exclusive) by smsshola(m): 9:56pm On Jan 03, 2016
After read the whole episode all I got to say can both family com tgeda and save the child...som1 need to tell them to leave trash for Lawma.
CareerRe: Is Working For Access Bank That Bad? by smsshola(m): 9:59pm On Jan 02, 2016
Bros ar u sure dey pay 243k for grad trainee? There ABO receive 343k, a graduate trainee don't receive that much not even ds day bank are not making much income like before pls verify ur info o. If u ar a marketer Access is not a gd place to start...cos they will frustrate the hell out of u.

Better any bank u av ur peace of mind and there is guarantee next salary is certain at least 80% sure.
PoliticsRe: Inside The Massive Money Laundering In Nigeria’s National Assembly-Premium Times by smsshola(m): 9:28pm On Jan 02, 2016
All this bank wey dey aid money laundering hmmm .....UBA still at least they allow charges to take place GT na free fo all.
PoliticsRe: Online Petition Asking Buhari To Resign Gathers Momentum by smsshola(m): 9:20pm On Jan 02, 2016
Som1 pls tell them to leave trash for Lawma..
RomanceRe: **A Used-condom Was Found Inside My Church Premises Today*** PIX** Who Did This? by smsshola(m): 8:07pm On Jan 02, 2016
Even though u wan more viewers to ur thread or comment must u ridicule the church...?

If u don't have any good topic to create leave the trash in ur brain fo Lawma.
RomanceRe: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by smsshola(m): 7:57pm On Jan 02, 2016
RexKexMilann:
LOL.


Number 4 is very awkward. A girl will know that you are just with her For the Sex & She will ask If You Love her.The Most annoying thing is that They already know the truth YET they will Still ask Such an Obviously Silly Questionsad.


Ladies, Why do you Guys Do tHat? huh
Bros when next she ask silly questions tell her to leave the trash for Lawma.
Jokes EtcRe: How Olamide Held Don Jazzy Last Night(backstage Pictures) by smsshola(m): 7:38pm On Jan 02, 2016
Lol....abeg leave trash for LAWMA.

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